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    Hanoi Rocks was our baby and we were the core and we started the band. All those years that went to waste because of that accident, it's only right that we have some kind of advantage because it's our history. The name 'Hanoi Rocks' I think is one of the very best names, if not the best name of all rock n' roll bands.

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    Happiness is not that easy to achieve, but having a handsome husband, a beautiful baby, and a great job helps.

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    Have a kid. You obviously shouldn't have a baby just to get politically active, but I'm eight and a half months pregnant, and I swear, thinking about an actual very real future for a tiny person is a game changer.

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    Have a baby, and you realize: The second you think you got sh-t figured out, you don't. It's the greatest wake-up call.

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    Have you ever had a big idea or dream - something you wanted so bad ... but you were too scared to make it happen, or maybe you didn't really believe it could? Think of how often you've had someone you looked up to or viewed as successful - shoot one of your suggestions full of holes. Ideas and babies have a lot in common - they require a lot of nourishment to survive. A new idea, regardless of its size, may not be able to withstand a beating when you first give it birth.

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    Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk? Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

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    Have to love the preemptive guilt trip! I will be visiting home for Mother's Day. Hoping for minimal "baby cannon" talk, but realistically that's going to be a big part of the day.

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    Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.

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    Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.

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    Having a baby is painful in order to show how serious a thing life is.

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    Having a baby is a disaster for your career. I don't think there's any sympathy.

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    Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate.

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    Having a baby takes so much from you. It's the most glorious thing you'll ever do, but the aftermath is not so glorious!

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    Having a book is somewhat like having a baby, as many woman writers have observed before me: the conception, the long preparation, the wait, the growing heaviness (not of body in this case but of the spirit and the manuscript) toward the end, the initial delight at the sight of the product, fully formed and seemingly perfect, and then the usual postpartum depression. What will people whose opinion I care about, and those whose views I don't value but have weight in the world of reader, think of it?

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    Having a delivery covered by Medicare just isn't going to fly. It's too risky for a woman to put a baby down and not remember where she left it.

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    Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.

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    Having a baby isn't so bad. If you're a female Emperor penguin in the Antarctic. She lays the egg, rolls it over to the father, then takes off for warmer weather where she eats and eats and eats. For two months, the father stands stiff, without food, blind in the 24-hour dark, balancing the egg on his feet. After the little penguin is hatched, the mother sees fit to come home.

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    Having babies is a blessing, not a duty.

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    Having a baby can be a scream.

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    Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.

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    Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You really need to be certain it's what you want before you commit.

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    Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life.

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    Having a crying baby is inspiration to get the job done quickly.

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    Having a baby is a life-changer. It gives you a whole other perspective on why you wake up every day.

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    Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

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    Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come to stay with you.

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    Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment.

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    Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

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    Having the baby changed my life a lot. I don't want to go on the road.

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    Having done television for almost 20 years now, a pilot is kind of like a rough draft. It's like bringing people into your ultrasound and hooking up to the monitor and going, "Isn't my baby beautiful?" "Yeah. I can only see the outline of it, but it looks like it might be.

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    Having just had a baby, I'm not going to be thinking about my arse.

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    Having spent all of my teens and my twenties partying hard (very hard) then working the next day, I can assure you that losing bit of sleep to feed the thing you love most in the world is not a chore at all. Since having a baby I am better rested than ever. Sure, I can't party any more but I don't need to. Because I am happy.

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    Having worked as a labor and delivery nurse...I've seen ultrasounds...you know that those babies are real.

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    Headlines can be strengthend by the inclusion of emotional words like darling, love, fear, proud, friend and baby.

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    Healthy love, I always think, is... wanting the person you love to be more of themselves. And I think for a parent that's a challenge, because you have to let a baby spread its wings.

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    Heartbeat, why do you skip when my baby's lips meet mine?

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    He came, not as a flash of light or as an unapproachable conqueror, but as one whose first cries were heard by a peasant girl and a sleepy carpenter. God tapped humanity on its collective shoulder, "Pardon me," he said, and eternity interrupted time, divinity interrupted carnality, and heaven interrupted the earth in the form of a baby. Christianity was born in one big heavenly interruption.

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    Heaven is laying in my sweet baby's arms, hell is when my baby's not here.

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    Heaven is the perfect place to raise children. Everything will be just the way it was intended to be in the beginning, a perfect environment without pain and danger, accidents and death and the horrors of this world. Babies won't have to cry. - They'll have everything they need. We'll be able to read their little minds, and we won't have to wonder what they're needing. Just think of all the advantages of rearing children in Heaven. It will be pure pleasure!

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    He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.

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    Heaven lies about us in our infancy.

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    He closed his eyes and let out a jagged breath. "Okay." He settled between my legs holding himself over me. "I've never been with a virgin, Eva. I'm going to try real hard not to hurt you." "Will it hurt you?" I asked, thinking about his pained expression when he'd said I was too tight. He smiled, "It's going to be the closest to heaven I'll ever get, baby.

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    He first selected the smallest one...and then bowed his head as though he were saying grace. Opening his mouth very wide, he struggled for a moment, after which all was over. I shall never forget the comic look of despair he cast upon the other five over-occupied shells. I asked him how he felt. 'Profoundly grateful,' he said, 'as if I had swallowed a small baby.'

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    He grinned. “That’s because pixies are ever-after. We’re magic, baby. Just ask Matalina.

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    He had grown up in a country run by politicians who sent the pilots to man the bombers to kill the babies to make the world safer for children to grow up in.

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    He had a come-and-get-me-baby-I'm-pure-trouble-and-you're-gonna-love-it kind of attitude.

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    Hello Angel,'Michael rumbled, and leaned over to give the woman a kiss on the cheek. She accepted it with all the loving tolerance of a Komodo dragon. 'Don't you hello angel me. Do you know what I had to go through to find a baby-sitter, get all the way out here, get the money together and then get the sword back for you?

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    He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time.

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    He just seems as cool as ever. I can smell him. Even on the other side, there is smell. Like, when babies are born, there's two smells-one is chicken soup, which is the flesh, and the other is lilacs, which is coming from the spiritual garden. The spirit has a lilac smell.

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    Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies - "God damn it, you've got to be kind.