Best 353 quotes in «idiot quotes» category

There is nothing that impairs a man's sexual performance quicker than any suggestion that he's not doing it right ('Not there, you idiot!').

There was no such thing as luck.  Luck was a word idiots used to explain the consequences of their own rashness, and selfishness, and stupidity.  More often than not bad luck meant bad plans.

There's an expression in Yiddish, which is "der gelernte naar" - a "learned fool." You can know a great deal, you can have a Ph.D., and you can still be a total idiot.

There's obviously nothing wrong with selling your art - only an idiot with a trust fund would tell you otherwise. But it's confusing to know how far you should take it.

The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.

The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life.

The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence.

There's a lot of us idiot actors that get tattoos and they cover them with makeup when you do a film.

The ultimate trick is to convince, persuade. Every single person out there is an idiot, but collectively they're a genius.

The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can't even tell who is who.

The way the Democrats try to dispirit everybody and impugn people is basically insult their intelligence. If you're not Democrat, if you're not liberal, you're an idiot. You're kook. Something's wrong with you.

The world's best swordsman doesn't fear the second best; he fears the worst swordsman, because he can't predict what the idiot will do.

They weren’t idiots, but I attracted trouble that just begged me to beat it into submission.

Things which any idiot could write usually have the quality of having been written by an idiot.

They were snobs or idiots or both...yet she was inexplicably crushed by their coldness.

Those who understand history are condemned to watch other idiots repeat it.

The truth is that I'm an idiot. I am. I don't do things by the rules sometimes. I say things that I probably shouldn't say. I push buttons. I deserve to be made fun of. And I feel like, as soon as you can make fun of something, it instantly removes the fear.

To be looked upon as a fool by an idiot is a true connoisseur's delight.

To be a good actor, you have to be very smart. But to be a great actor, you also have to have a streak of, 'I'm an idiot, a complete lunatic.'

Very well. I shall try to think like an idiot.

To hold power has always meant to manipulate idiots and circumstances; and those circumstances and those idiots, tossed together, bring about those coincidences to which even the greatest men confess they owe most of their fame

To make a poem, take one newspaper, one pair of scissors, snip the words one by one and put them in a bag. Shake gently, draw them out at random, and copy them conscientiously... DADA est mort. DADA est idiot. Vive DADA!

We are each an army of one. March forward with your army, never let go of your future and never listen to idiots who tell you ‘no.’

We are not joining the coalition of the idiots. We are joining the coalition of the wise.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

We have no higher life that is really apart from other people. It is by imagining them that our personality is built up; to be without the power of imagining them is to be a low-grade idiot.

What a relief it was to discover that I wasnt realy an idiot! I simply had a learning disability.

Twelve experts gathered in one room equal one big idiot.

We are talking about a major change in reality that has to come about, ... We are not idiots. If it turns out that this situation where there is no partner (in peace) remains the same, then we will know what to do.

We’re all born idiots, and we only get over that condition as we get less young.

What do you take me for, an idiot?

We thank God that our enemies are idiots.

Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble.

When enough people agree on something, I'd be an idiot, if I didn't listen.

Whenever I want to represent or depict the official version, I will refer to them as 'mathematicians' or 'mathematical physicists' or idiots or something like that. There are no physicists in mainstream 'Physics.' From Newton to Einstein to Hawking, they are all just mathematicians as far as Science and Physics are concerned.

When I talk to idiots, I get loud!

What do they do for a village idiot when you're here?

When I was younger, my parents used to say, "Trust us on this. We have more experience than you." And I was like, "Shut up, you don't know anything!" But I was an idiot. They did know more stuff because they'd experienced more things.

When something is made idiot proof, they will just make better idiots.

When the sage points at the moon, all that the idiot sees is the finger.

When you can't smoke, if you stand and stare out of the window on your own, you're an antisocial, friendless idiot. If you stand and stare out of the window on your own with a cigarette, you're a philosopher.

Who was the blundering idiot who said 'fine words butter no parsnips'? Half the parsnips of society are served and rendered palatable with no other sauce.

Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

Why must love always be accompanied--sooner or later--by sorrow and pain? Why not? Because pure bliss is for pure idiots.

Yes, you are,” Chubs agreed. “But you’re our idiot, so be more careful next time.” “Cosigned,” Liam said, hooking his fingers over mine on top of the armrest.

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

While Time, The endless idiot, runs screaming round the world.

Yeah, I’m thinking it’s a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let’s call it a meese. Like geese, only with morons. (Caleb)

You don't have to think exactly like me. When people go, "I don't agree with everything you say," you know what, if you agree with everything anyone says, you're an idiot.

You can't really dance properly to James Brown. If you dance to James Brown, you look like an idiot. There's a lot of jerking.