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Caffeine. The gateway drug.

Champagne does have one regular drawback: swilled as a regular thing a certain sourness settles in the tummy, and the result is permanent bad breath. Really incurable.

Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.

Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector.

Children are often the silent victims of drug abuse.

Cholesterol to go with alcohol; all the bad things in English-speaking life end in -ol.

Christianity, alcohol the two great means of corruption.

Cigarettes and alcohol are much stronger gateway drugs [than marijuana].

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Civilized men arrived in the Pacific, armed with alcohol, syphilis, trousers, and the Bible.

Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.

Coffee in the morning, cocaine afternoons.

Cocaine eyes won't hide your face.

Cocaine for me was a place to hide. Most people get hyper on coke. It slowed me down. Sometimes it made me paranoid and impotent, but mostly it just made me withdrawn.

Come on boys, you must listen unto me, lay off the whiskey and let that cocaine be.

'Comfy,' that's one of the worst words! I just picture a woman feeling bad, with a big bottle of alcohol, really puffy.

Craft brewers are committed to promoting the safe and moderate consumption of their beverage, and work closely with their communities to prevent underage drinking and alcohol abuse.

Despite popular opinion, there are no important parallels between Madonna and Monroe, who was a virtuoso comedienne but who was in secure, depressive, passive-aggressive, and infuriatingly obstructionist in her career habits. Madonna is manic, perfectionist, workaholic. Monroe abused alcohol and drugs, while Madonna shuns them. Monroe had a tentative, melting, dreamy solipsism; Madonna has Judy Holliday's wisecracking smart mouth and Joan Crawford's steel will and bossy, circus master managerial competence.

Crackling Rosie make me smile. God, if it lasts for an hour that's alright, to set the world right. Find us a dream that don't ask no questions.

Do you feel your best when your strung out on your morphine and meth?

Doctors removed my gallbladder and pancreas, which are supposed to break down sugar and alcohol.

Don't you know alcohol kills brain cells...any damn brain cell that can't live through a good drunk deserves to die. You're doing yourself a favour, getting rid of all them nonhacking, underachieving ones. I'm working on improving your efficiency.

Did you know that there is growing scientific consensus that one of the most common types of sugar, fructose, can be toxic to the liver, just like alcohol? And unfortunately, this is the same type of sugar that you find in most sports drinks.

Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time.

Drinking alcohol takes you into a lower state of mind. If you drink a lot of it, things get very fuzzy and they are not very sharp or defined. This brings you into a lower state of attention.

Drink is the feast of reason and the flow of soul.

Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills.

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.

Drink not the third glass, which thou canst not tame, when once it is within thee.

Drink today, and drown all sorrow; you shall perhaps not do tomorrow.

Drugs and alcohol are not my problem, reality is my problem, drugs and alcohol are my solution.

Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine.

Drunkenness is temporary suicide.

Drugs, alcohol and ego. They are a bad mix.

Drugs and alcohol were ruling my life. I made a lot of bad decisions while I was drinking alcohol. The first thing I stopped was cigarettes and tobacco.

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.

Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity.

Each campus should absolutely investigate the use of alcohol, the prevalence of alcohol, and its role in sexual assault. We know that predators will use alcohol as a weapon. We know they will use drugs as a weapon.

Drug prohibition has caused gang warfare and other violent crimes by raising the prices of drugs so much that vicious criminals enter the market to make astronomical profits, and addicts rob and steal to get money to pay the inflated prices for their drugs.

Drunkeness is temporary suicide: the happiness that it brings is merely negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness.

Drunkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view.

Drugs and alcohol can be so destructive.

Enslavement to your own weakness - be it an addiction to alcohol, or to a woman or to fame - it's degrading, and it means losing your dignity and your freedom.

Even if an alcoholic is powerless over alcohol once it enters his body, he still makes a choice to drink. And, even if someone is attracted to a person of the same sex, he or she still makes a choice to engage in sexual activity with someone of the same gender.

Eugenie, my sweet, your outraged protests are adorable, but they only continue to slow us down. If you want me to help you, then let me. If you don't, then take me to one of those places where human women wear revealing clothing and quickly lose their virtue through alcohol.

Even after several hospitalizations for alcohol and drug-related nervous breakdowns, poet Edna St. Vincent Millay defined sobriety as restricting her daily intake of liquor to a liter and a half of wine.

Ever since I was an itty bitty kitty, been drinking liquor out of Mama's titty.