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Chi Chi Rodriguez

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    Chi Chi Rodriguez

    After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

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    A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.

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    Don't look for excuses to lose. Look for excuses to win.

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    Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.

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    Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

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    Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

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    I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

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    I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.

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    I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.

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    If you buy a book on golf instruction buy the thinnest book you can find. The thinner the book, chances are the easier and more elementary the instruction. It can do one of two things: help you more or hurt you less. Both are good compared to the alternative.

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    I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

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    I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane.

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    I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.

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    I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.

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    I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.

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    Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.

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    Maintain a childhood enthusiasm for the game of golf.

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    No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

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    Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

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    Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.

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    Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.

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    Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!

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    Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

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    Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.

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    The best putting advice I ever received was make sure you concentrate real hard on keeping that darn ball real low

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    The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

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    The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

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    Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

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    The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

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    They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.

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    Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

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    When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

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    When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.

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    When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.