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    It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels.

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    It's easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.

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    It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

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    It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

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    It's true what they say - all the good men are married. But it's marriage that makes them good.

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    It was the courts, of course, that took away prayer from our schools, that took away Bible reading from our schools. It's the courts that gave us same-sex marriage. So it is quite a battlefield, and the Supreme Court is the highest court in the land.

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    It was not a healthy marriage for long time. It was never about another man, it was about what my and Dennis's relationship could not sustain.

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    It takes patience to appreciate domestic bliss; volatile spirits prefer unhappiness.

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    It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure.

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    It was marrying that made women appreciate other women.

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    It was only long after the ceremony that we learned why we got married in the first place.

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    It would have been a wonderful wedding - had it not been mine.

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    I've always said that I expected to grow up and get married like any nice southern girl, but the fact is you don't get married in the abstract. You find someone that you'd like to be married to.

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    I've always believed the two best anti-poverty programs are work and marriage.

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    I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.

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    I've been married three times - and each time I married the right person.

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    I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.

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    I've had lots of offers of marriage and from women wanting to have my kids.

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    I've had diseases that lasted longer than my marriages. You know you are in a bad marriage if you walk down the aisle thinking, 'Is this dress right?

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    I've noticed that people who get married cease to be curious.

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    I've learned ... that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

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    I've had two proposals since I've been a widow. I am a wonderful catch, you know. I have a lot of money.

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    I've never won an argument with my wife; and the only time I thought I had I found out the argument wasn't over yet.

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    I wanted to marry a girl just like my mom.

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    I've taken my fun where I've found it, An' now I must pay for my fun, For the more you 'ave known o' the others The less will you settle to one.

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    I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.

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    I went through a long period of time in that marriage when I didn't believe anything was my fault. I had to face what my part was, and only because of that difficult work was I able to trust a man again.

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    I would advise no man to marry who is not likely to propagate understanding.

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    I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married.

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    I would rather go to bed with Lillian Russell stark naked than Ulysses S Grant in full military regalia.

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    I would rather have young people settle on a small income at once, and have to struggle with a few difficulties together, than be involved in a long engagement.

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    Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest.

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    Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring.

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    Let a man do what he will by a single woman, the world is encouragingly apt to think Marriage a sufficient amends.

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    Lady Sondes' match surprises, but does not offend me; had her first marriage been of affection, or had their been a grown-updaughter, I should not have forgiven her; but I consider everybody as having a right to marry once in their lives for love, if they can.

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    Legislation to create a new 10 percent tax bracket, reduce the marriage penalty, cut the tax rate on dividends and capital gains, and increase the child tax credit have been essential elements in this economic expansion.

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    Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'

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    Learn something from marriage. Marriage represents the whole world in a miniature form: it teaches you many things. It is only the mediocre ones who learn nothing. Otherwise it will teach you that you don't know what love is, that you don't know how to relate, that you don't know how to communicate, that you don't know how to commune, that you don't know how to live with another. It is a mirror: it shows your face to you in all its different aspects. And it is all needed for your maturity. But a person who remains clinging to it forever remains immature. One has to go beyond it too.

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    Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

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    ... Let the cage bird and the cage bird mate and the wild bird mate in the wild.

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    Life begins to happen. My hoppped up husband drops his home disputes, and hits the streets to cruise for prostitutes

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    Let us no more contend, nor blame each other, blamed enough elsewhere, but strive, In offices of love, how we may lighten each other's burden.

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    Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

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    Love allows your beloved the freedom to be unlike you. Attachment asks for conformity to your needs and desires. Love imposes no demands. Attachment expresses an overwhelming demand - "Make me feel whole." Love expands beyond the limits of two people. Attachment tries to exclude everything but two people.

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    Like fingerprints, all marriages are different.

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    Love can be angry... with a kind of anger in which there is no gall, like the dove's and not the ravens.

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    Love before marriage is absolutely necessary.

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    Love in marriage is more than just a feeling or an emotion; it is a choice.

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    Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love.

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    Long-married couples balance their checkbooks as a substitute for love-making, or they refuse each other love by protesting one another's financial error or excess.