Best 353 quotes in «idiot quotes» category

I’ve never had any objection to appearing depraved or villainous. But I draw the line at looking like a prize idiot.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

I would have been a lot better off if I’d studied more when I was growing up, y’know. But you know where it all went wrong was the day they started the spelling bee. Because up until that day I was an idiot, but nobody else knew.

I would not for a moment have you suppose that I am one of those idiots who scorns Science, merely because it is always twisting and turning, and sometimes shedding its skin, like the serpent that is [the doctors'] symbol.

I was such a screwup when I got to the big leagues. I was a total idiot.

I wasn't made to take orders. My grandmother used to tell me: 'Laws are for idiots.' She was right.

I would tell myself that I was about to address the largest mass assembly of idiots ever gathered in the history of mankind.

Las Vegas turns women into men and men into idiots.

Led Zeppelin is just a bunch of stupid idiots who wrote cool riffs.

Lawrence immediately saw that it was a trick question. You would have to be some kind of idiot to make the facile assumption that the current would add or subtract 5 miles per hour to or from the speed of the boat.

Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me.

Life is too short to fight every idiot along your way.

Lot of folks like to mock dumb history, and pretend it's just a few idiots. Isn't. It's the country.

LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women.

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

Man the lifeboats. The idiots are winning.

Let us be dreamers, thinkers, speculative philosophers, or as our spouses would have it: Idiots

Magicians are definitely more arrogant. They're kind of like "Abra Kadabra, you're an idiot," they don't let you in on the joke. Comedians, you're always in on the joke unless it's Andy Kaufman.

Misery loves another idiot with a jukebox where his soul should be.

More idiots should just shut their mouths.

My father liked me, when I wasna being an idiot. And he loved me, too -- enough to beat the daylights out of me when I was being an idiot. Jamie Fraser

Men. <...> They're idiots. It's like they all take a vow of stupidity or something.

Nature's lay idiot, I taught thee to love.

Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory?

Nobody can be happy. You could have moments of happiness, moments of joy. But life is very difficult. Unless you're a total idiot. Then you can be happy.

Nobody cares if you're an idiot, as long as you're a useful one.

No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.

Newt Gingrich is an idiot of great renown... There's something so hopelessly gross and vile about him it's hard to take him seriously.

Obviously you have to make a profit to put out a newspaper. I'm not an idiot. But when the margins are in excess of 25 per cent you're talking about greed.

Of course I know our economic growth can't match our population growth so of course I know we'll all get poorer until we get that number down - don't tell me, tell the other idiots!

Nigel Farage and Sean Hannity is like a super group of idiots.

Nothing is more intimidating than an idiotic grin worn by a manifest non-idiot.

Oh, I love London Society! It is entirely composed now of beautiful idiots and brilliant lunatics. Just what Society should be.

Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful.

One can't help but marvel at the variety of ways that women had devised to make us look like flaming idiots.

Oh, I'm sure we could talk them into letting us in for nothing," Marco said. "Just tell them we're Animorphs." "Tell them we're what?" Rachel asked. "Idiot teenagers with a death wish," Marco said. "Animorphs." I tried the word out. It sounded okay.

One is always willfully absurd.... If one does not say silly things with a purpose, then he is merely an idiot.

One knows one's madnesses, by and large. By and large the knowledge is vacuous. The notion of naming the beast to conquer it is the idiot optimism of psychotherapy.

One of the most visible effects of a child's presence in the household is to turn the worthy parents into complete idiots when, without him, they would perhaps have remained mere imbeciles.

Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day.

Only idiots die for an idea! Life is greater and infinitely more valuable than all the ideas!

Only idiots refuse to change their minds.

Our band will never change , we will always be 5 singing idiots .

Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.

Paradise is full of idiots who believe it exists

People are such idiots. As if there's something wrong with being in love.

Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it!

[quoting someone else] the American constitution is a document designed by geniuses to be eventually interpreted by idiots

Polite diseases make some idiots vain, Which, if unfortunately well, they feign.

She really did like me, the idiot.