Best 353 quotes in «idiot quotes» category

General knowledges are those knowledges that idiots possess.

God gave us so many emotions, and so many strong ones. Every human being, even if he is an idiot, is a millionaire in emotions.

God preserve me from idiots and men in love, which is the same thing.

Have you ever noticed that idiots have a lot of friends? It's just an observation.

Haruhi: This is a sibling squabble, not a fight to the death! You're both wrong, and acting like idiots only proves it!

How do you feel when I smile at you?" he asked - and then he did smile at her, just a little. Not like myself, Cath thought. "Like an idiot," she said softly. "And I never want it to stop.

How did Jefferson feel about the people of his day who were the equivalent of our modern day penecostals? You know, those revelation reveling tongue speaking idiots.

Higher than the beasts, lower than the angels, stuck in our idiot Eden.

Hip-hop ain't died because of the South, that's retarded. When I named the album originally, I thought I bit off more than I could chew but you'd be an idiot to think I'm talking about how the South killed hip-hop or how New York isn't where it should be or where it once was. It was like, "Damn, I need to explain this?" But I thought, "Nah, the proof is right there. We should know what it is." I expect the hip-hop audience to be avant garde. I want them to be where I'm at or beyond where I'm at.

Home life is a foreign environment for most guys. So it's natural to show them being idiots at home.

I am a bit of a Dudley Do-Gooder, though, because if I see a car accident or something bad happen, I am one of those idiots who runs toward the problem instead of away from it. Not that I would recommend this behavior.

I always invest in companies an idiot could run, because one day one will.

I am not a certified idiot—" "Lack of certification hardly proves intelligence," Will muttered.

I am greatly misunderstood by politically correct idiots.

Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool!

I can't remember any text of mine where I said that one should fight Hitler without violence; I'm not an idiot.

Idiot wind, blowing every time you open your mouth.

I'd make a better U.S. president than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker than him. It makes you wonder about the voters.

I do 90 minutes of exercise a day, and obviously I have the lap band... (it's) about being fitter, happier and more active.' But he admitted: 'I'm an idiot. I (still) smoke and do all those things I shouldn't do.

I can teach idiots to squat in ten minutes.

I consider myself a pretty good conversationalist, but you wind up being downgraded to idiot status when you don't speak the language!

I do not think the American peoples are idiots. They are a very playful and sensitive people! I know them!

If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses.

I don't mind what the market is, but why is it vapid? If they're such a bunch of idiots, why don't you show them good music instead? They're not going to know the difference.

I don't want idiots in my audience. So if me coming forward with what my beliefs are is what you need to hear to not be a fan anymore, that's great. That means next time I show up in whatever said city, your dumb ass won't be there.

I don't want power. I just object to idiots having power over me.

I enjoyed watching good-looking idiots looking at each other. A great spectator sport.

I for one don't want to be ranked among idiots, felons, and minors any longer, for I am none of them.

If the law supposes that,' said Mr Bumble...' the law is an ass - an idiot.

If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.

If you interact with things in your life, everything is constantly changing. And if nothing changes, you're an idiot.

If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.

If you run into a monkey in some idiot context, automatically you've got a very real problem taking place in the photograph.

I don't know that Donald Trump is anything more to Putin than what Lenin called a poleznye durak, a useful idiot.

I don't let [my friends] visit me filming and I don't bring them to premieres. It's a different head zone - when I'm on set, I'm working. When I'm just with my friends, I can just hang out, do normal stuff and generally be a complete idiot. It's the same with everyone.

I'd rather argue against a hundred idiots, than have one agree with me.

If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god!

I fought, and therefore, believed in my victory. There is more to the fact that I didn't fear death and preferred a brave death instead of a life of an idiot.

If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent then you are a scoundrel... if you let him kill you, then you are an idiot.

If you go into acting to make money then you're an idiot. It's my hobby and the fact that I'm doing my hobby for a job is mental.

I have always felt comfortable tapping into my inner idiot.

I had to learn how to drive a cement truck because there is a whole car chase with cement trucks, so I had to learn how to drive a cement truck. I don't like these things, but I'm not an idiot. I can do it.

I have always loved David Bowie. When he began to experiment with pop music in the 80's, I really thought there was a really fascinating reverence for it. A lot of people looked at pop music as just idiot music, or dance music, and with this he was giving it a lot of respect.

I have this idiot name tag which says 'controversial.'

I have a theory that among the large Western companies (mostly American) the higher an executive is promoted, the more wisdom is lost and by the time he or she reaches the top becomes a complete idiot. Certainly they do not deserve the outrageous salary.

I know at times I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot, but I like that person.

I have worked with some horrible idiots in my life. You learn the pattern of how architects work and the thing is not to fight it. Just to be very quiet, let them get on with it and let them really mess it up.

I just loved playing a man who was unafraid of making an idiot of himself in the process of falling in love. I found that admirable.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

I know generals who disagree with [Barack] Obama, but I don't think these people are idiots or been reduced to rubble.