Best 353 quotes in «idiot quotes» category

I like using snapshot cameras because they're idiot-proof. I have bad eyesight, and I'm no good at focusing big cameras.

I literally feel pity for a lot of the stupid idiots that I have to deal with.

I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.

I love [Nikolai] Gogol's great eye for idiot behavior. Gogol said that life is so tragic, so stupendously sad that we'd better laugh a lot and enjoy ourselves. You either get a sense of humor going or you go under.

I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.

Imagine, if you will, that I am an idiot. Then, imagine that I am also a Congressman. But, alas, I repeat myself.

I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.

I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?

I'm comparing Americans to international peers in terms of GDP, educational system - the sort of benchmarks we used to designate a so-called developed society. In that sense, we are outliers. Are we suckers? Yes, but it's not just that. That puts too fine a point on what I am saying. We're not idiots and victims. It's about us as a people, compared with, say, Canadians, believing whatever we believe because, well, we're Americans, we feel this way without regard for what scholars and scientists say.

I'm not afraid to look like an idiot on TV.

I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.

I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!

I'm not limited to categories or genres. Anything human beings come up with fascinates me. If a three-legged idiot like me can dance to it, then that's all well and fine.

I'm not terribly happy about rock and roll. Certain rock music is uninspiring, numbing; it makes you feel like an idiot.

In your lifetime, at what point do you stop being an idiot? I'm 24. Enough is enough!

I'm surrounded by friends and family who are not that impressed by celebrity. They don't have any problem telling me I'm acting like an idiot or I'm not that funny.

Intergenerational support is crucial. I feel like generations give up on each other. If you're Gen Z, you're like, "Gen X is never gonna get it." If you're Gen X, you're like, "Those Millennials are such idiots.

I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy?

Independent thinkers are usually geniuses or idiots and at times it's hard to tell which.

I never invite idiots to my house.

In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it.

I post probably 5 to 10 times a day in my forum. I have a forum directly related to my blog where I will write my blog and people will disagree with me and call me an idiot so then I will say this is why I wrote that and blah, blah, blah. I spend a lot of time online.

I played Winnie the Pooh in first grade. I was an early adopter of standing in front of people and looking like an idiot.

I really love idiot, enlightened characters - these characters who fail to engage with the drama of their immediate circumstances; they fail to be reactive and enrolled by drama as it happens around them.

It's wonderful to be hated by idiots.

I say on the air all time, "if you take what I say as gospel, you're an idiot.

It came up after doing St. Jimmy on Broadway for American Idiot. I loved acting, and so I just kept my options open.

I thought Christians were walking idiots.

I tried to be all intellectual and erudite and with others I'd just swear and curse and be an idiot. And suddenly, when they're all in one space, I don't know who I am.

It's hard to hate my prep team. They're such total idiots." - Katniss.

I swear the sparrows called us ten kinds of idiot when we did it.

It always shocked me how you could understand so many things and be such a complete idiot about so many others.

I think I liked you better when you were a raging idiot.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot.

It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't funny. It makes me crazy. I find it disgusting and offensive every time.

I used to think my father was an idiot, until I turned twenty-one... Then I thought he was a genus.

I used to be treated like an idiot, now I'm treated like an idiot savant.

I've always enjoyed Twitter. I enjoy it a lot less now that I'm in WWE, I'll be honest. Because the number of idiots that have access to you is exponentially more. I feel like people shouldn't be able to tweet whatever they want without consequences.

I've always watched actors on the red carpet getting drunk and making idiots of themselves and now I'm happy to join their ranks

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

I've been an idiot to think that real life could have a happy ending

I've had moments where I've met people who were complete, like, idiots, who could not understand visual culture to save their lives.

I’ve never had any objection to appearing depraved or villainous. But I draw the line at looking like a prize idiot.

I wasn't made to take orders. My grandmother used to tell me: 'Laws are for idiots.' She was right.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women.

I was such a screwup when I got to the big leagues. I was a total idiot.

I would tell myself that I was about to address the largest mass assembly of idiots ever gathered in the history of mankind.

Las Vegas turns women into men and men into idiots.

Led Zeppelin is just a bunch of stupid idiots who wrote cool riffs.