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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
A computer is like air conditioning - it becomes useless when you open Windows
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
All operating systems sucks, but Linux just sucks less
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
A lot of people still like Solaris, but I'm in active competition with them, and so I hope they die.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
A lot of people want to have market share numbers, lots of users, because that's how they view their self worth. For me, one of the most important things for Linux is having a big community that is actively testing new kernels; it's the only way to support the absolute insane amount of different hardware we deal with.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
And 1.1.81 is officially BugFree(tm), so if you receive any bug-reports on it, you know they are just evil lies.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
An individual developer like me cares about writing the new code and making it as interesting and efficient as possible. But very few people want to do the testing.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
An infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU emacs would never make a good program.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
Artists usually don't make all that much money, and they often keep their artistic hobby despite the money rather than due to it.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
Avoiding complexity reduces bugs.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their data to an FTP site and have everyone else mirror it.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
Bad programmers worry about the code. Good programmers worry about data structures and their relationships.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
Before the commercial ventures, Linux tended to be rather hard to set up, because most of the developers were motivated mainly by their own interests.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
Being open source meant that I could work on the technical side (along with lots of other people), and others who had the interest and inclination could start up companies around it.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
Bill Gates really seems to be much more of a business man than a technologist, while I prefer to think of Linux in technical terms rather than as a means to money. As such, I'm not very likely to make the same kind of money that Bill made.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
Bill Gates really seems to be much more of a business man than a technologist, while I prefer to think of Linux in technical terms rather than as a means to money.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
By staying neutral, I end up being somebody that everybody can trust. Even if they don't always agree with my decisions, they know I'm not working against them.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
C++ is a horrible language. It's made more horrible by the fact that a lot of substandard programmers use it, to the point where it's much much easier to generate total and utter crap with it.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
C++ is in that inconvenient spot where it doesn't help make things simple enough to be truly usable for prototyping or simple GUI programming, and yet isn't the lean system programming language that C is that actively encourages you to use simple and direct constructs.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
Developers have the attention spans of slightly moronic woodland creatures.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
Don't ever make the mistake [of thinking] that you can design something better than what you get from ruthless massively parallel trial-and-error with a feedback cycle. That's giving your intelligence much too much credit.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
Eventually the revolutionaries become the established culture, and then what will they do
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
Every once in a while an issue comes up where I have to make a statement. I can't totally avoid all political issues, but I try my best to minimize them. When I do make a statement, I try to be fairly neutral.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
Every time I see some piece of medical research saying that caffeine is good for you, I high-five myself. Because I'm going to live forever.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
Excusing bad programming is a shooting offence, no matter what the circumstances.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
Fairly cheap home computing was what changed my life.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
Finnish companies tend to be very traditional, not taking many risks. Silicon Valley is completely different: people here really live on the edge.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
Generally, the best way to learn git is probably to first only do very basic things and not even look at some of the things you can do until you are familiar and confident about the basics.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
Helsinki isn't all that bad. It's a very nice city, and it's cold really only in wintertime.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
Helsinki may not be as cold as you make it out to be, but California is still a lot nicer. I don't remember the last time I couldn't walk around in shorts all day.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
Hey, I'm a good software engineer, but I'm not exactly known for my fashion sense. White socks and sandals don't translate to 'good design sense'.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
Hmmm, completely a-religious - atheist. I find that people seem to think religion brings morals and appreciation of nature. I actually think it detracts from both.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
I actually don't believe that everybody should necessarily try to learn to code. I think it's reasonably specialized, and nobody really expects most people to have to do it. It's not like knowing how to read and write and do basic math.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
I actually think that I'm a rather optimistic and happy person; it's just that I'm not a very positive person, if you see the difference.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
I am pragmatic. That which works, works, and theory can go screw itself. However, my pragmatism also extends to maintainability, which is why I also want it done well.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
I am very happy about Android obviously. I use Android, and it's actually made cellphones very usable.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
I can mostly laugh at myself and this whole mess called "Linux developers," which means that I get along with most people and most people get along with me.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
I can't say that I like MicroSoft: I think they make rather bad operating systems - Windows NT is just more of the same - but while I dislike their operating systems and abhor their tactics in the marketplace I at the same time don't really care all that much about them.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
I'd argue that everybody wants to do something that matters, and the fact that Linux has had a huge impact on the tech market and is used virtually everywhere is obviously very personally satisfying. I think programming is fun, and the community around the kernel is great, but a project has to be relevant too.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
I'd like to point out that I don't think that there is anything fundamentally superior in the GPL as compared to the BSD license, for example. But the GPL is what I want to program with, because unlike the BSD license it guarantees that anybody who works on the project in the future will also contribute their changes back to the community.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
I'd much rather have 15 people arguing about something than 15 people splitting into two camps, each side convinced it's right and not talking to the other.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
I don't actually follow other operating systems much. I don't compete - I just worry about making Linux better than itself, not others.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
I don't actually go to that many conferences. I do that a couple of times a year. Normally, I am not recognized; people don't throw their panties at me. I'm a perfectly normal person sitting in my den just doing my job.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
I don't doubt at all that virtualization is useful in some areas. What I doubt rather strongly is that it will ever have the kind of impact that the people involved in virtualization want it to have.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
I don't expect to go hungry if I decide to leave the University. Resume: Linux looks pretty good in many places.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
I don't go to conferences quite as much as I used to: having a child and movin away from the university leaves me with less time, but I've tried to balance things out - not just spending time with Linux all the time, but having a real job and a real life at the same time.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
I don't have any authority over Linux other than this notion that I know what I'm doing.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
I don't think commercialization is the answer to anything. It's just one more facet of Linux, and not the deciding one by any means.
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By AnonymLinus Torvalds
I don't think I'm unusual in preferring my laptop to be thin and light.
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