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    All poets have signalized their consciousness of rare moments when they were superior to themselves, -when a light, a freedom, a power came to them which lifted them to performances far better than they could reach at other times.

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    All the advantages of Christianity and alcohol; none of their defects.

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    A lot of victims, for example, have become addicted to alcohol and drugs. It seems to me that the church's healing ministry is going to be enhanced through this in much broader strokes. That's good, it's all positive.

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    Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

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    Always be drunk ... Get drunk militantly. Just get drunk.

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    A man dies too young if he leaves any wine in his cellar.

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    A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

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    A man may acquire a taste for wine or brandy, and so lose his love for water, but should we not pity him.

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    A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.

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    A meal without wine is like a day without sun

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    A miracle drug is any drug that will do what the label says it will do.

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    Am I self-righteous? Why not? It's not like I can count on you to be righteous for me.

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    An aching head and trembling limbs, which are the inevitable effects of drinking, disincline the hands from work.

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    A military audience is kind of weird. Pretty much how you would imagine a troop of males that haven't seen a female in a long time and have been stuck in a base camp in the middle of nowhere for too long without any alcohol.

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    An aged Burgundy runs with a beardless Port. I cherish the fancy that Port speaks sentences of wisdom, Burgundy sings the inspired Ode.

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    And I don't really drink alot of booze, alcohol will kill ya... but I smoke all the pot I can find, I don't smoke it all at once, I just do a little bit at a time, and I uh, I used to take acid but I quit around 1971.

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    An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

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    And I have always told the patients when I talk to them. When they come around and say, "What will you have to drink? Oh that's right you don't drink." Just speak up and say, 'Of course I drink. But I just don't drink alcohol.'

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    And, when night Darkens the streets, then wander forth the sons Of Belial, flown with insolence and wine.

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    Annual drug deaths: tobacco: 395,000, alcohol: 125,000, 'legal' drugs: 38,000, illegal drug overdoses: 5,200, marijuana: 0. Considering government subsidies of tobacco, just what is our government protecting us from in the drug war?

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    An efficient bartenders first aim should be to please his customers, paying particular attention to meet the individual wishes of those whose tastes and desires he has already watched and ascertained; and, with those whose peculiarities he has had no opportunity of learning, he should politely inquire how they wish their beverages served, and use his best judgment in endeavoring to fulfill their desires to their entire satisfaction. In this way he will not fail to acquire popularity and success.

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    Another crazy day where you drink the night away and forget about everything.

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    Another method of eating burning coals employs small balls of burned cotton in a dish of burning alcohol.

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    And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning.

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    Another little drink wouldn't do us any harm.

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    An uncomfortable feeling is not an enemy. It's a gift that says, "Get honest; inquire." We reach out for alcohol, or television, or credit cards, so we can focus out there and not have to look at the feeling. And that's as it should be, because in our innocence we haven't known how. So now what we can do is reach out for a paper and a pencil, write thought down, and investigate.

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    A pill to make you numb, a pill to make you dumb.

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    Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.

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    Anyone who has lived through it, or those who are now living through it, knows that caring about an addict is as complex and fraught and debilitating as addiction itself.

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    A Rescuer isn't always a person. Addictions to alcohol or drugs, sexual addiction, workaholism-all the ways we numb out-can rescue the Victim from feeling his or her own feelings.

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    As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.

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    Art is wine and experience is the brandy we distill from it.

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    As for drugs, it annoys me that people think it`s the worst thing in the world compared with, say, not paying your taxes. If you don`t pay tax, you may be stealing from someone who needs an operation. As for me and drugs or alcohol: No thanks, I`m abstaining for a while.

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    [As in the case of] alcohol prohibition, illegality has driven organized crime, sent countless people to jail, and killed many thousands. Repression does not work.

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    A staggering 63 percent of Americans say that addiction to alcohol or other drugs has had an impact on them at some point in their lives.

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    As the alcohol overcomes my mind, I hear the glass bottle shatter on the floor. This seems appropriate since I have obviously lost my grip on everything.

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    Avoid alcohol as you would a loathsome disease. Beer will do to you what hard liquor will do. Each contains alcohol in varying amounts.

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    As women slowly gain power, their values and priorities are reshaping the agenda. A multitude of studies show that when women control the family funds, they generally spend more on health, nutrition, and education - and less on alcohol and cigarettes.

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    As we celebrate Recovery Month, it is time for Congress to knock down the barriers to treatment and recovery for 26 million Americans suffering the ravages of alcohol and drug addiction.

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    A teenage taste of beer aside, Mitt Romney does not consume alcohol. Which begs the question, will total abstention put his candidacy, perhaps even this great nation in jeopardy?

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    At Linfox we have zero tolerance. If any alcohol or drugs are found in any drivers' blood, they are instantly dismissed.

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    A woman warm and willing is what I'm looking for, cause the whiskey ain't working anymore.

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    Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.

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    Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

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    Basically I got an insight into what it really was through Alcoholics Anonymous. One day the switchboard lit up and I saw where it was all going. I saw what alcohol could do to people and I saw that it wasn't a good thing anymore. Plus I wasn't a teenager anymore myself.

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    Bad day?" "Every day is a bad day here." "Eh, this place isnt't so terrible." "How are you always cheerful?" "Alcohol," he says with a sideways grin.

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    Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

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    Be careful of things like alcohol and drugs.

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    Before they give you a lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol. It's true. Well, they don't want you to get an infection, and you can see their point. They don't want some guy go to hell and be sick.

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    Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!

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