Best 127 quotes in «bathroom quotes» category

I had a hard time with bullying. I ate lunch in the bathroom.

I had a stalker who was extremely violent. He broke into the studio with knives and I was locked in a bathroom.

I have a system with bathrooms. I spend a lot of time in them. They are sanctuaries, public places of peace spaced throughout the world for people like me.

(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom.

I have a little bit of an addiction to work. So I'm always hiding in the bathroom with my Blackberry to work when I'm on holiday.

I guess I'm not that metrosexual. My bathroom cabinet is hardly overflowing with products. I only really have my stuff for shaving. I can't honestly say I moisturise, though I probably should.

I learned a lot about what it was like to have to use different hotels and not use the bathrooms, which made me more determined to be an activist.

I have got five minutes, some whip-its, and the key to the executive bathroom.

I love to travel and to be inspired by new things, so everything is always new. I've never done the same bathroom or the same kitchen a second time. It's challenging, and I like to be challenged.

I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to install air conditioning units and a few other things.

I'm a leave-the-bathroom-door-open nudist, which is sometimes disconcerting for my friends.

In high school I was an outcast I wasn't cool to hang out with. I ate my lunch in a bathroom stall because that was the one place I could go where I wouldn't been seen.

I kind of have to go to the bathroom," Aria said woozily. Ezra smiled. "Can I come?

In really fancy restaurants they never point to the bathroom, they just gesture toward the bathroom or they'll lead you to the bathroom. The fancier the restaurant, the less pointing there is.

I share it here because something was about to occur on that bathroom floor that would change forever the progression of my life..what happened was that I started to pray.

In any relationship there are certain doors that should never be opened. The bathroom door, for example.

In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue!

I smoke so much. Three packs a day... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass.

I still get nervous on dates. I'll be sitting at dinner with a guy and I have to excuse myself and go to the bathroom because I can't breathe.

I started singing in the bathroom, ... Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.

It annoys the hell out of me when people say, This is the kitchen, and this is the bathroom. What am I, Helen Keller? I mean, it's pretty obvious when you're in a kitchen and when you're not.

I see all. I hear all. I know all. And I spend a great deal of time in the bathroom.

It is easier for me to take ten good pictures in an airplane bathroom than in the gardens at Versailles.

It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel." "Hmm." He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were meant for each other as I can interpret that as you meaning something more like Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick.

I think allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS.

I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.

I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart.

Kitten, when did you get so tall? (Ravyn) I grew while you were in the bathroom. (Erika)

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about

I've never turned blue in someone else's bathroom. I consider that the height of bad manners.

Love dries up, I thought as I walked back to the bathroom, even faster than sperm.

Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.

Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me go to the bathroom.

Lore? Tell me what Sin said about you being tortured wasn't true,' He didn't look at her as he moved toward the bathroom. 'It wasn't true.' 'You're lying.' 'You told me to.

Marriage is two people in love standing in the same bathroom

Most writers, including myself, had to endure a lot of rejections before finally getting published. You could wallpaper a sizeable bathroom with the rejection slips I have received. Don't ever give up!

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother.

My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there?

My understanding of Twitter was that it was a bunch of famous people telling you when they're going to the bathroom. And, that was not something I wanted to be part of.

Oh, cold world -- I have grown so weary of you and all your horrible bathrooms.

People always tell me I'm too modest, and that I'm allowed to tell myself now and then that I'm good at something. Well okay then, the bathroom is very (beautiful) clean right now.

Never discuss the poem you contemplate writing. It's like turning on the outside spigot. It takes all the pressure off the upstairs bathroom.

Regarding punishment, we've learned from the downfall of Harvey Weinstein and other famous men not only that times have changed, but also that ostracism is an efficient tool. It reminds me of the tradition of bathroom lists of sexual assaulters at Brown beginning in 1990. Back then the administrators called the students who wrote them "magic marker terrorists" and threatened them with expulsion if caught. Now a Shitty Media Men list can dominate the news for days as HR departments across the coasts hastily assess their employees and their liability.

Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner!

Rude staff, bad lighting, and dirty bathrooms are all signs of a bad restaurant and a good reason to leave a restaurant!

Some people out there think everything I do is a publicity stunt, they think when I go to the bathroom it's a publicity stunt.

Repeat: Sharing the kids bathroom while my master bath gets renovated is family bonding. So fun.

Sometimes, all it takes to save people from a terrible fate is one person willing to do something about it. Even if that "something" is a fake bathroom break.