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    If one must drink, then let one drink thrice a month, for more is bad. If one gets drunk twice a month, it is better; if one gets drunk once a month, that is better still; and if one doesn't drink at all, that is the best of all.

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    I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.

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    If the Negro is not careful he will drink in all the poison of modern civilization and die from the effects of it.

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    If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you take two?

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    If we eat any food, or drink any beverage, we must recite a blessing over them before and after.

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    If we wish to quench our thirst, we must lay aside books which explain thirst and take a drink.

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    If you can drink beer while doing it, it's not a sport

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    If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.

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    If you don't take risks, you don't drink champagne.

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    If you do microcredit with men, they tend to quickly drink it. They don't pay you back.

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    If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.

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    If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake... I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!

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    If you go out for a drink, you go out for a drink. You don't think, 'I'll have a few pints. I'll piss up this shrine.'

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    If you're gonna drive me crazy baby, drive me to drink.

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    I get drunk writing words. I don't drink or do drugs, but I get so carried away with writing that I get inebriated from it.

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    If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober.

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    If you were to offer a thirsty man all wisdom, you would not please him more than if you gave him a drink.

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    I get really saucy after a few drinks. Sexy rude, not obnoxious rude.

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    I had a hollow leg. I could drink everyone under the table and not get drunk. My capacity was terrifying.

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    I got to wear pancake makeup because you know I'm a show biz professional and they all wear pancake makeup. I got to drink free cokes!

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    I hate to see a beautiful woman drink bad wine

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    I had the drink after I fell out of bed. It hurt.

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    I have a few friends who are models, but I know a lot of others as well. We usually go out for a drink or clubbing.

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    I have family, I work with a lot of friends, but you'll never find me saying, "Hey, let's get a drink at 8:30 [pm].

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    I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.

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    I have been here five days. I have decided on a place to eat in at midday, a place to eat in at night, a place to have my drink in after dinner. I have arranged my little life.

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    I have been in love, and in debt, and in drink, this many and many a year.

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    I have learnt a lot about my body since my heart attack. I don't drink as much now as before.

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    I have written much less than most people who write; I have drunk much more than most people who drink.

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    I have no desire to drink anymore. I just don't want to feel altered.

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    I haven't had a drink in twelve days and I've gotta say, I'm pretty shocked at how boring people are.

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    I have to say, the Campus Crusade tactic struck me as disingenuous. They rented a hotel ballroom next to a nightclub and set up a fake "party" inside, complete with security guards and flashing lights. When you walked in, instead of drink specials and trance music, they gave you gospel tracts.

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    I hear Socrates saying that the best seasoning for food is hunger; for drink, thirst.

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    I have no interest at all in food and drink, but only in slaughter and blood and the agonized groans of mangled men

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    I have remained someone who believes that the only things indispensable to human life are air, food, drink and excretion, and the search for truth. The rest is optional.

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    I have to drink a lot of fluids, try not to dehydrate, and keep stretching.

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    I hope you accidentally drink leukemia at a picnic.

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    I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.

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    I knew that by getting behind the wheel of the car and having had something to drink, the responsibility laid on my shoulders.

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    I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't do anything for me.

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    I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.

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    I like to drink young wines, wines which are robust and have a lot of forward fruit to them.

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    I like naps. I don't drink coffee.

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    I like to drink to suit my location.

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    I like to eat crawfish and drink beer. That's despair?

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    I'll admit that I do quite like drinks that come in coconut shells. So there's always that.

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    I love fighting. One thing that is the key to that is I always love training. I love to. And I never drink before, no alcohol in my life, no smoke, nothing. I love training.

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    I'll make a horrible housewife. It's not like I'm disgusting, but I'm pretty bad about having a drink or eating something and then leaving the plate and rushing to go.

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    I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

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    I'm contemplating thinking about thinking...but....it's overrated - just get another drink in!