Best 143 quotes in «zombie apocalypse quotes» category

A riverless silence made the air heavy.

All of her days were full of strangeness here at the end of the world, but this day was standing out as one of the stranger ones.

All that ran through my mind at her suggesstion was running through the park with a ton of turned Disney Princesses and the three little pigs hot on our trail.

Benny Imura was appalled to learn that the Apocalypse came with homework. "Why do we have to study this stuff?" he demanded. "We already know what happened. People started turning into zoms, the zoms ate just about everyone, everyone who dies becomes a zom, so the moral of this tale is: Try not to die.

Black Friday – (AKA Zombie Apocalypse) Is an event of subset half-dead human like beings confronted with ravenous bloodthirsty monsters preparing to pummel down the doors mid-afternoon on Thanksgiving Day.

Be proactive; and ready to run if proactive backfires.

Black vomit came gushing out Samantha’s mouth, adding to the puddle already on the floor. Samantha was covered in a sheen of sweat, crouched on all fours on the wooden hallway floor, like an animal. Her thick yellow fingernails made deep scratches in the wood as her body convulsed with each new expulsion of the black vomit. Her hair was long and thick and full; thicker and fuller than he had ever seen it. It reminded him of a lion’s mane. Her skin was a sickly pale grey with disturbing red boils the size of grapefruit and weeping puss-filled black blotches where others had burst. Spider webs of blue veins were visible under the skin all over her body.

Building relationships is building business. Also, you sometimes need other people to kill all the motherfucking zombies.

As far as plans went, it was like facing the zombie apocalypse with a nail file and a bag of Skittles. It might work, but chances were good that I'd die a horrible, painful death. At least the end would be filled with fruity, candy goodness. And for my dramatic death scene I could whisper, in a creepy, quivery death rattle, taste the rainbow. Boy would those zombies be confused.

But I was still determined to protect her. It might be the one good thing I would ever do in my life. I wondered if God would even notice.

‘Can’t you see what they are?’ I said. ‘They’re all dead.’

Come now, I was not about to let that thing eat you.

Contrary to popular belief," Gretchen grumbled. "It's creepy to watch a girl while she sleeps." Clint shrugged and smiled. "Sorry, I guess I should've just woken you up.

David shook his head in astonishment. Steve had not lost his flair for words, he thought. Not even in a Zombie Apocalypse.

David hadn’t realized it, yet, but Day One of the Zombie Apocalypse had begun.

Do fight unwinnable battles. Sometimes they're worth it.

Don't fear change. Just fear everything and everyone else.

But if you want to know who the scariest person in the group is, look for the one who’s been fighting zombies without smearing her eyeliner.

Did you ever think it won’t be the undead who kill us, but ordinary people?

Don't forget the little people, even when you want to.

Do what you love and the zombies will follow.

Drive. He’s already dead.

Dress for success. Also arm yourself for it.

Don't they teach y'all anythin' in school these days?" She frowned. Apparently they needed to improve the current How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse 101 courses.

Dude, don’t die out here.

Era diventato un conoscitore della poesia trovata nei nascondigli abbandonati. il minuscolo cuneo di spazio stentato fra i mobili ammucchiati e la porta di casa in cui si erano infilati coloro che se ne andavano. L'ampio arco invitante di una vecchia chiesa oppressa dai palazzoni, l'unica porta aperta nell'intero isolato, le macerie sulla scalinata spinte via durante la fuga e il passaggio sgombro a creare una sorta di tappeto per gli sposi diretti alla limousine della luna di miele. Fuori, in campagna, la sola finestra libera fra le altre rivestite di assi al primo piano della fattoria e lo zerbino di vetri infranti. Quelli dentro avevano tentato una sortita e lì la storia si interrompeva. Ce l'avevano fatta?

‘Eighth one this week,’ he said.

Ebola then turns the insides of its host into jelly: you begin to vomit black junk which is basically your dissolved liver and internal organs.

Expand. Why stick to just killing zombies? Or killing them just one way.

Father's always saying that South Africa must be one of the best countries in the world for surviving a zombie apocalypse,' Megan says seriously. 'It's full of security estates and high fences.

Everything dies eventually. We all know that. People, cities, whole civilizations. Nothing lasts. So if existence was just binary, dead or alive, here or not here, what would be the fucking point in anything? My mom used to say that's why we have memory. And the opposite of memory - hope. So things that are gone can still matter. So we can build off our pasts and make futures.

Even now I can’t describe the fear that contaminated my blood like black ink.

God exists. He has one wicked since of humor, and right now he’s having a grand old time punking the planet.

Fear is what makes you smart,” I told myself quietly. “Only a dead hero isn’t afraid.

For an instant I saw before me the young girl this used to be.

Give them another five minutes or so. I mean, it is the Zombie Apocalypse out there and they had to go across town twice making detours, just like when we came here.

Fake it til you make it. Just make it.

Guns are not the problem. The species is the problem.

Her voice was small and distant, like she’d already left the room.

His eyes were like two wafers of slate, grey and lifeless.

His leg split like a piece of lumber being hit with an awl.

...I can't make exceptions for myself. If I can run, I will run. I don't have to feel good to do it.

I didn’t have much faith in humanity before. I have even less faith now that the world has sh*t the bed.” – character quote

I didn’t smoke often, and had never smoked before the apocalypse, but now I had more pressing health issues to worry about.

... Have you considered that maybe this is the birth of a new world, that what happens next is a golden opportunity to change the nature of man in a fundamental way?” “Those are brave words, Tiresias.” “New parents can’t afford to be anything but brave, Eddie.

I fared excellent on the zombie apocalypse assessment; however, I did not do so well on the surviving without your love questionnaire.

If a fae sorcerer, or sorcerers, are using necromancy to raise the dead they need to be stopped. No matter what happens, we need to bring a reckoning.--Catherine

If she did bitch-slap me, I'd bitch-slap her right back, but I resented the word bitch and all its familiar forms, as it was degrading to women and dogs everywhere.

If you don't know a name, you can't be hurt when they go. I have no friends anymore, all are lost.

I don’t know how these things died without benefit of a bullet to the brain pan. They seemed to exist in an eternal twilight of longing.