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    If chocolate is a foretaste of heaven, what does it mean that chocolate is freely available to all?

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    If Christ did not want to dismiss the Jews without food in the desert for fear that they would collapse on the way, it was to teach us that it is dangerous to try to get to heaven without the Bread of Heaven.

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    If Christianity cannot present evidence that the soul is immortal, then they have nothing to offer the masses, eternity in heaven with God or hold over their heads suffering forever in hell. They need the immortality of the soul. I did my research, it's not in the Bible, so what do they do? They relied on Judaism, which has always believed in the immortality of the soul. I start checking on that and I look in the Judaica Encyclopedia and what do I find? Their remark that Judaism probably got the immortality of the soul from the Greeks, so I go back further, where it all started with Plato.

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    If cleanliness is next to godliness, surely our cats must go to heaven and sit on the arm of God's throne.

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    If cynicism is inevitable as one ages, so is the yearning for innocence. To children heaven is being an adult, and to adults heaven is being children again.

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    If credit expansion, protectionism, and government spending were a path to prosperity, mankind would have long ago created heaven on earth.

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    I feel like my mum is in heaven sharing a cup of tea with Lady Fate and plotting my life out like a chess game.

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    If English is spoken in heaven. God undoubtedly employs Cranmer as his speechwriter. The angels of the lesser ministries probably use the language of the New English Bible and the Alternative Service Book for internal memos.

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    If God is in Heaven, Hell is empty.

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    If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world

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    If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell

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    If heaven existed as a physical building on earth, human beings would remodel it to make it right.

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    If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scoundrel.

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    If heaven had a height, you would be that tall

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    If heaven is the reason and dieing is the door, than why aren't we all leaving what's the drama for?

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    If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

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    If Heaven is willing to sing to us, it is little to ask that we be ready to listen.

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    If Heaven were not clear it might rend. If Earth were not firm it might crumble.

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    If Hell were possible, it would be the shortest cut to the highest heaven. For verily God loveth.

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    If Heaven and Earth are unable to persist, how could man?

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    If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing.

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    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Oh, you know something? I'm so far away from believing that it exists, and the only thing I know are jokes about it.

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    If heaven send no supplies, The fairest blossom of the garden dies.

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    If I can not bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.

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    If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.

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    If I am right, then (religious fundamentalists) will not go to Heaven, because there is no Heaven. If they are right, then they will not go to Heaven, because they are hypocrites.

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    If I can't wait for you at the end of an aisle on your wedding day, I'll wait for you in heaven.

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    If I could not go to heaven with but a party, I would not go there at all. Therefore, I am not of the party of federalists. But I am much further from that of the anti-federalists.

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    If I could not go to Heaven but with a party, I would not go there at all.

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    If I had a girl I should say to her, 'Marry for love if you can, it won't last, but it is a very interesting experience and makes a good beginning in life. Later on, when you marry for money, for heaven's sake let it be big money. There are no other possible reasons for marrying at all.

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    If I go to heaven I want to take my reason with me.

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    If I go to hell, then heavens to blame

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    If I have read religious history aright, faith, hope, and charity have not always been found in a direct ratio with a sensibility to the three concords; and it is possible, thank heaven! to have very erroneous theories and very sublime feelings.

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    If I have to climb to heaven on a ladder, I shall decline the invitation.

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    If in another world there is any riding — and God forbid that I should go to any heaven in which there are no horses — I cannot but think that there will be a soft swishing as of the footsteps of some invisible horse heard occasionally on the familiar trails over which the equestrian statue is to look.

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    If India becomes the slave of the machine, then, I say, heaven save the world.

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    If India adopted the doctrine of love as an active part of her religion and introduced it in her politics. Swaraj would descend upon India from heaven. But I am painfully aware that that event is far off as yet.

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    I find it more credible, since it is anterior information, that one man should know heaven, as the Chinese say, than that so many men should know the world.

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    If it be the pleasure of Heaven that my country shall require the poor offering of my life, the victim shall be ready, at the appointed hour of sacrifice, come when that hour may. But while I do live, let me have a country, and that a free country!

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    If it's true that Christ was correct in saying that faith in himself is the only way to heaven, then sharing that truth is a demonstration of love, not hatred, toward unbelievers.

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    I first heard "Heaven Without a Gun" when Kevin [Drew] sent it to me, and there was this kind of beauty about it. I don't live that much in the literal world, so you kind of have to see beyond the veil of what you're being shown sometimes. To me, that's such a beautiful, wonderful sentiment.

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    If I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, 'Kurt is up in heaven now.' That's my favorite joke.

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    If I was bound for hell, let it be hell. No more false heaven. No more damned magic.

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    If it were not for the intellectual snobs who pay - in solid cash - the arts would perish with their starving practitioners. Let us thank heaven for hypocrisy.

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    If I were a Roman Catholic, I should turn a heretic, in sheer desperation, because I would rather go to heaven than go to purgatory.

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    If Jesus had not risen from the dead, no right-minded person would have glorified anything so hideous and repulsive as a cross stained with the blood of Jesus.An unopened grave would never have opened heaven.

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    If I were asked to give the best idea of which I am capable, it would be that we should get out of the junk business and then start laying up treasures in heaven.

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    If I were a young man With my bones full of marrow, Oh, if I were a bold young man Straight as an arrow, I'd store up no virtue For Heaven's distant plain, I'd live at ease as I did please And sin once again.

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    If listeners aren't carried away to Heaven, I'm failing.

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    If life is to be fully human it must serve some end which seems, in some sense, outside human life, some end which is impersonal and above mankind, such as God or truth or beauty. Those who best promote life do not have life for their purpose. They aim rather at what seems like a gradual incarnation, a bringing into our human existence of something eternal, something that appears to imagination to live in a heaven remote from strife and failure and the devouring jaws of Time.