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    How long before we have, not just homosexual marriage, but homosexual unions between adult men and small boys?

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    How happy a thing were a wedding, And a bedding, If a man might purchase a wife For a twelvemonth and a day

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    How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

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    How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

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    Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

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    Husband and wife are like the two equal parts of a soybean. If the two parts are put under the earth separately, they will not grow. The soybean will grow only when the parts are covered by the skin. Marriage is the skin which covers each of them and makes them one.

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    Husband, when you tell your wife to go for counseling alone (because you think going to see a counselor is a sign you have failed) is like having a car you love overheat and deciding it's not manly to take it to the mechanic. You can keep on driving it but eventually you will ruin the engine.

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    I am a Colorado native, and, no, I did not vote for the anti-gay amendment or the same-sex marriage ban, and I am not a member of a militia.

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    I am acutely aware of the fact that the marriage between mathematics and physics, which was so enormously fruitful in past centuries, has recently ended in divorce.

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    I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.

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    I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.

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    I am convinced that if we as a society work diligently in every other area of life and neglect the family, it would be analogous to straightening deck chairs on the Titanic.

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    I am none of those nonsensical fools that can whine and make romantic love--I leave that to younger brothers. Let my estate speakfor me.

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    I am not against marriage - without marriage, ninety-nine percent jokes will disappear from the world. How I can be against marriage? I am all for it.

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    I believe no gentleman would like to have his family affairs neglected because his wife was filling her head with crotchets and pothooks, and who, because she understood a few scraps of Latin, valued that more than minding her needle or providing her husband's dinner.

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    I am Roman, alas, because Horace is Roman.

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    I am tearing the feathers out of the pillows, waiting, waiting for Daddy to come home and stuff me so full of our infected child that I turn invisible, but married, at last.

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    I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

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    I believe marriage is a spectator sport.

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    I believe wholeheartedly in marriage. I don't exclusively mean a marriage with a legal contract, but any relationship that constitutes a marriage because of the quality of their relationship.

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    I can think of no habit, kept up through the years, that binds a married couple more than that of reading good books together. Domestic problems and personal problems are for the time forgotten, and an intellectual intimacy is established that can be maintained in few other ways.

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    I cannot forbid a person to marry several wives, for it does not contradict Scripture. MARTIN LUTHER, letter to Chancellor Gregory Brück, January 13, 1524 Marriage, it seems, confines every man to his proper rank.

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    I couldn't see much point in tying myself down to a middle-aged woman with four children, even though the woman was my wife and the children were my own.

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    I can't say anymore than I love you. Anything else would be a waste of breath.

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    I care nothing for all the political parties in the world except as they stand for justice.

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    I did know Ted Hughes and I partly wrote the book to explain to myself and others the complexities of a marriage that was for six years wonderfully productive of poetry and then ended in tragedy.

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    I'd like to see marriage count again among African-Americans and not just in the society in general.

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    I didn't get ahead by sleeping with people. Girls, take heart!

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    I don't believe in marriage. It's bloody impractical. 'To love, honor, and obey.' If it weren't, you wouldn't have to sign a contract.

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    I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.

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    I don't know where I'd be without you here with me. Life with you makes perfect sense. You're my best friend.

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    I don't know! Nobody has ever known. Why would Jesus have remained unmarried if he had known the secret? He knew the secret of the kingdom of God, but he did not know the secret of remaining happy in marriage. He remained unmarried. Mahavira, Lao Tzu Chuang Tzu, they all remained unmarried for the simple reason that there is no secret; otherwise these people would have discovered it. They could discover the ultimate - marriage is not such a big thing, it is very shallow - they even fathomed God, but they could not fathom marriage.

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    If a marriage is going to work well, it must be on a solid footing, namely money, and of that commodity it is the girl with the smallest dowry who, to my knowledge, consumes the most, to infuriate her husband. All the same, it is only fair that the marriage should pay for past pleasures, since it will scarcely procure any in the future.

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    I don't think it's natural for two people to swear to be together for the rest of their lives.

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    I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

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    I don't want to get married ... I'm certainly not going to give up the work I've wanted to do all my life for the sake of it, any more than I'd expect my husband, if he were a doctor or a lawyer, for example, to give up practising medicine or law in order to marry me.

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    If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path.

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    I feel strongly for gay marriage to be accepted.

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    If common sense had been consulted, how many marriages would never have taken place; if uncommon or divine sense, how few marriages such as we witness would ever have taken place!

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    If I am attached to another person because I cannot stand on my own two feet, he or she may be a life saver, but the relationship is not one of love.

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    I feel very deeply about the need to respect and tolerate people of different social - or sexual orientation. But at the same time, I believe marriage should be preserved as an institution for one man and one woman.

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    If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.

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    If I seek to fulfill my own needs at the expense of my partner, we are sure to experience unhappiness, resentment, and conflict. The secret of forming a successful relationship is for both partners to win.

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    If men could be contented to be what they are, there were no fear in marriage.

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    If married couples did not live together, happy marriages would be more frequent.

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    If love exists between two persons, it is blessed. If love does not exist between two persons, then all your laws put together cannot bridge them. Then they exist separate, then they exist apart, then they exist in conflict, then they exist always in war. And they create all kinds of trouble for each other. They are nasty to each other, nagging to each other, possessive of each other, violent, oppressive, dominating, dictatorial.

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    If marriage were only bed, we could have made it.

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    If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.

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    If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.

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    If they lost the incredible conviction that they can change their wives or husbands, marriage would collapse at once.