Best 353 quotes in «idiot quotes» category

Las Vegas turns women into men and men into idiots.

Lawrence immediately saw that it was a trick question. You would have to be some kind of idiot to make the facile assumption that the current would add or subtract 5 miles per hour to or from the speed of the boat.

Led Zeppelin is just a bunch of stupid idiots who wrote cool riffs.

Let us be dreamers, thinkers, speculative philosophers, or as our spouses would have it: Idiots

Life is too short to fight every idiot along your way.

Man the lifeboats. The idiots are winning.

Lot of folks like to mock dumb history, and pretend it's just a few idiots. Isn't. It's the country.

LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women.

Magicians are definitely more arrogant. They're kind of like "Abra Kadabra, you're an idiot," they don't let you in on the joke. Comedians, you're always in on the joke unless it's Andy Kaufman.

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

Men. <...> They're idiots. It's like they all take a vow of stupidity or something.

Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory?

Misery loves another idiot with a jukebox where his soul should be.

No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.

More idiots should just shut their mouths.

Newt Gingrich is an idiot of great renown... There's something so hopelessly gross and vile about him it's hard to take him seriously.

Nobody can be happy. You could have moments of happiness, moments of joy. But life is very difficult. Unless you're a total idiot. Then you can be happy.

My father liked me, when I wasna being an idiot. And he loved me, too -- enough to beat the daylights out of me when I was being an idiot. Jamie Fraser

Nature's lay idiot, I taught thee to love.

Nigel Farage and Sean Hannity is like a super group of idiots.

Nobody cares if you're an idiot, as long as you're a useful one.

Of course I know our economic growth can't match our population growth so of course I know we'll all get poorer until we get that number down - don't tell me, tell the other idiots!

Nothing is more intimidating than an idiotic grin worn by a manifest non-idiot.

Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful.

Obviously you have to make a profit to put out a newspaper. I'm not an idiot. But when the margins are in excess of 25 per cent you're talking about greed.

Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it!

Oh, I'm sure we could talk them into letting us in for nothing," Marco said. "Just tell them we're Animorphs." "Tell them we're what?" Rachel asked. "Idiot teenagers with a death wish," Marco said. "Animorphs." I tried the word out. It sounded okay.

Oh, I love London Society! It is entirely composed now of beautiful idiots and brilliant lunatics. Just what Society should be.

One of the most visible effects of a child's presence in the household is to turn the worthy parents into complete idiots when, without him, they would perhaps have remained mere imbeciles.

One knows one's madnesses, by and large. By and large the knowledge is vacuous. The notion of naming the beast to conquer it is the idiot optimism of psychotherapy.

One can't help but marvel at the variety of ways that women had devised to make us look like flaming idiots.

One is always willfully absurd.... If one does not say silly things with a purpose, then he is merely an idiot.

One of the Great Rules of Economics According to John Green If you are rich, you have to be an idiot not to stay rich. And if you are poor, you have to be really smart to get rich.

Only idiots die for an idea! Life is greater and infinitely more valuable than all the ideas!

Only idiots refuse to change their minds.

Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day.

Our band will never change , we will always be 5 singing idiots .

Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.

Paradise is full of idiots who believe it exists

[quoting someone else] the American constitution is a document designed by geniuses to be eventually interpreted by idiots

People are such idiots. As if there's something wrong with being in love.

Polite diseases make some idiots vain, Which, if unfortunately well, they feign.

Silverstream: You idiot!!! What are you doing in my territory??? Graystripe:...Drowning? Silverstream: Can't you do that in your own territory? Graystripe: Ah, but who would rescue me there?

She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?

She crushed it, telling herself she was going to add Big in front of her Idiot tattoo.

She really did like me, the idiot.

Sometimes it will be for more money than I've ever been offered before. I mean, am I an idiot again for not doing that?

Sometimes if something scares me, I lean right into it . I’m not a brave person— I’m more of a fearless idiot.

Solemnity is the shield of idiots

Someday they may cure MS, that idiot thing. It gets in there and they can't get it out.