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    I can't fill the hole with money. I can't fill it with alcohol, or drugs, or sex, so what do I need to fill it with?

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    I can't say whether we had more wit among us now than usual, but I am certain we had more laughing, which answered the end as well.

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    I can't walk, so I can't go home. No need to talk, cause I'm all alone. If I stay here they're gonna lock me in, hitting the bottle again.

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    I can walk the line, if it ain't too straight.

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    Ice cubes likely sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than attractive models in cheesecake poses. The inconspicuous ice cubes often hide the invisible sell - invisible, that is, to the conscious mind.

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    I challenge you to show me where the saloon has ever helped business, education, church, morals or anything we hold dear.

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    Ice cubes sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than sexy models in cheesecake poses.

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    I contented myself with whiskey, for medicinal purposes. It helped numb my various aches and pains. Not that the alcohol actually reduced the pain; it just gave the pain a life of its own, apart from mine.

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    I'd get very nervous and uncomfortable in social situations and the only way I could feel at all normal was, well, to drink my guts out.

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    I did a little bit of cocaine in the Eighties, courtesy of John Belushi, but fortunately I didn’t like it. But I smoked marijuana for 50 years and I don’t know where I’d be without it. It opened my mind and now it eases my arthritis. After decades of research I’ve concluded that marijuana should be legal and alcohol illegal.

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    I did mostly alcohol. There were drugs, too - pills - and there was a danger that I would go over the edge. I could have. I thank God I didn't.

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    I didn't go to Cirque Lodge for alcohol abuse or drug abuse.

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    I didn't start MADD to deal with alcohol. I started MADD to deal with the issue of drunk driving.

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    I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

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    I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also.

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    I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos.

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    I don't drink much alcohol. If it doesn't taste like candy or sparkles, I usually don't drink it.

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    I don't know of any issues associated with alcohol before flight.

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    I don't do alcohol. Or other people's boyfriends. And don't you forget it.

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    I don't drink hard liquor anymore, but I sometimes order Lagavulin just for the smell. It's so good. It's unbelievable.

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    I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.

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    I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.

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    I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me.

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    I don't like alcohol, but I still like to mess around with other stuff occasionally. I think it's important I take mushrooms and acid. They're certainly not addictive, so I can't rule that out.

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    I don’t shake at the site of alcohol anymore. I don’t feel the need for it. If anything I’ll get stoned. I always told myself if it got to the point that it was affecting my songwriting and music that I’d stop. And it did get to the point.

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    I do think that drugs and alcohol have been glorified and exoticized in such a way that it gets into the art world.

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    I don't smoke marijuana anymore. I don't drink. Marijuana is a handicap. So is alcohol. Alcohol is a terrible handicap. But in spite of being a handicap, it shouldn't be criminal.

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    I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before.

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    I don't smoke and I don't drink alcohol.

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    I don't think [pot] is more dangerous than alcohol.

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    I don't trust people who don't use profanity.

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    I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.

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    I drank to be funny, or sexy. I drank because I was afraid or happy or sad, and I drank for anything that required emotional commitment. ... I had chosen a profession that thrives on insecurity, and is never far from some source of social intercourse that involves alcohol or drugs.

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    I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

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    I drank my lifetime supply of alcohol and I took my lifetime supply of drugs between the ages of 15 and 19.

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    I drink to forget I drink.

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    If alcohol is queen, then tobacco is her consort. It's a fond companion for all occasions, a loyal friend through fair weather and foul.

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    If alcohol is legal, I don't see why people still have a ban on marijuana.

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    If die I must, let me die drinking in an Inn.

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    I feel like the sexy clothes put a bar between you. It's like putting an alcohol drenched piece of wood between you and the person, and it's inviting them to be able to think and say the things that they hate about themselves.

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    If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.

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    If I had not some strength of will I would make a first class drunkard.

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    If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions.

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    If I started drinking again, there would be a lot of people bringing me pot because I can't handle alcohol. I just am not a good drinker. I get a little alcohol in me and I start trying to change the world, and that's not good. A lot of people are the same way. So that's why I don't drink anymore.

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    If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets and you're better off shooting for the head.

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    If the principle is, "Let's not get lethal substances out to the public", the first one you'd go after is tobacco. The next one you'd go after is alcohol. Way down the list you'd get to cocaine, and sort of invisibly low you'd get to marijuana.

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    If I'd done a quarter of the things of which I'm accused, I'd be pickled in alcohol, I'd be a registered drug addict and would have sired half the children in the world's cricket-playing countries

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    If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.

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    If I'm using drugs and alcohol, it means that I've given up on my fullest potential.

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    If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as large a danger to American society as I could pick today, I would pick BATF [the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms].