Best 4897 quotes in «marriage quotes» category

Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.

Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip.

Never marry a man who hates his mother because he'll end up hating you.

Never marry but for love; but see that thou lov'st what is lovely.

Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.

Never tell. Not if you love your wife...In fact, if your old lady walks in on you deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay On Top Of Me Or I'll Die.' " I didn't know what I was goin' to do.

New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

No compass has ever been invented for the high seas of matrimony.

No greater evil can a man endure Than a bad wife, nor find a greater good Than one both good and wise; and each man speaks As judging by the experience of his life.

No labourer in the world is expected to work for room, board, and love -except the housewife.

No man knows what the wife of his bosom is until he has gone with her through the fiery trials of this world.

No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.

No matter how free divorce, how frequently marriages break up, in most societies there is the assumption of permanent mating, of the idea that the marriage should last as long as both live. . . . No known society has ever invented a form of marriage strong enough to stick that did not contain the 'till death us do part' assumption.

No marriage can stand up under the strain of incessant.

No matter how good or bad we may feel, no matter how up or down we may be, Christ loves us, accepts us, and thinks the world of us.

No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is left. It is the nativity of our common Adam.

No one knows what a marriage is like except the two people in it - and sometimes one of them doesn't know.

Nora leaves her husband, not-as the stupid critic would have it-because she is tired of her responsibilities or feels the need of woman's rights, but because she has come to know that for eight years she had lived with a stranger and borne him children. Can there be anything more humiliating, more degrading than a life-long proximity between two strangers? No need for the woman to know anything of the man, save his income. As to the knowledge of the woman-what is there to know except that she has a pleasing appearance?

Nothing to me is more distasteful than that entire complacency and satisfaction which beam in the countenances of a new married couple; in that of the lady particularly; it tells you that her lot is disposed of in this world; that you can have no hopes for her.

Nothing lovelier can be found In woman, than to study household good, And good works in her husband to promote.

Not listening is probably the commonest unkindness of married life, and one that creates - more devastatingly than an eternity of forgotten birthdays and misguided Christmas gifts - an atmosphere of not loving and not caring.

Nothing new here, except my marrying, which to me is a matter of profound wonder.

Nothing-was more degrading than for a woman to have to marry for a home. Love should be the sole reason. Surely those with a brain-to think, eyes to see and a mind-to reason must realise that the capitalist system must cease and a co-operative system prevail in its place.

Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.

No trial is so large we can't overcome it together.

Old married people look so much alike that they have the same number of hairs in their ears.

Of all the actions of a man's life, his marriage does least concern other people, yet of all the actions of our lives, 'tis the most meddled with by other people.

Often the difference between a successful marriage and a mediocre one consists of leaving about three or four things a day unsaid.

Oh, hi. I been married thirteen years, and lemme tell you, it's a thrill to be out of the house. I never get out of the house. I stay home all the time. I never do anything fun 'cause I'm a housewife. I hate the word "housewife." I prefer to be called "domestic goddess.

Once a man and woman have married, the only thing they should receive from their parents is advice and counsel, and then only when they ask for it. Parents should not offer opinions or advice without being asked.

One should marry only when one is wise enough. Marriage is not for young people. For young people is to fool around. Marriage is for those who have experienced life in many ways, who have seen all the colors, the whole spectrum of it, and are now ready to settle.

Once two persons are tied together freedom is lost and anger arises. When freedom is lost everything becomes ugly. Love means that freedom remains intact: marriage means that freedom has been dropped. You have bargained for permanence, for security, and you have paid for it with freedom.

Once you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.

One should never know too precisely whom one has married

One thing that previous practice doesn't always make perfect: Marriage.

One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.

On her marriage breakup with Liam: I can honestly say that life is fantastic now. I'm so happy that all the mess I used to have to deal with is not my mess anymore.

[On husband Gavin Rossdale:] We're a perfect couple. He cooks, and I eat.

Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, "What will you have, sir?" And I said, "A glass of hemlock.

Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're in real trouble. Women expect an Oscar performance in bed.

One day, in your search for happiness, you discover a partner by your side, and you realize that your happiness has come to help you search.

One of the good things that come of a true marriage is, that there is one face on which changes come without your seeing them; or rather there is one face which you can still see the same, through all the shadows which years have gathered upon it.

One shouldn't be too inquisitive in life Either about God's secrets or one's wife.

Only after I faced the unhappiness of my first marriage did I start on the path of personal growth.

Only a marriage with partners strong enough to risk divorce is strong enough to avoid it.

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.