Best 229 quotes in «holes quotes» category

If a man can shoot 10 birdies, there's no reason why he can't shoot 18. Why can't you birdie every hole on the course?

If anything is leaking, I try to plug the hole.

I feel more strongly than ever about this. I would like the professional game freed of golf carts. Golf is a physical game. If we are playing competitive professional golf, we should walk. When I can't walk 18 holes, I'll pack it in.

I feel there's a funny little hole in me that wasn't there before, like a splinter in your finger, but this is somewhere above my stomach.

If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.

If you hit a hole in one every hole, you wouldn’t play golf for very long.

If there 's a hole in a' your coats, I rede ye tent it; A chiel 's amang ye takin' notes, And, faith, he 'll prent it.

If you dig a hole and it's in the wrong place, digging it deeper isn't going to help.

If your company disappeared, would it leave a gaping hole that could not easily be filled by any other enterprise on the planet?

If you're digging a hole in the wrong place, making it deeper doesn't help anything.

If you want to bless me you can bless my bottom, for it is sticking out of the hole.

I have seen the day of wrong through the little hole of discretion, and I will right myself like a soldier.

I gave the mouse a hole, and she is become my heire. [I gave the mouse a hole, and she is become my heir.]

I guess what led to me writing 'Holes' was having moved to Texas in 1991, and it was sort of my reaction to Texas.

I had holes in my jeans well before it was fashionable.

I hold a mouses wit not worth a leke, That hath but on hole for to sterten to.

I just felt as though I would never be happy again, and as if I had fallen into a big black hole.

I know the hole he went in at, but I can't tell you what hole he will come out of.

I look back one more time. It's like a crater, a hole where something happened.

I love being a performer. It's like a hole that never closes. It's something in you that never dies.

I’m in a shallow hole, not filled with the humming orange bubbles of my hallucination but with old, dead leaves.

I miss her. I don't know how to live without her. There is a hole inside me that nothing fills. If you don't find something to fill that hole, someone else will. And if someone else fills it, they own you. Forever. You'll never get yourself back.

I'm the sort of person that starts digging a hole and doesn't stop until it's finished.

I’m not against thinking; I’m only against thinking that thinking on its own will get you out of a hole. Shovel also needed.

I'm not sure cavemen had plumbers. They probably just used a hole.

I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some of you may know, is a Latin prefix meaning 'SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN' PIE HOLE'.

In almost every photograph I have ever made, there is something I would do to complete it. I take that to be the spirit hole or the deliberate mistake that's in a Navajo rug to not be godlike, but to be human.

In politics there are so many holes, so many contradictions, you don't know what's happening.

In the Navy, there is no wrong hole. In the Marines, there is always a hole.

I peered deeper and found my soul. A little tattered and with some holes, but there all the same. It had always been there, I realized with shock.

I read Holes in 10th grade, and I havent read a full book since. The movie version with Shia LaBeouf was OK, but the book was way better.

I suppose in London they all drink from the same watering holes.

Isolated, she managed somehow to feel free—albeit with a freedom that made her want to smash a hole in the very center of the universe.

I suppose we all have a lil' inner or outer a-hole inside of us, just waiting for the right opportunity to rear their own beautiful buttholes.

I think we are all coming to realize the web in all its manifestations is a sucking time hole.

It is better to have a good painting with ten holes than ten bad paintings without any holes.

It's an apathy so absolute that it's like a hole you might fall in.

It seems the brighter you are, the deeper the hole you get into.

It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole.

It's never easy playing 36 holes when you are concentrating so much for all the shots.

It's no use filling your pocket with money if you have got a hole in the corner.

It's not who you know, it's who you blow. I don't have a hole in my jeans for nothing.

It's one thing to tell a front man to drop off and fill in the hole behind, but if they don't know why they are doing it, it is not an easy thing to teach. But Rooney's just got it.

It was regarded as a responsibility of the BBC to provide programs which have a broad spectrum of interest, and if there was a hole in that spectrum, then the BBC would fill it.

I've always thought that a name says a lot about a person. So naturally, being named Howard, I always wanted to crawl into a hole.

I understand that when Gary Oldman was in that suit [Batman], sweat would just drip off of him where they had to have holes in the gloves or something.

I was good at digging holes. It was the rest of life I sucked at.

I was on the verge of jumping into one of those holes in life out of which we emerge a bit tattered and bloody, though we remain sure nonetheless that we had to make the jump.

I would hope that understanding and reconciliation are not limited to the 19th hole alone.

Jump in a hole without looking, and there'll be a snake in it every time.