Best 93 quotes in «jersey quotes» category

Wearing: shorts + a jersey = a visual oxymoron.

The blame game is already a lost game, so don't attempt dressing up to play it!

All things start in California and spread to New Jersey, then to London and then throughout Europe.

A new survey indicates that Obama supporters love iPhones. So if you have an iPhone, chances are you are going to be supporting President Obama. In a related story, if you support Governor Chris Christie from New Jersey, chances are you love IHOP.

Agh-uhh!” the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn’t completely cover his multicolored rear.

And then we moved to New Jersey and I went to the Art Students League.

As I climbed the electoral ladder - from state assemblyman to mayor of Woodbridge and finally to governor of New Jersey - political compromises came easy to me because I'd learned how to keep a part of myself innocent of them.

Anyone who's grown up or lived on the Jersey Shore knows the place is unique.

Arson is a respected profession among certain subcultures in Jersey, and the good ones don't get caught. The good ones channel lightning and mysterious acts of spontaneous combustion.

Global warming has melted the polar ice caps, raised the levels of the oceans and flooded the earth's great cities. Despite its evident prosperity, New Jersey is scarcely Utopia.

Gov. Christie says 'New Jersey First.' State-based Isolationism!

Heaven looks a lot like New Jersey.

Everyday people don't understand what he did for everybody and anybody who wore a Twins jersey.

Come with me." "Come with you? To Pandemonium? To the Void? And here I thought that my invitation to summer in New Jersey was the worst I had ever received.

Hollywood is Newark, New Jersey with palm trees.

I do belong to Jersey. There's no doubt about that in my mind. They have been so loyal and so good to me, how could I possibly belong any place else?

I did Jay Leno with Mike the Situation, and he just - he lives, like, ten minutes from me in Jersey. He's like, 'If you ever get a flat, call me. I'll come fix your tire.' That's how we do. That's neighborly, you know?

I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody.

I also love horseback riding in New Jersey.

If you're in the contracting business in this country, you're suspect. If you're in the contracting business in New Jersey, you're indictable. If you're in the contracting business in New Jersey and are Italian, you're convicted.

If you're from New Jersey, let people make all those bad jokes about our state. Don't let anyone know how great it is here. It's the best kept secret.

I had a weird dream the other night that I was on 'Jersey Shore.'

I grew up in Queens and New Jersey. I started doing children's theater when I was seven to get out of school because I didn't fit in.

I have a Dominique Wilkins Hawks jersey that I still wear. That's probably my favorite one. What's funny is that I spend all this time collecting jerseys, and now people are out there collecting mine.

If you look at old football pictures, the jerseys were hanging, the sleeves were dangling, but now everything is tucked and tailored.

I have 23 top players and they are all ready to put on the jersey and work on the pitch and that makes you happy and then you have peace of mind.

I’m a Jersey girl, no one can knock me down

I have a very powerful sense of place, but I have a very powerful sense of being a migrant, so it's both. It seems like I'm always leaving my home. That's part of the formula. I love the Dominican Republic. I go back all the time. I love New Jersey. Go back all the time.

I’m from New Jersey. I was born in toxic sludge.

I'm from Jersey, so I have a love of T.G.I. Friday's and chain restaurants in general. When you go to a Friday's, it seems like everyone's on ecstasy and way too happy anyway.

I'm from the dirty depths of New Jersey.

I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.

I'm just this Dominican kid from New Jersey.

I'm Palestinian, I'm disabled, I'm female and I live in New Jersey.

I put all of my time into art because I couldn't go back to Jersey and work at Starbucks.

I remember, growing up, if something big - God forbid - happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.

I'm in a very close-knit, very, very tight family. My grandmother had 13 kids, so we had a lot of family like 50, 60 grandchildren and we all lived in Jersey, relatively in the same area. So every time there was something, my entire family was there. And I just believed everybody's family was like that.

Its the name on the front of the jersey that matters most, not the one on the back.

It was tough doing 'Underneath the Lintel' in New Jersey in the wintertime, but rewarding. Those audiences were lively and interactive. On-stage was great, but off-stage was difficult.

It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don't slow down for anything.

It was a strike against me that I didn't wear baggy jeans and jerseys and that I never hustled, never sold drugs.

I was born in Long Branch, New Jersey, and no one had ever taught anybody that young, back in those days.

I used to always pull my jersey out of my pants. Earl Tatum was like that, too. I was just more comfortable. There were no rules then. They didn't make you tuck your jerseys in and it was just comfortable for me.

It's great having Bruce Springsteen on my show. We have so much in common! We're both from New Jersey, just from different neighborhoods. Sort of like how Martin Luther King and Margaret Mitchell both came from Atlanta. But from different neighborhoods.

I wear whatever makes me comfortable on stage, so that I feel confident. Some days it's a plaid skirt with a button-up and other days it's jeans with a hockey jersey and platforms.

I was the Secretary of State of New Jersey in November 2000. I paid careful attention to the challenges that stemmed from inadequate voting systems in various places.

I would always wear basketball jerseys and have my hair in a ponytail.

Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race.

Jersey girls have this inner glow that makes them more beautiful than any other girls.