Best 27 quotes in «karaoke quotes» category

Tacos will grow on Christmas trees before I learn to carry a tune. Fortunately, it doesn’t matter. In karaoke, talent means nada; enthusiasm is everything. What I lack in talent, I make up for in passion. Hence my karaoke problem.

Everyone loves a good singsong, so we all do a bit of karaoke or something.

Problem is, life is not karaoke booth

A lot of people go, "I'm influenced by the Beatles and Zeppelin," and they just sound like a karaoke.

Everyone's a singer now, thanks to karaoke, for better and for much worse. But the live band is now becoming ancient history in Thailand, Cambodia, and Burma.

I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.

I'm not the best cruise ship crooner. I'm not the best karaoke guy.

I don't believe in karaoke. Let's let the singers sing.

I have no talent when it comes to pianos or guitars or any of that, even karaoke. For karaoke, I have to be wasted to get up there and sing.

I'm a horrible karaoke singer.

I am a typical teen who likes to shop, sing karaoke, spend time with family and friends, answer my www.myspace.com e-mails

I'm a huge karaoke person even though I have the worst singing voice. When you love doing something, who cares?

I've always been frightened of karaoke, so I've never tried it. Karaoke scares the hell out of me!

I only did karaoke once in my life. It was with Courtney Love and it was a total disaster. She pulled me on stage in front of 500 people at a wedding. I'd never done karaoke before.

I only sing in my church choir. Except the other night, I stole the show at karaoke night.

I once heard someone doing a karaoke version of my song. That was pretty funny.

I used to hang out at karaoke bars all the time. It was the most fun you could have when you had no money.

My game is like a cross between karaoke and rap: crap.

I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.

I've had to adjust to karaoke as a modern reality that obscures our hunt for what we're truly after.

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

The Web is trivially simple - massively successful and its like Karaoke - anybody can do it.

You're always remembering songs you wanna sing except when you're actually at karaoke.

When you go to karaoke with a professional singer and they really start singing, there's no bigger buzzkill than that.

You know, I've never done karaoke, ever. It makes me nervous - I think it's the lack of the guitar and just a microphone.

Driving down deserted early morning roads. Round and round. Round downtown. Through naked streets. Lips pursed on two litre bottles of beer, but pursuing the lips of freedom's night. Swapping cars. Winding up at karaoke bars or Bolsi- the best place in town. For the food. For the folk. For the service. For the crema de papaya. And for that late night dawn's whiskey coffee.

She remembers the last perfect evening before everything happened, perfect even though she didn’t know everything was about to change. Karaoke night. A bunch of kids from choir cheering each other on. When it was her turn, Hallelujah belted out “Total Eclipse of the Heart.” She went for every melodramatic note, closing her eyes and beating her chest. She got the whole group to sing along. She remembers Jonah taking the stage next. When he sang the opening lines to Garth Brooks’s “Friends in Low Places,” the room went nuts. He put on a cowboy drawl and sent the low notes reverberating through the wooden floorboards. She remembers him tipping an imaginary Stetson at her when he was done. In a week, Hallelujah would get caught making out with Luke Willis. He would humiliate her and start spreading lies about her. She would become someone quiet and sad and resentful. But right then, performance-flushed and surrounded by friends, she couldn’t stop smiling.