Best 353 quotes in «idiot quotes» category

Nature's lay idiot, I taught thee to love.

Newt Gingrich is an idiot of great renown... There's something so hopelessly gross and vile about him it's hard to take him seriously.

Nobody cares if you're an idiot, as long as you're a useful one.

Nigel Farage and Sean Hannity is like a super group of idiots.

Nobody can be happy. You could have moments of happiness, moments of joy. But life is very difficult. Unless you're a total idiot. Then you can be happy.

Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful.

No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.

Of course I know our economic growth can't match our population growth so of course I know we'll all get poorer until we get that number down - don't tell me, tell the other idiots!

Obviously you have to make a profit to put out a newspaper. I'm not an idiot. But when the margins are in excess of 25 per cent you're talking about greed.

Nothing is more intimidating than an idiotic grin worn by a manifest non-idiot.

Oh, I'm sure we could talk them into letting us in for nothing," Marco said. "Just tell them we're Animorphs." "Tell them we're what?" Rachel asked. "Idiot teenagers with a death wish," Marco said. "Animorphs." I tried the word out. It sounded okay.

Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it!

One is always willfully absurd.... If one does not say silly things with a purpose, then he is merely an idiot.

Oh, I love London Society! It is entirely composed now of beautiful idiots and brilliant lunatics. Just what Society should be.

One can't help but marvel at the variety of ways that women had devised to make us look like flaming idiots.

One knows one's madnesses, by and large. By and large the knowledge is vacuous. The notion of naming the beast to conquer it is the idiot optimism of psychotherapy.

Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day.

One of the most visible effects of a child's presence in the household is to turn the worthy parents into complete idiots when, without him, they would perhaps have remained mere imbeciles.

People are such idiots. As if there's something wrong with being in love.

Polite diseases make some idiots vain, Which, if unfortunately well, they feign.

One of the Great Rules of Economics According to John Green If you are rich, you have to be an idiot not to stay rich. And if you are poor, you have to be really smart to get rich.

Only idiots die for an idea! Life is greater and infinitely more valuable than all the ideas!

Only idiots refuse to change their minds.

Our band will never change , we will always be 5 singing idiots .

Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.

Paradise is full of idiots who believe it exists

She really did like me, the idiot.

Silverstream: You idiot!!! What are you doing in my territory??? Graystripe:...Drowning? Silverstream: Can't you do that in your own territory? Graystripe: Ah, but who would rescue me there?

[quoting someone else] the American constitution is a document designed by geniuses to be eventually interpreted by idiots

Someday they may cure MS, that idiot thing. It gets in there and they can't get it out.

Solemnity is the shield of idiots

Sometimes if something scares me, I lean right into it . I’m not a brave person— I’m more of a fearless idiot.

Sometimes it will be for more money than I've ever been offered before. I mean, am I an idiot again for not doing that?

Sometimes the world seems like a big hole. You spend all your life shouting down it and all you hear are echoes of some idiot yelling nonsense down a hole.

Somewhere out there was a village I'd deprived of it's idiot.

Take care not to step on the foot of a learned idiot. His bite is incurable.

That pompous phrase (graphic novel) was thought up by some idiot in the marketing department of DC. I prefer to call them Big Expensive Comics.

The 100% American is 99% idiot.

The biggest idiot you will meet in life will be the person that thinks they know it all.

The canvas has an idiotic stare and mesmerises some painters so much that they turn into idiots themselves.

She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?

She crushed it, telling herself she was going to add Big in front of her Idiot tattoo.

Teach you to try marrying me, you idiot!

Television bosses should stop insulting the public's intelligence by assuming we are all idiots.

The challenge is to resist circumstances. Any idiot can be happy in a happy place, but moral courage is required to be happy in a hellhole.

The fight is no longer between the classes or between rich and poor but between the idiots and the eco-conscious.

The hallmark of an authoritarian idiot is yelling TERRORIST-LOVER! at anyone questioning the definition of Terrorist.

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

The idiot willingness to choose sides is what feeds the abattoir of history.

The last Bollywood movie I watched was 3 Idiots that featured Aamir Khan in it. It was impressive!