Best 1296 quotes in «bed quotes» category

158 Lewis Avenue between Lafayette and Van Buren, that was back durin days of hangin' on my bed-stuy block

A bachelor's bed is the most pleasant.

A book has to be easy to open and you don't have to be a bodybuilder to lift it. I like books I can read in bed. Those big tombstones would kill me.

Accursed from their birth they be Who seek to find monogamy, Pursuing it from bed to bed— I think they would be better dead.

Addictions do come in handy sometimes: at least you have to get out of bed for them.

Actually, I can write anywhere - airport lounges, in bed, on a rattling train going north.

Adding CO2 to the air is like throwing another blanket on the bed.

A death-bed's a detector of the heart.

A great day for me is not getting out of bed. I like to see how many snacks I can eat..and how many really bad TV shows I can watch

After I have photographed the way I like to, I feel as I might if I had been making love all day, marvelous and exhausted and wanting to collapse on the floor in a heap. That's why I can't photograph just anybody, and why it's so hard to photograph people on assignment; it's like going to bed with someone not of my choosing.

After you have put food on your table, make sure you invest in really good walking shoes and a good bed.

A glacier rattles in the cupboard, the desert sighs in the bed, and the crack in the teacup opens a door to the land of the dead. The Maya call this Xibalba (Shibalba), the road to the dimension of the dead.

A great song is the reason you want to jump out of your bed in the morning.

A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

After twenty annual visits, I am still surprised each time I return to see this giant asparagus bed of alabaster and rose and green skyscrapers.

Ah, children, be afraid of going prayerless to bed, lest the Devil be your bedfellow.

Ahhh. Bed, book, kitten, sandwich. All one needed in life, really.

Ah, lives there a man with soul so dead, who never to himself hath said As he hunched and rolled in his comfortable bed: To hell with the rent . . . I'll drink instead!

A Klaner KKK is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with him.

A great dowry is a bed full of brables. [A great dowry is a bed full of brambles.]

Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question is whether to kill yourself or not. Tom Robbins wrote that the only serious question is whether time has a beginning and an end. Camus clearly got up on the wrong side of bed, and Robbins must have forgotten to set the alarm. There is only one serious question. And that is: Who knows how to make love stay? Answer me that and I will tell you whether or not to kill yourself.

A lot of people found themselves working at the Factory and some even in his bed as a result of random occurrences like your call. Most famous artists have never been all that interested in meeting strangers. That was not the case with Andy Warhol at all.

All the time we spent in bed, counting miles before we said, fall in love and fall apart, things will end before they start.

All you did was wreck my bed and in the morning kick me in the head.

A man was desired to rise from bed because the sun was already up. He replied: "If I had as far to go and as much to do as he has, I should be up by now; but having but a little way to go, I shall not get up yet.

Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams.

A man who farts in bed . . . is a man who loves life.

A man who has his initials on his pyjamas must be uncertain of himself. Surely you should know who you are at bed time.

AMPLE make this bed. Make this bed with awe; In it wait till judgment break Excellent and fair. Be its mattress straight, Be its pillow round; Let no sunrise’ yellow noise Interrupt this ground.

Americans are not used to being bombed in their beds, but if you come from anywhere outside America, it's not highly unusual.

A nation usually renews its youth on a political sick-bed, and there finds again the spirit which it had gradually lost in seeking and maintaining power.

And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.

A nation's not a child, for God's sake. ... It's like a wild horse you tame by breaking it. Or a fiery woman you slap till she sees sense and warms your bed.

And he that will go to bed sober, Falls with the leaf still in October.

And it is a great thing to die in your own bed, though it is better still to die in your boots.

And in my flower-beds, I think, Smile the carnation and the pink.

And then I got to my feet and stumbled toward the door again. And got halfway there before I realized I was naked. Of course I am, I thought angrily, and went back to the bed for a sheet. God forbid I actually wake up dressed anymore.

… and we are in bed together laughing and we don’t care about anything.

And what can still delight an inert stone except to become, once more, the bed of a raging torrent?

And when the war is done and youth stone dead, I'd toddle safely home and die--in bed.

And when thou art weary I'll find thee a bed, Of mosses and flowers to pillow thy head.

And will he not come again? And will he not come again? No, no, he is dead. Go to thy deathbed. He never will come again.

Angry men make themselves beds of nettles.

An episode that is near and dear to my heart is the entire cast in one room for the night because we get bed bugs in our apartment building so we have to stay with Martin Short.

Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday.

[Answering the question 'If you had caused the end of the world, what would you do?'] I would try to fix it. I would go to bed on time and brush my teeth.

Anyone can have a relationship but if you're dating a woman who's so crazy in bed that if you aren't wearing your Kevlar one night you might never see daylight again... that's exciting.

Any more bitching from the geriatric crew? What a bunch of old women. Should I hire another crewmate to change your bed diapers while I’m at it? Next time I’ll let The League have you. Vik, I’m relinquishing control back to you. (Devyn) It’s what I live for. By the way, ye organic life forms aren’t the only ones who’ve soiled themselves. Can I have a minute to attend my needs, Captain Asshole? (Vik)

Applaud my friends, the comedy is over... [on his death bed]

A poem is this:/A nuance of sound/delicately operating/upon a cataract of sense/...the particulars/of a song waking/upon a bed of sound.