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    I am not in the habit of supporting people who attack my wife and attack my father.

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    I am not yet of Percy's mind, the Hotspur of the North; he that kills me some six or seven dozen of Scots as a breakfast, washes his hands, and says to his wife, 'Fie upon this quiet life! I want work.

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    I am so glad my wife tolerates me. And we have three wonderful sons.

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    I am steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife.

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    I am writing Parsifal only for my wife - if I had to depend on the German spirit, I should have nothing more to say.

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    I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.

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    I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.

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    I began seeing my wife, Kathleen, while I was undergoing treatment for prostate cancer.

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    I believe that because I had obtained a wife who was made up of wife-signs (beauty, charm, softness, perfume, cookery) I had found love.

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    I called my son Jett and I wanted to call my daughter Qantas, but my wife wouldn't let me.

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    I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake.

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    I call my wife and talk to my children four or five times a day. I've surrounded myself with great people and friends, plus I'm always willing to make amends.

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    I call upon my God to judge me, he knows that I love my friends and above all others my wife and children, the, oppinion of the world to contrary notwithstanding.

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    I came back to my original wife. I came back to her after I made a few boo-boos in my life. Coming back to her was good for me, good for her and good for the children.

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    I can make a damn pork chop. My best dish is actually lasagna, which I do a couple times a year. My wife wishes I cooked a little bit more often, but I can put a frozen pizza in the oven and I make a good salad.

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    I can't be a wife. I'm not that sort of person. Wives have to compromise all the time.

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    I can't get my wife to agree with me on everything or my kids to agree with everything.

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    I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now become a juice bar.

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    I can't stand it when a player whines to me or his teammates or his wife or the writers or anyone else. A whiner is almost always wrong. A winner never whines.

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    I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife Madonna. That's even why I married her.

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    I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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    I comfort myself with the reflection that your wife will possibly be able to curb your desire--I admit, a natural one for the most part--to exterminate your fellows.

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    I could have stayed home and been kept by my wife.

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    I couldn't see much point in tying myself down to a middle-aged woman with four children, even though the woman was my wife and the children were my own.

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    I counseled a 75-year-old married, bi-sexual man who was having a gay affair and was not having sex with his wife to continue his secret life because that seemed like the kindest thing to do. But a young woman embarking on married life, hoping to start a family with her husband, needs to at least know he's already living a double life.

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    I'd be nothing without my wife. She's the coolest. She's the greatest. She is the smartest. She's the funniest. I love her so much. She's like the - it's like your best friend for the rest of your life.

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    I definitely have been known to be grossly insensitive in many different ways, you can ask the wife. To speak without a filter sometimes and not being able to edit myself with much sensitivity.

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    I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's a musical.

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    I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army.

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    I discovered photography completely by chance. My wife is an architect; when we were young and living in Paris, she bought a camera to take pictures of buildings. For the first time, I looked through a lens - and photography immediately started to invade my life.

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    I'd just written the book Ocean Of Sound, and this terrible thing happened in my life: my wife committed suicide. I was a single parent because of that; I was completely shattered. I had a book that I'd just finished that had been produced through a really, really terrible period, but I had managed to finish it.

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    I discover that some of the Eastern papers represent me as a great blasphemer, because I said, in my lecture on Marriage, at our last Conference, that Jesus Christ was married at Cana of Galilee, that Mary, Martha, and others were his wives, and that he begat children.

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    I don't know if I've ever written anything that's not a bill! I do write stories but I don't put a stamp on them. I wrote a story for my wife over Christmas and gave it to her as a present because she asked me to, but I don't put a stamp on things and send them to people.

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    I don't know that Brandy [Burre] would ever categorize herself as being trapped, but I felt like I saw her being trapped. When she's cleaning the room and she puts the labels on the toys, that was something that my wife, who's also friends with Brandy, was very adamant that we try to capture. My wife said that showed to her Brandy's creative outlet because she can't be creative in the ways that she used to be or that she maybe wants to be in the future.

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    I don't let nobody sign for my money. Me and my wife write our own checks. So, if there's some money missing, we know how it got missing.

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    I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it.

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    I don't need a tank top to be a wife beater

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    I don't see dramatic television because my wife is a political junkie, and we have 12 sets going night and day so she doesn't miss a word walking from room to room.

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    I don't shop online, but my wife buys everything at home. We buy sea crabs, fresh crabs, all kinds of things.

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    I don't speak a lot when I get home, during the season. It's great. I just get to sit and listen. My wife gets to tell me whatever she wants to tell me, and I don't talk. I'm too exhausted to talk, so I'm a very good listener.

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    I don't think so. Anyways, I don't spend money. My wife spends money...sorry wife.

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    I don't think there are any men who are faithful to their wives.

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    I don't think you can love Jesus without loving His wife.

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    I don't want my wife to sleep with anyone but me, and I want to give her the same respect.

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    I don't want to be a great chief executive without being a great mum and a great wife.

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    I don't want to argue with my wife about her car - or my driving.

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    I don't want to be a great executive without being a great mom and a great wife. I don't want to look back and say I wish I had done things differently.

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    I believe a woman, in order to be a good wife, must be (among other things) both sensual and maternal.

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    I believed him. I was not stupid. I was his wife.

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    I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English.