Best 1296 quotes in «bed quotes» category

If from thy secret bed Of luxury unbidden offspring rise, Let them be kindly welcom'd to the day.

If I can make a career for myself after Harry Potter, and it goes well, and is varied and with longevity, then that puts to bed the 'child actors argument'.

If I could have just 1 per cent of the money spent on global armaments, no one in this world would go to bed hungry.

If I had any choice in the matter, I'd stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day.

If I lie down on my bed I must be here, But if I lie down in my grave I may be elsewhere.

If I jump out of bed without hugging my husband, that creates stress between us.

If I'm good enough to bed, surely I'm good enough to wed.

I find that going to bed without my phone or an iPad makes me sleep better and helps me wake up without obsessing over emails. It makes my day better.

If I said I wouldn’t toss him out of my bed for eating crackers, would you leave me alone? (Grace) Maybe. What else wouldn’t you toss him out of bed for? (Selena) Eating greasy grimy gopher guts? (Grace)

If it wasn't for my trainer - who comes looking for me three times a week before 7 A.M. - I wouldn't get my butt out of bed and into the gym. There are many mornings when I think about faking a sprained ankle, but I just put it out of my head and make myself go.

If I was the type of person who had tennis, tennis, tennis all the time and I went to bed and ended up dreaming about tennis, I would go nuts.

If I was a Jewish girl in Hitler's day, I would become his girlfriend. After ten days in bed, he would come to my way of thinking.

If I was to listen and pay attention to everyone that criticized me, I'd stay home under the bed.

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed.

If marriage were only bed, we could have made it.

If our financial industry regarded security the way the health-care sector does, I would stuff my cash in a mattress under my bed.

If there be a regal solitude, it is a sick-bed. How the patient lords it there!

If the Soviet Union can give up the Brezhnev Doctrine for the Sinatra Doctrine, the United States can give up the James Monroe Doctrine for the Marilyn Monroe Doctrine: Let's all go to bed wearing the perfume we like best.

If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.

If you can't get out of bed for long enough, people come and take your bed away

If things are going well, if the writing's coming along, I jump out of bed happy. And if the previous day has been bad, I get out of bed disgruntled.

If you always have something in your life that you're trying to improve upon, then every day you have a reason to get out of bed, and you have a reason to achieve something and feel good.

If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.

If you do a fifteen hour day on a film, there's a lot of time standing around but at the end of that, you want to go home to your hotel room and have a bite to eat, watch a movie and go to bed.

If you could count the skeletons in my closet, under my bed and up under my faucet, then you would know I've completely lost it. Is he nuts? No he's insane!

If you have a relative who's lost interest in everything and doesn't get out of bed, who doesn't care for things they used to, can't imagine anything that would give them any pleasure, don't fool around with it; get therapy, get help, get medication if that's right for you, or talk therapy, or something.

If you leave me naked and waiting on the bed without making love to me, I’ll—” I didn’t get to finish the threat. I think it was the word “naked,” though maybe it was “bed,” but before I finished my sentence, he was on me. Mercy to Adam

If you have no shame, and it’s your goal to get people into bed, how much higher could your success rate possibly be?

If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.

If you're feeling stressed or anxious and you don't know why, ask yourself: What little thing led me here? Recently, I canceled on a friend because I was tired. I went to bed feeling stressed out, and I realized, I feel bad because I canceled.

If you're laying in bed next to someone that really doesn't make you feel like the goddess that you are, you need to rediscover what it is that you truly want and need.

If you want to change the world, start off by making your bed.

If you're going to dedicate every second to winning the decathlon, what are you doing wasting your time in bed?

If you take steroids, you have to pay the price. They can kill you; there are no shortcuts. It's like going to bed with a rattlesnake, it's got to get you.

If you want to challenge the system, don't go to bed with it.

If you want to write what the world is about, you have to write details...real life is in the dishes. Real life is pushing strollers up the street, folding T-shirts, the alarm clock going off early and you dropping into bed exhausted every night. That's real life.

If you've only had one relationship, how do you know you're good in bed?

If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.

If you were foolish enough to sing all the summer, you must dance supperless to bed in the winter.

I get between nine and ten hours of sleep. Go to bed at 8:30 and get up at 6:00 or 6:30 if I oversleep.

If you want to deserve Hell, you need only stay in bed. The world is iniquity; if you accept it, you are an accomplice, if you change it you are an executioner.

I get up each morning, gather my wits, pick up the paper and read the obits. If I'm not there, I know I'm not dead, so I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.

I get up really early, and I go to bed really late. Sometimes I get tired, but it's not important. I have an exciting existence, and there's so much to do.

I giggled out loud at his stupidity. If anyone knew how to make a bed, it was a faggot.

I go home by noon, and I'm in bed by 6 p.m. I get up at 1 and do it again.

I give nightly praise to my Maker that I never cast a ballot to bring that lazy, disreputable, ill-tempered beast into what was once my home. I'm glad that I had the courage to go on record as opposing that illegitimate, shameless flea-bag that now shares my bed and board. You abstainer, you!

I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.

I got briefly mistaken for someone who might be good in bed, which was very, very good.

I go to bed with a clear conscience. I sleep great. I know I did my best.

I go to bed early; my favorite dream comes on at nine.