Best 491 quotes in «ironic quotes» category

Isn't it ironic that a nightmare can masquerade as a dream?

I swim worse than I can fly well. I'm lucky I dislike deep water and have no desire to be in it when there's air currents to be flown. - The Malwatch

It is ironic that the only thing separating 'friend' from 'fiend' - is a single letter.

It is odd that the Bible says, ‘God created man,’ whereas it is the other way round: man has created God. It is odd that the Bible says, ‘The body is mortal, the soul is immortal,’ whereas even here the contrary is true: the body (its matter) is eternal; the soul (the form of the body) is transitory.

It is quite ironic that those calling the loudest for 'morality' are typically the most immoral of all.

It's always struck me as funny that guys with scars get a reputation for being hard. It's the ones that cut them you should be looking out for, right?

I tore claws through my own wings once. I wanted to know what it was like to be unable to fly. I didn't enjoy the experience, of not flying that is. Shredding my own wings wasn't fun either. - The Malwatch

It seems ironic, expecting the unexpected, like she had fabricated pieces of her story to make it more interesting. Considering my boredom with the current version, I can't imagine the first draft.

It's impossible to make everyone happy, so instead, only bother trying to make happy those whose opinions you care about. And if you didn't put yourself on that list you may want to reconsider your priorities. - The Malwatch

It's hard and dangerous to fly when it's storming, but storms don't last forever. Do what you have to to stay safe until the storm passes and then be ready to spread your wings and fly when the skies are clear again. - The Malwatch

It's impossible to find out who you are in life, because there is nothing to find. You are only ever what you shaped yourself into, so shape yourself to be what you want to be. - The Malwatch

It's impossible to tell what a dream will morph in to until you're experiencing it. - The Malwatch

It's ironic, that's all, The boy who swore to me he'd never be interested in girls, is madly in love with you.

It takes strength to become weak!

Ive learnt the most about myself through the people and places i no longer visit, such an ironic exprience. The greatest lessons are from those we give the keys of our hearts to & trust all too easily; realising later on, they are just apart of this grande' story and not everyone gets to make it to the end chapter & happy ever after.

I've always been a high flyer. Literally. I fly so high I pass out quite frequently. It's the only thing that brings me back down to earth. - The Malwatch

It was ironic that one of the greatest experiences of my life came out of one of the worst experiences.

It was ironic that the kids who didn't go to school would be punished with the threat of being kicked out.

I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and could you pull a few weeds while you're here?

I want to know what it is to love, to hate, to lust, to kill. I want it all. And I shouldn't

I was too hard to decide just what she hated most about [Kyleren]. There were so many thing. She hated his humor. It attacked her without fear. She hated the way he laughed. It was too irresponsible. She hated his smile. Full of confidence, it displayed too much self-assurance. She especially loathed his clarity of mind. His singular obsession with achieving the next objective. Kyleren possessed no ambition, no need to prove himself. It made him predictable, honest, and easy to trust.

I was only a few years away from becoming an overnight success.

Lizzie is hapless about romance in an ironic, self-deprecating way.

Love can be for as long or short as you want, as long as all parties involved agree on the length of the commitment. - The Malwatch

Luchesi cannot tell amontillado from a sherry

Love isn't just blind, it's sense deprived. - The Malwatch

Make sure each bristle of your fur is properly colored to show off the spectrum of your emotions. - The Malwatch

Many dream, but few become dreammasters. - The Malwatch

Many millions of people have lost their lives while trying to save a few minutes.

My humor is as sharp as my bite and as thick as my hide. - The Malwatch

Maybe it mattered so much because it was only bound to be temporary. Sometimes the irony of life is bittersweet like that, over before it started yet never really had a chance to begin. We spend far too long trying to find reason, clarity or whatever comfort one is needing to understand chaos without appreciating the beauty in the arrival of something that ignited a growth in you. In a world filled with billions, what a miracle to have shared something so deep, even if it was never meant to stay.

Morning, Peter,” she calls from the back, in her exaggerated German accent. Mawning, Pedder. She’s been in the States more than fifteen years now, but her accent has gotten heavier. Uta is a member of what seems to be a growing body of defiantly unassimilated expatriates. She on one hand disdains her country of origin (Darling, the word “lugubrious” comes to mind) but on the other seems to grow more German (more not-American) with every passing year. ... Because Uta is German, utterly German, which of course is probably why she left there, and insists that she’ll never go back.

My bones were made by being broken, after which I rearranged them to heal stronger than they started. -The Malwatch

My little girl, oh, the daughter I never had. Now tell me, angel, are you fucking anybody new?

My mother was an angel,” I blurted. “A guardian angel.” Kaidan began to chuckle. “What's so funny?” I asked. “You. You're a walking contradiction. Horns and a halo. I don't believe it.

Myrna was not astigmatic; the lenses were clear glass; she wore the glasses to prove her dedication and intensity of purpose.

My tail fire makes me hot-blooded and my fur lets me stoke it until it's boiling. - The Malwatch

New love is hot and fiery and as likely to scorch you as keep you warm. Old love is the lingering heat on sun-warmed stones. It takes a while to build up, but it'll keep you warm and you're less likely to get burned by it. - The Malwatch.

New ideas always set my nose to twitching. - The Malwatch

No one like all dreams, and no one dream is liked by all. - The Malwatch

No need to puff up your fur to seem bigger than you are when you can simply make yourself bigger instead. - The Malwatch

No one can do everything, but everyone can do something. - The Malwatch

No one plows the field just by thinking about it.

Not everyone contributes in the same way. Originators create new ideas, amplifiers spread those ideas, and supporters stabilize them to prevent them from fading out of existence. All are equally important roles, and without any one of them, the world would stagnate around us. - The Malwatch

Nothing is ever out of sight when you see the world through dreams with your mind's eye. - The Malwatch

She gave Stalin the letter and asked him to deliver it; for a moment, at least, one of the great murderers of the twentieth century played mailman for a young girl in love.

Quintali di Povertà a renderci ricchi

Rain is nice. It washes away the grime of life. - The Malwatch.

Sanity is in the eye of the beholder. Everyone sees a different fraction of reality around them. If you can't see the same part they do, they'll seem insane. - The Malwatch

Saying something is taking an action and it can be as powerful as wielding a sword. - The Malwatch