Best 59 quotes in «crooks quotes» category

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hillary Clinton is a crook.

Love like Death,, Levels all ranks, and lays the shepherd's crook Beside the scepter

Let me tell you, Alex. He's a crook. He's based here in Miami. He's a nasty piece of work." "He's mexican" Troy added.

Me? Well, I don't know, I must go to a dictionary and learn what a crook is. I've never been a crook.

Republicans want smaller government for the same reason crooks want fewer cops; it's easier to get away with murder.

People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. I earned everything I've got.

Richard Nixon was a Republican presidential candidate who encouraged crooks to commit espionage against the Democratic National Committee in order to gain an edge in a presidential election.

Should the poor be flattered? No; let the candied tongue lick absurd pomp, and crook the pregnant hinges of the knee where thrift may follow fawning.

The crooks downtown figured out that comedy is like a hammer. It can put up a barn and it can knock down a wall. So they bought it outright and marketed it as Comedy Central.

Last week convicted Enron crook Ken Lay died of a heart attack. They announced they were going to cremate him. Where he's going, why bother?.

The most evil person I ever met was a toss-up between Pablo Picasso and the publisher-crook Robert Maxwell.

These guys who talk about free markets, they're not ideologues; they're crooks.

The only way we can be of use to God is to let Him take us through the crooks and crannies of our own characters.

There is no way to be truly great in this world. We are impaled on the crook of conditioning. A fish that is in the water has no choice that he is. Genius would have it that we swim in sand. We are fish and we drown.

Thurst [thrust] out nature with a croche [crook], yet woll she styll runne back agayne.

To be a good detective you must also think like a crook, an immoral, unethical or unlawful person

Time. Time. What is time? Swiss manufacture it, French hoard it, Italians squander it, Americans say it is money. Hindus say it does not exist. Know what I say? I say time is a crook.

We’re being ripped off and screwed by a bunch of liars, thieves, crooks, and criminals, and they’re not the folks below. Don’t look in the streets, look in the corporate suites.

Very well then, better a sane crook than a mad puritan.

Well, I'm used to rubbing shoulders with crooks and criminals.

... we photographers are nothing but a pack of crooks, thieves and voyeurs. We are to be found everywhere we are not wanted; we betray secrets that were never entrusted to us; we spy shamelessly on things that are not our business; And end up the hoarders of a vast quantity of stolen goods.

Stupid crowds are the greatest wealth of the crook politicians!

With great lawyers you have discussed lepers and crooks, you've been through all of F. Scott Fitzgerald's books.

Worst of all, however, is the devastation wrought by the misuse of religious conviction for political ends. In truth, we cannot sharply enough attack those wretched crooks who would like to make religion an implement to perform political or rather business services for them.

Zaphod Beeblebrox, adventurer, ex-hippie, good-timer (crook? quite possibly), manic self-publicist, terrible bad at personal relationships, often thought to be completely out to lunch.

Profit should never come at the cost of human blood. Any government that places profit before people is pure evil.

She stared at him dully and said: “I don’t like crooks, and even if I did, I wouldn’t like crooks that are stool-pigeons, and if I liked crooks that are stool-pigeons, I still wouldn’t like you.” She turned to the outer door.

The flute of the Pied Piper of Hamelin has never left us and it is essential that we train our ear to detect its false notes because in our case the flute is being played by the rats.

To err is human. To errah is Kennedy.

A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody.

What's a crook, only a businessman without a shop.

And the Russians certainly don't have it. If a woman shows up in a fur coat, I just assume she's a crook. And that's me, the nice American. The assumption that you can't make money honestly is a killer.

An honest man is all right even if he's an idiot...but a crook must have brains.

Built like an oak tree, against which I could pitch my pillow and read; mornings, I could curl into the crook of your branches.

You’re my mascot, Paper Moon.” I was too tired to object. We both knew I was more than a mascot. I’d worked for my brother since I was eleven, for six long years. “You should stop calling me that,” I said. “I love that name.” “P.M. and her dad were crooks. It gives it away.

By hook or by crook this peril too shall be something that we remember

Crooks aren't the worst people, just the stupidest. The fleas of the world.

Despite more than a year of spittle-flecked fury at Hillary Clinton for using a private email server, most Trump voters probably don’t even know what a private server is. Nor do they care. It was just a buzzword that somehow meant Hillary was a crook.

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.

Everyone faces challenges from the fierce competition as well as the manipulative crooks that are rampant throughout the music business.

I can’t tell by looking in your eyes whether you’re a priest or a crook.

I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.

I don't know why we'd need so many more prisons when the crooks seem so happy in the Senate.

I'd sooner be called a successful crook than a destitute monarch.

The Big L was cold crazy, A top-notch crook snatchin pocket books from old ladies

How he could be a good user of LSD," I asked, "And know about the spiritual dimension - all that sort of thing - and still be a crook? I don't understand." "Then it's time you did. Psychedelic drugs don't change you - they don't change you character - unless you want to be changed. They enable change; they can't impose it.

If somebody accuses you in a story of being a crook, you can demand that they prove it. But if a comic says it and you protest, people say, 'What's the matter, you can't take a joke?

I gazed into the mirror... There, staring at me, was the pallid, flabby-mouthed face of a crook

I have long thought that his [Rupert Murdoch's] social philosophy was contained in his cartoon show, The Simpsons: all politicians and public officials are crooks, and the masses are a vast lumpen proletariat of deluded and exploitable blowhards.

I just want you to know you aren't going to church with a crook.