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    I find that vegetables like butternut squash, which I feel unexcited about as a side dish, I'm thrilled to eat in a soup.

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    If a cook can't make soup between two and seven, she can't make it in a week.

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    Grilled cheese and tomato soup is the ultimate comfort meal.

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    I am a gluttonous, gorging failure. A waste. My body isn’t used to high-sugar carbs laced with witchcraft. It can barely cope with soup and crackers.

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    If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

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    I love soup 'cause I don't like to cook. It's so easy to prepare, and it fills you up and gives you all the nutrients you need. It's a well-balanced meal, but you don't have to do a lot of preparation.

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    If you listen to the Dhamma teachings but don't practice you're like a ladle in a soup pot. The ladle is in the soup pot every day, but it doesn't know the taste of the soup. You must reflect and meditate.

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    If you don't like tomato soup, you don't buy tomato soup.

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    I'm not the kind of woman who would love to make soup or knit sweaters. I never cherished that so much.

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    I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup.

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    I'm now painting with all the elan of a Marseillais eating soup, which won't surprise you when I tell you I'm painting large sunflowers. The idea? To decorate the studio, now there's hope of Gauguin living here. I aim at a dozen panels of sunflowers in the room I've set aside for Gauguin.

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    Isabelle: Do you want some soup? Jace: No Isabelle: Do you think Hodge will want some soup? Jace: No one wants soup Simon: I want some soup! Jace: No, you don't. You just want to sleep with Isabelle

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    It's interesting, isn't it? . . . the chandelier . . . it reminds me of mushroom soup.

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    I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle.

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    Memory overshadows the present and dims the future "into something thicker than its usual pea soup.

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    It was a big story and yesterday's soup. Who cares?

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    Many of the delicious soups you eat in French homes and little restaurants are made just this way, with a leek-and-potato base to which leftover vegetables or sauces and a few fresh items are added.

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    Let's say you have some chicken stock and you're making soup, and out of everything you can taste, some of the things you put in and some of the things you don't. So you start out with an African spice then you hear some Brazilian music, so then it changes. Then you hear Jamaican and it changes again. And the result depends on how much of each spice you put into it. Now, I've been putting in spices since I started playing professionally in 1945.

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    Life cannot have had a random beginning. ... The trouble is that there are about two thousand enzymes, and the chance of obtaining them all in a random trial is only one part in 10 to the 40,000 power, an outrageously small probability that could not be faced even if the whole universe consisted of organic soup.

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    One wit, like a knuckle of ham in soup, gives a zest and flavour to the dish, but more than one serves only to spoil the pottage.

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    Of all the items on the menu, soup is that which exacts the most delicate perfection and the strictest attention.

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    Oh, you crows! Feast away! What a spread! Soup straight from the eye sockets! And thick red sake! But don't have too much Or you'll surely get drunk.

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    Reform Judaism is like mock turtle soup-turtle soup without the turtle

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    Ramen is a dish that's very high in calories and sodium. One way to make it slightly healthier is to leave the soup and just eat the noodles.

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    Secrets are kept from children, a lid on top of the soup kettle, so they do not boil over with too much truth.

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    Science has revealed a universe that is vast, ancient, violent, strange, and beautiful, a universe of almost infinite variety and possibility one in which time can end in a black hole, and conscious beings can evolve from a soup of minerals.

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    The problem is that the Chicken-Soup-for-the-Soul stuff may feel good, but none of that typical stuff helps when somebody in your neighborhood is murdered.

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    Shakin' like a bowl of soup and make your body loop-de-loop.

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    The best way to know what's in the soup, is to boil yourself in it.

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    Soup dumplings, sitcoms, one-night stands--good ones leave you wanting more.

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    Thank you for inviting me to your house, but I prefer to dine in the Greek restaurant at Wabash Avenue and 12th Street where I will be limited to finding dead flies in my soup.

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    There has long been a bemoaning of the lack of opportunity to make films that are anything but explosions or the ladling on the pea soup or whatever you want to call it. You can hardly make a movie today where somebody isn't a murderer or a rapist or, if it's a "Fried Green Tomatoes" that isn't some wistful thing on this, that or the other thing.

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    This is not that, and that is certainly not this, and at the same time an oyster stew is not stewed, and although they are made of the same things and even cooked almost the same way, an oyster soup should never be called a stew, nor stew soup.

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    There must be a way to get more of these in me faster, thought the inventor of pea soup as he sat eating peas.

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    The sign said 'The Green Turtle, Chelonia myadas, is the source of turtle soup....' I am the source of William G. soup if it comes to that. Everyone is the source of his or her kind of soup. In a town as big as London, that's a lot of soup walking around.

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    The soup, thin and dark and utterly savorless, tasted as if it had been drained out of the umbrella stand.

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    [To waiter who had spilled soup on her:] Never darken my Dior again!

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    Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love.

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    We can drink soup with a fork, it will only take long time! As long as we are patient, we can drink it even with a tiny pin!

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    We called Pete Rose and Larry Bowa the soup spoons, because they were always stirring things up. Twenty years later, nothing's changed.

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    Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

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    We live in a media soup and are constantly being programmed or are fighting that programming. Thus any truthful account of a life, every part of a life, is about society as well as an individual.

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    Why should I trust you? We haven't drunk from the same bowl of soup.

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    What is the soup kitchen?

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    You can do almost anything with soup stock, it's like a strong foundation. When you have the right foundation, everything tastes good.

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    Women are like canoes, full of soup. At first everyone is suspicious but then everyone wants one.

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    You know what Andy Warhol's sole contribution to this country has been? He made Campbell's Soup a household word.

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    You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.

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    Alphabet soup is my magic eight ball. Served hot or cold, words are delicious.

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    Zig Ziglar may be the master motivator, Mark Victor Hansen and Jack Canfield of Chicken Soup for the Soul, the master story tellers; Anthony Robbins may be the guru of personal development, but Bob Proctor is a master thinker. When it comes to systemizing life, no one can touch him.