Best 4758 quotes in «heaven quotes» category

I don't need a director who's 'good with actors.'...A master manipulator is heaven.

I don't need any drug to show me Heaven And I sure know how to spend plenty of time cleaning Hell But I'm missin' that feeling of falling.

I don't think there's a petty system of heaven and hell. The love of God is much more forgiving. I'm not a believer in a wrathful God at all.

I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.

I do repent; but heaven hath pleas'd it so To punish me with this, and this with me, That I must be their scourge and minister. I will bestow him, and will answer well The death I gave him. So again good night. I must be cruel only to be kind. Thus bad begins and worse remains behind.

I do, therefore, invite my fellow citizens . . . to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens.

I do what I do without hope of reward or fear of punishment. I do not require Heaven or Hell to bribe or scare me into acting decently.

I'd rather use Windows and Internet Explorer in Hell than I'd use Linux and Mozilla Firefox in Heaven!

I'd rather die than go to heaven.

I'd rather live forever in Heaven than a place where there's terrorism and hate.

I'd rather see heaven crash from the skies than one grain of God's truth die.

I'd storm heaven for you, if I knew where it was.

I'd walked too close to heaven and gotten a glimpse. The hell I'd lived before her no longer appealed to me.

I enjoy heaven already in my soul. My prayers are all converted into praises.

I expect to retire to a fine-grained heaven where the temperatures are always consistent, where the images slide before one's eyes in a continual cascade of form and meaning.

If a child is not listening, don't despair. Time and truth are on your side. At the right moment, your words will return as if from heaven itself. Your testimony will never leave your children.

If a man is in doubt whether it would be better for him to expose himself to martyrdom or not, he should not do it. He must be convinced that he has a delegation from heaven.

If a poet knows more about a horse than he does about heaven, he might better stick to the horse, and some day the horse may carry him into heaven.

If any man will preach as he should preach, his work will take more out of him than any other labor under heaven.

If anyone could have gained heaven as a monk, then I would indeed have been among them.

If chocolate is a foretaste of heaven, what does it mean that chocolate is freely available to all?

If a robin redbreast in a cage Puts all heaven in a rage, How feels heaven when Dies the billionth battery hen?

If Christianity cannot present evidence that the soul is immortal, then they have nothing to offer the masses, eternity in heaven with God or hold over their heads suffering forever in hell. They need the immortality of the soul. I did my research, it's not in the Bible, so what do they do? They relied on Judaism, which has always believed in the immortality of the soul. I start checking on that and I look in the Judaica Encyclopedia and what do I find? Their remark that Judaism probably got the immortality of the soul from the Greeks, so I go back further, where it all started with Plato.

If cleanliness is next to godliness, surely our cats must go to heaven and sit on the arm of God's throne.

If cynicism is inevitable as one ages, so is the yearning for innocence. To children heaven is being an adult, and to adults heaven is being children again.

If a thing happens once, it can happen again. If any human being has ever realised perfection, we too can do so. If we cannot become perfect here and now, we never can in any state or heaven or condition we may imagine.

If Christ did not want to dismiss the Jews without food in the desert for fear that they would collapse on the way, it was to teach us that it is dangerous to try to get to heaven without the Bread of Heaven.

If credit expansion, protectionism, and government spending were a path to prosperity, mankind would have long ago created heaven on earth.

If God is in Heaven, Hell is empty.

I feel like my mum is in heaven sharing a cup of tea with Lady Fate and plotting my life out like a chess game.

If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell

If heaven existed as a physical building on earth, human beings would remodel it to make it right.

If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scoundrel.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

If Heaven is willing to sing to us, it is little to ask that we be ready to listen.

If Heaven were not clear it might rend. If Earth were not firm it might crumble.

If Hell were possible, it would be the shortest cut to the highest heaven. For verily God loveth.

If I am right, then (religious fundamentalists) will not go to Heaven, because there is no Heaven. If they are right, then they will not go to Heaven, because they are hypocrites.

If English is spoken in heaven. God undoubtedly employs Cranmer as his speechwriter. The angels of the lesser ministries probably use the language of the New English Bible and the Alternative Service Book for internal memos.

If heaven had a height, you would be that tall

If heaven is the reason and dieing is the door, than why aren't we all leaving what's the drama for?

If Heaven and Earth are unable to persist, how could man?

If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Oh, you know something? I'm so far away from believing that it exists, and the only thing I know are jokes about it.

If heaven send no supplies, The fairest blossom of the garden dies.

If I can not bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.

If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.

If I could not go to Heaven but with a party, I would not go there at all.

If I had a girl I should say to her, 'Marry for love if you can, it won't last, but it is a very interesting experience and makes a good beginning in life. Later on, when you marry for money, for heaven's sake let it be big money. There are no other possible reasons for marrying at all.

If I go to hell, then heavens to blame