Best 12 quotes in «duct tape quotes» category

Civilization is held together by duct tape and spit, and I'm worried about the duct tape.

Duct tape can't fix stupid," Bas growled. "Maybe not," Red replied, "but it can hold it down and muffled the screams.

Billings pulled a roll from a compartment in his cargo pants leg. We gawked at him in disbelief. He shrugged. "What? You never know when you're going to need duct tape.

Greatest stuff in the world. Superman’s duct tape.

May the gods defend me from heroes with duct tape. And heroes always seem to have duct tape.

You always kiss on the first date?" "Not usually until after the duct-tape.

After the 9/11 attacks, I dutifully stocked up on rolls of duct tape and N-95 masks, as the government recommended.

Wilbur looked at the list glumly. "Are you sure you need all this stuff?" "Yep." "The ax?" "The ax is critical." "The chalk?" "The chalk is super-critical." "The bungee cords?" "Bungee cords are the single most useful object in the universe, Wilbur. People may say it’s duct tape, but it’s actually bungee cords. All great heroes know this.

Javascript is the duct tape of the Internet.

Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.

A smile and a laugh are the duct tape of life; they can fix anything.

Superglue after duct tape a girl's best friend.