Best 4897 quotes in «marriage quotes» category

Getting married is like putting one's hand in a bag containing 99 serpents and one eel.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Given the expectations of society at large, men are generally correct in their assumption that it is important for a woman to have a man. What they do not understand is how pathetically little difference it makes what man.

Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive.

Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping. For only the hand of Life can contain your hearts. And stand together yet not too near together: For the pillars of the temple stand apart, And the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow.

God created sex. Priests created marriage.

God had no problem with the man's separateness, his uniqueness, or his wholeness.

God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her.

God invented concubinage, Satan marriage.

God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage

Going home, it's what everybody's trying to do from the day they're born to the day they die, but going home together - that's marriage.

Good Nature, and Evenness of Temper, will give you an easie Companion for Life; Vertue and good Sense, an agreeable Friend; Love and Constancy, a good Wife or Husband. Where we meet one Person with all these Accomplishments, we find an Hundred without any one of them.

Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.

grow old with me. the best is yet to be. the last of life for which the first was made.

Happiness: "You Bring Your Own Weather To The Picnic.

Harry and I have been sweethearts and married more than forty years - and no matter where I was, when I put out my hand Harry's was there to grasp it.

Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it.

Hasty marriage seldom proveth well.

Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illuminates it.

Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.

Happy relationships depend not on finding the right person, but on being the right person.

Having a great marriage isn't rocket science. It's simply a choice.

Heather knows why and when her marriage ended with Richie and she knows why my marriage ended with Charlie.

Having once embarked on your marital voyage, it is impossible not to be aware that you make no way and the sea is not within sight; that in fact, you are exploring an enclosed basin.

Having whipped single women into high marital panic-or "nuptialitis," as one columnist called it- the press hastened to soothe fretted brows with conjugal tonic.

Headship is not rulership; it is leadership.

Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.

He felt now that he was not simply close to her, but that he did not know where he ended and she began.

Heiresses are never jilted.

He married a woman to stop her getting away Now she's there all day.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.

He that said it was not good for man to be alone, placed the celibate amongst the inferior states of perfection.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

Honey, what happened to "ladies first"? Husband replies, "That's the reason why the worlds a mess today, because a lady went first!

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

How long before we have, not just homosexual marriage, but homosexual unions between adult men and small boys?

How happy a thing were a wedding, And a bedding, If a man might purchase a wife For a twelvemonth and a day

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

Husband and wife are like the two equal parts of a soybean. If the two parts are put under the earth separately, they will not grow. The soybean will grow only when the parts are covered by the skin. Marriage is the skin which covers each of them and makes them one.

Husband, when you tell your wife to go for counseling alone (because you think going to see a counselor is a sign you have failed) is like having a car you love overheat and deciding it's not manly to take it to the mechanic. You can keep on driving it but eventually you will ruin the engine.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

I am not against marriage - without marriage, ninety-nine percent jokes will disappear from the world. How I can be against marriage? I am all for it.

I am acutely aware of the fact that the marriage between mathematics and physics, which was so enormously fruitful in past centuries, has recently ended in divorce.

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.

I am a Colorado native, and, no, I did not vote for the anti-gay amendment or the same-sex marriage ban, and I am not a member of a militia.

I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.

I am convinced that if we as a society work diligently in every other area of life and neglect the family, it would be analogous to straightening deck chairs on the Titanic.

I am none of those nonsensical fools that can whine and make romantic love--I leave that to younger brothers. Let my estate speakfor me.