Best 1296 quotes in «bed quotes» category

When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads.

When our bed is made, it's covered in 40 pillows-like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight.

When push-off comes to shove-off, a man must have a reason to get out of bed in the mornings, something more than the threat of bedsores, at any rate.

When things get bad enough, your only resort is to lie in bed and start praying.

When we got married, we knew our honeymoon was going to be public, anyway, so we decided to use it to make a statement. We sat in bed and talked to reporters for seven days. It was hilarious. In effect, we were doing a commercial for peace on the front page of the papers instead of a commercial for war.

When you go to bed tonight, ask yourself 'What percentage of my day did I spend creating residual income?' If the answer is ZERO, you're in trouble.

When you’re a bed wetter there’s only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they’re hard to come by.

When you look back... on your love affairs... what you really find out is that the only person you really go to bed with is yourself.

When you're depressed, you know, it's like the world has ended. Even getting out of bed takes the most massive amount of effort. But when you're manic, oh, it's so addicting. You know, I have finished novels in two weeks in manic stages.

When you have five or six potential hall of famers on your team ... that's when you win penants and championships. The only thing you have to be concerned about is getting the ballplayers to bed on time.

When you have trouble getting out of bed in the morning, remember that your defining characteristic-what defines a human being-is to work with others.

When you meet a man, don't you always idly wonder what he'd be like in bed? I do.

When you pick up a novel from the bed side table, you put down your own life at the same time and you become another person for the duration.

When your child has matured sufficiently to understand how the judicial system works, set a bedtime for him and then send him to bed an hour early. When he tearfully accuses you of breaking the rules, explain that you made the rules and you can interpret them in any way that seems appropriate to you, according to changing conditions. This will prepare him for the Supreme Court's concept of the US Constitution as a 'living document'.

While he was drunk asleep, or in his rage, or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed.

Whether I retire to bed early or late, I rise with the sun.

While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.

Whilst my physicians by their love are grown Cosmographers, and I their map, who lie Flat on this bed.

Whoever has tasted the breath of morning knows that the most invigorating and most delightful hours of then day are commonly spent in bed; though it is the evident intention of nature that we should enjoy and profit by them.

who hasn't slept in an empty bed sometimes, longing for the embrace of another person on the achingly short trip to the grave?

Who ne'er his bread in sorrow ate, Who ne'er the mournful midnight hours Weeping upon his bed has sate, He knows you not, ye Heavenly Powers.

Why a tender curb upon the youthful burning boy? Why a little curtain of flesh on the bed of our desire?

Why don't you go get in bed?" I stood, laying my hand on his chest and staring up at him. "Is that a dare?" He laid one hand over mine and pull me closer with the other. Leaning down, he kissed me gently. "It absolutely is. No falling out of it allowed, though.

White on rice. Green on grass. Sheets on a bed. Him on her.

Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel.

Who goes to bed, and doth not pray, Maketh two nights to every day!

Who wouldn't prefer having breakfast in bed to getting up at the crack of dawn and having a cup of coffee in a studio makeup department?

Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do.

Winter is beautiful, but bed is better.

With Alzheimer's patients, you have to be very careful what you say when you're looking at them over their bed. Because once in a while, they understand it.

With science, ideas can germinate within a bed of theory, form, and practice that assists their growth... But we as gardeners, must beware... for some seeds are the seeds of ruin... and the most iridescent blooms are often the most dangerous

Without turning on the light, I went to my bed and lay down, my arm thrown across the mattress, my hand aching because Grace wasn't underneath it

With the casino and the beds, our passengers will have at least two ways to get lucky on one of our flights.

With the notebook resting ominuslously on Janie's bed, Janie procrastinates. Does her homework first. And pours herself a bowl of ceral. Breakfast - one of the five most important meals of the day. Not to be skipped.

Words are the legs of the mind; they bear it about, carry It from point to point, bed it down at night, and keep it off the ground and out of the marsh and mists.

Women, despite the fact that nine out of ten of them go through life with a death-bed air either of snatching-the-last-moment or with martyr-resignation, do not die tomorrow--or the next day. They have to live on to any one of many bitter ends.

You Americans, always peering under people's beds to look for communism.

Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.

You can't even sing or play an instrument, so you just scream instead. You're living for an image, so you got five hundred women in your bed.

You can always wake up on the wrong side of the bed and boo-hiss everyone suffers. We can all be temperamental.

You can find shame in every house, burning in an ashtray, hanging framed upon a wall, covering a bed. But nobody notices it any more.

You can look at the words on this paper and, because they are the ones I am used to choosing, they will show you the shape of me. I am here to be read in the way you might read the impression of my weight in a bed after a still night, a restless night, a night not alone.

You are mine, Elena. If you choose to sleep in another bed, I will simply pick you up and bring you home.

You can be a dreamer, but don't live in your bed.

You don't face Nolan Ryan without your rest. He's the only guy I go against that makes me go to bed before midnight.

You come to a point in your life and you may be in bed just thinking about it. Ask yourself what is stopping you from becoming your dreams

You could pray all you want that you have a massive stroke while you're working and die, but possibly that won't happen, and you'll be in this bed, and somebody's going to have to clean you up.

You eventually erase her contact info from your phone but not the pictures you took of her in bed while she was naked and asleep, never those.

You don't really care about the trials of tomorrow, rather lay awake in a bed full of sorrow

You don't say "Maybe I should go to bed early tonight" or do any of that stuff. It's almost like you know you're alone and you have to get through it by whatever means - distracting yourself. Because, the more alone time the worse, you know?