Best 1158 quotes in «alcohol quotes» category

I didn't go to Cirque Lodge for alcohol abuse or drug abuse.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos.

I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also.

I don't do alcohol. Or other people's boyfriends. And don't you forget it.

I didn't start MADD to deal with alcohol. I started MADD to deal with the issue of drunk driving.

I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.

I don't know of any issues associated with alcohol before flight.

I don't like alcohol, but I still like to mess around with other stuff occasionally. I think it's important I take mushrooms and acid. They're certainly not addictive, so I can't rule that out.

I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me.

I don’t shake at the site of alcohol anymore. I don’t feel the need for it. If anything I’ll get stoned. I always told myself if it got to the point that it was affecting my songwriting and music that I’d stop. And it did get to the point.

I don't drink much alcohol. If it doesn't taste like candy or sparkles, I usually don't drink it.

I don't drink hard liquor anymore, but I sometimes order Lagavulin just for the smell. It's so good. It's unbelievable.

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.

I don't smoke and I don't drink alcohol.

I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before.

I don't smoke marijuana anymore. I don't drink. Marijuana is a handicap. So is alcohol. Alcohol is a terrible handicap. But in spite of being a handicap, it shouldn't be criminal.

I don't think [pot] is more dangerous than alcohol.

I do think that drugs and alcohol have been glorified and exoticized in such a way that it gets into the art world.

I drank my lifetime supply of alcohol and I took my lifetime supply of drugs between the ages of 15 and 19.

I drank to be funny, or sexy. I drank because I was afraid or happy or sad, and I drank for anything that required emotional commitment. ... I had chosen a profession that thrives on insecurity, and is never far from some source of social intercourse that involves alcohol or drugs.

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

I drink to forget I drink.

I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.

If alcohol is legal, I don't see why people still have a ban on marijuana.

If alcohol is queen, then tobacco is her consort. It's a fond companion for all occasions, a loyal friend through fair weather and foul.

I feel like the sexy clothes put a bar between you. It's like putting an alcohol drenched piece of wood between you and the person, and it's inviting them to be able to think and say the things that they hate about themselves.

I don't trust people who don't use profanity.

If I'd done a quarter of the things of which I'm accused, I'd be pickled in alcohol, I'd be a registered drug addict and would have sired half the children in the world's cricket-playing countries

If I had not some strength of will I would make a first class drunkard.

If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.

If die I must, let me die drinking in an Inn.

If I started drinking again, there would be a lot of people bringing me pot because I can't handle alcohol. I just am not a good drinker. I get a little alcohol in me and I start trying to change the world, and that's not good. A lot of people are the same way. So that's why I don't drink anymore.

If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions.

If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as large a danger to American society as I could pick today, I would pick BATF [the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms].

If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets and you're better off shooting for the head.

If one can create a purposeful, meaningful life then there's no room for drugs or alcohol. It's not on the list anymore.

If we can ... get them to understand that saying 'no' to drugs is rebelling against their parents and the generations of the past, we'd make it an enormous success.

If I'm using drugs and alcohol, it means that I've given up on my fullest potential.

If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.

If the principle is, "Let's not get lethal substances out to the public", the first one you'd go after is tobacco. The next one you'd go after is alcohol. Way down the list you'd get to cocaine, and sort of invisibly low you'd get to marijuana.

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.

If you don't start drinking, I'm gonna leave.

If you've got bad news, you want to kick them blues, cocaine.

If you want to talk about distributing substances that are lethal, . . . let's be serious. Tobacco is far ahead of anything else. Alcohol is second.

If you take a scotch whiskey and distill out the alcohol, what is left has an amazing taste to it and can be used as a flavoring for a dessert.

I got a generation brainwashed to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot.

I got a bad migraine that lasted 3 years, and the pills I took made by fingers disappear.