Best 127 quotes in «bathroom quotes» category

I don't like to go out to clubs, because I find myself seeing remnants of drugs in the bathroom.

I don't think having separate bathrooms is a key to a successful marriage, if you love one another.

I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub.

If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.

If I'm stuck, I get up from my chair and I wash windows. Or... clean the bathroom. Or vacuum the attic. There's always something to be done.

I guess I'm not that metrosexual. My bathroom cabinet is hardly overflowing with products. I only really have my stuff for shaving. I can't honestly say I moisturise, though I probably should.

I had a hard time with bullying. I ate lunch in the bathroom.

I had a stalker who was extremely violent. He broke into the studio with knives and I was locked in a bathroom.

I have a little bit of an addiction to work. So I'm always hiding in the bathroom with my Blackberry to work when I'm on holiday.

I have a system with bathrooms. I spend a lot of time in them. They are sanctuaries, public places of peace spaced throughout the world for people like me.

(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom.

I have got five minutes, some whip-its, and the key to the executive bathroom.

I kind of have to go to the bathroom," Aria said woozily. Ezra smiled. "Can I come?

I don't want to be like the actor who rehearses everything in the bathroom, then comes to the set and carries on completely uninterrupted while the other actors tiptoe away.

I love to travel and to be inspired by new things, so everything is always new. I've never done the same bathroom or the same kitchen a second time. It's challenging, and I like to be challenged.

I'm a leave-the-bathroom-door-open nudist, which is sometimes disconcerting for my friends.

I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to install air conditioning units and a few other things.

In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.

In any relationship there are certain doors that should never be opened. The bathroom door, for example.

I learned a lot about what it was like to have to use different hotels and not use the bathrooms, which made me more determined to be an activist.

In high school I was an outcast I wasn't cool to hang out with. I ate my lunch in a bathroom stall because that was the one place I could go where I wouldn't been seen.

In really fancy restaurants they never point to the bathroom, they just gesture toward the bathroom or they'll lead you to the bathroom. The fancier the restaurant, the less pointing there is.

I smoke so much. Three packs a day... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass.

I see all. I hear all. I know all. And I spend a great deal of time in the bathroom.

I share it here because something was about to occur on that bathroom floor that would change forever the progression of my life..what happened was that I started to pray.

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue!

I started singing in the bathroom, ... Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.

I still get nervous on dates. I'll be sitting at dinner with a guy and I have to excuse myself and go to the bathroom because I can't breathe.

It annoys the hell out of me when people say, This is the kitchen, and this is the bathroom. What am I, Helen Keller? I mean, it's pretty obvious when you're in a kitchen and when you're not.

I think allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS.

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart.

I've never turned blue in someone else's bathroom. I consider that the height of bad manners.

I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.

Kitten, when did you get so tall? (Ravyn) I grew while you were in the bathroom. (Erika)

It is easier for me to take ten good pictures in an airplane bathroom than in the gardens at Versailles.

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about

It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel." "Hmm." He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were meant for each other as I can interpret that as you meaning something more like Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick.

Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.

Lore? Tell me what Sin said about you being tortured wasn't true,' He didn't look at her as he moved toward the bathroom. 'It wasn't true.' 'You're lying.' 'You told me to.

Love dries up, I thought as I walked back to the bathroom, even faster than sperm.

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

Marriage is two people in love standing in the same bathroom

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother.

Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me go to the bathroom.

My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there?

My understanding of Twitter was that it was a bunch of famous people telling you when they're going to the bathroom. And, that was not something I wanted to be part of.

Never discuss the poem you contemplate writing. It's like turning on the outside spigot. It takes all the pressure off the upstairs bathroom.

People forget that public people and celebrities, they too have to go to the bathroom and get divorced.

Oh, cold world -- I have grown so weary of you and all your horrible bathrooms.