Best 435 quotes in «gambling quotes» category

I am not one of the people who believe that the main reason why a chap becomes a bookmaker is because he is too scared to steal and too heavy to become a jockey.

I am not surprised that there are gambling houses, like so many snares laid for human avarice; like abysses where many a man's money is engulfed and swallowed up without any hope of return; like frightful rocks against which the gamblers are thrown and perish.

I am sorry I have not learnt to play at cards. It is very useful in life: it generates kindness, and consolidates society.

I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.

I came to the conclusion long ago that all life is six to five against.

I dip my pen in the blackest ink, because I'm not afraid of falling into my inkpot.

I could have gone for gambling or sex addiction,...But I went for obesity because of the tremendous impact it has.

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

I don't gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn't give me great pleasure. But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off.

If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you.

If a mistake is not a stepping stone, it is a mistake.

If gambling were banned, those social costs would drop, tax revenues from consumer goods would increase, and money would be pumped into the productive economic sector

If I had the money and the drinking capacity, I'd probably live at a roulette table and let my life go to hell.

If I were a gambling man I would put all my money on there not being anything other than this universe.

I don’t like gambling very much. I don’t like being at the mercy of those little white squares that roll around and decide whether you win or lose. I like to have the say-so myself.

I don't play golf competitively. I tell everybody that I cheat so they won't gamble with me. That's why you can't watch football. Everybody's gambling. They don't want to watch the game; they watch the spread.

I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.

I don't think there's an improvised word in the movie. I hope not because I admire writing. Improvising is kind of gambling. It's just that you're standing up.

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he entitled to happiness?

If I lose today, I can look forward to winning tomorrow, and if I win today, I can expect to lose tomorrow. A sure thing is no fun.

If, instead of playing the horses, an individual chooses to play the market, that is his own affair. Only he must understand that speculating in stocks is gambling, not investing.

If the government wants to stimulate the economy, it should outlaw gambling

If you don't like my movies, don't watch them.

If you ever go to Las Vegas, and you will, just go for a few days. I was there recently for seven days, seven days in Vegas. After I blew all my money on gambling and prostitution, I had six days to kill.

If we had a reliable way to label our toys good and bad, it would be easy to regulate technology wisely. But we can rarely see far enough ahead to know which road leads to damnation. Whoever concerns himself with big technology, either to push it forward or to stop it, is gambling in human lives.

If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.

If you don't like trading, gambling and betting, then you don't like living.

If you look around the table and you can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

If you run for election with a particular agenda about saving jobs, about strengthening manufacturing and farming jobs, about tackling predatory gambling and making governments accountable, if there's an opportunity to achieve that agenda with either side of politics, particularly if you come from the political centre, then it's an opportunity you should take up.

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

I have long understood that losing always comes with the territory when you wander into the gambling business, just as getting crippled for life is an acceptable risk in the linebacker business. They both are extremely violent sports, and pain is part of the bargain. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

I have a notion that gamblers are as happy as most people - being always excited.

I have to confess that I had gambled on my soul and lost it with heroic insouciance and lightness of touch. The soul is so impalpable, so often useless, and sometimes such a nuisance, that I felt no more emotion on losing it than if, on a stroll, I had mislaid my visiting card.

I just like movies that somehow expose the world in a way that's different than you imagine it.

I knew a guy who had $5 million and owned his house free and clear. But he wanted to make a bit more money to support his spending, so at the peak of the internet bubble he was selling puts on internet stocks. He lost all of his money and his house and now works in a restaurant. It's not a smart thing for the country to legalize gambling [in the stock market] and make it very accessible.

I'll tell thee what it says; it calls me villain, a treacherous husband, a cruel father, a false brother; one lost to nature and her charities; or to say all in one short word, it calls me - Gamester.

I know a little bit about handicapping. If the horse has an IV, you want to stay - away from it.

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.

I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble - and you go to strip clubs.

I love Vegas. God knows that I know how to find my way around the buffets in Las Vegas.

I'm absolutely gonna win it, because I'm ruthless. I sit at the poker table and my job is to destroy people.

I make movies I want to see.

I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.

I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

I'm married to the theater but my mistress is the films.

I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand.

In a free enterprise system, with an honest and stable money, there is dominantly a close link between effort and productivity, on the one hand, and economic reward on the other. Inflation severs this link. Reward comes to depend less and less on effort and production, and more and more on successful gambling and luck.

In 1993, 40 percent of Minnesota restaurateurs reported declines attributed to casinos