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    Well, Hindsight, have you ever heard of the term Busy Idiot?

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    We will never have the elite smart people on our side.

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    We make, see, and love films, not digitals. To convert all of our movies, home videos, theaters, photographs and television to digital would be like telling a painter to throw away his brushes and canvas for an I-Pad. Celluloid isn't just nostalgic, it's an art form and, like it or not, it's superior to digital. It lasts much longer, it provides grain and brighter colors, and it takes more effort so that it produces something wonderful. With the inferior binary codes, pixels and untested shelf-life of digital files, plus the fact that these days anyone with a digital camera, even a two-year-old, can make a video and pollute the world with self-photography and cat pictures, film has a lot more integrity and worth than digital.

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    Wenn Klugheit vor allem auf praktischer Erfahrung beruht, wem wird dann die Ehre dieser Bezeichnung mehr zustehen? Dem Weisen, der teils aus Scham, teils aus Ängstlichkeit, sich an nichts wagt? Oder dem Toren, dem weder Scham, die ihm abgeht, noch Gefahr, die er nicht in Betracht zieht, von irgendeiner Herausforderung abschreckt?

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    What an idiot I'd been. What a spoilt brat. What a bloody fool.

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    What could you possibly write at Gates of Hades?” Cadmus asked. “Keep your spirits up.” Lycon sheathed the dagger he’d used to chisel the trunk. Cadmus shook his head. “Idiot.

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    What sad, short lives humans live! Each life a short pamphlet written by an idiot! Tut-tut, and all that.

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    When your madness is creative and necessary, people will not notice the fact that you are crazy.

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    When somebody asks me: "do you think I am an idiot?" My answer always is, "of course, you are. You wouldn't need to ask me if you weren't one.

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    Yes, failure is part of the mix, he says, but it is a means, not an end. If you fail repeatedly, and in the same manner, you're an idiot, not a genius.

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    Which is when I decided I would never love anyone again because you just felt like an idiot when you put love out there and it didn't come back your way.

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    Without a response, I just stand there like an idiot. Like she just slapped my brain out of my skull and I can’t think.

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    Anybody who's against birth control and abortion has to be a criminal idiot.

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    A left-wing idiot is as dangerous as a right-wing idiot.

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    All magic is 'Here’s a quarter, now it’s gone. You’re a jerk. Now it’s back. You’re an idiot. Show’s over.'

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    Almost everybody is born a genius and buried an idiot.

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    Am I odd?Is there something wrong with me,like Mrs.Tifton Said?" Skye knelt down on the wet grass and looked straight into Batty's eyes. "No you stupid idiot,there's nothing wrong. with you.

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    And then he thought: Is this how idiots rationalize their stupidity to themselves?

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    Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.

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    Any idiot can make money. Keeping money, very few can do.

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    Any idiot, especially one who is prepared to die, who has a gun, can start shooting up people.

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    You're such a sucker for sweet talk that you'd lie with every scumbag who comes your way.

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    After 50 years of television, there's no other conclusion the aliens could draw, but that most humans are neurotic, death-hungry, dysfunctional idiots.

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    A lot of movies treat kids like idiots.

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    Any artist who goes to Las Vegas is an idiot as far as I am concerned. Whoever goes to Las Vegas can stay in Las Vegas.

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    Any Idiot can point out a problem .... A leader is willing to do something about it! Leaders solve problems!

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    Any idiot can stand in front of a target," I say. "It doesn't prove anything except that you're bullying us. Which, as I recall is a sign of cowardice" "Then it should be easy for you," Eric sys. "If you're willing ot take his place.

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    Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn't.

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    A plague on eminence! I hardly dare cross the street any more without a convoy, and I am stared at wherever I go like an idiot member of a royal family or an animal in a zoo; and zoo animals have been known to die from stares.

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    A person who doesn't learn from the past is an idiot, in my estimation.

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    At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable; to be an American abroad is to make others miserable.

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    Are you an idiot, or an idiot?' Gargarin hissed. 'The first one. I really resent being called the second.

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    A straw enables you to drink without using your wrist. A straw is your friend - until you lose eye contact with the straw. Then it will betray you and make you look like an idiot.

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    Atheists sometimes come across as a bit arrogant in this regard, and characterizing faith as something only an idiot would attach themselves to.

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    At times, I come across as crude or crass, that irritates you when I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot at times. But I like to be that person. I like to show you all that person because that's who you come to see.

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    A village somewhere was missing it's idiot.

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    At what point do the people tell the politicians to go to hell? At what point do they get off the couch, march down to their state legislator’s house, pull him outside, and beat him to a bloody pulp for being an idiot?

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    Buffett, when he gave away his money, referenced Carnegie. He quoted from Carnegie. When he said, "The man who dies rich dies disgraced," in the 1880s, his fellow millionaires looked on him like he was a lunatic, you know, an idiot, a mad man.

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    A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.

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    Baseball is a game played by idiots for morons.

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    Better Than You island doesn't exist. And if it does it's full of idiots, looking over their shoulder for the next idiot to arrive.

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    Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot.

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    Basically this is what you want - a high performance machine that idiots can run.

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    Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.

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    Being dyslexic, I was told that I was an idiot all the time.

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    Better to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than speak up and confirm it.

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    Boys turns girls into such idiots.

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    But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

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    Coming to the end of a long shot is brutal so when it's just me, if I mess up I can be like "Sorry. I'm an idiot. Let's go again".

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    Clip your year-end column and put it away for 10 years. See if you don’t feel like an idiot when you reread it.

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