Best 133 quotes of Charlie Sheen on MyQuotes

A lot of people think Major League’s called Wild Thing. As they should.

A lot of people will say, "Oh, I got into acting because I wanted to explore my craft." They're a bunch of liars, unless they're Sean Penn, DeNiro or my dad. For the rest of us it was all about chicks and money.

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?

Athletes become our heroes, because they're superhuman. They do things nobody else can do. They're better than 6 billion other people.

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

By the way, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground and all you people care about is my bullshit... Pathetic. Shame, shame shame

Can't is the cancer of happening.

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.

Defeat is not an option. Period. The End.

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

Dying is for fools. I'm proud of what I created. I exposed people to magic. I exposed people to things they would never see in their normal lives.

Early on, I used to think it was really cool and macho to jump out of the car and tackle the bad guy. But then when you see the stunts in the movie, you realize it could've been a lady in a poncho.

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course.

Fear is never a good enough reason to do nothing

For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

Get your egos off the battlefield.

Guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies, a ton of success, I mean, come on bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying.

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

I believe in detox. I think detox is smart. You've got a guy who's in an opiate cycle or a dope cycle or something, and he can't get out of it. You shut him down long enough so at least his body can start working for itself again.

I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami.

I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

I don't sleep. I wait. I sleep in cars and on couches. I sleep when I can, but when I can't sleep, I just don't, so I figure there's a higher calling keeping me on point that night.

I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.

I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring, normal lives. And I gave that to them. I may forget about them tomorrow, but they'll live with that memory for the rest of their lives. And that's a gift, man.

If someone follows you, go to a different room. If they keep following you, get in your car. If they follow you in your car, drive to a police station. There are ways to not engage.

If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd better work through your resentments.' Yeah, no. I'm gonna hang on to them, and they're gonna fuel my attack. And they're going to fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous and secret and silent soldiers. Because they're all around you. Sorry, you thought you were just messing with one dude. Winning.

If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.

I got tiger blood man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

I got tiger blood, man. My brain fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.

I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

I have Tiger Blood running through my vains.

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.

I just think the whole disease model of addiction is crap. It's rooted in fiction and junk science.

I kind of like that romantic image of being in a rocker with my family gathered around, all these generations in one room, listening intently to my stories.

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.

I know that sounds arrogant, but you can't not be special and have a 30-year career.

I'll hear a song I love and suddenly I'm isolated from everything around me just for a nanosecond. That's a moment between a moment.

I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.

I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.

Im a peaceful man with bad intentions.