Best 1158 quotes in «alcohol quotes» category

Photography, like alcohol, should only be allowed to those who can do without it.

Playing sports has always been my greatest pleasure. I don't smoke, I hardly drink alcohol. Sports helped get me into the presidential palace. My first position in the union was that of sports secretary.

Please pass me the peace weed, and take some heed. Throw away all that mixed up speed.

Pleasure which must be enjoyed at the expense of another's pain, can never be enjoyed by a worthy mind. Pleasure's couch is virtues grave.

Pour me something tall and strong, make it a Hurricane before I go insane. It's only half past twelve but I don't care, it's 5 O'clock somewhere.

Power intoxicates men. When a man is intoxicated by alcohol, he can recover, but when intoxicated by power, he seldom recovers.

Power comes from doing meditation, leading a controlled life, being conservative, not wasting all your energy on drugs, alcohol and sex and other pastimes. The guideline for all experience is how you feel afterwards.

Pretty much any drug you can name, I've done it.

Protocol, alcohol, and Geritol.

Rationally speaking, blaming one's behavior on alcohol or drugs is like blaming the ladder by which you descended into a pit, or the staircase that took you down to a cellar, for what you found there.

Refrain from drink which is the source of all evil-and the ruin of half the workmen in this Country.

Scientists in California have discovered a chemical in the brain that causes use of Windows in otherwise normal human beings. It's called alcohol.

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

Said Aristotle unto Plato, 'Have another sweet potato?' Said Plato unto Aristotle, 'Thank you, I prefer the bottle.'

Seeing is believing to most families who have lived with a drinker.

Romance, like alcohol, should be enjoyed but must not be allowed to become necessary.

Sanity is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency.

Science could never get you to make alcohol and tobacco legal and marijuana illegal. Only racism can do that.

Scientists are coming to recognise the effects of the mind on physical health. The sense of relaxation associated with inner peace involves not only being physically at ease. If you are nagged by worry or seething with anger, you’re not really relaxed. The key to relaxation is peace of mind. The relaxation gained from alcohol, drugs or just listening to music may seem attractive, but it doesn’t last.

Seems I used to do everything like I was on a mission. If it was alcohol, I wanted to drink till I couldn't see straight. If it was golf, I wanted to beat everybody's brains out. If it was driving, I can get there faster'n you can. It's not anybody's fault, I guess. I was stubborn as hell. I had no direction.

Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world's about to end.

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

She [my mother] struggled, abusing alcohol for quite some time, and so we just kind of drifted apart. I went to college. But I dedicate the book to her because she is the true champion of the family. She kept our family together. She provided us with a roof over our head. She always worked.

Smoke that herb and clear your mind.

Smoking wildwood flower got to be a habit, we didn't see no harm. We thought it was kind of handy, to take a trip and never leave the farm.

Snorting cocaine is like feeding pork to the brain.

So at the end of the day, our number 1 goal, our top priority, is to motivate American youngsters to reject the abuse of illegal drugs, tobacco and alcohol. All three of them are illegal behaviors.

Sobriety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes. Not through mere perversity do men run after it.

Some of the morays have held on. When I was in school, I remember asking the question, "Why is it that whenever I walk into a fraternity there's alcohol everywhere and there's no alcohol in a sorority? Why is it that sororities won't allow alcohol, but fraternities do? What is that?" You know, nobody had a really good answer, and that's kind of held on. It's one of the issues that's being examined now - the role of alcohol in sexual assault.

So many things can get you high, I'm gonna try them all just once before I die.

Some people drink to unleash their libidos, and other people drink to prop up their egos.

Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you'd let me in and you would love every minute.

Some people tell you you should not drink claret after strawberries. They are wrong.

Some people recovering from drugs or alcohol stay with the programs indefinitely, making the recovery program their family, a long-term source of attention rewards.

Staring at the world through the bottom of a glass, all I see is a man who's fading fast.

Some writers take to drink, others take to audiences.

Stick a needle in your arm, you bite the dust, you buy the farm.

[T]ea, that uniquely English meal, that unnecessary collation at which no stimulants--neither alcohol nor meat--are served, that comforting repast of which to partake is as good as second childhood.

Stronger than alcohol, vaster than poetry, Ferment the freckled red bitterness of love!

Switch clicking off in my head, turning the hot light off and the cool night on and — [He looks up, smiling sadly.] — all of a sudden there's—peace!

Sweet cherry wine, so very fine, take it on down, pass it all around.

Taking B12 is the price of getting to be vegan, the way wearing a helmet is the price of getting to ride a motorcycle and giving up alcohol for nine months is the price of getting to have a baby.

Success is my drug of choice.

Such lifestyle factors such as cigarette smoking, excessive alcohol consumption, little physical activity and low dietary calcium intake are risk factors for osteoporosis as well as for many other non-communicable diseases.

That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.

That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.

That's wonderful, but my mind has been destroyed by alcohol.

The abuse of food, alcohol, or drugs is essentially a material response to a need that isn't really physical at its foundation.. What we are looking for is pure joy rather than mere sensation, or even oblivion of sensation. Addiction is unrecognized spiritual craving.