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    Funny how you dig yourself into a hole by the teaspoon.

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    G is for Green, that's constructed to roll in every direction away from the hole.

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    Gabrielle turned to Colm. “These men will be of interest to you.” Colm looked them over. “Why is that?” he asked. With her back to the infidels, she whispered, “They like to dig holes.

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    Governance can dig itself into a huge hole and not even know it's in there.

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    God gushed me out his nuts, the devil swallowed me up and I burnt a hole in his guts

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    Guitar is easy, all it takes is 5 fingers, 6 strings and 1 a**hole

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    George Halas throws nickels around like man hole covers.

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    Hidden yourself in a hole and dared to burden no one with your grievous friendship? I will have friends, Katsa. I will have a life, even though I carry this burden.

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    Hollywood is a place that attracts people with massive holes in their souls.

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    He'd been let down so often His brow was on the floor But then they found A small hole in the ground And let him down some more

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    Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone.

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    Humor is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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    I am against making golf courses obsolete, going to the national Open and playing half the holes with a one-iron.

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    I am the hole on the flute that Gods breath flows through.

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    How do I soothe his ache when mine was a big gaping hole large enough for both of us to fit in?

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    I can't exactly describe it, but as I looked at the putt, the hole looked as big as a wash tub, I suddenly became convinced I couldn't miss. All I tried to do was keep the sensation by not questioning it.

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    I am not interested in anything that doesn't have a genuine heart to it. You've got to have soul in the hole. If that isn't there, I don't see the point.

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    Human pride is a strange thing; it cannot easily be suppressed, and if you stop up hole A will peep forth again in a twinkling from another hole B, and if this is closed it is ready to come out at hole C, and so on.

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    I cut a hole in my heart and wrote with the blood.

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    I didn't have many ups and downs, and I just tried to par every hole.

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    I collect flickering stars in old pickling jars, poking holes in the lids so they can breathe.

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    I don't like jeans with holes in 'em. I like 'em faded.

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    I couldn't tell wether the hole that opened up inside me was from missing you or from the change of season

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    I feel more strongly than ever about this. I would like the professional game freed of golf carts. Golf is a physical game. If we are playing competitive professional golf, we should walk. When I can't walk 18 holes, I'll pack it in.

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    If anything is leaking, I try to plug the hole.

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    I feel there's a funny little hole in me that wasn't there before, like a splinter in your finger, but this is somewhere above my stomach.

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    If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.

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    If there 's a hole in a' your coats, I rede ye tent it; A chiel 's amang ye takin' notes, And, faith, he 'll prent it.

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    If you dig a hole and it's in the wrong place, digging it deeper isn't going to help.

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    If you hit a hole in one every hole, you wouldn’t play golf for very long.

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    If your company disappeared, would it leave a gaping hole that could not easily be filled by any other enterprise on the planet?

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    If you're digging a hole in the wrong place, making it deeper doesn't help anything.

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    I have seen the day of wrong through the little hole of discretion, and I will right myself like a soldier.

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    If a man can shoot 10 birdies, there's no reason why he can't shoot 18. Why can't you birdie every hole on the course?

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    If you want to bless me you can bless my bottom, for it is sticking out of the hole.

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    I gave the mouse a hole, and she is become my heire. [I gave the mouse a hole, and she is become my heir.]

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    I guess what led to me writing 'Holes' was having moved to Texas in 1991, and it was sort of my reaction to Texas.

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    I just felt as though I would never be happy again, and as if I had fallen into a big black hole.

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    I had holes in my jeans well before it was fashionable.

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    I look back one more time. It's like a crater, a hole where something happened.

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    I hold a mouses wit not worth a leke, That hath but on hole for to sterten to.

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    I’m in a shallow hole, not filled with the humming orange bubbles of my hallucination but with old, dead leaves.

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    I know the hole he went in at, but I can't tell you what hole he will come out of.

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    I miss her. I don't know how to live without her. There is a hole inside me that nothing fills. If you don't find something to fill that hole, someone else will. And if someone else fills it, they own you. Forever. You'll never get yourself back.

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    I love being a performer. It's like a hole that never closes. It's something in you that never dies.

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    I'm not sure cavemen had plumbers. They probably just used a hole.

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    I'm the sort of person that starts digging a hole and doesn't stop until it's finished.

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    In almost every photograph I have ever made, there is something I would do to complete it. I take that to be the spirit hole or the deliberate mistake that's in a Navajo rug to not be godlike, but to be human.

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    I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some of you may know, is a Latin prefix meaning 'SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN' PIE HOLE'.

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    I peered deeper and found my soul. A little tattered and with some holes, but there all the same. It had always been there, I realized with shock.