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    I didn't finish my dress until about three days before my wedding - I had the flu and was stitching it from my bed. And the tulle came back from India all brown. We had to wash it for hours, but that didn't dissuade me from wearing it.

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    I didn't say I would start a yard." "You didn't have to. I'll come back next year and you'll have a nest of horses outside your window and Puck Connolly in your bed and I'll buy from you instead of Malvern. That's your future for you.

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    I didn’t say, You are such a stuffy asshole. And he didn’t say, If you ever burn one of my quarter-of-a-million dollar rugs again I’ll take it out of your hide, and I didn’t say, Oh, honey, wouldn’t you like to? And he didn’t say Grow up, Ms. Lane, I don’t take little girls to my bed, and I didn’t say I wouldn’t go there if it was the only safe place from the Lord Master in all of Dublin.

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    I'd never expected my first time to be in a cabin in the woods, but I realized the place didn't matter. The person did. With someone you loved, you could be anywhere, and it would be incredible. Being in the most luxurious bed in the world wouldn't matter if you were with someone you didn't love.

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    I do have odd habits. I check under my bed every night for the bogeyman. That's just a little thing, though.

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    I do it for the love. Bunk bed flow, always one level above.

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    I don't care about the fact that a dogs place is not in a bed - the closer they are to me, the more beautiful it is.

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    I don't dare start thinking in the morning. I don't dare start thinking in the morning. If I thought thoughts in bed, Them thoughts would bust my head-- So I don't dare start thinking in the morning.

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    I don't feel like I'm taking pictures, I feel like I'm just gathering them in. They're all out there. I know where they'll be; I just have to get out of bed early enough to bring them home. Like lost kittens.

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    I don't go to bed every night worried about getting back into baseball.

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    I don't have a bucket list because it is my dedication to live every day of my life there. I don't have a bucket list because I'm doing it that day. I don't want to go to bed and say, 'Oh, I wish I had done this.

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    I don't have dinner parties - I eat my dinner in bed.

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    I don't know about carry out, but you can carry me off to bed.

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    I don't know any kid that's not afraid at some point going to bed with the lights off, totally. That's why they make nightlights.

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    I don't know very much but what I do know I know better than anybody, and I don't want to argue about it…My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

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    I don't like futons. They can't commit. I'm a bed! I'm a couch! I'm a bed! I'm a couch!

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    I don't lack for bed partners, so I don't need to scrounge for unwilling scraps.-Spade

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    I don't leave London, really, and I don't do theatre, because I want to put the kids to bed.

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    I don’t need anything else. I get out of bed every morning and face the world because you’re in it.” He turned the corner and pulled up in front of the Crossfire behind the Bentley. He killed the engine, released his seat belt, and took a deep breath. “Because of you, the world makes sense to me in a way it didn’t before. I have a place now, with you.

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    I don't meditate in any formal way, but I often lie in bed or find myself in nature and enter into that state of quiet where I get images, feelings, or melodies.

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    I don't need anything else. I get out of bed every morning and face the world because you're in it.

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    I don't like waking up. I feel like staying in bed usually, but I can't because I've got two kids standing next to my bed, just eager to live another day.

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    I don't like sleeping in a bed.

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    I don't read all the junk. I joke if I did, I wouldn't get out of bed in the morning. But, Sometimes the comments over the top - really ugly. Many of them are critical of my looks, like the one that criticized my "thunder thighs." I get that a lot. Some of the tweets are too vulgar to repeat.

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    I don't want someone to watch sports in bed. That drives me nuts.

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    I don't sleep well. I rehash everything in bed. The mind's still working.

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    I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body.

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    I don't think I'm qualified to answer questions about happiness. But I guess I'd say that I don't think you ever get to put to bed something like a search for order, or any other element of your sensibility, however much you'd like to.

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    I don't understand why every single person in Congress isn't standing up and going, "He [Donald Trump] is in bed with Russia." And then they could just lock their arms and not let him in.

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    I don't want to wake up with cops surrounding my bed tonight.

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    I don't think [Fifty Shades of Grey is] a model for anything. Except maybe in bed.

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    I don't throw lavish parties or nothing like that - I just want a bed and a TV.

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    I don't want to go to work and get into bed with someone else, not even Tom Cruise. It's not like I enjoy it.

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    I don't wear anything in bed. But I'm not ready for a nude scene quite yet.

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    I don't wonder about anything. I'm too old to wonder. I think the most important thing is to wake-up with a pulse. I look in the obituary columns. If I'm not in it, I get out of bed.

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    I drink a ton of water. And I never go to bed too full.

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    I drag my husband out of bed, hook him up to a coffee to stay awake and make him listen to my plotting and any issues I may be having. I *need* his head-nodding (he's an expert head-nodder).

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    I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'

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    I expect we are all jealous of the women in their past, but how much less exciting if the women had not kept the bed warm.

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    If a man confessed anything on his death bed, it was the truth; for no man could stare death in the face and lie.

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    If all that Americans want is security, they can go to prison. They'll have enough to eat, a bed and a roof over their heads. But if an American wants to preserve his dignity and his equality as a human being, he must not bow his neck to any dictatorial government.

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    I fainted last night! Luckily I was going to bed at the time so I didn't get hurt.

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    If a patient is cold, if a patient is feverish, if a patient is faint, if he is sick after taking food, if he has a bed-sore, it is generally the fault not of the disease, but of the nursing.

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    If anyone other than you had me fly halfway around the world just to keep me waiting while you were obviously lingering in bed, I’d have my driver run them over. Twice.

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    If anything happened to you, I'd be so destroyed they'd have to strap me to a bed and feed me through a tube. After five or six years, I might be capable of taking care of Rex. In the interim, you should assign a guardian.

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    If a woman is bed-heady and it doesn't look put on, it's pretty sexy. But when a woman is wearing a really smart dress with great heels and her hair is pulled back, that's terribly sexy too - like an Audrey Hepburn kind of thing.

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    I feel happy and secure when I'm on my bed with a good book... I forget everything which is terrible in our world.

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    I feel as if one would only discover on one's death bed what one ought to have lived for

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    If I can make a career for myself after Harry Potter, and it goes well, and is varied and with longevity, then that puts to bed the 'child actors argument'.

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    I felt suddenly cruel, like I´d told dmall children there was no tooth fairy, that it was just their Mom sneaking into their room after they went to bed.