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By AnonymThom Yorke
15 Step is about how if you have mental illness and try to dance you look very funny. Whenever you see me dancing on stage, I'm imitating the mentally ill.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
2+2=5 wasn't intentional. I thought you carry a 1 every time there are two 2's in an equation. I'm not stupid, the mathematicians is stupid
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By AnonymThom Yorke
All of our saddest songs have somewhere in them at least a glimmer of resolve - Street Spirit has no resolve. It is the dark tunnel without the light at the end.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
Almost every song on OK Computer revolves around how I am afraid computers get up at night and attempt to choke me with their wires.*doesn't laugh*
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By AnonymThom Yorke
Alot of my lyrics are about beating my children. 'Hit the bottom and escape' is a cry for help. oh god someone stop me
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By AnonymThom Yorke
Ambition makes you look pretty ugly Kicking, squealing Gucci little piggy.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
Americans are ugly unwashed clods that live off of government cheese. If I could, I'd take every living American, grind them up into a fine paste and use that paste to feed the dolphins, because they are neglected by the evil Americans.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
And if the world does turn, and if London burns, I'll be standing on the beach with my guitar. I want to be in a band, when I get to Heaven. Anyone can play guitar, and they won't be a nothing anymore.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
And I'm sorry for us The dinosaurs roam the earth The sky turns green.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
And then computers got to a point where you could just record directly into them. So when that happened, funny enough, I thought, Right, I'm going to learn how to do this because then I can understand that part.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
And the moral of the story is I'm Thom Yorke.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps
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By AnonymThom Yorke
Are you feeling lucky? Cause I'm on a roll.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
At a better pace, slower and more calculated No chance of escape.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
At home I've got a very puerile, juvenile sense of humour.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs*
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By AnonymThom Yorke
Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly and awful.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
Coming from Britain, I was terrified of meeting all these other artists, because artists over there tend to fight with each other a lot, the premise being that there's not enough room for everybody.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
Don't get any big ideas They're not gonna happen.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).
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By AnonymThom Yorke
Do you think Radiohead is my whole goddamn life? I also have a roadside cart where I sell apples and mincemeat pies.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
Drying up in conversation You will be the one who cannot talk All your insides fall to pieces You just sit there wishing you could still make love.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
Every move you make has already been done, and taken the piss out of.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
Generally, it's not good to be engaged directly with the political system unless you are qualified. It`s a very depressing business, the way politics works. You get stuck into it, but then, at some point, you have to walk away. I had to walk away, because it's like this dark, black energy void. There are some people who have dedicated their lives to living in that energy void, but I can't do it. I just can't go there. It feels like you're treading water too much when you do. It's a crazy thing.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
Generally speaking, if people are prepared to stick their heads above the power pit, like Zinn says, and absorb what's going on around them, it makes them think.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
Have you ever seen any member of radiohead aside from me in public? Do they interact or 'lift' objects? Holograms, all of them. I created them in 1991 using my massive brainpower. Even pitchforkmedia is a product of my brilliant imagination.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What happened?
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By AnonymThom Yorke
Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it's your birthday.'
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By AnonymThom Yorke
Hunting Bears is a complex song. A bear, as you know is another term for a chubby chaser. The guitar line is actually the sound of a fat man's thighs rubbing together as he approaches another lardy male for a night of sexual deviance.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It's your obese mother. Burn mother****er
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By AnonymThom Yorke
I agree with whoever said Spice Girls are soft port. They're the antichrist.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
I am the greatest thing to happen to black music.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
I became a vegan because I'm better than you
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By AnonymThom Yorke
I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?
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By AnonymThom Yorke
I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
I could not extrapolate some emotion from any song after 1997 so I bought a drum machine and popped pills. The pink ones make me funny like elephants!
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By AnonymThom Yorke
I'd go onstage doing this thing, trying to fill this arena that I can't fill because I don't understand what this is. It's like you're given a job that's beyond you. And it's taken me years to realize what works in those big situations.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
I don't know why people called me Tom. My name is THUMB.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
I'd like to run for president. Or Prime Minister. I think I could do a better job.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
I don't eat food, I Thom Yorke it. What's the difference? When normal people "eat" food, they first chew it with their "teeth" until it's small enough to go through their "esophagus" and then be broken down in their "stomach" and absorbed. When I Thom Yorke food, I chew it with my Thom Yorkes until it's small enough to go through my Yorke tube. It's then broken down in my Thomach, where if I eat too much sweets, I get a mean Thommy ache! But it's okay because Jonny's usually there to rub the pain out.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
I don't even have children, it's just been an excuse to play jenga and hit softballs in my backyard with a box of laundry detergant wearing baby clothes.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
I don't like old friends talking to me like I'm a pop star, cos it makes me feel like I'm becoming two-dimensional.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
I don't really think of most non-English as people, more or less indigenous squirrels that I fancy to kick around with my snakeskin French Persian Boots
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By AnonymThom Yorke
I don’t see it in terms of changing things, but rather using language and music as weapons for fighting a mainstream media which is predominately right-wing, and loyal to the political framework and it’s corporate interests.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
I don't think I have a superiority complex. I have a "you're not Thom Yorke" complex.
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By AnonymThom Yorke
I don't think young people are as demoralized as the media and government would like us to think. The obvious sign of that is how strong and how close personal connections are and how much people are able to build a life for themselves, despite all this stuff that's been thrown at them.
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