Best 93 quotes in «jersey quotes» category

My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci.

My dad is a Deadhead, my mom's a Jewish-American princess from Jersey.

My folks are in Jersey. And I have a lot of friends and other family there. So, I try to visit as much as possible.

My mother took care of us until my father scrammed, and then she ended up working in the small-factory sector of New Jersey with a lot of other immigrants.

My early childhood was spent in Newark, New Jersey, but my family moved to Denver when I was 12.

New Jersey for me is so alive with history. It's old, dynamic, African-American, Latino.

My goal was to make New Jersey's state government a model for all other states to emulate, hopefully thereby to stem, or at least slow down, the flow of power to the federal government.

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is going to Israel. He's going to be pretty disappointed when he finds out the Gaza Strip isn't a steak.

New Jersey gives us glue.

New Jersey is a great place to live. And we have given some of the best talent to the world, from Jack Nicholson, John Travolta, to Jerry Lewis to Bon Jovi to Frank Sinatra.

Not a good night for President Obama. He lost elections in Virginia, New Jersey, and he's not doing good in Afghanistan either.

Our conversation with the supermarket manager had been about as helpful as a New Jersey road sign, and if you've ever been there, you know the signs don't tell you the exit you're coming up to, they only point out the exits you've just missed.

Philadelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey.

Otherwise, I spend a lot of time at my boyfriend's home in the country, in New Jersey.

Putting on the same jerseys doesn’t make a team. You’re still just a collection of individuals until you find a common goal.

Prince Harry this week toured the Jersey Shore with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. It was the first meeting between the Prince, of the House of Windsor, and the Governor, of the House of Pancake.

No, I live in New Jersey because I like living in New Jersey.

Tastykakes are just another of the many advantages of living in Jersey. They’re made in Philly and shipped to Trenton in all their fresh squishiness. I read once that 439,000 Butterscotch Krimpets are baked every day. And not a heck of a lot of them find their way to New Hampshire. All that snow and scenery and what good does it do you without Tastykakes?

Quick, name some towns in New Jersey

The Democrats can't lose, so they got rid of Bob Torricelli, way beyond when it was permissible. The time for a replacement had passed, but the New Jersey Supreme Court made up of Democrat hacks said, "Hey, if our candidate can't go, sure you can put in a replacement.

So, the Phoenix Suns are wearing jerseys written in Spanish, made in China, modeled after their best player, Canadian Steve Nash. There you go. That is America.

The great thing about New Jersey is that it's close to New York.

The image that I remember most of all is of the Fenerbahçe players storming into the stadium before kickoff. They were called the canaries because of their yellow jerseys. It was as if they, like canaries, were fluttering into the stadium out of a hole. I loved it. It was poetry.

The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey.

The way I see it, living in New Jersey is a challenge, what with the toxic waste and the eighteen wheelers and the armed schizophrenics." Connie Rosolli

The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend

The one I can't imagine anyone taking seriously, but was one of my favorites, was the mesh football jersey top, paired with a really short pair of athletic shorts.

We're called New Jersey but we're actually the suburbs of New York.

When I was about 11, 12, we moved to Jersey City. Everywhere I go I'm an outsider.

Wait." Clary was suddenly nervous. "The melted metal-it could be, like, toxic or something." Maia snorted. "I'm from New Jersey. I born in toxic sludge.

When I was about 8 or 9, I lived in New Jersey with my mother and we were seven deep in one bedroom and sometimes we didn't have electricity.

When youre touring and the minute you tell someone that youre from Jersey its the equivalent of telling them you just got out of jail.

When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.

Would a NASA reality show "Lunar Shore" be more popular than "Jersey Shore?" Civilization's future depends on that answer.

What else can you expect from a town thats shut off from the world by the ocean on one side and New Jersey on the other?

Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey.

Por desgracia, él no se conformaba con besarme, siempre quería meterme la mano por debajo del jersey. Yo no se lo permitía porque pensaba que ya había tiempo para eso. Una opinión que él no compartía. Por eso, en una fiesta de confirmandos, metió la mano debajo del jersey de otra, justo delante de mis ojos. Y el mundo que yo conocía acabó en aquel momento.

I'd send a peach pie through the mail but I trust only Jersey peaches and it looks like they don't let them into the city.

Never wear pride as the jersey of your dreams. You will miss the goal and lose your dreams if you put on pride!

Anyone who's grown up or lived on the Jersey Shore knows the place is unique.

Shetani ana mbinu nyingi za kuwateka wana wa Mungu. Mwanzo sura ya tatu inaonyesha jinsi Hawa alivyoona tunda linang’aa na akazama kwenye tunda pasipokujua kuna mauti ndani yake. Shetani anaangalia kipengele unachokitumia kuchukua maamuzi magumu naye anavaa jezi kama ya kwako ili usimgundue. Roho Mtakatifu akiwa anakuongoza penye hila nafsi yako itakuongoza.

Agh-uhh!” the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn’t completely cover his multicolored rear.

And then we moved to New Jersey and I went to the Art Students League.

Sports Jerseys: To wear another man’s name on your back is a subconscious slap in the face to who you are. Don’t fantasize about being someone else. Put in the work required to rise to the level of your greatest self.

The blame game is already a lost game, so don't attempt dressing up to play it!

Wearing: shorts + a jersey = a visual oxymoron.

All things start in California and spread to New Jersey, then to London and then throughout Europe.

A new survey indicates that Obama supporters love iPhones. So if you have an iPhone, chances are you are going to be supporting President Obama. In a related story, if you support Governor Chris Christie from New Jersey, chances are you love IHOP.

Arson is a respected profession among certain subcultures in Jersey, and the good ones don't get caught. The good ones channel lightning and mysterious acts of spontaneous combustion.

Gov. Christie says 'New Jersey First.' State-based Isolationism!