Best 353 quotes in «idiot quotes» category

Does it scare me, driving into nothing at 300kph? - Of course it does - I'm not an idiot.

Do not be intimidated by a smart person. It is easier to debate a smart person than to argue with an idiot.

Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.

Don't let the idiots ruin your day.

Don't let the idiots that like to bring you down, succeed in discouraging you. I let it get to me a while ago, and let me tell you, it feels SO good to come up under it!

Empathize with stupidity and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot.

Everyone but an idiot knows that the lower classes must be kept poor, or they will never be industrious.

Ever since roughly 1890, when snot poets first decided that rhyme was confining and unnecessary, every idiot with a pen fancied hisself a poet. The mere act of rhyming was suddenly regarded as a quaint, mannered, and uncool atavism, consigning doggerelists like me to the trash bin of literary history.

For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.

Fear has no brains; it is an idiot. The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated.

Filled with her love, may I be rather grown Mad with much heart, than idiot with none.

First come the innovators, then come the imitators, then come the idiots.

General knowledges are those knowledges that idiots possess.

God gave us so many emotions, and so many strong ones. Every human being, even if he is an idiot, is a millionaire in emotions.

God preserve me from idiots and men in love, which is the same thing.

Have you ever noticed that idiots have a lot of friends? It's just an observation.

Haruhi: This is a sibling squabble, not a fight to the death! You're both wrong, and acting like idiots only proves it!

Hip-hop ain't died because of the South, that's retarded. When I named the album originally, I thought I bit off more than I could chew but you'd be an idiot to think I'm talking about how the South killed hip-hop or how New York isn't where it should be or where it once was. It was like, "Damn, I need to explain this?" But I thought, "Nah, the proof is right there. We should know what it is." I expect the hip-hop audience to be avant garde. I want them to be where I'm at or beyond where I'm at.

Higher than the beasts, lower than the angels, stuck in our idiot Eden.

Home life is a foreign environment for most guys. So it's natural to show them being idiots at home.

How did Jefferson feel about the people of his day who were the equivalent of our modern day penecostals? You know, those revelation reveling tongue speaking idiots.

I always invest in companies an idiot could run, because one day one will.

How do you feel when I smile at you?" he asked - and then he did smile at her, just a little. Not like myself, Cath thought. "Like an idiot," she said softly. "And I never want it to stop.

I am greatly misunderstood by politically correct idiots.

I am a bit of a Dudley Do-Gooder, though, because if I see a car accident or something bad happen, I am one of those idiots who runs toward the problem instead of away from it. Not that I would recommend this behavior.

I am not a certified idiot—" "Lack of certification hardly proves intelligence," Will muttered.

I can't remember any text of mine where I said that one should fight Hitler without violence; I'm not an idiot.

I can teach idiots to squat in ten minutes.

I'd make a better U.S. president than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker than him. It makes you wonder about the voters.

I consider myself a pretty good conversationalist, but you wind up being downgraded to idiot status when you don't speak the language!

Idiot wind, blowing every time you open your mouth.

Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool!

I do 90 minutes of exercise a day, and obviously I have the lap band... (it's) about being fitter, happier and more active.' But he admitted: 'I'm an idiot. I (still) smoke and do all those things I shouldn't do.

I do not think the American peoples are idiots. They are a very playful and sensitive people! I know them!

I for one don't want to be ranked among idiots, felons, and minors any longer, for I am none of them.

I don't let [my friends] visit me filming and I don't bring them to premieres. It's a different head zone - when I'm on set, I'm working. When I'm just with my friends, I can just hang out, do normal stuff and generally be a complete idiot. It's the same with everyone.

I don't mind what the market is, but why is it vapid? If they're such a bunch of idiots, why don't you show them good music instead? They're not going to know the difference.

I'd rather argue against a hundred idiots, than have one agree with me.

I enjoyed watching good-looking idiots looking at each other. A great spectator sport.

I fought, and therefore, believed in my victory. There is more to the fact that I didn't fear death and preferred a brave death instead of a life of an idiot.

I don't know that Donald Trump is anything more to Putin than what Lenin called a poleznye durak, a useful idiot.

I don't want idiots in my audience. So if me coming forward with what my beliefs are is what you need to hear to not be a fan anymore, that's great. That means next time I show up in whatever said city, your dumb ass won't be there.

I don't want power. I just object to idiots having power over me.

If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god!

If the law supposes that,' said Mr Bumble...' the law is an ass - an idiot.

If you go into acting to make money then you're an idiot. It's my hobby and the fact that I'm doing my hobby for a job is mental.

If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.

If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent then you are a scoundrel... if you let him kill you, then you are an idiot.

If you interact with things in your life, everything is constantly changing. And if nothing changes, you're an idiot.

If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.