Best 90 quotes in «coke quotes» category

Because Brenda [Carlin] had a drinking problem along with the coke, she had to hit bottom first. Most alcoholics do. And for her, bottom was an automobile accident that almost landed her in jail.

Coke and Pepsi, with the acquiescence of the FDA, are needlessly exposing millions of Americans to a chemical that causes cancer.

But you can't just sit around the fireplace and sip Cokes and eat pretzels and get an attitude of confidence. You have to put in hard work.

Certainty is the mother of quiet and repose, and uncertainty the cause of variance and contentions

Diet Coke does not contain nasty chemicals. It contains lovely and delicious carbonation, caffeine, and aspartame. What's unnatural about that?

Corporations cannot commit treason, nor be outlawed, nor excommunicated, for they have no souls.

Diet Coke with lemon - didn't that used to be called Pledge?

Drama is a complete meal, vitamins, proteins, carbohydrates. It's a slow burn thing. It's got an arc. Comedy is more like coke.

Don't quote the distinction, for the honour of my lord Coke.

Don't do coke I don't blow niggas, I don't tell niggas I show niggas

For an entertainer, part of the thing you do is just style. And the coke did help me get into great runs of pure form.

Experiments on split-brain patients reveal how readily the left brain interpreter can make up stories and beliefs. In one experiment, for example, when the word walk was presented only to the right side of a patient's brain, he got up and started walking. When he was asked why he did this, the left brain (where language is stored and where the word walk was not presented) quickly created a reason for the action: I wanted to go get a Coke.

George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him.

I'd like a hamburger and a coke, please.' 'Sir, we don't serve negroes here.' 'Ma'am, I don't eat negroes. I'd like a hamburger and a coke.

He's not here." "Not here like he just popped around the corner to the bodega for a six-pack of Diet Coke and a box of Krispy Kremes, or not here like.

He just raised the dead with coke and cheeseburgers

How am I going to listen to that horrible noise I make without a gram of coke and a couple of double Jack Daniels?

I didn't want to live in LA again, although I'd go back every couple of months to do an interview, usually with a heavy rock or metal band. And as the decade went on, so much of that scene had become totally corrupted by too much coke and money and silicone.

I drink a lot of Diet Coke and belch. I've been known to use the ''f'' word.

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

I don't even drink Coke. It tastes like robot sweat.

I got to wear pancake makeup because you know I'm a show biz professional and they all wear pancake makeup. I got to drink free cokes!

If you can't trust your coke dealer, who can you trust?

If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.

It was the typical paranoid experience [to hide coke]. As soon as I knew my hiding place, I thought the whole world knew it. I'd write clues to my hiding places in code, then forget the code and spend the rest of the day looking for my coke.

I knew a lot of my musicians used to take coke. I never saw them. They would hide it from me, so I wasn't really aware of it. Creatively, I don't think it was that great.

I love going to the movies and getting Raisinets, a big tub of popcorn and a Coke. That's definitely a guilty pleasure because I can't be doing that all the time.

Imagine Pepsi without Coke. Impossible, right?

I'm either shooting nine grams of coke a day or spending two hours at the gym. There's no middle ground.

I'm not designing clothes for someone who is doing lines of coke off the table, like I was when I was at Gucci and Saint Laurent

It's amazing how coke encompasses everything in your life. Addicts cannot confront life because they only think of their next hit. I ruined life for my parents, my sister and all my friends.

It's truly weird how everyone just thinks they can bring me Diet Coke and everything will be okay. Especially since it's pretty much true.-Lizzie Nichols

I used to sleep on the floor in friends' rooms, returning Coke bottles for food, money, and getting weekly free meals at a local temple

I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

In terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose.

I really don't like coke. It's so gross and so dark. It's like, what are you, from the '90s? Ew.

I remember when a Coke came in a six-ounce bottle, and delicious it was. Now it comes in sizes so big that I question how the human bladder can deal with the intake.

Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night.

I was snorting a lot of cocaine and I had lost myself to a great degree. A lot of people, everybody was starting to realize what the coke was all about and they were all starting to get lost.

I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be.

Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

Life is one heck of an invention. It is better than the iPhone 4S and Coke Zero combined.

I've never had food in my fridge. All I have in my fridge is one shelf of Canada Dry ginger ale, Diet Cokes on the next shelf, and ZeroWater on the next shelf. That is it.

I want to be a diva... like people-totally-respect-my-music diva, not diva like carry-my-diet-Coke-around.

I wonder whether they have rum and Coke in Heaven? Maybe it's too mundane a pleasure, but I hope so -- as a sundowner. Except, of course, the sun never goes down there. Oh, man, this heaven is going to take some getting used to.

Mitch's Pizzaria... this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. Special Note: coupon not good at any of the Mitch's Pizza locations. Free pizza oven with purchase of a small Coke. Two-for Tuesday: buy one pizza, get one franchise free.

Lord Bacon told Sir Edward Coke when he was boasting, The less you speak of your greatness, the more shall I think of it.

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

[Muhammad] Ali had [Jo] Frazier , that man had the joker, Coke had Pepsi and [Donald] Trump had [Barack] Obama, or 16 primary opponents or the entire political establishment.

Mr. D," Grover asked timidly, "if you're not going to eat it, could I have your Diet Coke can?