Best 1296 quotes in «bed quotes» category

I can remember hearing the theme tune to Dallas when I was supposed to be in bed. I would sneak down and try to watch it through the banisters. My mum loved that show.

I can take hardship. I can sleep on the cold floor anytime. I can also sleep on a feather bed.

I can't imagine not having a reason to get out of bed at night.

I can't leave the house without making sure all the beds are made right, so they are neat and fresh when I come in at night.

I can tweet before going to bed at midnight or 1 and know that they're up and at 'em, and they're going to have to respond.

I carried my Oscar to bed with me. My first and only three-way happened that night.

I caught my wife in bed with my best friend the other day. I was crushed. They could have waited till I'd got out.

I could be with a woman in a bed, for weeks even, and it would seem to me like three seconds. Or 300 years.

I could die in this bed with him right now, wrapped in his arms and I would never know that I had died.

I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun.

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

I crocheted a blanket larger than a king-size bed. I just kept going.

I daresay I was the worst bed partner in five continents.

I'd basically described myself: a quiet, studious bookworm who would go to bed at a decent hour. A non-partier who wouldn't bring a parade of boys through our room, or make it the floor headquarters for beer pong.

I deciced if I were ever to get into booze and women, my line would be, 'Excuse me, madam, but I would really love to bed and muss you. . . . Are you perchance free this evening?

I definitely try and wash my face twice a day, and I never go to bed with my makeup on. I mostly just wash my face and try to not touch my face because that's when you get pimples.

I'd have liked to have gone to bed with Jean Harlow. She was a beautiful broad. The fellow who married her was impotent and he killed himself. I would have done the same thing.

I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.

I didn't finish my dress until about three days before my wedding - I had the flu and was stitching it from my bed. And the tulle came back from India all brown. We had to wash it for hours, but that didn't dissuade me from wearing it.

I didn't say I would start a yard." "You didn't have to. I'll come back next year and you'll have a nest of horses outside your window and Puck Connolly in your bed and I'll buy from you instead of Malvern. That's your future for you.

I didn’t say, You are such a stuffy asshole. And he didn’t say, If you ever burn one of my quarter-of-a-million dollar rugs again I’ll take it out of your hide, and I didn’t say, Oh, honey, wouldn’t you like to? And he didn’t say Grow up, Ms. Lane, I don’t take little girls to my bed, and I didn’t say I wouldn’t go there if it was the only safe place from the Lord Master in all of Dublin.

I do have odd habits. I check under my bed every night for the bogeyman. That's just a little thing, though.

I'd never expected my first time to be in a cabin in the woods, but I realized the place didn't matter. The person did. With someone you loved, you could be anywhere, and it would be incredible. Being in the most luxurious bed in the world wouldn't matter if you were with someone you didn't love.

I don't feel like I'm taking pictures, I feel like I'm just gathering them in. They're all out there. I know where they'll be; I just have to get out of bed early enough to bring them home. Like lost kittens.

I do it for the love. Bunk bed flow, always one level above.

I don't care about the fact that a dogs place is not in a bed - the closer they are to me, the more beautiful it is.

I don't dare start thinking in the morning. I don't dare start thinking in the morning. If I thought thoughts in bed, Them thoughts would bust my head-- So I don't dare start thinking in the morning.

I don't go to bed every night worried about getting back into baseball.

I don't have a bucket list because it is my dedication to live every day of my life there. I don't have a bucket list because I'm doing it that day. I don't want to go to bed and say, 'Oh, I wish I had done this.

I don't have dinner parties - I eat my dinner in bed.

I don't know about carry out, but you can carry me off to bed.

I don't know any kid that's not afraid at some point going to bed with the lights off, totally. That's why they make nightlights.

I don't meditate in any formal way, but I often lie in bed or find myself in nature and enter into that state of quiet where I get images, feelings, or melodies.

I don't lack for bed partners, so I don't need to scrounge for unwilling scraps.-Spade

I don't leave London, really, and I don't do theatre, because I want to put the kids to bed.

I don't like waking up. I feel like staying in bed usually, but I can't because I've got two kids standing next to my bed, just eager to live another day.

I don't like sleeping in a bed.

I don’t need anything else. I get out of bed every morning and face the world because you’re in it.” He turned the corner and pulled up in front of the Crossfire behind the Bentley. He killed the engine, released his seat belt, and took a deep breath. “Because of you, the world makes sense to me in a way it didn’t before. I have a place now, with you.

I don't need anything else. I get out of bed every morning and face the world because you're in it.

I don't know very much but what I do know I know better than anybody, and I don't want to argue about it…My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

I don't like futons. They can't commit. I'm a bed! I'm a couch! I'm a bed! I'm a couch!

I don't read all the junk. I joke if I did, I wouldn't get out of bed in the morning. But, Sometimes the comments over the top - really ugly. Many of them are critical of my looks, like the one that criticized my "thunder thighs." I get that a lot. Some of the tweets are too vulgar to repeat.

I don't think [Fifty Shades of Grey is] a model for anything. Except maybe in bed.

I don't sleep well. I rehash everything in bed. The mind's still working.

I don't throw lavish parties or nothing like that - I just want a bed and a TV.

I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body.

I don't think I'm qualified to answer questions about happiness. But I guess I'd say that I don't think you ever get to put to bed something like a search for order, or any other element of your sensibility, however much you'd like to.

I don't understand why every single person in Congress isn't standing up and going, "He [Donald Trump] is in bed with Russia." And then they could just lock their arms and not let him in.

I don't want someone to watch sports in bed. That drives me nuts.

I don't wear anything in bed. But I'm not ready for a nude scene quite yet.