Best 77 quotes in «horny quotes» category

Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny.Copyright © by Sherry Argov

But if I didn't have to make money, I would still play my horn.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

I also remember when I watched Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer [1990] at, like, age 15. That scared the crap out of me. Because it didn't operate inside the usual conventions of the horror genre in the way that I could accept. I can accept horny teenager counselors being murdered at camp. But I couldn't accept the derangement of Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, which was that anyone could be murdered at any moment - whole families, with no build-up music and no meaning. It terrified me.

Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.

Esquire, in a July, 1957 issue, has a photograph of me playing the French horn at the Five Spot.

I can play every instrument there is, every horn, I've played all the saxes and trumpets and everything and keyboards.

If our history can challenge the next wave of musicians to keep moving and changing, to keep spiritually hungry and horny, that's what it's all about.

I always felt as a horn player, a jam session wasn't satisfying enough for me. I should have been a rhythm section player, actually.

I'd rather play a tune on a horn, but I've always felt that I didn't want to train myself. Because when you get a train, you've got to have an engine and a caboose. I think it's better to train the caboose. You train yourself, you strain yourself.

I am associated with techno epics.

I hate having to read the manual.

I had the Big Horn river explored from Wind River mountain to my place of embarkation.

I love horns, and the bigger the band, the better it sounds to my ear.

I learned, too, how it was possible with the help of the picture and action to transform an apparently insignificant violin passage into an incident, and to lift a simple horn call into a thing of stupendous significance by means of scenic emphasis.

I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.

I have rejected Juventus four times; it's a beautiful pussy that doesn't get me horny.

I'm kind of horny, conventional methods of making love kind of bore me.

It's only been a couple of times in my life that I've really locked horns with actors. It did not hurt the films, it just hurt the moment of the filmmaking.

I tell ya, southern people, they always think you are hard-of-hearing. Every timr you leave they say to you, You come back, you hear? And southern people, they think you are horny too. You get directions, they say, Just up the road apiece.

I think I'm hornier than most dudes. I'm not a selfish lover - but the bottom line is... I guess I am horny. I'm insatiable. I can never get enough.

I want people to FEEL something... If it's sadness, anger, horny, happiness whatever! As long as it doesn't just pass you by.

I used to go with him and I'd sometimes play, take over from him. That was my first taste of the music business, I suppose, but I was also in the youth orchestra at Johnston Grammar.

I wish I could score everything for horns.

Joining Yes was one of those stupid things that you do sometimes. It was one of the two or three times in my life that I've done something that I knew was wrong.

Mine is the horny hand of toil.

I want a horny little Jewish princess.

My mother always told me not to handle a buffalo by its tail, but always catch it by its horns. And I have used that lesson in everything in my life, including the Railways.

Lies are horny little buggers, they breed like rabbits and bound around just as insanely and then you have to try to keep track of them.

No man is born into the world whose work is not born with him.

Music is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. They teach you there's a boundary line to music. But, man, there's no boundary line to art.

So it's really hard for a horn player to comp. But I'm totally into trying to switch those paradigms around and find a little magic space where that works, and try to mine that.

Not only the bull attacks his enemies with curved horn, but also the sheep, when harmed fights back.

Spin Me Round was number one all over the world, everywhere. It changed the face of pop music, no question. We took technology further than Trevor Horn.

Semi-automatic s have only two purposes. One is so owners can take them to the shooting range once in a while, yell yeehaw, and get all horny at the rapid fire and the burning vapor spurting from the end of the barrel. Their other use-their only other use-is to kill people.

There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.

The only very rugged part of the route is in crossing the Big Horn mountain, which is about 30 miles wide.

Who did you eat this time? (Acheron) It wasn’t a who, akri. It was something that had hornies on its head like me. There were a bunch of them actually. All of them had hornies and they made a strange moo-moo sound. (Simi)

When I found the music of Monk I finally found music that fit that horn. Every one of his tunes fit it perfectly.

Why is Anthony Amowitz using his pimp smile on you?” “You’re only calling him a pimp because he’s here. At Marcie’s.” “Yeah, so?” “He’s being nice.” I elbowed her. “Smile back.” “Being nice? He’s being horny.

98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.

There is always work, and tools to work withal, for those, who will.

When you have 13 horns, and one is soloing, you have 12 people to play the richest, fullest chord you could ever imagine behind that solo.

A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve the taste of the relationship.

A sane man is at his sanest just after he has orgasmed.

Don't run around looking for someone who can sexually satisfy you, run around and look for the book which will intellectually satisfy you.

You make me feel like a candy apple, red and horny.

*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.

Horniness is just a mental state with a physical repercussion.

For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.