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    Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.

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    Beware of anger. It is the most difficult to remove of all the hindrances. But it is the alcohol of the body, you know, and the devil of it is that it deadens the perceptions.

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    Black people drink lots of beer. However, you won't see us skiing down a mountain for one, or see us diving for Frisbees on concrete for one.

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    Blunt force didn't knock out the drug epidemic. 21 million Americans are addicted to drugs or alcohol. And half of all federal inmates are in for drug crimes.

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    Bourbon does for me what the piece of cake did for Proust.

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    BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.

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    Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew.

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    Busy, curious, thirsty fly, Drink with me, and drink as I.

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    But that's a side effect of alcohol, isn't it? Stopping to think about other people is not on the bar menu.

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    Buy a nickel bag, smoke a little lye, get high tonight, get high tonight.

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    But there is no withdrawal, but with tobacco there is terrible withdrawal, it is almost impossible for a lot of people. I did , I went cold turkey, they never had any patches in those days but grass was not difficult, alcohol not difficult, but tobacco - oh my god.

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    But when alcohol comes in, start running. Because there's a demon there, and it goes back to her childhood.

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    Children are often the silent victims of drug abuse.

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    Caffeine. The gateway drug.

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    Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector.

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    Cigarettes and alcohol are much stronger gateway drugs [than marijuana].

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    Cholesterol to go with alcohol; all the bad things in English-speaking life end in -ol.

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    Christianity, alcohol the two great means of corruption.

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    Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

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    Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.

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    Coffee in the morning, cocaine afternoons.

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    Cocaine eyes won't hide your face.

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    Cocaine for me was a place to hide. Most people get hyper on coke. It slowed me down. Sometimes it made me paranoid and impotent, but mostly it just made me withdrawn.

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    Come on boys, you must listen unto me, lay off the whiskey and let that cocaine be.

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    Civilized men arrived in the Pacific, armed with alcohol, syphilis, trousers, and the Bible.

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    Craft brewers are committed to promoting the safe and moderate consumption of their beverage, and work closely with their communities to prevent underage drinking and alcohol abuse.

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    Despite popular opinion, there are no important parallels between Madonna and Monroe, who was a virtuoso comedienne but who was in secure, depressive, passive-aggressive, and infuriatingly obstructionist in her career habits. Madonna is manic, perfectionist, workaholic. Monroe abused alcohol and drugs, while Madonna shuns them. Monroe had a tentative, melting, dreamy solipsism; Madonna has Judy Holliday's wisecracking smart mouth and Joan Crawford's steel will and bossy, circus master managerial competence.

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    Doctors removed my gallbladder and pancreas, which are supposed to break down sugar and alcohol.

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    Do you feel your best when your strung out on your morphine and meth?

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    Drinking alcohol takes you into a lower state of mind. If you drink a lot of it, things get very fuzzy and they are not very sharp or defined. This brings you into a lower state of attention.

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    Drink is the feast of reason and the flow of soul.

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    Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.

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    Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

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    Drug prohibition has caused gang warfare and other violent crimes by raising the prices of drugs so much that vicious criminals enter the market to make astronomical profits, and addicts rob and steal to get money to pay the inflated prices for their drugs.

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    Drunkeness is temporary suicide: the happiness that it brings is merely negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness.

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    Drunkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view.

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    Drugs and alcohol can be so destructive.

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    Every addiction arises from an unconscious refusal to face and move through your own pain. Every addiction starts with pain and ends with pain. Whatever the substance you are addicted to - alcohol, food, legal or illegal drugs, or a person - you are using something or somebody to cover up your pain.

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    Every friend of freedom... must be as revolted as I am by the prospect of turning the United States into an armed camp, by the vision of jails filled with casual drug users and of an army of enforcers empowered to invade the liberty of citizens on slight evidence.

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    Every junkie is like a setting sun.

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    Every morning just before breakfast I don't want no coffee or tea, just me and my good Buddy Wieser, that's all I ever need.

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    Everyone feels like they would love to be a really cool bartender in a really cool bar, but you're still surrounded by people who want to destroy themselves with alcohol. When you look at it that way, it's not that much fun.

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    Everyone knows that in the early stages of a relationship, some alcohol can help lead to lowering inhibitions, calming some nerves and encouraging fearlessness. And sometimes that helps you meet someone or get with a partner you normally wouldn't have, so it can be good in that sense.

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    Every person in the AA program who's successful is living proof that he or she does have power over addictive drugs and alcohol- the power to stop.

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    Experimenting with drugs, drinking, doing this just enough to be accepted as one of the crowd, but I hated drugs, and I hated the taste of alcohol!

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    External means of escape like alcohol, drug use, and even overeating are a means of pushing uncertainty away and covering it up temporarily. And they may feel comforting for a moment, but I don't need to tell you that eventually they will cause more trouble than they ever solve.

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    ... giving up alcohol or cigarettes is a lead-pipe cinch compared to the renunciation of complacence by a former (self-appointed) elite.

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    God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

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    Champagne does have one regular drawback: swilled as a regular thing a certain sourness settles in the tummy, and the result is permanent bad breath. Really incurable.

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    Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.