Best 223 quotes in «damn quotes» category

Don't let loneliness drive you back into the arms of someone who doesn't give a damn about you.

Every damn thing is your own fault, if you are any good.

English rain feels obligatory, like paperwork. It dampens already damn days and slicks the stones.

Do you know anybody under 25 that gives a damn whether you marry a man if you're a man or if you marry a woman if you're a woman? No.

Excuse me, guess I've mistaken you for somebody else, somebody who gave a damn, somebody more like myself.

Everything in life has a price on it - there ain't a damn thing free in America, and football has got a price on it.

Fourth Law of Thermodynamics: If the probability of success is not almost one, then it is damn near zero.

Everything is your fault if you're any damn good.

Green Day is like sex, when were good, were really good, when were bad . . . were still pretty damn good.

Good reading makes for damn hard writing.

God bless... God damn.

History is one damn thing after another.

He never contributed a damn thing to music. (on Elvis Presley)

He took a moment to get over the shock, and to remind himself that this had surely been difficult for her and she was probably bracing herself for a rejection. At least he hoped she was. If she wasn't, she needed to do that straight away, because it was coming. God damn right it was coming.

I am not the biggest, I am not the strongest, but I am Damn sure the toughest!

I ain't Mary, so ain't a damn thing Poppin'.

I am the best damn ass-kicker in the whole U.S. Army!

I am usually always singing about the same god damn person so I will love him forever but you know, it's all good. It's all good!

I always thought my mother was so damn cute!

I am The Game and I am that damn good!

I approach poetry and spirituality like literary nitroglycerin -- a little can do a lot and you better damn well be careful with it.

I didn't know a damn thing about style.

I can say that American men and women in the Military are damn impressive.

I can't speak for George, but I pretty damn well know we got fed up of being sidemen for Paul.

I don't give a damn about Hollywood.

I don't give a damn about the civilians.

I’d like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It’d be so damn literal! You are using that machine to it’s exact purpose!

I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now.

I don't give a damn about semi-radicals!

I don't give a damn if I go to hell.

I'd put a lot of work into playing guitar and was thinking I was pretty damn good. But Hendrix came along and destroyed everyone.

I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm damn well gonna do it!

I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn...but the troops were dazzled!

I feel as if I'm in on a pass and am damn lucky to have whatever I have. It could all be taken away in a second.

I don't know what they'll say when I die. I don't give a damn, but they'll probably cry.

I feel like saying 'Damn the Law.'

If I can remain excited about the music that I'm giving you, then you're damn sure going to be excited about it.

If God calls you, pick up the damn phone!

I drink to not giving a damn . . .

If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me.

If I were omnipotent and omnibenevolent I wouldn't be so damn ineffable.

If the show sucks, I ain't happy. If the show is damn good, I'm very happy.

If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.

I knew at the time my haircut was pretty damn god-awful, so I was just hoping that I wasn't one of the joke ones. And they put me through to Hollywood and I thought, "Well okay, maybe I'm still one of the joke ones but at least I'm not terrible?

If timing ain't everything, it's damn close

I have been so damn lucky to be able to do what I love my entire life. I never take that for granted.

If it weren't for fear, I wouldn't have to teach you a damn thing

I have always hated that damn James Bond. I'd like to kill him.

I'm a bad woman, but I'm damn good company.

Imagine Jon Stewart if he gave a damn. He's like Howard Zinn after 12 beers.