Best 40 quotes in «exes quotes» category

On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone.

The final conflict will be between the Communists and the ex-Communists.

There is no such thing as an ex-exhibitionist.

There's no such thing as an ex-junkie.

There's no ex out there who I'm not friends with today, and I'm extremely thankful for that.

You never date someone's ex-boyfriend. Period. That's not even the unspoken rule - that's the spoken rule.

When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend

You can successfully take a jab at your ex without having everyone criticize you for it.

But friendship meant you at least planted the seed for them, love meant allowing them the ability to weed their own garden until it was something healthy and thriving, blooming and bright and smelling of heather and tiger lilies.

Diane sometimes hears that Troy is an actuary. Sometimes she hears Troy is a florist. Sometimes she hears Troy is a cop, a toll collector, a professor, a musician, a stand-up comedian. Once, she heard a terrible rumor he became a librarian but she could not imagine Troy becoming the darkest of evil beasts no matter what he had done to her. Is it even possible for a human to become a librarian?

Men who make all the decisions in a relationship are also the ones who will blame you when they don’t work out as they expected.

I thought I was over him! So why did my heart still rip? Why did I still feel this sorrow? I got this strange sensation that God was with me. And he was angry. He was very angry--not at me and not at Jack. God was angry at the pain I was going through. I wondered if that was why God hated sin, because of the destruction it caused. For a moment I felt awe for a God who loved me enough to hate the things that hurt me without hating me for causing them.

Sarah’. She had thought they had thrown that bit of history into the trash, and the trash into the incinerator. But apparently ‘Sarah’ had only been thrown into a plastic bag and left in the closet under the bathroom sink, where the packet gathered mold and fungus and slowly acquired a signature stink. That stench was now slowly escaping from between the gap of the doors and the bathroom floor. Sarah was Siddharth’s ex.

Realizing that many you once thought the world of are nothing but glorified assholes means you've grown up.

One ends a romantic relationship while remaining a compassionate friend by being kind above all else. By explaining one’s decision to leave the relationship with love and respect and emotional transparency. By being honest without being brutal. By expressing gratitude for what was given. By taking responsibility for mistakes and attempting to make amends. By acknowledging that one’s decision has caused another human being to suffer. By suffering because of that. By having the guts to stand by one’s partner even while one is leaving. By talking it all the way through and by listening. By honoring what once was. By bearing witness to the undoing and salvaging what one can. By being a friend, even if an actual friendship is impossible. By having good manners. By considering how one might feel if the tables were turned. By going out of one’s way to minimize hurt and humiliation. By trusting that the most compassionate thing of all is to release those we don’t love hard enough or true enough or big enough or right. By believing we are all worthy of hard, true, big, right love. By remembering while letting go.

She had to defend him in order to defend herself. That was why people were so prickly about their partners, even their ex-partners. To admit that Duncan wasn't up to much was to own up publicly to the terrible waste of time, and terrible lapses in judgment and taste. She had stuck up for Spandau Ballet in just the same way at school, even after she had stopped liking them.

Some people don’t realize what they have until it’s gone, but that does not always mean they are supposed to get it back.

Some people each left their spouse or lover because he or she was no longer the primary source of their happiness; some, because their spouse or lover was, at that time, the primary source of their unhappiness.

Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial and chest piercings. I am very fortunate to have just been schooled by someone who looks like they graduated from Care Bear Carnage University.

Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa.

You're gone and you left me. My heart has dissipated. The only thing I can feel is the blood rushing through my veins and the strings that hold my fragile heart together.

When you enter your next relationship, you become the person you split up with.

Being an ex-child star is not a given.

All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend.

For me, once I've worked on something and it's finished, it's like an ex-boyfriend: you don't go back to them.

Experts have their expert fun ex cathedra telling one just how nothing can be done.

I can't deny I'm a better ex-president than I was a president.

Here's one thing I can't understand: people who are friends with their exes.

He takes the greatest ornament from friendship, who takes modesty from it. [Lat., Maximum ornamentum amicitiae tollit, qui ex ea tollit verecudiam.]

I don't think any President ever enjoyed himself more than I did. Moreover, I don't think any ex-President ever enjoyed himself more.

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!

I have to meet someone who loves children and who loves ex-husbands and implants.

I have a lot of friends that are ex-Miss Alabamas and ex-Miss Georgias.

I depart from life as from an inn, and not as from my home. [Lat., Ex vita discedo, tanquam ex hospitio, non tanquam ex domo.]

I'm on a search for my future ex-wife.

In the divorce my ex got everything. Even kept her composure

I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama.

I'm not on good terms with any of my exes. That's why we're not together anymore. We're not friends.

I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.

Me being a compassionate person, I would never hold any grudges against my ex.