Best 353 quotes in «idiot quotes» category

She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?

She crushed it, telling herself she was going to add Big in front of her Idiot tattoo.

She really did like me, the idiot.

Silverstream: You idiot!!! What are you doing in my territory??? Graystripe:...Drowning? Silverstream: Can't you do that in your own territory? Graystripe: Ah, but who would rescue me there?

Solemnity is the shield of idiots

Someday they may cure MS, that idiot thing. It gets in there and they can't get it out.

Sometimes if something scares me, I lean right into it . I’m not a brave person— I’m more of a fearless idiot.

Take care not to step on the foot of a learned idiot. His bite is incurable.

Television bosses should stop insulting the public's intelligence by assuming we are all idiots.

Sometimes it will be for more money than I've ever been offered before. I mean, am I an idiot again for not doing that?

Sometimes the world seems like a big hole. You spend all your life shouting down it and all you hear are echoes of some idiot yelling nonsense down a hole.

Somewhere out there was a village I'd deprived of it's idiot.

Teach you to try marrying me, you idiot!

That pompous phrase (graphic novel) was thought up by some idiot in the marketing department of DC. I prefer to call them Big Expensive Comics.

The 100% American is 99% idiot.

The biggest idiot you will meet in life will be the person that thinks they know it all.

The canvas has an idiotic stare and mesmerises some painters so much that they turn into idiots themselves.

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

The fight is no longer between the classes or between rich and poor but between the idiots and the eco-conscious.

The challenge is to resist circumstances. Any idiot can be happy in a happy place, but moral courage is required to be happy in a hellhole.

The hallmark of an authoritarian idiot is yelling TERRORIST-LOVER! at anyone questioning the definition of Terrorist.

The idiot willingness to choose sides is what feeds the abattoir of history.

The idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone, All centuries but this, and every country but his own.

The literary gift is a mere accident - is as often bestowed on idiots who have nothing to say worth hearing as it is denied to strenuous sages.

The last level of metaphor in the Alice books is this: that life, viewed rationally and without illusion, appears to be a nonsense tale told by an idiot mathematician.

The NFL, like life, is full of idiots.

There are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster.

The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.

The problem is that you cannot prove yourself against someone who is much weaker than yourself. They are in a lose/lose situation. If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent then you are a scoundrel... if you let him kill you, then you are an idiot. So here is a dilemma which others have suffered before us, and for which as far as I can see there is simply no escape.

There are two types of paparazzi. The ones who hide who get you with your mouth hanging wide open or jumping up and down like an idiot on the street. I much prefer them to the ones who come out and follow you.

There is luck in chess. My opponent was lucky that he was playing against an idiot.

There is no ´Complete Idiots Guide to Creationism,´ but perhaps one is not needed.

There was no such thing as luck.  Luck was a word idiots used to explain the consequences of their own rashness, and selfishness, and stupidity.  More often than not bad luck meant bad plans.

The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life.

The last Bollywood movie I watched was 3 Idiots that featured Aamir Khan in it. It was impressive!

There is nothing that impairs a man's sexual performance quicker than any suggestion that he's not doing it right ('Not there, you idiot!').

There's a lot of us idiot actors that get tattoos and they cover them with makeup when you do a film.

There's an expression in Yiddish, which is "der gelernte naar" - a "learned fool." You can know a great deal, you can have a Ph.D., and you can still be a total idiot.

The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.

The truth is that I'm an idiot. I am. I don't do things by the rules sometimes. I say things that I probably shouldn't say. I push buttons. I deserve to be made fun of. And I feel like, as soon as you can make fun of something, it instantly removes the fear.

The ultimate trick is to convince, persuade. Every single person out there is an idiot, but collectively they're a genius.

There's obviously nothing wrong with selling your art - only an idiot with a trust fund would tell you otherwise. But it's confusing to know how far you should take it.

The way the Democrats try to dispirit everybody and impugn people is basically insult their intelligence. If you're not Democrat, if you're not liberal, you're an idiot. You're kook. Something's wrong with you.

The world's best swordsman doesn't fear the second best; he fears the worst swordsman, because he can't predict what the idiot will do.

The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can't even tell who is who.

They were snobs or idiots or both...yet she was inexplicably crushed by their coldness.

They weren’t idiots, but I attracted trouble that just begged me to beat it into submission.

The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence.

Those who understand history are condemned to watch other idiots repeat it.

Things which any idiot could write usually have the quality of having been written by an idiot.