Best 4897 quotes in «marriage quotes» category

Happiness: "You Bring Your Own Weather To The Picnic.

Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it.

Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.

Happy relationships depend not on finding the right person, but on being the right person.

Harry and I have been sweethearts and married more than forty years - and no matter where I was, when I put out my hand Harry's was there to grasp it.

Hasty marriage seldom proveth well.

Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illuminates it.

Having a great marriage isn't rocket science. It's simply a choice.

Having once embarked on your marital voyage, it is impossible not to be aware that you make no way and the sea is not within sight; that in fact, you are exploring an enclosed basin.

Headship is not rulership; it is leadership.

Having whipped single women into high marital panic-or "nuptialitis," as one columnist called it- the press hastened to soothe fretted brows with conjugal tonic.

Heather knows why and when her marriage ended with Richie and she knows why my marriage ended with Charlie.

Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.

He felt now that he was not simply close to her, but that he did not know where he ended and she began.

Heiresses are never jilted.

He married a woman to stop her getting away Now she's there all day.

Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

He that said it was not good for man to be alone, placed the celibate amongst the inferior states of perfection.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

Honey, what happened to "ladies first"? Husband replies, "That's the reason why the worlds a mess today, because a lady went first!

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

How long before we have, not just homosexual marriage, but homosexual unions between adult men and small boys?

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

How happy a thing were a wedding, And a bedding, If a man might purchase a wife For a twelvemonth and a day

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

I am acutely aware of the fact that the marriage between mathematics and physics, which was so enormously fruitful in past centuries, has recently ended in divorce.

Husband and wife are like the two equal parts of a soybean. If the two parts are put under the earth separately, they will not grow. The soybean will grow only when the parts are covered by the skin. Marriage is the skin which covers each of them and makes them one.

Husband, when you tell your wife to go for counseling alone (because you think going to see a counselor is a sign you have failed) is like having a car you love overheat and deciding it's not manly to take it to the mechanic. You can keep on driving it but eventually you will ruin the engine.

I am a Colorado native, and, no, I did not vote for the anti-gay amendment or the same-sex marriage ban, and I am not a member of a militia.

I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.

I believe no gentleman would like to have his family affairs neglected because his wife was filling her head with crotchets and pothooks, and who, because she understood a few scraps of Latin, valued that more than minding her needle or providing her husband's dinner.

I am not against marriage - without marriage, ninety-nine percent jokes will disappear from the world. How I can be against marriage? I am all for it.

I am Roman, alas, because Horace is Roman.

I am convinced that if we as a society work diligently in every other area of life and neglect the family, it would be analogous to straightening deck chairs on the Titanic.

I am none of those nonsensical fools that can whine and make romantic love--I leave that to younger brothers. Let my estate speakfor me.

I am tearing the feathers out of the pillows, waiting, waiting for Daddy to come home and stuff me so full of our infected child that I turn invisible, but married, at last.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

I believe marriage is a spectator sport.

I believe wholeheartedly in marriage. I don't exclusively mean a marriage with a legal contract, but any relationship that constitutes a marriage because of the quality of their relationship.

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

I can think of no habit, kept up through the years, that binds a married couple more than that of reading good books together. Domestic problems and personal problems are for the time forgotten, and an intellectual intimacy is established that can be maintained in few other ways.

I can't say anymore than I love you. Anything else would be a waste of breath.

I couldn't see much point in tying myself down to a middle-aged woman with four children, even though the woman was my wife and the children were my own.

I did know Ted Hughes and I partly wrote the book to explain to myself and others the complexities of a marriage that was for six years wonderfully productive of poetry and then ended in tragedy.

I didn't get ahead by sleeping with people. Girls, take heart!

I'd like to see marriage count again among African-Americans and not just in the society in general.

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.