Best 516 quotes in «aliens quotes» category

It's been years since any hillbilly has reported getting sodomized by an alien. Did they break up and not tell us?

It's easier to believe in aliens than in gods.

It's hardly surprising that the corporate aliens lie when it comes to the relationship between doing something about climate change and the economy.

It's hilarious, because my guitar has what's known as a tremolo bar or a whammy bar. And the whammy bar is probably the most alien thing on my guitar that could possibly relate to a classical guitar.

It simply doesn't make any sense for us to have illegal aliens in our custody in our courts and then let them go back to living here illegally. That's wrong and we should stop it.

I've learned to relax and be my present age and my present position. I feel comfortable on my mid-thirties. It doesn't seem such an alien place to be.

I was given the freedom to discover my own inclination and talents, to fashion my inmost pleasures and sorrows myself and to regard the future not as an alien higher power but as the hope and product of my own strength.

I've long been against illegal aliens, partly because they distract us from an even bigger threat: real aliens.

I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.

I've never actually seen a Star Trek, but I have seen an Alien movie.

I've never done real sci-fi. I've never played an alien. I've never played some sort of superhero. Which I'd love to do!

I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.

I was an illegal alien for many, many years. I couldn't move. If I moved I could not even get a visa back.

I would say that Futurama: Bender's Big Score requires a lot of concentration to watch. It's a very complicated time-travel story. Part of the joke on that was just that the complexity would be over the top. This one is a more straight-forward science-fiction story, I would say. Alien invasion and people running in terror, that kind of thing, with a slight twist of there being an inappropriate physical relationship with the big octopus monster. We've got a straight-up science-fiction movie.

Mathematically speaking, it seems impossible that there isn't life out our planet. If you flick on the news, it certainly seems like we have aliens among us.

Let no thought pass incognito, and keep your notebook as strictly as the authorities keep their register of aliens.

Mexico doesn't seem alien to Californians.

Most journalists expect me to answer all their questions about aliens and spaceships.

My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are.

My communication with aliens is not verbal - we speak the language of light.

My eyes are so big that, weirdly, I feel like an alien if my eyelashes don't match their intensity. I like to curl my lashes to the point where they're sticking straight up and then put on a ton of mascara!

Much of the material presented in schools strikes students as alien, if not pointless.

NASA is developing space taxis to shuttle astronauts to the International Space Station. And just like New York taxis, they're all going to be driven by aliens.

Of course I believe in aliens. I think it's very egocentric to think that there's nothing else with intelligence in the whole universe.

Of course [I believe in aliens]. Are you so arrogant as to believe we are alone in this universe?

Now some alien force seems to have come and captured the Dodgers. I don't know what happened to my Dodgers.

On my first day in office, I am going to ask Congress to pass Kate`s Law, named for Kate Steinle to ensure that criminal aliens convicted of illegal reentry receive strong mandatory minimum sentences - strong. And then we get them out.

[On her first meeting with he ex-husband, Steven Seagal:] He reminded me of an alien.

On the basis of being a woman, by playing an alien, I avoid playing someone's girlfriend here on Earth because that's a bit of a canker sore.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Our institutions have a potent digestion, and may in time convert and assimilate to good all elements thrown in, however originally alien.

Rick stared at him. "Your brother is an alien." "Yeah, but he's a cute one.

Rick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair.

Our opponent is an alien starship packed with atomic bombs," I said. "We have a protractor.

Perhaps we’ve never been visited by aliens because they have looked upon earth and decided there’s no sign of intelligent life.

Right now, American law bars the admission of aliens suspected of terrorist activity - but not of terrorist sympathies.

Round up and deport two million aliens who committed crimes.

Science fiction made me aware of how big and strange the universe was, leaving aside the whole question of aliens.

Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly.

Some people would say we're already under attack by aliens - not space aliens, but illegal aliens.

So dance music is now pop music. So now, as a dance producer, what do I have to do? So I'm starting to do alien music, because pop is not pop anymore; we need to go alien to be independent.

Sometime I wish the aliens would abduct me and crown me as their leader.

Sci-fi films are the epic films of the day because we can no longer put 10,000 extras in the scene - but we can draw thousands of aliens with computers.

She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species.

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it.

Sometimes I'll read a script and think, "That's not how humans behave," or "I don't understand how to do that and make it seem like I'm not some kind of strange alien or on a sitcom." I don't get it, and when I feel that way, I have to listen to my instinct.

Surreal can be exciting and good, and it can be like living inside an alien landscape, and it can be completely interesting, or you can be alienated from your own life - inside your own life, it doesnt feel familiar any more.

Stop your grinnin and drop your linen

Stop scapegoating immigrants[Stop using] outrageous phrases like 'illegal aliens.'

Terrence, the Roman slave who freed himself with his writings, once observed, "I am a human being. Nothing human is alien to me." That could be the motto of literature!