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I am the worst judge of how a movie is going to do. I always have great and ambitious hopes, but none of them see the light of day.

I am the worst influence. If you can't handle your vices, then I am the Devil.

I am the world's worst good bridge player.

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.

I can certainly be my own worst critic and oftentimes forget to enjoy the here and now.

I can pretty much guarantee that if I do a show in a comedy club, there will be someone who will come out of the audience and tell me the worst joke ever. It's just a guarantee.

I can work as a writer, but I wanted to do stand-up. And I knew I could, at worst, work as a stand-up. And I like to travel, and I knew I wanted to do an hour special, so in order to get ready for that, I had to hit the road.

I daresay I was the worst bed partner in five continents.

I don't have the luxury of not going to work when I don't feel up to it. Most people don't. On those days, I acknowledge I am feeling f-cking crappy, and I'm not at my best, and I still want to or need to keep walking forward. I have to do some of my best work on my worst days. I have to look pretty even when I don't feel pretty. There's a way to hold both things.

I don't know whether this is the best of times or the worst of times, but I assure you it's the only time you've got. You can either sit on your expletive deleted or pick a daisy.

I don't mind about the dead ones. They're dead. The worst of it is, they cling to the living and won't let go.

I don't think I'm the worst singer, but I don't think I'm the best singer.

I find making trailers really frustrating, because sometimes the worst trailers are for the best movies.

If Democrats get another Elena Kagan, who has no business being there, if they get another Senorita Sonia Sotomayor, if they get another Stephen Breyer, who may be one of the absolute worst, Ruth "Buzzi" Ginsburg, if they get another one of these, then we don't have a Supreme Court, folks.

I feel that the longest and worst punishment should be reserved for those who slandered God by inventing Hell.

I find the worst audition is the no audition.

I hate being on my best behavior. It brings out the absolute worst in me.

If we are wise, let us prepare for the worst.

If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well.

If worse comes to worst, I say clearly - a soldier must follow military orders.

If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell shouldn't schedule a meeting with me before 10am.

Ignorance is the worst form of slavery. (Paraphrased)

If tonight our people were asked to cast their vote whether a convention should be entered into to stop the bombing of cities, the overwhelming majority would cry, "We will mete out to them [the Germans] the measure, and more than the measure, that they have meted out to us... We will have no truce or parley with you, or the grisly gang who work your wicked will. You do your worst - and we will do our best.

If you are anticipating the worst while hoping for the best, you will get the worst. The things that happen to you are in direct accordance with the things wherein you place your faith. Believe you are licked - and you are.

If you can tell anyone about it, it's not the worst thing you ever did.

If you want to be a good saddler, saddle the worst horse; for if you can tame one, you can tame all.

I guess the worst thing you feel in a fight is being out of shape.

I had been in London innumerable times, and yet till that day I had never noticed one of the worst things about London-the fact that it costs money even to sit down.

I had what can only be described as the worst voice in the history of music.

I love good creditable acquaintance; I love to be the worst of the company.

I have realised that my worst day as an artist is still better than my best day as a lawyer.

I have the world's worst pregnancies.

I know and love the good, yet, ah! the worst pursue.

I have lived the American dream. Even my worst days as attorney general have been better than my father's best days.

I have often thought that the best Christians are found in the worst of times.

I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.

I know already that I can survive it. That's the sorrow of it all. That whatever comes I'll survive it. I mean, even if the worst were to be true, would it really be the worst?

I love the ups and downs and the eccentricities of my career. The worst movies have produced some of the best friendships.

In doubt, fear is the worst of prophets.

I'm an amused observer. I don't bet or gamble; that's the worst thing.

I'm a terrible dancer. The worst.

I'm my own worst critic and harshest critic and I just want to put honest music out there.

I'm never at my worst because even at my lowest, its a learning experience. It's something that I'll bounce ideas off. I can take negatives and flip them to positives at all times.

I'm so terrible. When it comes to talking to women, I'm the worst. I don't know what to say. I come over very, very geeky.

I'm the worst in The Office. It's a problem. They've had to shut down the set for like 30 minutes because of me.

I'm the worst at teasing. I don't really know how much I can and can't say.

I'm the worst person about publicizing myself.

I never had good hair growing up - just had the worst nothing hair - and until I started being rough with it, even 'til this day I'm actually pretty rough with it, and ever since I've been like that it's been pretty darn good to me.

I'm in the worst place you can be. I sell magazines and not movie tickets.

I'm my own worst critic. I mean, I know what's wrong with everything that I've done.