Best 1296 quotes in «bed quotes» category

I don't like futons. They can't commit. I'm a bed! I'm a couch! I'm a bed! I'm a couch!

I don't like waking up. I feel like staying in bed usually, but I can't because I've got two kids standing next to my bed, just eager to live another day.

I don't like sleeping in a bed.

I don't meditate in any formal way, but I often lie in bed or find myself in nature and enter into that state of quiet where I get images, feelings, or melodies.

I don’t need anything else. I get out of bed every morning and face the world because you’re in it.” He turned the corner and pulled up in front of the Crossfire behind the Bentley. He killed the engine, released his seat belt, and took a deep breath. “Because of you, the world makes sense to me in a way it didn’t before. I have a place now, with you.

I don't need anything else. I get out of bed every morning and face the world because you're in it.

I don't read all the junk. I joke if I did, I wouldn't get out of bed in the morning. But, Sometimes the comments over the top - really ugly. Many of them are critical of my looks, like the one that criticized my "thunder thighs." I get that a lot. Some of the tweets are too vulgar to repeat.

I don't sleep well. I rehash everything in bed. The mind's still working.

I don't think [Fifty Shades of Grey is] a model for anything. Except maybe in bed.

I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body.

I don't think I'm qualified to answer questions about happiness. But I guess I'd say that I don't think you ever get to put to bed something like a search for order, or any other element of your sensibility, however much you'd like to.

I don't throw lavish parties or nothing like that - I just want a bed and a TV.

I don't understand why every single person in Congress isn't standing up and going, "He [Donald Trump] is in bed with Russia." And then they could just lock their arms and not let him in.

I don't want someone to watch sports in bed. That drives me nuts.

I don't want to go to work and get into bed with someone else, not even Tom Cruise. It's not like I enjoy it.

I don't want to wake up with cops surrounding my bed tonight.

I don't wear anything in bed. But I'm not ready for a nude scene quite yet.

I don't wonder about anything. I'm too old to wonder. I think the most important thing is to wake-up with a pulse. I look in the obituary columns. If I'm not in it, I get out of bed.

I drag my husband out of bed, hook him up to a coffee to stay awake and make him listen to my plotting and any issues I may be having. I *need* his head-nodding (he's an expert head-nodder).

I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'

I drink a ton of water. And I never go to bed too full.

I expect we are all jealous of the women in their past, but how much less exciting if the women had not kept the bed warm.

If anything happened to you, I'd be so destroyed they'd have to strap me to a bed and feed me through a tube. After five or six years, I might be capable of taking care of Rex. In the interim, you should assign a guardian.

I fainted last night! Luckily I was going to bed at the time so I didn't get hurt.

If anyone other than you had me fly halfway around the world just to keep me waiting while you were obviously lingering in bed, I’d have my driver run them over. Twice.

If a man confessed anything on his death bed, it was the truth; for no man could stare death in the face and lie.

If all that Americans want is security, they can go to prison. They'll have enough to eat, a bed and a roof over their heads. But if an American wants to preserve his dignity and his equality as a human being, he must not bow his neck to any dictatorial government.

If a patient is cold, if a patient is feverish, if a patient is faint, if he is sick after taking food, if he has a bed-sore, it is generally the fault not of the disease, but of the nursing.

If a woman is bed-heady and it doesn't look put on, it's pretty sexy. But when a woman is wearing a really smart dress with great heels and her hair is pulled back, that's terribly sexy too - like an Audrey Hepburn kind of thing.

If from thy secret bed Of luxury unbidden offspring rise, Let them be kindly welcom'd to the day.

I feel as if one would only discover on one's death bed what one ought to have lived for

I feel happy and secure when I'm on my bed with a good book... I forget everything which is terrible in our world.

I felt suddenly cruel, like I´d told dmall children there was no tooth fairy, that it was just their Mom sneaking into their room after they went to bed.

If I can make a career for myself after Harry Potter, and it goes well, and is varied and with longevity, then that puts to bed the 'child actors argument'.

If I could have just 1 per cent of the money spent on global armaments, no one in this world would go to bed hungry.

If I had any choice in the matter, I'd stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day.

If I'm good enough to bed, surely I'm good enough to wed.

If I lie down on my bed I must be here, But if I lie down in my grave I may be elsewhere.

If I jump out of bed without hugging my husband, that creates stress between us.

I find that going to bed without my phone or an iPad makes me sleep better and helps me wake up without obsessing over emails. It makes my day better.

If I said I wouldn’t toss him out of my bed for eating crackers, would you leave me alone? (Grace) Maybe. What else wouldn’t you toss him out of bed for? (Selena) Eating greasy grimy gopher guts? (Grace)

If it wasn't for my trainer - who comes looking for me three times a week before 7 A.M. - I wouldn't get my butt out of bed and into the gym. There are many mornings when I think about faking a sprained ankle, but I just put it out of my head and make myself go.

If I was a Jewish girl in Hitler's day, I would become his girlfriend. After ten days in bed, he would come to my way of thinking.

If I was the type of person who had tennis, tennis, tennis all the time and I went to bed and ended up dreaming about tennis, I would go nuts.

If I was to listen and pay attention to everyone that criticized me, I'd stay home under the bed.

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed.

If there be a regal solitude, it is a sick-bed. How the patient lords it there!

If our financial industry regarded security the way the health-care sector does, I would stuff my cash in a mattress under my bed.

If marriage were only bed, we could have made it.

If things are going well, if the writing's coming along, I jump out of bed happy. And if the previous day has been bad, I get out of bed disgruntled.