Best 1158 quotes in «alcohol quotes» category

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world's about to end.

Smoke that herb and clear your mind.

Smoking wildwood flower got to be a habit, we didn't see no harm. We thought it was kind of handy, to take a trip and never leave the farm.

Snorting cocaine is like feeding pork to the brain.

So at the end of the day, our number 1 goal, our top priority, is to motivate American youngsters to reject the abuse of illegal drugs, tobacco and alcohol. All three of them are illegal behaviors.

Sobriety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes. Not through mere perversity do men run after it.

So many things can get you high, I'm gonna try them all just once before I die.

Some of the morays have held on. When I was in school, I remember asking the question, "Why is it that whenever I walk into a fraternity there's alcohol everywhere and there's no alcohol in a sorority? Why is it that sororities won't allow alcohol, but fraternities do? What is that?" You know, nobody had a really good answer, and that's kind of held on. It's one of the issues that's being examined now - the role of alcohol in sexual assault.

Some people drink to unleash their libidos, and other people drink to prop up their egos.

Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.

Some people tell you you should not drink claret after strawberries. They are wrong.

Some people recovering from drugs or alcohol stay with the programs indefinitely, making the recovery program their family, a long-term source of attention rewards.

Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you'd let me in and you would love every minute.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

Stick a needle in your arm, you bite the dust, you buy the farm.

Some writers take to drink, others take to audiences.

Staring at the world through the bottom of a glass, all I see is a man who's fading fast.

Such lifestyle factors such as cigarette smoking, excessive alcohol consumption, little physical activity and low dietary calcium intake are risk factors for osteoporosis as well as for many other non-communicable diseases.

Stronger than alcohol, vaster than poetry, Ferment the freckled red bitterness of love!

Success is my drug of choice.

Taking B12 is the price of getting to be vegan, the way wearing a helmet is the price of getting to ride a motorcycle and giving up alcohol for nine months is the price of getting to have a baby.

Switch clicking off in my head, turning the hot light off and the cool night on and — [He looks up, smiling sadly.] — all of a sudden there's—peace!

Sweet cherry wine, so very fine, take it on down, pass it all around.

[T]ea, that uniquely English meal, that unnecessary collation at which no stimulants--neither alcohol nor meat--are served, that comforting repast of which to partake is as good as second childhood.

That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.

That's wonderful, but my mind has been destroyed by alcohol.

That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.

The alcohol had the code and mystery about it as a writer's drug, but I'm glad that's been debunked. But the trouble with the drinking, much as I hate to admit it, is it helped the work.

The 4th of July combines the two things Americans love most in one day: alcohol and explosives.

The abuse of food, alcohol, or drugs is essentially a material response to a need that isn't really physical at its foundation.. What we are looking for is pure joy rather than mere sensation, or even oblivion of sensation. Addiction is unrecognized spiritual craving.

The bar... is an exercise in solitude. Above all else, it must be quiet, dark, very comfortable-and, contrary to modern mores, no music of any kind, no matter how faint. In sum, there should be no more than a dozen tables, and a client that doesn't like to talk.

The bar is the male kingdom. For centuries it was the bastion of male privilege, the gathering place for men away from their women, a place where men could go to freely indulge in The Bull Session.

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.

The good news is that parents are the leading influence on kids decision not to drink alcohol.

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.

The danger of psychedelic drugs, the danger of mind-opening, the danger of consciousness expansion, the danger of inner discovery is a danger to the establishment.

The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time.

The devil has never found a better tool in the history of the world to destroy the happiness of human beings than liquor.

The effects of mescalin or LSD can be, in some respects, far more satisfying than those of alcohol. To begin with, they last longer; they also leave behind no hangover, and leave the mental faculties clear and unimpaired. They stimulate the faculties and produce the ideal ground for a peak experience.

The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin. Third time I lose I drink anything 'cause I think I'm gonna win.

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, the fourth for madness.

The god entered some women so completely that they became immortal, or very close to it. Bacchus was the god of the grape, of course, so bars are very interesting to maenads. In fact, so interesting that they don't like other creatures of darkness becoming involved. Maenads consider that the violence sparked by the consumption of alcohol belongs to them; that's what they feed off, now that no one formally worships their god. And they are attracted to pride.

The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.

The legalized liquor business is the tragedy of our civilization. Alcohol is the greatest and most blighting curse of our modern civilization. The liquor seller is simply and only a privileged malefactor - a criminal.

The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect.

Their [Phoenix] audience wasn't into us at all. The way most of the venues worked was there was no alcohol on the floor so usually during our set most people were in the lobby getting their drink on.

The human intellect owes its superiority over that of the lower animals in great measure to the stimulus which alcohol has given imagination.

The last show we played, I was straight as a die. It did feel weird not to be hiding behind alcohol or dope, but being focused was... good.

The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.