Best 90 quotes in «coke quotes» category

George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him.

He's not here." "Not here like he just popped around the corner to the bodega for a six-pack of Diet Coke and a box of Krispy Kremes, or not here like.

He just raised the dead with coke and cheeseburgers

I'd like a hamburger and a coke, please.' 'Sir, we don't serve negroes here.' 'Ma'am, I don't eat negroes. I'd like a hamburger and a coke.

How am I going to listen to that horrible noise I make without a gram of coke and a couple of double Jack Daniels?

I didn't want to live in LA again, although I'd go back every couple of months to do an interview, usually with a heavy rock or metal band. And as the decade went on, so much of that scene had become totally corrupted by too much coke and money and silicone.

I don't even drink Coke. It tastes like robot sweat.

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

I drink a lot of Diet Coke and belch. I've been known to use the ''f'' word.

If you can't trust your coke dealer, who can you trust?

If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.

I knew a lot of my musicians used to take coke. I never saw them. They would hide it from me, so I wasn't really aware of it. Creatively, I don't think it was that great.

I got to wear pancake makeup because you know I'm a show biz professional and they all wear pancake makeup. I got to drink free cokes!

I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

I love going to the movies and getting Raisinets, a big tub of popcorn and a Coke. That's definitely a guilty pleasure because I can't be doing that all the time.

I'm not designing clothes for someone who is doing lines of coke off the table, like I was when I was at Gucci and Saint Laurent

Imagine Pepsi without Coke. Impossible, right?

I'm either shooting nine grams of coke a day or spending two hours at the gym. There's no middle ground.

In terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose.

I really don't like coke. It's so gross and so dark. It's like, what are you, from the '90s? Ew.

I remember when a Coke came in a six-ounce bottle, and delicious it was. Now it comes in sizes so big that I question how the human bladder can deal with the intake.

It was the typical paranoid experience [to hide coke]. As soon as I knew my hiding place, I thought the whole world knew it. I'd write clues to my hiding places in code, then forget the code and spend the rest of the day looking for my coke.

It's amazing how coke encompasses everything in your life. Addicts cannot confront life because they only think of their next hit. I ruined life for my parents, my sister and all my friends.

It's truly weird how everyone just thinks they can bring me Diet Coke and everything will be okay. Especially since it's pretty much true.-Lizzie Nichols

I've never had food in my fridge. All I have in my fridge is one shelf of Canada Dry ginger ale, Diet Cokes on the next shelf, and ZeroWater on the next shelf. That is it.

I used to sleep on the floor in friends' rooms, returning Coke bottles for food, money, and getting weekly free meals at a local temple

I want to be a diva... like people-totally-respect-my-music diva, not diva like carry-my-diet-Coke-around.

I was snorting a lot of cocaine and I had lost myself to a great degree. A lot of people, everybody was starting to realize what the coke was all about and they were all starting to get lost.

Life is one heck of an invention. It is better than the iPhone 4S and Coke Zero combined.

I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be.

I wonder whether they have rum and Coke in Heaven? Maybe it's too mundane a pleasure, but I hope so -- as a sundowner. Except, of course, the sun never goes down there. Oh, man, this heaven is going to take some getting used to.

Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

Lord Bacon told Sir Edward Coke when he was boasting, The less you speak of your greatness, the more shall I think of it.

Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night.

Mitch's Pizzaria... this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. Special Note: coupon not good at any of the Mitch's Pizza locations. Free pizza oven with purchase of a small Coke. Two-for Tuesday: buy one pizza, get one franchise free.

Mr. D," Grover asked timidly, "if you're not going to eat it, could I have your Diet Coke can?

One threatens the innocent who spares the guilty.

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

No wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard.

[Muhammad] Ali had [Jo] Frazier , that man had the joker, Coke had Pepsi and [Donald] Trump had [Barack] Obama, or 16 primary opponents or the entire political establishment.

One of my greatest pleasures in life is promising myself I will not drink, or smoke, or take coke, or do heroin, or eat cookies, then doing it. It's a pleasure that can be repeated daily.

So when Putin goes out to buy a Coke, thirty seconds later it is known in Washington DC.

Our demand for meat, dairy and refined carbohydrates - the world consumes one billion cans or bottles of Coke a day - our demand for these things, not our need, our want - drives us to consume way more calories than are good for us.

Reason is the life of the law.

So use your own property as not to injure that of another

The coke made me incredibly horny.

Success in crime always invites to worse deeds

They say - "they" being the great philosophers, or possibly the cast of Seinfeld - that breaking up is like pushing over a Coke machine. You can't just do it, you have to set the thing in motion, rock it back and forth a few times.

The problem with doing commercials is that the only thing good enough for me to sell is myself, and I stopped doing that once I kicked my coke habit.

There are so many flavors of Coke now - Coke with lemon, Coke with vanilla, Coke with lime, Cherry Coke, and they've just brought out another new flavor - Coke with Pepsi.