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    Wait." Clary was suddenly nervous. "The melted metal-it could be, like, toxic or something." Maia snorted. "I'm from New Jersey. I born in toxic sludge.

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    Would a NASA reality show "Lunar Shore" be more popular than "Jersey Shore?" Civilization's future depends on that answer.

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    We're called New Jersey but we're actually the suburbs of New York.

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    What else can you expect from a town thats shut off from the world by the ocean on one side and New Jersey on the other?

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    When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.

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    When I was about 8 or 9, I lived in New Jersey with my mother and we were seven deep in one bedroom and sometimes we didn't have electricity.

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    When I was about 11, 12, we moved to Jersey City. Everywhere I go I'm an outsider.

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    When youre touring and the minute you tell someone that youre from Jersey its the equivalent of telling them you just got out of jail.

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    Never wear pride as the jersey of your dreams. You will miss the goal and lose your dreams if you put on pride!

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    Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey.

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    I'd send a peach pie through the mail but I trust only Jersey peaches and it looks like they don't let them into the city.

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    Agh-uhh!” the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn’t completely cover his multicolored rear.

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    Sports Jerseys: To wear another man’s name on your back is a subconscious slap in the face to who you are. Don’t fantasize about being someone else. Put in the work required to rise to the level of your greatest self.

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    The blame game is already a lost game, so don't attempt dressing up to play it!

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    Por desgracia, él no se conformaba con besarme, siempre quería meterme la mano por debajo del jersey. Yo no se lo permitía porque pensaba que ya había tiempo para eso. Una opinión que él no compartía. Por eso, en una fiesta de confirmandos, metió la mano debajo del jersey de otra, justo delante de mis ojos. Y el mundo que yo conocía acabó en aquel momento.

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    Shetani ana mbinu nyingi za kuwateka wana wa Mungu. Mwanzo sura ya tatu inaonyesha jinsi Hawa alivyoona tunda linang’aa na akazama kwenye tunda pasipokujua kuna mauti ndani yake. Shetani anaangalia kipengele unachokitumia kuchukua maamuzi magumu naye anavaa jezi kama ya kwako ili usimgundue. Roho Mtakatifu akiwa anakuongoza penye hila nafsi yako itakuongoza.

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    Wearing: shorts + a jersey = a visual oxymoron.

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    And then we moved to New Jersey and I went to the Art Students League.

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    All things start in California and spread to New Jersey, then to London and then throughout Europe.

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    Anyone who's grown up or lived on the Jersey Shore knows the place is unique.

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    A new survey indicates that Obama supporters love iPhones. So if you have an iPhone, chances are you are going to be supporting President Obama. In a related story, if you support Governor Chris Christie from New Jersey, chances are you love IHOP.

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    Come with me." "Come with you? To Pandemonium? To the Void? And here I thought that my invitation to summer in New Jersey was the worst I had ever received.

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    Arson is a respected profession among certain subcultures in Jersey, and the good ones don't get caught. The good ones channel lightning and mysterious acts of spontaneous combustion.

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    As I climbed the electoral ladder - from state assemblyman to mayor of Woodbridge and finally to governor of New Jersey - political compromises came easy to me because I'd learned how to keep a part of myself innocent of them.

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    Hollywood is Newark, New Jersey with palm trees.

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    Gov. Christie says 'New Jersey First.' State-based Isolationism!

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    Everyday people don't understand what he did for everybody and anybody who wore a Twins jersey.

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    Global warming has melted the polar ice caps, raised the levels of the oceans and flooded the earth's great cities. Despite its evident prosperity, New Jersey is scarcely Utopia.

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    Heaven looks a lot like New Jersey.

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    I do belong to Jersey. There's no doubt about that in my mind. They have been so loyal and so good to me, how could I possibly belong any place else?

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    I also love horseback riding in New Jersey.

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    I did Jay Leno with Mike the Situation, and he just - he lives, like, ten minutes from me in Jersey. He's like, 'If you ever get a flat, call me. I'll come fix your tire.' That's how we do. That's neighborly, you know?

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    If you look at old football pictures, the jerseys were hanging, the sleeves were dangling, but now everything is tucked and tailored.

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    I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody.

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    I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

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    If you're from New Jersey, let people make all those bad jokes about our state. Don't let anyone know how great it is here. It's the best kept secret.

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    I grew up in Queens and New Jersey. I started doing children's theater when I was seven to get out of school because I didn't fit in.

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    If you're in the contracting business in this country, you're suspect. If you're in the contracting business in New Jersey, you're indictable. If you're in the contracting business in New Jersey and are Italian, you're convicted.

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    I have a Dominique Wilkins Hawks jersey that I still wear. That's probably my favorite one. What's funny is that I spend all this time collecting jerseys, and now people are out there collecting mine.

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    I had a weird dream the other night that I was on 'Jersey Shore.'

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    I have 23 top players and they are all ready to put on the jersey and work on the pitch and that makes you happy and then you have peace of mind.

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    I’m a Jersey girl, no one can knock me down

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    I have a very powerful sense of place, but I have a very powerful sense of being a migrant, so it's both. It seems like I'm always leaving my home. That's part of the formula. I love the Dominican Republic. I go back all the time. I love New Jersey. Go back all the time.

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    I’m from New Jersey. I was born in toxic sludge.

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    I'm from Jersey, so I have a love of T.G.I. Friday's and chain restaurants in general. When you go to a Friday's, it seems like everyone's on ecstasy and way too happy anyway.

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    I'm from the dirty depths of New Jersey.

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    I'm just this Dominican kid from New Jersey.

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    I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.

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    I'm in a very close-knit, very, very tight family. My grandmother had 13 kids, so we had a lot of family like 50, 60 grandchildren and we all lived in Jersey, relatively in the same area. So every time there was something, my entire family was there. And I just believed everybody's family was like that.

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    It's great having Bruce Springsteen on my show. We have so much in common! We're both from New Jersey, just from different neighborhoods. Sort of like how Martin Luther King and Margaret Mitchell both came from Atlanta. But from different neighborhoods.