Best 353 quotes in «idiot quotes» category

The fight is no longer between the classes or between rich and poor but between the idiots and the eco-conscious.

The hallmark of an authoritarian idiot is yelling TERRORIST-LOVER! at anyone questioning the definition of Terrorist.

The idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone, All centuries but this, and every country but his own.

The last Bollywood movie I watched was 3 Idiots that featured Aamir Khan in it. It was impressive!

The idiot willingness to choose sides is what feeds the abattoir of history.

The NFL, like life, is full of idiots.

The literary gift is a mere accident - is as often bestowed on idiots who have nothing to say worth hearing as it is denied to strenuous sages.

The last level of metaphor in the Alice books is this: that life, viewed rationally and without illusion, appears to be a nonsense tale told by an idiot mathematician.

The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.

There is nothing that impairs a man's sexual performance quicker than any suggestion that he's not doing it right ('Not there, you idiot!').

The problem is that you cannot prove yourself against someone who is much weaker than yourself. They are in a lose/lose situation. If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent then you are a scoundrel... if you let him kill you, then you are an idiot. So here is a dilemma which others have suffered before us, and for which as far as I can see there is simply no escape.

There is luck in chess. My opponent was lucky that he was playing against an idiot.

There are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster.

There are two types of paparazzi. The ones who hide who get you with your mouth hanging wide open or jumping up and down like an idiot on the street. I much prefer them to the ones who come out and follow you.

There is no ´Complete Idiots Guide to Creationism,´ but perhaps one is not needed.

There's a lot of us idiot actors that get tattoos and they cover them with makeup when you do a film.

There's an expression in Yiddish, which is "der gelernte naar" - a "learned fool." You can know a great deal, you can have a Ph.D., and you can still be a total idiot.

The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life.

There's obviously nothing wrong with selling your art - only an idiot with a trust fund would tell you otherwise. But it's confusing to know how far you should take it.

There was no such thing as luck.  Luck was a word idiots used to explain the consequences of their own rashness, and selfishness, and stupidity.  More often than not bad luck meant bad plans.

The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence.

The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.

Those who understand history are condemned to watch other idiots repeat it.

The way the Democrats try to dispirit everybody and impugn people is basically insult their intelligence. If you're not Democrat, if you're not liberal, you're an idiot. You're kook. Something's wrong with you.

The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can't even tell who is who.

They weren’t idiots, but I attracted trouble that just begged me to beat it into submission.

The truth is that I'm an idiot. I am. I don't do things by the rules sometimes. I say things that I probably shouldn't say. I push buttons. I deserve to be made fun of. And I feel like, as soon as you can make fun of something, it instantly removes the fear.

The ultimate trick is to convince, persuade. Every single person out there is an idiot, but collectively they're a genius.

The world's best swordsman doesn't fear the second best; he fears the worst swordsman, because he can't predict what the idiot will do.

They were snobs or idiots or both...yet she was inexplicably crushed by their coldness.

Things which any idiot could write usually have the quality of having been written by an idiot.

To be a good actor, you have to be very smart. But to be a great actor, you also have to have a streak of, 'I'm an idiot, a complete lunatic.'

To be looked upon as a fool by an idiot is a true connoisseur's delight.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

To hold power has always meant to manipulate idiots and circumstances; and those circumstances and those idiots, tossed together, bring about those coincidences to which even the greatest men confess they owe most of their fame

To make a poem, take one newspaper, one pair of scissors, snip the words one by one and put them in a bag. Shake gently, draw them out at random, and copy them conscientiously... DADA est mort. DADA est idiot. Vive DADA!

Twelve experts gathered in one room equal one big idiot.

Very well. I shall try to think like an idiot.

We’re all born idiots, and we only get over that condition as we get less young.

We are not joining the coalition of the idiots. We are joining the coalition of the wise.

We are talking about a major change in reality that has to come about, ... We are not idiots. If it turns out that this situation where there is no partner (in peace) remains the same, then we will know what to do.

We have no higher life that is really apart from other people. It is by imagining them that our personality is built up; to be without the power of imagining them is to be a low-grade idiot.

We are each an army of one. March forward with your army, never let go of your future and never listen to idiots who tell you ‘no.’

We thank God that our enemies are idiots.

What a relief it was to discover that I wasnt realy an idiot! I simply had a learning disability.

What do they do for a village idiot when you're here?

Whenever I want to represent or depict the official version, I will refer to them as 'mathematicians' or 'mathematical physicists' or idiots or something like that. There are no physicists in mainstream 'Physics.' From Newton to Einstein to Hawking, they are all just mathematicians as far as Science and Physics are concerned.

What do you take me for, an idiot?

When enough people agree on something, I'd be an idiot, if I didn't listen.

Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble.