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    Hippo in a skirt: this was a comic reference to one of Solomon's principal wives, the one from Moab. Childish? Yes. But in the days before printing we had limited opportunities for satire.

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    His three wives are huddled together on the bare mattress, one of them dying; when we're together, we form an alliance he can't touch. He's scared to even try.

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    Hobbies should be wives, not mistresses. It will not do to have more than one at a time. One hobby leads you out of extravagance; a team of hobbies you cannot drive till you are rich enough to find corn for them all. Few men are rich enough for that.

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    Hockey has given me everything, most importantly it brought me to Swift Current, where I met my wife Deb.

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    Home for me is wherever my wife and kid are.

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    Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge raised security alert to a code red. Apparently Howard Dean has escaped. Did you see Dean's crazed speech the other night, yelling? I see why his wife won't campaign with him. In fact, Dean has a new slogan: 'Aaghhhh.'

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    Home to me is when someone comes up to me and says, "Can I get a selfie?" No. It's where your wife and your family are. It's the emotional place where you feel like you're not away from it.

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    Hope was a dangerous emotion that more often than not led men into foolishness and peril, made them risk their lives and lose their wives and part with fortunes that they never recovered.

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    How could believers, people who regard themselves as true Muslims, get on those planes, quoting the words of God delivered through the Prophet to themselves, knowing they were going to kill innocent people? They saw the other passengers on the plane. They could see the woman with her little daughter. They saw people making phone calls to their wives or their husbands. They knew who they were killing.

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    How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days?

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    How do you explain the bond between man and wife? Well, for one thing, it's private. What people do in their own marriage is their own business.

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    However near and dear to you may be your wife, children, friends, they are not you; they are outside of you.

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    How happy a thing were a wedding, And a bedding, If a man might purchase a wife For a twelvemonth and a day

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    How happy is the sailor's life, from coast to coast to roam; in every port he finds a wife, in every land a home.

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    How many wives have been forced by the death of well-intentioned but too protective husbands to face reality late in life, bewildered and frightened because they were strangers to it!

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    How much golf I actually play depends on whom you ask. My wife says I'm out there every day. If you ask me, the cricket is getting in the way of the golf.

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    How many kids are in the Graveyard?" "A bunch." "Who sends your supplies?" "George Washington. Or is it Abraham Lincoln? I forget." "How often do you receive new arrivals?" "About as often as you beat your wife.

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    How much the wife is dearer than the bride.

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    How was I able to live alone before, my little everything? Without you I lack self-confidence, passion for work, and enjoyment of life--in short, without you, my life is no life. [Written to his wife, Mileva]

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    How wonderful are the women and men in the world who feed us. Especially those who feed us with no salary. The mothers—I thought. The wives.

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    Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.

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    Huge Jackman has divorced his wife and happened upon my picture in some old article and decided that I'm the woman for him? ~ Susan

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    Humor is falling downstairs if you do it in the act of telling your wife not to.

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    Husbands and wives, have fun with each other. I'm convinced it makes all the difference in the world.

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    Husbands and wives generally understand when opposition will be vain.

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    Husband and wife have so many interests in common that when they have jogged through the ups and downs of life a sufficient time, the leash which at first galled often grows easy and familiar.

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    Husbands and wives, first, be faithful to each other. Second, keep the romance going all of your life by courting each other every day.

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    Husbands and wives talk of the cares of matrimony, and bachelors and spinsters bear them.

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    Husbands and wives, recognize that in marriage you have become one flesh. If you live for your private pleasure at the expense of your spouse, you are living against yourself and destroying your joy. But if you devote yourself with all your heart to the holy joy of your spouse, you will also be living for your joy and making a marriage after the image of Christ and His church.

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    Husbands and wives should understand that their first calling-from which they will never be released-is to one another and THEN to their children.

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    I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

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    I always let my husband read the script so he knows what's about to happen to his wife. When I played Cheryl Strayed in Wild, I'd get really mad about certain things, I'd say really profound things, and I'd curse out of nowhere. He'd say, "Are you you, or are you Cheryl?

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    I admit that Mendeleev has two wives, but I have only one Mendeleev.

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    I also want to apologize to my fans, to the kids, everyone who's affected by the situation me and my wife are in.

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    I always chose talkative people. And Viva, who was my first wife - we started making films together because she was extraordinarily creative. I was drawn to those people who tended to talk or act differently. The nice thing about using your friends as actors is they trust you. I wouldn't use footage of people that was destructive to them.

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    I always see my wife as the clever one, as the wise one in the family.

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    I adopted a healthier diet. I take at least a tablespoon of apple-cider vinegar a day. It's an old wives' tale, but it really is one of the best things you can put in your mouth.

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    I always say to my wife, don't tell anyone I watch this [shows like The X Factor and Pop Idol], but it fascinates me because I've done so many auditions and been knocked back.

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    I always thought I'd be the one to go first. ... The world might be mourning an Everly Brother, but I'm mourning my brother Phil Everly. My wife Adela and I are touched by all the tributes we're seeing for Phil and we thank you for allowing us to grieve in private at this incredibly difficult time.

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    I am a historian. With the exception of being a wife and mother, it is who I am. And there is nothing I take more seriously.

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    I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?

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    I am a computer illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get.

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    I am always a competitor and my wife and son have never seen me wrestle.

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    I am an actress, a producer, a philanthropist, a wife, and above all a mommy to my beautiful babies, Leonardo and Valentino.

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    I am an inveterate homemaker, it is at once my pleasure, my recreation, and my handicap. Were I a man, my books would have been written in leisure, protected by a wife and a secretary and various household officials. As it is, being a woman, my work has had to be done between bouts of homemaking.

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    I am a professional photographer because it is the best way I know to earn the money I require to take care of my wife and children.

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    I am afraid that I am actually naturally good with money. My wife thinks it is because I am a Jew, which is both slightly anti-Semitic and also correct. Frankly, all my "goysha" - gentile - friends haven't got a clue.

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    I am a hopeless romantic and so is my wife.

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    I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

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    I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion.