Best 353 quotes in «idiot quotes» category

Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying a list just to keep track of 'em all!

Day 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot.

Dazed, Nick nodded, then looked to Caleb. “I’m such an effing idiot.” “We knew that,” he said drily. “We definitely didn’t have to throw you into a coma for that little-known nugget.

Did you know I have always suspected that men were idiots," Daphne ground out, "but I was never positive until today.

Direction is the most invisible part of the theatrical art. It's not like the conductor in the symphony orchestra performance because he's standing in front of you waiving his arms. You now what he's doing. You don't know what the director is doing unless you know a lot about theater and even then you can only deduce it. You know it when you go to rehearsal. You really know it when they are rehearsing something of yours. I learned more in the rehearsals for The Letter than I have ever dreamed of know in the theater as a critic. If it doesn't make me a better critic, I'm an idiot.

Does it scare me, driving into nothing at 300kph? - Of course it does - I'm not an idiot.

Ever since roughly 1890, when snot poets first decided that rhyme was confining and unnecessary, every idiot with a pen fancied hisself a poet. The mere act of rhyming was suddenly regarded as a quaint, mannered, and uncool atavism, consigning doggerelists like me to the trash bin of literary history.

Don't let the idiots that like to bring you down, succeed in discouraging you. I let it get to me a while ago, and let me tell you, it feels SO good to come up under it!

Empathize with stupidity and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot.

Do not be intimidated by a smart person. It is easier to debate a smart person than to argue with an idiot.

Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.

Don't let the idiots ruin your day.

Everyone but an idiot knows that the lower classes must be kept poor, or they will never be industrious.

Fear has no brains; it is an idiot. The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated.

First come the innovators, then come the imitators, then come the idiots.

Filled with her love, may I be rather grown Mad with much heart, than idiot with none.

God preserve me from idiots and men in love, which is the same thing.

General knowledges are those knowledges that idiots possess.

For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.

God gave us so many emotions, and so many strong ones. Every human being, even if he is an idiot, is a millionaire in emotions.

Have you ever noticed that idiots have a lot of friends? It's just an observation.

Haruhi: This is a sibling squabble, not a fight to the death! You're both wrong, and acting like idiots only proves it!

Higher than the beasts, lower than the angels, stuck in our idiot Eden.

Hip-hop ain't died because of the South, that's retarded. When I named the album originally, I thought I bit off more than I could chew but you'd be an idiot to think I'm talking about how the South killed hip-hop or how New York isn't where it should be or where it once was. It was like, "Damn, I need to explain this?" But I thought, "Nah, the proof is right there. We should know what it is." I expect the hip-hop audience to be avant garde. I want them to be where I'm at or beyond where I'm at.

How did Jefferson feel about the people of his day who were the equivalent of our modern day penecostals? You know, those revelation reveling tongue speaking idiots.

Home life is a foreign environment for most guys. So it's natural to show them being idiots at home.

How do you feel when I smile at you?" he asked - and then he did smile at her, just a little. Not like myself, Cath thought. "Like an idiot," she said softly. "And I never want it to stop.

I am not a certified idiot—" "Lack of certification hardly proves intelligence," Will muttered.

I always invest in companies an idiot could run, because one day one will.

I am a bit of a Dudley Do-Gooder, though, because if I see a car accident or something bad happen, I am one of those idiots who runs toward the problem instead of away from it. Not that I would recommend this behavior.

I am greatly misunderstood by politically correct idiots.

I can teach idiots to squat in ten minutes.

I'd make a better U.S. president than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker than him. It makes you wonder about the voters.

I can't remember any text of mine where I said that one should fight Hitler without violence; I'm not an idiot.

I consider myself a pretty good conversationalist, but you wind up being downgraded to idiot status when you don't speak the language!

Idiot wind, blowing every time you open your mouth.

Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool!

I do 90 minutes of exercise a day, and obviously I have the lap band... (it's) about being fitter, happier and more active.' But he admitted: 'I'm an idiot. I (still) smoke and do all those things I shouldn't do.

I don't let [my friends] visit me filming and I don't bring them to premieres. It's a different head zone - when I'm on set, I'm working. When I'm just with my friends, I can just hang out, do normal stuff and generally be a complete idiot. It's the same with everyone.

I do not think the American peoples are idiots. They are a very playful and sensitive people! I know them!

I don't know that Donald Trump is anything more to Putin than what Lenin called a poleznye durak, a useful idiot.

If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god!

I don't mind what the market is, but why is it vapid? If they're such a bunch of idiots, why don't you show them good music instead? They're not going to know the difference.

I enjoyed watching good-looking idiots looking at each other. A great spectator sport.

I don't want idiots in my audience. So if me coming forward with what my beliefs are is what you need to hear to not be a fan anymore, that's great. That means next time I show up in whatever said city, your dumb ass won't be there.

I don't want power. I just object to idiots having power over me.

I'd rather argue against a hundred idiots, than have one agree with me.

I for one don't want to be ranked among idiots, felons, and minors any longer, for I am none of them.

I fought, and therefore, believed in my victory. There is more to the fact that I didn't fear death and preferred a brave death instead of a life of an idiot.

If you interact with things in your life, everything is constantly changing. And if nothing changes, you're an idiot.