Best 721 quotes in «drink quotes» category

When Hailey was born my first thought was that I needed a drink and that hospitals should have bars in them.

When I got hoarse, the manager would say, 'Drink this. Joplin used to drink this,' and I used to say, 'Joplin? Joplin's dead

When I lose, I drink, and when I win I celebrate.

When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it.

When I’m with you, I could drink water and be full.

When I wake up, I always drink tons of Guayaki organic yerba mate tea.

When I was small, I would refuse to drink when I ate fish because I thought the fish would reconstitute itself in my stomach

When we were kids, we would never open the minibar. A $6 Snickers bar? But the other day I was in a hotel and I was staring at a Snickers bar, and I finally just ate it. Then it was like something in me snapped. I opened all these drinks. I thought: I can do it now. Now I'm all grown-up. I can eat things from the minibar.

When you drink water, don't forget the fountain.

When you go out for drinks, tell people to bring in a news story that made them say "Oh my god." Talk about it.

Who would drink from a cup when they can drink from the source?

Who knows how to taste wine never drinks wine again, but tastes secrets instead

When you're timid, you're just thinking of yourself! Think of the other person - put him at ease, get him a drink.

Why drink and drive if I can smoke and fly?

Why would you go out and not drink? Just stay home and sit there.

Why is it, when I have nothing to do, I drink more coffee? It's as if I'm in a big hurry to get nothing done.

Why sip from a tea cup, when you can drink from the river.

With the first drink comes the truth, with the second drink comes wishful thinking, and with the third drink come the lies.

Without music we shall surely perish of drink, morphia, and all sorts of artificial exaggerations of the cruder delights of the senses.

Would you care for something to drink?” “Is it poisoned?” “It’s Saturday,” I said. “We only serve poison during the week.

You can analyze a glass of water and you're left with a lot of chemical components, but nothing you can drink.

Yeah, there's some unlikely beasts in the world, and it's best to stay near the ones that you've bought drinks for.

Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness But it's better than drinkin' alone.

You can drink out of Lincoln's nose. They got the Hard Rock t-shirts. They got Elvis, too.

You can drink yourself to death, you can smoke yourself to death, you can eat yourself to death.

You can have too much champagne to drink but you can never have enough.

You can drive at 16, go to war at 18, drink at 21, and retire at 65. So who can say what age you have to be to find your true love?

You can spill drinks on me, even spit on me. I'll just laugh about it. But If you dare to hurt my friends... I WON'T FORGIVE YOU!

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

You can't drink too many otherwise you can't see what you're throwing at.

You can't drink on an eight hour flight, pass out, and then go onstage... well you can, but then you're Spandau Ballet.

You have only so many bottles in your life, never drink a bad one.

You don't have the judgment after you've had the drink. If something truly catastrophic had happened that evening, I don't know how I could have lived with myself. I feel like I've gotten a second chance.

You have to drink when it's hard dealing with things when you're sober.

You learn, right, a lot of people's problems - why they get upset, why they get down, why they turn to drink - is because they can't say one word and it's N-O, no.

You must learn to drink the cup of life as it comes ... without stirring it up from the bottom. That's where the bitter dregs are!

You're advised not to drink the replica Arab spring water.

You're so very good at that. The temper, the scowl. You must drink shots of testosterone in your morning coffee.

You're born absolutely free except for laws of nature, if you drink you get drunk, that's a law, if you get old you die, that's a law too; if you sit on a tack you will bleed from the ass, these are the only laws that you're born with.

You," Said Dr. Yavitch, "are a middle-road liberal, and you haven't the slightest idea what you want. I, being a revolutionist, know exactly what I want -- and what I want now is a drink.

Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody.

98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.

You work, you get paid, you drink.

You walk on water, and complain that you can't find anything to drink!

All true tea lovers not only like their tea strong, but like it a little stronger with each year that passes — a fact which is recognized in the extra ration issued to old-age pensioners.

Ah, thank you,' said Ford. He and Arthur took their jynnan tonnyx. Arthur sipped his, and was surprised to discover it tasted very like a whisky and soda.

All round there was a rising tide of beer, widow Désir's barrels had all been broached, beer had rounded all paunches and was overflowing in all directions, from noses, eyes - and elsewhere. People were so blown out and higgledy-piggledy, that everybody's elbows or knees were sticking into his neighbour and everybody thought it great fun to feel his neighbour's elbows. All mouths were grinning from ear to ear in continuous laughter.

A friend comes over with a Ouija board. It spells out: Bourbon. Where’s the band? Just because you’re dead doesn’t mean you can’t have fun.

Anyone who has used that comforting phrase 'a nice cup of tea' invariably means Indian tea.

AN INVITATION TO MR. LIU Green lees of beer that's newly brewed, A little stove of red clay burns. As evening comes, the sky's about to snow, Can you drink one cup with me?