Best 841 quotes in «irony quotes» category

You have the chance to remain silent. Everything you say will be misused.

You have to understand, having a good time is not my idea of having a good time.

You know? Ain’t it ironic how we live our entire lives without the luxury of time, only to spend an eternity in death.

You know,' she begins, 'you fellas ought to be looking after each other.' Her comment makes me realise that through the lies, the greatest irony is that we are looking out for each other. It's just that in the end, we're letting her down. That's what injures us.

...You know, one good apple can spoil the rest,” Colonel Korn concluded with conscious irony.

You know," Manus sniffs and wipes the back of his hand under his nose. "I'm high right now so it's okay if I tell you this." Manus looks at Brandy bent over him and me crouched in the dirt. "First," Manus says, "your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life.

You know what really wears you out? People telling you that you look tired all the time!

You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

You might as well laugh at yourself, everyone else is.

You ought to give up detecting and try fantasy writing, Strike

Your autobiography of tomorrow is written in your deeds of today" RjS

You're worse than decent. You're virtuous.

You say ‘cure.’ I hear ‘you’re not human enough.

Your history flows from your hands write good chapters with them" RjS

You see, I never question "Am I?" For I know 'I Am' as is everyone else only to the recognition of their oneness with 'I Am', who is, which we are.

You see, the mailman saw your husband during one of his walks." "He's my fiancé," I told her. "We are living in sin." Heather blinked, momentarily knocked off her stride, but recovered. "Oh, that's nice." "It's very nice. I highly recommend it.

You see, cancer is simply nature's way of making you want to die.' Tatsu.

You said "Hi", I to be polite will say "Bye"!

You were talking to yourself, Udinaas. You shouldn't do that.' 'That's what I keep telling myself.

You've granted me eyes to see and ears to hear and with more knowledge comes more sorrow. Only true substance can pay for a due but a print out of the false can only discharge, how true. Taking the false to introduce as a truth, polluting our minds, yoking us with a noose. Economic slavery, the complete opposite of freedom and bravery. I amend these words to constitute what's meant to we, as in us, the French area holds the trusts, friendship to hear what I'm saying with God is a must.

"And we'll call you... hmmm. Pudge." "Huh?" "Pudge," the Colonel said. "Because you're skinny. It's called irony, Pudge. Heard of it? Now, let's go get some cigarettes and start this year off right.

All the pathos and irony of leaving one’s youth behind is thus implicit in every joyous moment of travel

Americans are not renowned for having a sense of irony.

Americans don't understand irony? I am an intelligent person living in the United States. My entire existence is ironic.

Art and irony would disintegrate the personality, kitsch makes it whole.

[But] we accept irony through a device called metaphor. And through that we grow and become deeper human beings.

Because of various security lapses, some senators are calling for a probe of the security at the offices of the Department of Homeland Security. The investigation will be conducted by the Department of Irony.

Between "just desserts" and "tragic irony" we are given quite a lot of scope for our particular talent. Generally speaking, things have gone about as far as they can possibly go when things have got about as bad as they reasonably get.

But the irony is they think they're being tough on ISIS and Trump thinks he's being tough on ISIS. Senator Rubio in his interview with you touched on it very, very lightly.

At the best, sarcasms, bitter irony, scathing wit, are a sort of swordplay of the mind. You pink your adversary, and he is forthwith dead; and then you deserve to be hung for it.

Cervantes is the most important Spanish writer. But he is not the most representative of the Spanish. His irony, his sense of humor - they are too subtle to seem Spanish.

By multiplying ironies, I evade commitments.

Dangerously well’— what an irony is this: it expresses precisely the doubleness, the paradox, of feeling ‘too well

Clap an extinguisher upon your irony if you are unhappily blessed with a vein of it.

Everyone is always going through tough things, the irony in it is that everyone thinks what they're going through is just as hard as what you are. Life isn't about surviving this, it's about understanding this.

Does anything on you work properly?" Asked ter Borcht. "Well, I do have a highly developed sense of irony." Replied Iggy.

Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?

Every man is a prisoner, and the greatest irony of all is to be the prisoner of another man.

Heaven has fashioned a knife of irony to stab me with.

Far more quickly than reason and logic, irony can penetrate rage and puncture self-pity.

Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.

Everything becomes symbol and irony when you've been betrayed

Everything we say about other people is really about ourselves.

Hamlet, Kierkegaard, Kafka are ironists in the wake of Jesus. All Western irony is a repetition of Jesus' enigmas/riddles, in amalgam with the ironies of Socrates.

Haven't you picked up on the irony of life by now? Things only just happen when you're not ready. When you're ready, you start trying, and gadamn I feel like trying right now.

Humanity, perhaps, that quality of benevolence that humans have, without irony, named after themselves.

Here we have the great irony of modern nutrition: at a time when hundreds of millions of people do not have enough to eat, hundreds of millions more are eating too much and are overweight or obese.

Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.

Humor does not include sarcasm, invalid irony, sardonicism, innuendo, or any other form of cruelty. When these things are raised to a high point they can become wit, but unlike the French and the English, we have not been much good at wit since the days of Benjamin Franklin.

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.