Best 353 quotes in «idiot quotes» category

After 50 years of television, there's no other conclusion the aliens could draw, but that most humans are neurotic, death-hungry, dysfunctional idiots.

Almost everybody is born a genius and buried an idiot.

All magic is 'Here’s a quarter, now it’s gone. You’re a jerk. Now it’s back. You’re an idiot. Show’s over.'

A left-wing idiot is as dangerous as a right-wing idiot.

A lot of movies treat kids like idiots.

Am I odd?Is there something wrong with me,like Mrs.Tifton Said?" Skye knelt down on the wet grass and looked straight into Batty's eyes. "No you stupid idiot,there's nothing wrong. with you.

Any Idiot can point out a problem .... A leader is willing to do something about it! Leaders solve problems!

Any artist who goes to Las Vegas is an idiot as far as I am concerned. Whoever goes to Las Vegas can stay in Las Vegas.

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.

Any idiot can make money. Keeping money, very few can do.

And then he thought: Is this how idiots rationalize their stupidity to themselves?

Anybody who's against birth control and abortion has to be a criminal idiot.

Any idiot can stand in front of a target," I say. "It doesn't prove anything except that you're bullying us. Which, as I recall is a sign of cowardice" "Then it should be easy for you," Eric sys. "If you're willing ot take his place.

Any idiot, especially one who is prepared to die, who has a gun, can start shooting up people.

Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn't.

A plague on eminence! I hardly dare cross the street any more without a convoy, and I am stared at wherever I go like an idiot member of a royal family or an animal in a zoo; and zoo animals have been known to die from stares.

A person who doesn't learn from the past is an idiot, in my estimation.

A straw enables you to drink without using your wrist. A straw is your friend - until you lose eye contact with the straw. Then it will betray you and make you look like an idiot.

Are you an idiot, or an idiot?' Gargarin hissed. 'The first one. I really resent being called the second.

A village somewhere was missing it's idiot.

Atheists sometimes come across as a bit arrogant in this regard, and characterizing faith as something only an idiot would attach themselves to.

At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable; to be an American abroad is to make others miserable.

At what point do the people tell the politicians to go to hell? At what point do they get off the couch, march down to their state legislator’s house, pull him outside, and beat him to a bloody pulp for being an idiot?

At times, I come across as crude or crass, that irritates you when I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot at times. But I like to be that person. I like to show you all that person because that's who you come to see.

A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.

Basically this is what you want - a high performance machine that idiots can run.

Baseball is a game played by idiots for morons.

Better Than You island doesn't exist. And if it does it's full of idiots, looking over their shoulder for the next idiot to arrive.

Better to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than speak up and confirm it.

Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.

Being dyslexic, I was told that I was an idiot all the time.

Clearly," said Arthur,"you're an idiot- but you're our kind of idiot. Come on.

Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot.

Boys turns girls into such idiots.

Buffett, when he gave away his money, referenced Carnegie. He quoted from Carnegie. When he said, "The man who dies rich dies disgraced," in the 1880s, his fellow millionaires looked on him like he was a lunatic, you know, an idiot, a mad man.

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

Clip your year-end column and put it away for 10 years. See if you don’t feel like an idiot when you reread it.

Day 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot.

Coming to the end of a long shot is brutal so when it's just me, if I mess up I can be like "Sorry. I'm an idiot. Let's go again".

Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying a list just to keep track of 'em all!

Dazed, Nick nodded, then looked to Caleb. “I’m such an effing idiot.” “We knew that,” he said drily. “We definitely didn’t have to throw you into a coma for that little-known nugget.

Don't let the idiots that like to bring you down, succeed in discouraging you. I let it get to me a while ago, and let me tell you, it feels SO good to come up under it!

Does it scare me, driving into nothing at 300kph? - Of course it does - I'm not an idiot.

Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.

Don't let the idiots ruin your day.

Did you know I have always suspected that men were idiots," Daphne ground out, "but I was never positive until today.

Direction is the most invisible part of the theatrical art. It's not like the conductor in the symphony orchestra performance because he's standing in front of you waiving his arms. You now what he's doing. You don't know what the director is doing unless you know a lot about theater and even then you can only deduce it. You know it when you go to rehearsal. You really know it when they are rehearsing something of yours. I learned more in the rehearsals for The Letter than I have ever dreamed of know in the theater as a critic. If it doesn't make me a better critic, I'm an idiot.

Do not be intimidated by a smart person. It is easier to debate a smart person than to argue with an idiot.

Empathize with stupidity and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot.

Fear has no brains; it is an idiot. The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated.