Best 1158 quotes in «alcohol quotes» category

Be careful of things like alcohol and drugs.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!

Before they give you a lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol. It's true. Well, they don't want you to get an infection, and you can see their point. They don't want some guy go to hell and be sick.

Being raised Catholic in a pressure-cooker household besieged by alcohol and bill collectors enforced and heightened a sense of sentry duty in me, the oldest of five children and the one most responsible for keeping everything from capsizing. Wild indulgence was for other people, the non-worriers.

A woman warm and willing is what I'm looking for, cause the whiskey ain't working anymore.

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.

Beware of anger. It is the most difficult to remove of all the hindrances. But it is the alcohol of the body, you know, and the devil of it is that it deadens the perceptions.

Black people drink lots of beer. However, you won't see us skiing down a mountain for one, or see us diving for Frisbees on concrete for one.

Blunt force didn't knock out the drug epidemic. 21 million Americans are addicted to drugs or alcohol. And half of all federal inmates are in for drug crimes.

Being with the president’s daughter, no matter who the president is, you are connected to the most powerful political force on earth, and that’s scary. And when you mix crystal meth and alcohol with that, it’s…kind of exciting. A little too exciting.

Being fat is the absolute nadir of the misfit. You're a misfit because nothing fits. You don't fit in. You're not fit. You're fat. Fat doesn't have the poetic cachet of alcohol, the whiff of danger in the drug of choice. You're just fat. Being fat is so un-American, so unattractive, unerotic, unfashionable, undisciplined, unthinkable, uncool. It makes you invisible. It makes you conspicuous.

BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.

Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew.

But that's a side effect of alcohol, isn't it? Stopping to think about other people is not on the bar menu.

But there is no withdrawal, but with tobacco there is terrible withdrawal, it is almost impossible for a lot of people. I did , I went cold turkey, they never had any patches in those days but grass was not difficult, alcohol not difficult, but tobacco - oh my god.

Bourbon does for me what the piece of cake did for Proust.

But when alcohol comes in, start running. Because there's a demon there, and it goes back to her childhood.

Caffeine. The gateway drug.

Buy a nickel bag, smoke a little lye, get high tonight, get high tonight.

Busy, curious, thirsty fly, Drink with me, and drink as I.

Champagne does have one regular drawback: swilled as a regular thing a certain sourness settles in the tummy, and the result is permanent bad breath. Really incurable.

Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.

Children are often the silent victims of drug abuse.

Cholesterol to go with alcohol; all the bad things in English-speaking life end in -ol.

Cigarettes and alcohol are much stronger gateway drugs [than marijuana].

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Civilized men arrived in the Pacific, armed with alcohol, syphilis, trousers, and the Bible.

Christianity, alcohol the two great means of corruption.

Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.

Cocaine eyes won't hide your face.

Cocaine for me was a place to hide. Most people get hyper on coke. It slowed me down. Sometimes it made me paranoid and impotent, but mostly it just made me withdrawn.

Come on boys, you must listen unto me, lay off the whiskey and let that cocaine be.

'Comfy,' that's one of the worst words! I just picture a woman feeling bad, with a big bottle of alcohol, really puffy.

Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector.

Crackling Rosie make me smile. God, if it lasts for an hour that's alright, to set the world right. Find us a dream that don't ask no questions.

Craft brewers are committed to promoting the safe and moderate consumption of their beverage, and work closely with their communities to prevent underage drinking and alcohol abuse.

Coffee in the morning, cocaine afternoons.

Doctors removed my gallbladder and pancreas, which are supposed to break down sugar and alcohol.

Did you know that there is growing scientific consensus that one of the most common types of sugar, fructose, can be toxic to the liver, just like alcohol? And unfortunately, this is the same type of sugar that you find in most sports drinks.

Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time.

Don't you know alcohol kills brain cells...any damn brain cell that can't live through a good drunk deserves to die. You're doing yourself a favour, getting rid of all them nonhacking, underachieving ones. I'm working on improving your efficiency.

Drinking alcohol takes you into a lower state of mind. If you drink a lot of it, things get very fuzzy and they are not very sharp or defined. This brings you into a lower state of attention.

Do you feel your best when your strung out on your morphine and meth?

Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills.

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

Drink is the feast of reason and the flow of soul.

Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.

Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.

Drink not the third glass, which thou canst not tame, when once it is within thee.