Best 127 quotes in «bathroom quotes» category

Acting is like painting pictures on bathroom tissues. Ten minutes later you throw them away and they are gone.

A bathroom should be sterile and beautiful and functional. It should exude Japanese-style purity.

To me bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one.

[about the Hotel Marmont on Sunset Blvd., a piece of Hollywood history] I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.

After about 25 fights you don't always have to keep going to the bathroom before the fight.

As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom.

All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom.

At Disneyland, you never go backstage - even when youre in the bathroom.

As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he can help it.

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

Did you really think I was too fragile to know what Deryn was?" "Fragile?" Volger looked about. "I hadn't thought so, but now I find you brooding in a bathroom. This doesn't speak well of your sturdiness.

But I've swallowed my pride before, that's for sure. I'm practically lined with my mistakes on the inside like a bad-wallpapered bathroom.

Dudes," He said, "Do not follow other dudes to the bathroom." Isabelle sighed. "Latent homosexual panic will do you in every time

Everybody needs a seashell in her bathroom to remind her the ocean is her home.

Everybody knows that only creeps put cameras in the bathroom.

I completely bombed the audition... I was insecure, stopping and starting. I went to the bathroom and cried.

EVE:so thats the bathroom where shane spends houres doing his hair shane:bite me

Fang (sarcasticaly): Go pick out a tree and I'll carve our initials in it. Max: (screams and goes in the bathroom)

I can't go to the cinema. I go to the bathroom in a petrol station and people come in there for autographs. It's tough but I knew that was going to be the case.

I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me.

Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to co-operate.

I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom.

I am going to be working on bathroom fittings for a company in the USA, and then I thought it was appropriate to simplify the fittings and, thus, lowering the cost.

I can't believe anyone would voluntarily run 26 miles. Sometimes I sit on the couch cross-legged because I don't feel like walking to the bathroom.

I don't want to be like the actor who rehearses everything in the bathroom, then comes to the set and carries on completely uninterrupted while the other actors tiptoe away.

I do have a fantasy life in which I can grout bathrooms - but not for a living.

I don't like to go out to clubs, because I find myself seeing remnants of drugs in the bathroom.

I don't think having separate bathrooms is a key to a successful marriage, if you love one another.

I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub.

If I'm stuck, I get up from my chair and I wash windows. Or... clean the bathroom. Or vacuum the attic. There's always something to be done.

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.

I had a hard time with bullying. I ate lunch in the bathroom.

I guess I'm not that metrosexual. My bathroom cabinet is hardly overflowing with products. I only really have my stuff for shaving. I can't honestly say I moisturise, though I probably should.

I had a stalker who was extremely violent. He broke into the studio with knives and I was locked in a bathroom.

I have a little bit of an addiction to work. So I'm always hiding in the bathroom with my Blackberry to work when I'm on holiday.

(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom.

I have a system with bathrooms. I spend a lot of time in them. They are sanctuaries, public places of peace spaced throughout the world for people like me.

I kind of have to go to the bathroom," Aria said woozily. Ezra smiled. "Can I come?

I have got five minutes, some whip-its, and the key to the executive bathroom.

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue!

I'm a leave-the-bathroom-door-open nudist, which is sometimes disconcerting for my friends.

I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to install air conditioning units and a few other things.

In any relationship there are certain doors that should never be opened. The bathroom door, for example.

In high school I was an outcast I wasn't cool to hang out with. I ate my lunch in a bathroom stall because that was the one place I could go where I wouldn't been seen.

I see all. I hear all. I know all. And I spend a great deal of time in the bathroom.

I started singing in the bathroom, ... Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.

I learned a lot about what it was like to have to use different hotels and not use the bathrooms, which made me more determined to be an activist.

I love to travel and to be inspired by new things, so everything is always new. I've never done the same bathroom or the same kitchen a second time. It's challenging, and I like to be challenged.

In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.