Best 353 quotes in «idiot quotes» category

I had to learn how to drive a cement truck because there is a whole car chase with cement trucks, so I had to learn how to drive a cement truck. I don't like these things, but I'm not an idiot. I can do it.

I have always felt comfortable tapping into my inner idiot.

I have always loved David Bowie. When he began to experiment with pop music in the 80's, I really thought there was a really fascinating reverence for it. A lot of people looked at pop music as just idiot music, or dance music, and with this he was giving it a lot of respect.

I have a theory that among the large Western companies (mostly American) the higher an executive is promoted, the more wisdom is lost and by the time he or she reaches the top becomes a complete idiot. Certainly they do not deserve the outrageous salary.

I have this idiot name tag which says 'controversial.'

I have worked with some horrible idiots in my life. You learn the pattern of how architects work and the thing is not to fight it. Just to be very quiet, let them get on with it and let them really mess it up.

I just loved playing a man who was unafraid of making an idiot of himself in the process of falling in love. I found that admirable.

I know at times I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot, but I like that person.

I just love this idea of using, especially in terms of food, using that common sense. If you follow that - it's hard to talk about it without sounding like some New Age idiot, which I think is a bit unfair - but, if you do follow that natural cycle, you will inevitably eat better, cheaper, and much, much, much, much healthier.

I just wanted to make sure that what I write is what appears on screen, to not have some idiot change it on its way to the screen.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

I know generals who disagree with [Barack] Obama, but I don't think these people are idiots or been reduced to rubble.

I literally feel pity for a lot of the stupid idiots that I have to deal with.

I like using snapshot cameras because they're idiot-proof. I have bad eyesight, and I'm no good at focusing big cameras.

I love [Nikolai] Gogol's great eye for idiot behavior. Gogol said that life is so tragic, so stupendously sad that we'd better laugh a lot and enjoy ourselves. You either get a sense of humor going or you go under.

I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.

Imagine, if you will, that I am an idiot. Then, imagine that I am also a Congressman. But, alas, I repeat myself.

I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.

I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.

I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.

I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!

I'm comparing Americans to international peers in terms of GDP, educational system - the sort of benchmarks we used to designate a so-called developed society. In that sense, we are outliers. Are we suckers? Yes, but it's not just that. That puts too fine a point on what I am saying. We're not idiots and victims. It's about us as a people, compared with, say, Canadians, believing whatever we believe because, well, we're Americans, we feel this way without regard for what scholars and scientists say.

I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?

I'm not afraid to look like an idiot on TV.

I'm not limited to categories or genres. Anything human beings come up with fascinates me. If a three-legged idiot like me can dance to it, then that's all well and fine.

I'm not terribly happy about rock and roll. Certain rock music is uninspiring, numbing; it makes you feel like an idiot.

I never invite idiots to my house.

I'm surrounded by friends and family who are not that impressed by celebrity. They don't have any problem telling me I'm acting like an idiot or I'm not that funny.

Independent thinkers are usually geniuses or idiots and at times it's hard to tell which.

Intergenerational support is crucial. I feel like generations give up on each other. If you're Gen Z, you're like, "Gen X is never gonna get it." If you're Gen X, you're like, "Those Millennials are such idiots.

It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't funny. It makes me crazy. I find it disgusting and offensive every time.

In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it.

In your lifetime, at what point do you stop being an idiot? I'm 24. Enough is enough!

I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy?

I played Winnie the Pooh in first grade. I was an early adopter of standing in front of people and looking like an idiot.

I post probably 5 to 10 times a day in my forum. I have a forum directly related to my blog where I will write my blog and people will disagree with me and call me an idiot so then I will say this is why I wrote that and blah, blah, blah. I spend a lot of time online.

I really love idiot, enlightened characters - these characters who fail to engage with the drama of their immediate circumstances; they fail to be reactive and enrolled by drama as it happens around them.

I say on the air all time, "if you take what I say as gospel, you're an idiot.

I swear the sparrows called us ten kinds of idiot when we did it.

It always shocked me how you could understand so many things and be such a complete idiot about so many others.

It came up after doing St. Jimmy on Broadway for American Idiot. I loved acting, and so I just kept my options open.

I think I liked you better when you were a raging idiot.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot.

I thought Christians were walking idiots.

I tried to be all intellectual and erudite and with others I'd just swear and curse and be an idiot. And suddenly, when they're all in one space, I don't know who I am.

It's hard to hate my prep team. They're such total idiots." - Katniss.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

It's wonderful to be hated by idiots.

I used to be treated like an idiot, now I'm treated like an idiot savant.

I used to think my father was an idiot, until I turned twenty-one... Then I thought he was a genus.