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I am glad The Worst Journey is coming out in Penguins: after all it is largely about penguins.

I am free to write the worst junk in the world.

I am in the position of judging people by the best they've ever done rather than the worst.

I am not one of the great composers. All the great have produced enormously. There is everything in their work - the best and the worst, but there is always quantity. But I have written relatively little.

I am not the worst singer.

I am the worst judge of how a movie is going to do. I always have great and ambitious hopes, but none of them see the light of day.

I am the worst influence. If you can't handle your vices, then I am the Devil.

I am the world's worst good bridge player.

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.

I can certainly be my own worst critic and oftentimes forget to enjoy the here and now.

I can pretty much guarantee that if I do a show in a comedy club, there will be someone who will come out of the audience and tell me the worst joke ever. It's just a guarantee.

I daresay I was the worst bed partner in five continents.

I can work as a writer, but I wanted to do stand-up. And I knew I could, at worst, work as a stand-up. And I like to travel, and I knew I wanted to do an hour special, so in order to get ready for that, I had to hit the road.

I don't think I'm the worst singer, but I don't think I'm the best singer.

I don't know whether this is the best of times or the worst of times, but I assure you it's the only time you've got. You can either sit on your expletive deleted or pick a daisy.

I don't have the luxury of not going to work when I don't feel up to it. Most people don't. On those days, I acknowledge I am feeling f-cking crappy, and I'm not at my best, and I still want to or need to keep walking forward. I have to do some of my best work on my worst days. I have to look pretty even when I don't feel pretty. There's a way to hold both things.

If Democrats get another Elena Kagan, who has no business being there, if they get another Senorita Sonia Sotomayor, if they get another Stephen Breyer, who may be one of the absolute worst, Ruth "Buzzi" Ginsburg, if they get another one of these, then we don't have a Supreme Court, folks.

If tonight our people were asked to cast their vote whether a convention should be entered into to stop the bombing of cities, the overwhelming majority would cry, "We will mete out to them [the Germans] the measure, and more than the measure, that they have meted out to us... We will have no truce or parley with you, or the grisly gang who work your wicked will. You do your worst - and we will do our best.

I feel that the longest and worst punishment should be reserved for those who slandered God by inventing Hell.

I find making trailers really frustrating, because sometimes the worst trailers are for the best movies.

I find the worst audition is the no audition.

If we are wise, let us prepare for the worst.

If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well.

If worse comes to worst, I say clearly - a soldier must follow military orders.

If you can tell anyone about it, it's not the worst thing you ever did.

If you are anticipating the worst while hoping for the best, you will get the worst. The things that happen to you are in direct accordance with the things wherein you place your faith. Believe you are licked - and you are.

If you want to be a good saddler, saddle the worst horse; for if you can tame one, you can tame all.

If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell shouldn't schedule a meeting with me before 10am.

Ignorance is the worst form of slavery. (Paraphrased)

I guess the worst thing you feel in a fight is being out of shape.

I had been in London innumerable times, and yet till that day I had never noticed one of the worst things about London-the fact that it costs money even to sit down.

I had what can only be described as the worst voice in the history of music.

I hate being on my best behavior. It brings out the absolute worst in me.

I don't mind about the dead ones. They're dead. The worst of it is, they cling to the living and won't let go.

I have lived the American dream. Even my worst days as attorney general have been better than my father's best days.

I have realised that my worst day as an artist is still better than my best day as a lawyer.

I have the world's worst pregnancies.

I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.

I know and love the good, yet, ah! the worst pursue.

I know already that I can survive it. That's the sorrow of it all. That whatever comes I'll survive it. I mean, even if the worst were to be true, would it really be the worst?

I'm an amused observer. I don't bet or gamble; that's the worst thing.

I love good creditable acquaintance; I love to be the worst of the company.

I love the ups and downs and the eccentricities of my career. The worst movies have produced some of the best friendships.

I'm my own worst critic and harshest critic and I just want to put honest music out there.

I'm a terrible dancer. The worst.

I'm in the worst place you can be. I sell magazines and not movie tickets.

I'm my own worst critic. I mean, I know what's wrong with everything that I've done.

I'm never at my worst because even at my lowest, its a learning experience. It's something that I'll bounce ideas off. I can take negatives and flip them to positives at all times.

I'm not playing a character. What I'm doing though is taking the worst, most shameful, peculiar, or troubling aspects of my personality. So there are elements of me that are not there. The happy version of me is not really in the show, because there's nothing funny about being happy. So it's more like I'm poaching on the funniest parts of me rather than actually creating some other character.

Imprisonment in the contemporary is the worst of all intellectual tyrannies.