Best 75 quotes in «chips quotes» category

You're a chip shot away from everything you've ever wanted.

You’re really not right, are you? Yeah, I know. It was all the paint chips I ate as a kid. They were good, but chromosomally damaging. (Nick)

You should do what we do, stack chips like Hebrews.

As an accountant by trade, my work for blue chip companies took me all over the world.

Your worst putt will usually be as good as your best chip.

It's Cheetos or nothing.

I’ve certainly scolded myself for an hour or more blown on a flow of dog videos, family updates, shallow political expressions, and pleas for funds. Every one of those items has some value to me, just as each potato chip delivers some pleasure, some flavor. I savor them. But I lose count. And upon reflection I feel just horrible. But the thing is, snack foods are explicitly designed to make us behave this way. Food producers have studied, mastered, and tinkered with the ratios of salt, sugar, and fat to keep us coming back, even when the taste of much of the food is unremarkable. Facebook is designed to be habit-forming in just the same way.

A lot of tight Senate races out there. Let's hit those chips with another dash of salsa, Ed Bradley.

But sometimes we have to make the best of things, and the way we conduct ourselves when the chips are down.

Cheap as chips, cheap as chips, it's a British expression. There's no couture in their darling.

But, when the chips are down, its better to be furious with someone you love, or frightened for someone you love, than be put through the merciless horror of being ashamed of someone you love.

Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a child?

Disabled veterans are not a bargaining chip.

A lot of people thought I was going to be a one-hit wonder, so I had that chip on my shoulder.

Chips of plutonium are twinkling in every lung.

Chips with every damn thing. You breed babies and you eat chips with everything.

Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?

Every movie is a road movie. Every novel is a mystery. Every tortilla chip is sacred.

Good entrepreneurs have a chip on their shoulders. They are out to prove something.

Humor is the chocolate chips in the ice cream of life.

Felting Phil (taking all of his chips down to the felt on the table). I loved beating him and then hed go over to the couch and sulk, staring at the ceiling.

I can create institutions, but I can't rewrite the chips in people's heads.

I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I eat.

I felt I was good in basketball but I wasn't a blue-chip prospect.

I could just have chips and salsa for dinner every day.

If our stressful thoughts aren't true, what does that leave? It leaves, "I am loveable" - the very thing I could never make myself believe, because "I'm unloveable" overrides it when the chips are down.

If the Net becomes the center of the universe, which is what seems to be happening, then the dizzying array of machines that will be plugged into it will virtually guarantee that the specifics of which chip and which operating system you've got will be irrelevant.

I have a tendency when I feel myself getting stuck, my impulse is to go to my cupboard and find chips to eat.

I have a huge chip on my shoulder.

I have this identity for myself as a writer and the only thing that can happen is that I chip away from it.

I have two basic rules about winning in trading as well as in life: 1. If you don't bet, you can't win. 2. If you lose all your chips, you can't bet.

I love chips and salsa. Guacamole.

He was not merely a chip off the old block, but the old block itself.

I love eating junk food. I'm a huge snacker, chips and candy.

I never rode a motorcycle before CHiPs.

I really had a chip on my shoulder, ... and it still comes out every now and then.

I really love the karate thing I did on CHIPs. I studied with a trainer because I knew we'd do episodes that had karate.

I love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do!

Is the future of humanity really about clouds you can't see and chips you can't eat?

I think it is disgraceful. I think it is completely disgusting that you've got a candidate for prime minster who seems to think that human beings are bargaining chips.

It's true, we are a highly professional force and we can produce highly lethal fighting forces, but I defy you to find more dedicated humanitarians or better friends when the chips are down.

I was definitely one of those people who fell for the fat-free cookies and chips that are loaded with sugar and calories.

I will never get tired of making chocolate chip cookies. Never.

McDonald's is over with. But chips and candy and stuff, it's going to be hard to get away from that.

Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.

In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.

It's hard for a fellow to keep a chip on his shoulder if you allow him to take a bow.

I've always had that chip on my shoulder. I've just always been super hard on myself.

No one knows when a robot will approach human intelligence, but I suspect it will be late in the 21st century. Will they be dangerous? Possibly. So I suggest we put a chip in their brain to shut them off if they have murderous thoughts.

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.