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    I was diagnosed with paranoia for fear of never smoking weed again.

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    I was hiding out from the celebrity thing, I was smoking way too much [marijuana].

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    I was hiding out from the celebrity thing, I was smoking way too much dope, I was sitting on the couch, and just turning into a doughnut, and I really got irritated with myself.

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    I was really not a good student, and I felt that shame every day. That's one of the reasons I started smoking pot and drinking daily.

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    I was typing away while everybody was dropping acid and smoking grass. I was known as my own square.

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    I wish I could give up smoking, but it does taste so delicious.

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    I would be very proud to have influenced anyone that I know or don't know to quit smoking.

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    Kept his locker full of weed just to satisfy his smoking needs and his love of fire.

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    Let's get to the point Let's roll another joint

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    Me like to smoke the bud but my eyes they get all red, my senses get dull and me forget what i said, me find my joint now and me want to take a toke, let take a long hit, hold the smoke untill me choke!

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    Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me my friend.

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    May be the truth is, that one pipe is wholesome, two pipes toothsome, three pipes noisome, four pipes fulsome, five pipes quarrelsome; and that's the some on't.

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    My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.

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    Mind's in another world thinking how can we exist through the facts

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    My heart, my lungs, my blood - they've all been checked. I remember one of the doctors almost being disappointed when he showed me the results because he couldn't wait to tell me what smoking was doing to me. But there was nothing there.

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    Mr Lipwig, there's a lady in the hall to see you and we've thanked her for not smoking three times and she's still doing it!

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    My boy! Smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life, and if you decide in advance not to smoke, i can only feel sorry for you.

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    My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.

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    My first published novel was written for teenagers, and there were rules laid down by the publisher: no sex, no smoking, no swearing. I blew up entire solar systems, I consigned billions of people to horrible death; they didn't seem to mind that at all. But no hanky-panky.

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    Now Listen You know I work so hard, all day long Everything I try to do, Seem to always turn out wrong That's why I wanna stop by on my way home and say Let's go get stoned

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    My worst image of myself is me sitting on a bed, smoking a cigarette, waiting for a phone call and thinking thoughts that don't join together.

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    Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.

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    Nigel gave the lamp a cautious buff and small smoking red letters appeared in the air. "Hi," Nigel read aloud, "Do not put down the lamp because your custom is important to us. Please leave a wish after the tone and, very shortly, it will be our command. In the meantime, have a nice eternity.

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    Oh, I did stop smoking a long time ago.

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    Obviously this is the next frontier - once you've mastered grilling, smoking is what you're going to want to do.

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    Our parents had to drive us to the gig, or even go in with us because of the liquor laws. The owners were really scared to death that we'd drink. We usually just went out somewhere and smoked weed. I don't smoke anymore, but back then we used to smoke quite a lot.

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    Ok to ban smoking from workplaces, but not to ban smoking.

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    On our first tour we just went full on, drinking too much and smoking too much before the shows. But it's a learning curve. We now know our limits.

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    Perfection is such a nuisance that I often regret having cured myself of using tobacco.

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    People - Hollywood doesn't talk about how bad cigarette smells when it smells like they wake up in bed with somebody who has been smoking the night before.

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    Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?

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    [Phelps] firmly denies that he takes drugs, suggesting that the notorious photo of him smoking from a bong was a one-time lapse of judgment.

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    Smoking is related to practically every terrible thing that can happen to you.

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    Quitting smoking can be a very good test of ones character. Pass the test and you will have accomplished so much more than just get rid of one bad habit

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    Scientists have demonstrated that dramatic, positive changes can occur in our lives as a direct result of facing an extreme challenge - whether it's coping with a serious illness, daring to quit smoking, or dealing with depression. Researchers call this 'post-traumatic growth.'

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    Smoking marijuana, as long as you leave the nicotine out of it, is certainly no more damaging than having a drink, and I suspect better for you than having a drink.

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    Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.

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    "Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer.

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    Seventy-five percent of women who smoke would like to quit, and yet only two to three percent quit every year... It's significant because we can help women quit smoking.

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    Smoking calms me down. It's enjoyable. I don't want politicians deciding what is exciting in my life.

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    Smoking dope and smoking coke, you are rendered defenseless. The only way out of that hopeless state is intervention.

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    Smoking helped put me in touch with the realm of the senses.

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    Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult. Many people find smoking objectionable. I myself find many - even more - things objectionable. I do not like aftershave lotion, adults who roller-skate, children who speak French, or anyone who is unduly tan. I do not, however, go around enacting legislation and putting up signs.

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    Smoking means always having to say you're sorry.

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    So I did quit coffee and I did quit smoking. But I haven't managed that with drinking!

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    Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.

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    Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

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    Stick me in a confessional and ask the question: Sir, if you had the authority, would you forbid smoking in America? You'd get a solemn and contrite, Yes.

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    Stepped out into the cold, collar high, under the slate gray sky. The air was smoking and the streets were dry, and I wasn't joking when I said goodbye.

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    That's what I like about [smoking] . . . taking a drag off of death, Mmm! Gives me a sense of controlling my own destiny. What power! What exhilaration! Want a drag?