Best 62 quotes in «im sorry quotes» category

Midwestern people have the most judgmental assholes ever. I'm sorry, but it's true.

My favorite Aggie joke? I'm sorry I don't understand the question

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I interrupt some sort of dominance foreplay?

My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.'

Oh I'm sorry - I don't follow football.

Public opinion, I am sorry to say, will bear a great deal of nonsense. There is scarcely any absurdity so gross, whether in religion, politics, science or manners, which it will not bear.

People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.

So I let her go, too. And I'm sorry.

Out here, it's better safe than sorry, because generally speaking, too much of the time sorry means you're dead.

Real friends stab you in the front.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like... after "I love you"... or "You're going to live.