Best 1296 quotes in «bed quotes» category

I won't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

I would climb on roofs and jump off using my parents' bed sheet, hoping it would open like a parachute. I was always getting hurt, breaking a leg, you know, bruising, cracking my head open.

I would have it inscribed on the curtains of your bed and the walls of your chamber: "If you do not rise early you can make progress in nothing.

I would never do a role where I'm naked in bed with a chick having sex.

I wouldn't know a space-time continuum or warp core breach if they got into bed with me.

I would suggest the widow do things the husband used to do, so he seems to be there with you. You will feel like just going to bed. It's so wonderful, going to bed.

I write in bed, too. I find it very comforting. I want to sort of, like, crawl in a fetal position if I have to.

I yield to nobody in my admiration for God, but he's no good in bed.

Jane Austen: Getting into her books is like getting in bed with a cadaver. Something vital is lacking; namely, life.

Jealousy is love bed of burning snarl.

Jordan doesn't really care about the blood," Simon said now. "His whole thing is about me being comfortable with what I am. Get in touch with your inner vampire, blah, blah." Clary slid in next to him onto the bed and hugged a pillow. "Is your inner vampire different from your...outer vampire?" "Definitely. He wants me to wear midriff-baring shirts and a fedora. I'm fighting it." Clary smiled faintly. "So your inner vampire is Magnus?

Last night, we were all watching Harry Potter in bed, and I thought, 'This isn't something you have when you're single, that's for sure.'

... laughter is lovelier than tears in bed.

Late to bed, late to rise, makes a man unhealthy, poor, and stupid.

Later in the evening when you lie awake in bed with the echoes from the amplifiers ringing in your head.

Laurels grow in the Bay of Biscay, I hope a bed of them may be found in the Mediterranean.

Lean too much upon the approval of people, and it becomes a bed of thorns.

Lettuce, greens and celery, though much eaten, are worse than cabbage, being equally indigestible without the addition of condiments. Besides, the lettuce contains narcotic properties. It is said of Galen, that he used to obtain from a head of it, eaten on going to bed, all the good effects of a dose of opium.

Life excites me-just little, normal, everyday things. Getting out of bed. Getting dressed. Making food. I find it all exciting.

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.

Life is a ladder, it's not a bed

Life is a sandwich of activity between two periods of bed-wetting.

Life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed by a desire to change his bed.

Life, is easy. And if yours isn't, quit whining. Oh, wait. unless you're just a head amd then, you do have it pretty rough. I don't know how you roll out of bed every morning.

Life is always either; a tight -rope or a feather-bed . — Give me the tightrope.

Life is always going to be a series of ouch-making moments, and the question was, was I going to go all fetal position, or was I going to woman up? I went into fetal position on the bed to think about this. Fetal position turned out to be very comfortable.

Life Lesson 3: You can't rush grief. It has its own timetable. All you can do is make sure there are lots of soft places around - beds, pillows, arms, laps.

Look guys, if you're just going to stare at me, I'm going to bed!

Like, I'm hyper-conscious about going to bed on time, and doing my seven-step skin care routine at night.

Look, when do the really interesting things happen? Not when you've brushed your teeth and put on your pyjamas and are cozy in bed. They happen when you are cold and uncomfortable and hungry and don't have a roof over your head for the night.

Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.

Like Paul Kraston said, all I ask in life is a water bed, a TV and a typewriter. Well, I'll just have an ordinary bed, a TV and a guitar.

Listen, Bernie Sanders talks about how Washington is corrupt, both parties are in bed with the lobbyists and special interests. I think he's exactly right.

Lying in bed, you know, you don't seem so tall.

Love is a fever which marriage puts to bed and cures.

Love wants to enjoy in other ways the human being whom it has enjoyed in bed; it looks forward to having breakfast.

Luxury lives in the finer details. It's a cloth napkin at a dinner table. It's a mint on your pillow before bed.

Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia.

Madelyne, we're married now. 'Tis a usual occurrence to bed one's wife on the wedding night.

Making love? It's a communion with a woman. The bed is the holy table. There I find passion -- and purification.

Making your bed every morning is correlated with better productivity, a greater sense of well-being, and stronger skills at sticking with a budget.

Mama, Mama, put me to bed I won’t make it home, I’m already half-dead I met an Invalid, and fell for his art He showed me his smile, and went straight for my heart.

Many of us have had that experience of being in love with someone and then they end up being your enemy and there's a stranger in your bed.

May you never lay your head down, without a hand to hold. May you never make your bed out in the cold.

Meanwhile the 3 a.m. drunks of the world would lay in their beds, trying in vain to sleep, and deserving that rest, if they could find it.

May I be a light for those in need of light. May I be a bed for those in need of rest. May I be a servant for those in need of service, for all embodied beings.

Money spent on vegetative patients is money not spent on preventive care, such as flu shots and mammograms. Each night in an ICU bed for such patients is a night that another patient with a genuine prognosis for recovery is denied such high-end care. Every dollar exhausted on patients who will never wake up again is a dollar not devoted to finding a cure for cancer.

Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.

Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends.

More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.