Best 1015 quotes in «beer quotes» category

Knowing I lov'd my books, he furnish'd me From mine own library with volumes that I prize above my dukedom.

Ladies. Large masses of girls are often prone to this salutation. I hate being mollified with this unsolicited "ladies" business. I know we're all women. I am conscious of my breasts. Do I have to be conscious of yours as well? Do men do this? Do they go, "Men: Meet for ribs in the shed after the game. Keg beer, raw eggs, and death metal only." I would imagine not.

Lastly, tea--unless one is drinking it in the Russian style--should be drunk WITHOUT SUGAR. I know very well that I am in a minority here. But still, how can you call yourself a true tea-lover if you destroy the flavour of your tea by putting sugar in it? It would be equally reasonable to put in pepper or salt. Tea is meant to be bitter, just as beer is meant to be bitter. If you sweeten it, you are no longer tasting the tea, you are merely tasting the sugar; you could make a very similar drink by dissolving sugar in plain hot water.

Leave no stone unturned.

Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers.

Let me just say that it is super wierd throwing your own bash at a conference instead of just leaching off everyone else's, but hey, free beer, right?

Let no man thirst for good beer.

Let's all work to get people to drink more good beer, so if someone walks into your office and says he drinks Corona, don't immediately call him a dickhead.

Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.

Let's stop insulting each other and really get to know people. I mean, have a few beers and go on a fishing trip, and you will find a friend who won't see the world the way you do, but where you can have a really good conversation about it.

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow

Life ain't all beer and skittles, and more's the pity; but what's the odds, so long as you're happy?

Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!

Life ain't all beer and skittles.

Listening to someone who brews their own beer is like listening to a religious fanatic talk about the day he saw the light.

Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym. I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself too.

Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.

Life isn't all beer and skittles.

Life is with such all beer and skittles. They are not difficult to please About their victuals.

Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.

Make Earth Day Every Day.”  While we might not always live up to this ideal, I try to keep this quote from Denis Hayes, founder of the Earth Day Network and president of Seattle’s Bullitt Foundation, in mind when I need a little extra motivation to be a better environmentalist: “Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours.

Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me.

Lo! the poor toper whose untutored sense, Sees bliss in ale, and can with wine dispense; Whose head proud fancy never taught to steer, Beyond the muddy ecstasies of beer.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

Managing an advertising agency isn't all beer and skittles. After fourteen years of it, I have come to the conclusion that the top man has one principle responsibility: to provide an atmosphere in which creative mavericks can do useful work.

Marijuana is to rock and roll what beer is to baseball, so imagine if they took away beer at the ballgame.

Mankind does not drink alcohol because there are breweries, distilleries, and vineyards; men brew beer, distill spirits, and grow grapes because of the demand for alcoholic drinks.

Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, youd decide you wouldnt want it.

Marijuana is not much more difficult to obtain than beer. The reason for this is that a liquor store selling beer to a minor stands to lose its liquor license. Marijuana salesmen don't have expensive overheads, and so are not easily punished.

Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.

Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason; they made no such demand upon those who wrote them.

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.

Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.

Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess of comfort.

Mike Hammer drinks beer because I can't spell Cognac.

Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer.

Mind you, I've always been musical... Mother used to sit me on her knee and I'd whisper, 'Mummy, Mummy, sing me a lullaby do,' and she'd say: 'Certainly my angel, my wee bundle of happiness, hold my beer while I fetch me banjo.'

Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.

Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read man never quotes accurately, for the rather obvious reason that he has read too widely.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.

Money can't buy happiness—but it can buy beer.

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.

My beer has been universally well-liked beyond my most sanguine expectations. Cannot serve half my customers, and they are increasing every day.

My curling personality really had the killer instinct, compared to the real me. I kind of liken it to when a surgeon is going into the operating room and has to put his game face on. But in real life, he might be a charming guy to have a beer with. Everybody always told me that I had Maurice Richard eyes when I competed; that the intensity that was on my face was scary. But that was what I needed to bring when I stepped on the ice. And even to this day, when I get on the rink, that person comes out pretty quickly. My brain and body know that I'm going into battle.

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

My dad's all I've ever had. When I was 3 and 4, my mom used to take me to bars. I understand why now - babysitters cost beer, beer and-a-half an hour.

My father always said I would do something big one day.'I've got a feeling about you, John Osbourne,' he'd tell me, after he'd had a few beers.'You're either going to do something very special, or you're going to go to prison.' And he was right, my old man. I was in prison before my eighteenth birthday.

My drug of choice is beer. It's not only socially accepted, you can't even watch a football game without having it shoved in your face a thousand times.