Best 353 quotes in «idiot quotes» category

Independent thinkers are usually geniuses or idiots and at times it's hard to tell which.

I never invite idiots to my house.

In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it.

Intergenerational support is crucial. I feel like generations give up on each other. If you're Gen Z, you're like, "Gen X is never gonna get it." If you're Gen X, you're like, "Those Millennials are such idiots.

I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy?

In your lifetime, at what point do you stop being an idiot? I'm 24. Enough is enough!

I say on the air all time, "if you take what I say as gospel, you're an idiot.

I played Winnie the Pooh in first grade. I was an early adopter of standing in front of people and looking like an idiot.

I really love idiot, enlightened characters - these characters who fail to engage with the drama of their immediate circumstances; they fail to be reactive and enrolled by drama as it happens around them.

I post probably 5 to 10 times a day in my forum. I have a forum directly related to my blog where I will write my blog and people will disagree with me and call me an idiot so then I will say this is why I wrote that and blah, blah, blah. I spend a lot of time online.

I thought Christians were walking idiots.

I swear the sparrows called us ten kinds of idiot when we did it.

It always shocked me how you could understand so many things and be such a complete idiot about so many others.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot.

It came up after doing St. Jimmy on Broadway for American Idiot. I loved acting, and so I just kept my options open.

I think I liked you better when you were a raging idiot.

It's hard to hate my prep team. They're such total idiots." - Katniss.

I tried to be all intellectual and erudite and with others I'd just swear and curse and be an idiot. And suddenly, when they're all in one space, I don't know who I am.

It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't funny. It makes me crazy. I find it disgusting and offensive every time.

It's wonderful to be hated by idiots.

I used to think my father was an idiot, until I turned twenty-one... Then I thought he was a genus.

I used to be treated like an idiot, now I'm treated like an idiot savant.

I've always watched actors on the red carpet getting drunk and making idiots of themselves and now I'm happy to join their ranks

I've always enjoyed Twitter. I enjoy it a lot less now that I'm in WWE, I'll be honest. Because the number of idiots that have access to you is exponentially more. I feel like people shouldn't be able to tweet whatever they want without consequences.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

I've had moments where I've met people who were complete, like, idiots, who could not understand visual culture to save their lives.

I've been an idiot to think that real life could have a happy ending

I was such a screwup when I got to the big leagues. I was a total idiot.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

I wasn't made to take orders. My grandmother used to tell me: 'Laws are for idiots.' She was right.

I’ve never had any objection to appearing depraved or villainous. But I draw the line at looking like a prize idiot.

Las Vegas turns women into men and men into idiots.

I would tell myself that I was about to address the largest mass assembly of idiots ever gathered in the history of mankind.

I would have been a lot better off if I’d studied more when I was growing up, y’know. But you know where it all went wrong was the day they started the spelling bee. Because up until that day I was an idiot, but nobody else knew.

I would not for a moment have you suppose that I am one of those idiots who scorns Science, merely because it is always twisting and turning, and sometimes shedding its skin, like the serpent that is [the doctors'] symbol.

Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me.

Lawrence immediately saw that it was a trick question. You would have to be some kind of idiot to make the facile assumption that the current would add or subtract 5 miles per hour to or from the speed of the boat.

Let us be dreamers, thinkers, speculative philosophers, or as our spouses would have it: Idiots

Led Zeppelin is just a bunch of stupid idiots who wrote cool riffs.

Lot of folks like to mock dumb history, and pretend it's just a few idiots. Isn't. It's the country.

LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women.

Life is too short to fight every idiot along your way.

Magicians are definitely more arrogant. They're kind of like "Abra Kadabra, you're an idiot," they don't let you in on the joke. Comedians, you're always in on the joke unless it's Andy Kaufman.

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

Misery loves another idiot with a jukebox where his soul should be.

Men. <...> They're idiots. It's like they all take a vow of stupidity or something.

Man the lifeboats. The idiots are winning.

Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory?

My father liked me, when I wasna being an idiot. And he loved me, too -- enough to beat the daylights out of me when I was being an idiot. Jamie Fraser

More idiots should just shut their mouths.