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    How do we know when someone like Hasan is going to make his move and do we know he's an Islamist until he's made his move? He makes a phone call or whatever, according to Reuters right now. Apparently he tried to contact al-Qaida. Is that the point at which you say, "This guy is dangerous?" That's not a crime to call up al-Qaida, is it? Is it? I mean, where do you stop the guy?

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    How do you know what it's like to be stupid if you've never been smart?

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    However, what Article VI [of the U.S. Constitution] does not do, and was never intended to do, is deny me the right to say, as loudly as I may choose, that I will on no account vote for a smirking hick like Mike Huckabee, who is an unusually stupid primate but who does not have the elementary intelligence to recognize the fact that this is what he is.

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    How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.

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    How many years did people hate Obamacare? Now there's a poll out there that says Obamacare's never been more popular. Really? Really? Just how stupid do you think we all are? After whatever it is, six years of rising premiums, lost coverage, horrible treatment, no access, now all of a sudden, and there hasn't been any improvement in enrollment.

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    How stupid lovers can be! But if they were not, there would be no story.

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    Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid.

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    Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice.

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    Humans are stupid. I'm ashamed to be human.

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    However I will never forget what Marion [Zimmer Bradley] did for me by accepting that first story from a stupid enthusiastic kid.

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    How had it turned into this? I had lived my whole stupid life without him, and now I could barely make it through the hour.

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    I actually made an effort to reject acting, to shove it out of my body, because I didn't want my kids to have an actress as a mother-to have, like, a silly person.

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    I actually believe he is the new Cilla Black.

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    Humans beings always do the most intelligent thing…after they’ve tried every stupid alternative and none of them have worked

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    Humans are too stupid to prevent climate change from radically impacting on our lives over the coming decades.

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    I always have loved music, ever since I was really little. I just loved to sing. I can't really explain it, except maybe - and this is going to sound really stupid - when I would listen to a song it would make me more excited than anything else could.

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    I always found misogyny vulgar and stupid, and I found almost all the women I have known to be my betters. However, placing them so high, I used them more often than I served them. How does one make sense of this?

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    I also found being called Sir rather silly.

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    I always said you have to be really smart or really dumb to play this game well. I just don't know where I fit in.

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    I always said it was to be dumb enough to do what Marlon Perkins said to do.

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    I always wondered what people thought of it because it looked so stupid to me on the page and I loved the other finale so I thought it was going to be really stupid but some people really liked it.

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    I always feel stupid giving advice since I've been married, what, a year? I can say this: Be in it for the long haul and just know there are going to be rough patches. No two people are the same, there are going to be areas where you just don't click

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    I am addicted to prescription pain medication.

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    I am a Westerner. We're not going to change the West by going East. The East has a lot to teach us, but essentially it's like a mirror, saying, hey, can't you see what's here in your own religion, what are you, stupid?

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    I am committed to curbing the influence of money in our political system.

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    I am a profound pessimist both about life and about human relations and about politics and ecology. Humans are inadequate and stupid creatures who sooner or later make a mess, and those who are trying to do good do a lot more damage than those who are muddling along.

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    I am definitely less and less interested in music made by people that exist today, people that are living. I just see them as part of the whole stupid process of the music business, desperate (even if they feign indifference) to get noticed, trying to "make it" in the stinking music business, to become "famous" etc, and it disgusts me.

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    I am dumb when it comes to learning dance steps.

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    I am firm; YOU are obstinate; HE is a pig-headed fool.

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    I am for an art that takes its form from the lines of life itself, that twists and extends and accumulates and spits and drips, and is heavy and coarse and blunt and sweet and stupid as life itself.

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    I am more stupid about some things than others; not equally stupid in all directions; I am not a well-rounded person.

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    I am not going to give you a number for it because it's not my business to do intelligent work.

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    I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.

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    I am a dork in disguise; I love doing stupid stuff.

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    I am perhaps being charitable but I think there are a bunch of people out there who feel stupid. Some will be feeling stupid for stupid and evil reasons - HEY, TRUMP HASN'T DEPORTED ALL THE BROWN PEOPLE YET - and some will feel stupid for good reasons, such as that he lied about everything. But I think being made to feel stupid is damage.

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    I am proud of being a Southerner. I wasn't about to let Southerners on my show be stupid or aw-shuckses who just sit on the front porch and spit in the yard. I wasn't about to do that, and I made that very clear from the start. I was kind of the gate-keeper on that stuff.

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    I am not the sharpest knife in the knife-thing

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    I am sorry, but if you believe the newest death of OBL, you're stupid. Just think to yourself - they paraded Saddam's dead sons around to prove they were dead - why do you suppose they hastily buried this version of OBL at sea? This lying, murderous Empire can only exist with your brainwashed consent - just put your flags away and THINK!

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    I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself.

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    I am the fool, and must be the sufferer, if it be not of God.

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    I am trying to be honest with you and it hurts me. Now.

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    I believed him. I was not stupid. I was his wife.

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    I am quite competitive. In stupid things like card games.

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    I believe he [Saddam Hussein] wants a better relationship with America.

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    I am to consider the many advantages arising from a frequent use of oaths, curses, and imprecations. In the first place, this genteel accomplishment is a wonderful help to discourse; as it supplies the want of good sense, learning, and eloquence. The illiterate and stupid, by the help of oaths, become orators; and he, whose wretched intellects would not permit him to utter a coherent sentence, by this easy practice, excites the laughter, and fixes the attention, of a brilliant and joyous circle.

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    I believe intelligence and fear are very close together. Guys who say they are not afraid of anything, they are stupid. They are silly to me...I am afraid of everything

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    I believe this was [Margaret Thatcher] estimate of the voter: "These people are so stupid that they will vote for me because they think I know how to run the household.

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    I bet Richard Fuld doesn't have an ounce of contrition. It's just megalomania. When it's like that, you need rules to prevent catastrophe. When banks are borrowing the government's credit rating, you need rules to prevent stupid things.

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    I bowled a 129... It was like the Special Olympics or something!

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    I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place