Best 491 quotes in «ironic quotes» category

Even the horrendous can be admired for just how very horrendous it is. - The Malwatch

Everybody has seen what happens when an ordinary person takes on a title or an office. When a new president is inaugurated, he takes on the awe and respect of his office and begins to act like a president. Ordinary men (and I would certainly hope, one day, ordinary women)...lose their old roles and become the president.

Everyone occasionally misjudges a jump and falls. Just shake the dust out of your fur and try again. - The Malwatch

Everything is an unknown, even the stuff that is known. - The Malwatch

Every wingbeat brings you closer to your destination. - The Malwatch

Eyes may be the window to the soul, but seeing the soul doesn't tell you anything about it. Tail and ears are what belie the soul's intentions. - The Malwatch

Face the wind bravely. It can carry you to many fascinating places. - The Malwatch

Fan your ear fins, because I'm only saying this once. - The Malwatch

Fear is healthy. It warns you of danger. What is not healthy is letting fear prevent you from taking calculated risks to achieve your dreams. - The Malwatch

Fiction described reality better than non-fiction.

Flick your tail like it's greased if you want to keep someone from snuffing out your tail fire. - The Malwatch

Fly without direction. As long as you know where you want to go, you'll get there eventually. And if you don't know where you want to go, maybe you'll find it while you're flying. - The Malwatch

For all the accomplishments of molecular biology, we still can't tell a live cat from a dead cat.

Forgiving someone is to give them a second chance. If someone forgives you, don't wast it. You probably won't get a third chance. - The Malwatch

Gano muchísima pasta. Tengo que ganar muchísima pasta para untar a los tipos a los que tengo que untar para ganar muchísima pasta y untar así a los tipos que tengo que untar.

Good. I'm starving.

Hardened scales protect against dangers, but they are also heavy, and weight you down. Don't plate your hide with more than you need to survive in life, or you will find it a struggle to go anywhere. - The Malwatch

Hatchlings should roam far and wide, by whatever means of travel they prefer. - The Malwatch

Hatred is unavoidable until everyone recognizes that their ideal reality is not the same as anyone else's ideal reality. - The Malwatch

Have you ever tried wind dancing? - The Malwatch

Hearts aren't content just to beat a steady rhythm until they whither and die. Let them race in wonder. - The Malwatch

Hearts aren't created hard. They grow that way when they're repeatedly used and abused. It's a survival mechanism. - The Malwatch

He had not the makings of that honest man to whom success comes naturally.

He held the door open for me and I walked past him, leaving my conscience on the porch. It curled up next to my principles.

Hell's got high waters ever since humans tried to free it over. - The Malwatch

He was still furious at Quinn, but they were—literally—all in the same boat now.

How ironic it would be, to die at his hands while trying to save him, when he first came to me because he was trying to save me.

How many colors decorate you? Not enough, you should add more. - The Malwatch

Hyperbolic statements will be the death of us all

I am a thousand fragments of a thousand dreams, all cascading around the milieu of my mind. - The Malwatch

I am not flesh and blood, but thoughts and dreams. - The Malwatch

I am she, and she is me, and we are dreammakers. - The Malwatch

I can hiss and spit with the best of them, but is it really necessary for me to demonstrate it? - The Malwatch

I could not create my dreams faster than I would come up with ideas for new ones. - The Malwatch

I didn’t know if his art was helping. But Moses’s pictures were like that, glorious and terrible. Glorious because they brought memory to life, terrible for the same reason. Time softens memories, sanding down the rough edges of death. But Moses’s pictures dripped with life and reminded us of our loss.

I don't create my dreams. I merely preserve the wanderings of my mind so I can explore them again later and share them with others. - The Malwatch

I don't have horse feathers, but I've got dragon feathers. Is that good enough nonsense for you? - The Malwatch

I don't need to smell them rotting to know where all your secrets are buried. You can't hide them from me in the Milieu. - The Malwatch

I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper.

I don't use big words to show off because it's ostentatious.

I'd rather lose my wings getting free than be chained by the wing pinions for the rest of my life. - The Malwatch

If a relationship is alwasy demanding more of you, and nothing is ever just good enough, you should probably start looking for ways to get out of it, because that's not a healthy relationship. - The Malwatch

If a relationship is always demanding more of you, and nothing is ever just good enough, you should probably start looking for ways to get out of it, because it's not a healthy relationship. - The Malwatch

If I laced my wings with decorative patterns to impress the masses, then I wouldn't be able to fly. - The Malwatch

Explore many dreams. It's the only way to experience the life of others. - The Malwatch

Famine sometimes increases the number of people who are overweight.

Flit in and out of dreams on a wing turn. - The Malwatch

Fly like you life depends on it. It may not, but your sanity does. - The Malwatch

Further to this, Ove has the cat's resentful stares to contend with. Something in its eyes reminds him of the way Sonja used to look at him.

Gentle winds will carry you to your destination as surely as strong ones. It may not be as quickly, but it will probably be a smoother ride. - The Malwatch