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    Attachment to a baby is a long-term process, not a single, magical moment. The opportunity for bonding at birth may be compared to falling in love - staying in love takes longer and demands more work.

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    At school, our classroom had a small rodent zoo consisting of two rabbits, three hamsters, a litter of baby gerbils and a guinea pig. At first, I’d thought the teacher was raising snack food, which impressed me, being the first sign of intelligence she’d shown. Soon, though, I’d figured out the animals’ true purpose and left them alone, though I would never understand the appeal of petting and coddling perfectly good food.

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    At the age of ten, I thought if a boy kissed you on the lips, you would have a baby, and I surely wasn't the only youngster who believed that!

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    At the age of 16 I was already dreaming of having a baby because I felt myself to be an adult, but my mum forbid it. Right now, I feel like a teenager and I want to have fun for one or two more years before starting a family.

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    At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more test, not winning one more verdict or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband, a friend, a child, or a parent.

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    At the end of the day, though, the entire basis for consent laws doesn't make sense. We're not old enough to decide if we don't want a baby, but we are old enough to have one?

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    At this rate, I'd be lucky if I wrote a page a day. Then I knew what the problem was. I needed experience. How could I write about life when I'd never had a love affair or a baby or even seen anybody die? A girl I knew had just won a prize for a short story about her adventures among the pygmies in Africa. How could I compete with that sort of thing?

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    A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby.

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    A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel.

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    A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world.

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    A woman drew her long black hair out tight, And fiddled whisper music on those strings, And bats with baby faces in the violet light Whistled, and beat their wings, And crawled head downward down a blackened wall.

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    A woman has the greatest opportunity to provide the best outcome for a baby and its potentialities. Not only by having a conscious and definite will to form the child accordingly to the highest ideal she can conceive, but first and foremost having the aspiration to work on herself.

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    A woman relinquishes her unfettered right to control her own body when her actions cause the conception of a baby

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    A woman's body works as if it knew something she didn't, and does not have her best interests at heart. If you need to look your best it will deliver you a pimple; if you don't want it to, your period will start early; if you want a baby badly your body refuses to give you one; if you are content in your life, lo, you are pregnant.

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    A world to be born under your footsteps.

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    A world where everything was easy would be a nursery for babies, but not at all a fit place for men.

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    A young pregnant wife has been hospitalized for a simple attack of appendicitis. The doctors had to apply ice to her stomach and when the treatments ended the doctors suggested that she abort the child, they told her it was the 'best solution' because the baby would be born with some disability but the young brave wife decided not to abort, and the child was born. That woman was my Mother and I was the child.

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    Babies act out when they're hungry, cold, tired. They do this for survival.

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    Babies are equipped at birth with a number of instinctive reflexes and behavior patterns that cause them to spend their first several years trying to kill themselves. If your home contains a sharp, toxic object, your baby will locate it; if your home contains no such object, your baby will try to obtain one via mail order.

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    Babies are not brought by storks and poets are not produced by workshops.

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    Babies aren't dishwasher-safe.

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    Babies are saved when Christians show up.

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    Babies are thinking and attracting before they are speaking. Even though you are only months old in your physical body, you are a very old and wise Creator, focused in that baby's body.

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    Babies, babies, babies. Why did God make so many babies? But no, God didn't make them. Stupid people made them.

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    Babies cannot eat meat but some adults like milk.

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    Babies cry, make noise, go here and there. But it annoys me when a baby cries in church and there are those who say he needs to go out. The cry of a baby is God's voice: never drive them away from the church!

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    Babies in silk hats playing with dynamite.

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    Babies should enjoy the freedom to vocalize whether it be in church, a public meeting place, during a movie, or after hours when the lights are out. They have not yet learned that joy and laughter have to last a lifetime and must be conserved.

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    Babies were dangerous . . . they made you fall in love before you knew what was happening.

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    Babies who have not yet been taught to speak any language are the only race of the earth, the race of man: all the rest is pretence, what we call civilization, hatred, fear, desire for strength.

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    Baby bye Here's a fly, Let us watch him. you and I, How he crawls Up the walls Yet he never falls.

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    Baby don't wake me, let me take you on an endless journey. We touch and the softest kiss explodes with lust. It's real and you can't deny the heat you feel. And if I die before I wake, baby that's all right.

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    Baby Girl," I say. "I need you remember everything I told you. Do you remember what I told you?" She still crying steady, but the hiccups are gone. "To wipe my bottom good when I'm done?" "No, baby, the other one. About who you are.

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    Baby," groaned the guy-Ted? Tad?-something like that-and crushed his lips against the side of her neck, shoving her face against the wall of the toilet stall.

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    Baby, I ain't trash. Trash is something you throw away. My people keep me.

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    Baby I know, the first cut is the deepest.

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    Baby I'm a fool who thinks it's cool to fall in love

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    Baby, I've tried to find a place inside your heart. Oh, but it's hard to start a fire without a spark.

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    Baby's room should be close enough to your room so that you can hear baby cry, unless you want to get some sleep, in which case baby's room should be in Peru.

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    Baby, when you were young and your heart was an open book, you used to say live and let live. You know you did, you know you did, you know you did.

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    Babies and the old are permitted self-absorption. In between, it provokes resentment.

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    Babies are born with the instinct to speak, the way spiders are born with the instinct to spin webs. You don't need to train babies to speak; they just do. But reading is different.

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    Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.

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    Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case.

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    Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby.

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    Babies, they learn how to walk and they are already trying to run away. You can't reach the doorknob, you only know us, think it through.

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    Baby girl, Cross is a tsunami.

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    Baby, high school's over. High school's never over.

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    "Baby," I said. "I'm a genius but nobody knows it but me.

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    Baby Steps are for Babies, Not Brands. Be Amazing or Be Surpassed.