Best 353 quotes in «idiot quotes» category

What sad, short lives humans live! Each life a short pamphlet written by an idiot! Tut-tut, and all that.

When somebody asks me: "do you think I am an idiot?" My answer always is, "of course, you are. You wouldn't need to ask me if you weren't one.

You're such a sucker for sweet talk that you'd lie with every scumbag who comes your way.

When your madness is creative and necessary, people will not notice the fact that you are crazy.

Which is when I decided I would never love anyone again because you just felt like an idiot when you put love out there and it didn't come back your way.

Without a response, I just stand there like an idiot. Like she just slapped my brain out of my skull and I can’t think.

Yes, failure is part of the mix, he says, but it is a means, not an end. If you fail repeatedly, and in the same manner, you're an idiot, not a genius.

After 50 years of television, there's no other conclusion the aliens could draw, but that most humans are neurotic, death-hungry, dysfunctional idiots.

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.

All magic is 'Here’s a quarter, now it’s gone. You’re a jerk. Now it’s back. You’re an idiot. Show’s over.'

A lot of movies treat kids like idiots.

And then he thought: Is this how idiots rationalize their stupidity to themselves?

Anybody who's against birth control and abortion has to be a criminal idiot.

Any Idiot can point out a problem .... A leader is willing to do something about it! Leaders solve problems!

Any idiot, especially one who is prepared to die, who has a gun, can start shooting up people.

Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn't.

A left-wing idiot is as dangerous as a right-wing idiot.

Almost everybody is born a genius and buried an idiot.

Am I odd?Is there something wrong with me,like Mrs.Tifton Said?" Skye knelt down on the wet grass and looked straight into Batty's eyes. "No you stupid idiot,there's nothing wrong. with you.

Any artist who goes to Las Vegas is an idiot as far as I am concerned. Whoever goes to Las Vegas can stay in Las Vegas.

Any idiot can stand in front of a target," I say. "It doesn't prove anything except that you're bullying us. Which, as I recall is a sign of cowardice" "Then it should be easy for you," Eric sys. "If you're willing ot take his place.

A person who doesn't learn from the past is an idiot, in my estimation.

A plague on eminence! I hardly dare cross the street any more without a convoy, and I am stared at wherever I go like an idiot member of a royal family or an animal in a zoo; and zoo animals have been known to die from stares.

Any idiot can make money. Keeping money, very few can do.

Baseball is a game played by idiots for morons.

A straw enables you to drink without using your wrist. A straw is your friend - until you lose eye contact with the straw. Then it will betray you and make you look like an idiot.

At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable; to be an American abroad is to make others miserable.

At what point do the people tell the politicians to go to hell? At what point do they get off the couch, march down to their state legislator’s house, pull him outside, and beat him to a bloody pulp for being an idiot?

A village somewhere was missing it's idiot.

Are you an idiot, or an idiot?' Gargarin hissed. 'The first one. I really resent being called the second.

Atheists sometimes come across as a bit arrogant in this regard, and characterizing faith as something only an idiot would attach themselves to.

At times, I come across as crude or crass, that irritates you when I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot at times. But I like to be that person. I like to show you all that person because that's who you come to see.

A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.

Basically this is what you want - a high performance machine that idiots can run.

Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.

Better Than You island doesn't exist. And if it does it's full of idiots, looking over their shoulder for the next idiot to arrive.

Better to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than speak up and confirm it.

Being dyslexic, I was told that I was an idiot all the time.

Boys turns girls into such idiots.

Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot.

Clearly," said Arthur,"you're an idiot- but you're our kind of idiot. Come on.

Buffett, when he gave away his money, referenced Carnegie. He quoted from Carnegie. When he said, "The man who dies rich dies disgraced," in the 1880s, his fellow millionaires looked on him like he was a lunatic, you know, an idiot, a mad man.

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

Clip your year-end column and put it away for 10 years. See if you don’t feel like an idiot when you reread it.

Coming to the end of a long shot is brutal so when it's just me, if I mess up I can be like "Sorry. I'm an idiot. Let's go again".

Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying a list just to keep track of 'em all!

Direction is the most invisible part of the theatrical art. It's not like the conductor in the symphony orchestra performance because he's standing in front of you waiving his arms. You now what he's doing. You don't know what the director is doing unless you know a lot about theater and even then you can only deduce it. You know it when you go to rehearsal. You really know it when they are rehearsing something of yours. I learned more in the rehearsals for The Letter than I have ever dreamed of know in the theater as a critic. If it doesn't make me a better critic, I'm an idiot.

Day 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot.

Dazed, Nick nodded, then looked to Caleb. “I’m such an effing idiot.” “We knew that,” he said drily. “We definitely didn’t have to throw you into a coma for that little-known nugget.

Did you know I have always suspected that men were idiots," Daphne ground out, "but I was never positive until today.