Best 93 quotes in «jersey quotes» category

Global warming has melted the polar ice caps, raised the levels of the oceans and flooded the earth's great cities. Despite its evident prosperity, New Jersey is scarcely Utopia.

Everyday people don't understand what he did for everybody and anybody who wore a Twins jersey.

I did Jay Leno with Mike the Situation, and he just - he lives, like, ten minutes from me in Jersey. He's like, 'If you ever get a flat, call me. I'll come fix your tire.' That's how we do. That's neighborly, you know?

Gov. Christie says 'New Jersey First.' State-based Isolationism!

Heaven looks a lot like New Jersey.

Hollywood is Newark, New Jersey with palm trees.

I also love horseback riding in New Jersey.

I do belong to Jersey. There's no doubt about that in my mind. They have been so loyal and so good to me, how could I possibly belong any place else?

I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody.

If you're from New Jersey, let people make all those bad jokes about our state. Don't let anyone know how great it is here. It's the best kept secret.

If you look at old football pictures, the jerseys were hanging, the sleeves were dangling, but now everything is tucked and tailored.

If you're in the contracting business in this country, you're suspect. If you're in the contracting business in New Jersey, you're indictable. If you're in the contracting business in New Jersey and are Italian, you're convicted.

I grew up in Queens and New Jersey. I started doing children's theater when I was seven to get out of school because I didn't fit in.

I have a Dominique Wilkins Hawks jersey that I still wear. That's probably my favorite one. What's funny is that I spend all this time collecting jerseys, and now people are out there collecting mine.

I have 23 top players and they are all ready to put on the jersey and work on the pitch and that makes you happy and then you have peace of mind.

I have a very powerful sense of place, but I have a very powerful sense of being a migrant, so it's both. It seems like I'm always leaving my home. That's part of the formula. I love the Dominican Republic. I go back all the time. I love New Jersey. Go back all the time.

I’m a Jersey girl, no one can knock me down

I’m from New Jersey. I was born in toxic sludge.

I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.

I'm from Jersey, so I have a love of T.G.I. Friday's and chain restaurants in general. When you go to a Friday's, it seems like everyone's on ecstasy and way too happy anyway.

I'm from the dirty depths of New Jersey.

I'm in a very close-knit, very, very tight family. My grandmother had 13 kids, so we had a lot of family like 50, 60 grandchildren and we all lived in Jersey, relatively in the same area. So every time there was something, my entire family was there. And I just believed everybody's family was like that.

I'm just this Dominican kid from New Jersey.

I'm Palestinian, I'm disabled, I'm female and I live in New Jersey.

I remember, growing up, if something big - God forbid - happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.

I put all of my time into art because I couldn't go back to Jersey and work at Starbucks.

I was born in Long Branch, New Jersey, and no one had ever taught anybody that young, back in those days.

It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don't slow down for anything.

I used to always pull my jersey out of my pants. Earl Tatum was like that, too. I was just more comfortable. There were no rules then. They didn't make you tuck your jerseys in and it was just comfortable for me.

I had a weird dream the other night that I was on 'Jersey Shore.'

It's great having Bruce Springsteen on my show. We have so much in common! We're both from New Jersey, just from different neighborhoods. Sort of like how Martin Luther King and Margaret Mitchell both came from Atlanta. But from different neighborhoods.

Its the name on the front of the jersey that matters most, not the one on the back.

It was a strike against me that I didn't wear baggy jeans and jerseys and that I never hustled, never sold drugs.

It was tough doing 'Underneath the Lintel' in New Jersey in the wintertime, but rewarding. Those audiences were lively and interactive. On-stage was great, but off-stage was difficult.

I wear whatever makes me comfortable on stage, so that I feel confident. Some days it's a plaid skirt with a button-up and other days it's jeans with a hockey jersey and platforms.

I was raised in rural south Jersey, and there was no culture there. There was a small library, and that was it. There was nothing else.

I was the Secretary of State of New Jersey in November 2000. I paid careful attention to the challenges that stemmed from inadequate voting systems in various places.

Manhattan is a narrow island off the coast of New Jersey devoted to the pursuit of lunch.

Jersey girls have this inner glow that makes them more beautiful than any other girls.

Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race.

I would always wear basketball jerseys and have my hair in a ponytail.

My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci.

My early childhood was spent in Newark, New Jersey, but my family moved to Denver when I was 12.

My dad is a Deadhead, my mom's a Jewish-American princess from Jersey.

New Jersey gives us glue.

My mother took care of us until my father scrammed, and then she ended up working in the small-factory sector of New Jersey with a lot of other immigrants.

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is going to Israel. He's going to be pretty disappointed when he finds out the Gaza Strip isn't a steak.

My folks are in Jersey. And I have a lot of friends and other family there. So, I try to visit as much as possible.

My goal was to make New Jersey's state government a model for all other states to emulate, hopefully thereby to stem, or at least slow down, the flow of power to the federal government.