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    Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else.

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    Some women can touch a man and heal like Jesus. The man who sees sunrise from a Belle woman's bed will swear he's been born again.

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    Sophie held the [hand]cuffs higher, hopint to instill some sense of shame, if not in him, then at least in herself. One look at him and she wanted him again. "I found them in the bed." "That makes sense," Phin said. "That's where I lost them." "I'd ask what you were doing with them," Sophie said, trying not to sound bitchy, "but I probably don't want to know, do I?" "Sure you do. It was exciting and different and depraved." Phin nodded toward the stairs. "Go put them someplace we can find them, and I'll show you later.

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    Soon the sun beams will smile through. Before you jump out of that bed, just know, the thought of you was the first thing that hit my head. Good morning my darling.

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    Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the presence of a formidable menace to one's poise and prestige (such as the butler, or the man under the bed - but never the husband).

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    So when you go to sleep at night, if you're someone who hasn't had any sleep deprivation, you have a very normal sleep pattern, what we tend to see is that, in adults, they go to bed and they start off by going into the deeper stages sleep.

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    Sparkling and bright in liquid light Does the wine our goblets gleam in; With hue as red as the rosy bed Which a bee would choose to dream in.

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    Spend your time in nothing which you know must be repented of; in nothing on which you might not pray for the blessing of God; in nothing which you could not review with a quiet conscience on your dying bed; in nothing which you might not safely and properly be found doing if death should surprise you in the act.

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    Stalin's henchman Molotov, 96, died old and in bed, a privilege he helped to deny to millions.

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    Stand by your bed and salute me.

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    Start going to bed earlier! It is a tough adjustment when you have had a summer of staying up late and waking up late.

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    Stay for me. Stay with me. There will never be anyone else. Not in my bed. Not in my life. And not in my heart.

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    Statesmen are not only liable to give an account of what they say or do in public, but there is a busy inquiry made into their very meals, beds, marriages, and every other sportive or serious action.

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    Still in Bed?" Thomas had asked with amusement, as Lissianna had blinked at them. "I am so glad you got at least a little rest today. I feared you'd work Greg to death while the rest of us tried to sleep.

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    Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.

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    Strew your gladness on earth's bed, So be merry, so be dead.

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    Surely going to bed with a man before marriage was the most courageous act of my life.

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    Teens aren't just interested in getting laid. I won't believe that's all they're interested in. I have four younger sisters and they're sick of being shown how they're supposed to react in bed.

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    Sydney spent a lot of time on my bed these days. Unfortunately, it wasn't with me.

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    Talk to each other. Never go to bed when you're angry with each other. Lady Antonia Frasier who was married to Harold Pinter said they never went to bed on an argument.

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    Teach me to live, that I may dread The grave as little as my bed. Teach me to die.

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    The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in it, and we shall die in it

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    Text a guy you like right now, "I'm thinking about you." If he says, "mmm are you in bed?" Never speak to him again he's a lifelong moron.

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    That evidence of the spirit of life is what makes me get out of bed in the morning.

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    That's the main reason I gave up my career after John was born and I was pregnant with Andrew. I could not handle going away day after day. The thought of going away before they got up and coming back after they were in bed was intolerable.

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    The bed is now as public as the dinner table and governed by the same rules of formal confrontation.

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    The best moments in my life are just before going to bed. Those are my happiest moments.

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    Thank God we can't tell the future. We'd never get out of bed.

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    That being said, if you slept with me and are filled with shame at the possibility of the world knowing, then you should have considered that before you hopped into bed with a writer.

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    That night as I lay in bed, I thought of several things I could have said and mourned the fact that my wit usually bloomed late, peaking when it no longer mattered, during the solitary hours close to midnight.

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    That word again. Happy. It’s a curse. The pursuit of happiness makes us deeply unhappy. It’s a trap.Before anything else happened, there was me in bed, thinking of who you used to be. I don’t want you to think I forgot.

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    The anxiety of falling in love could not find repose except in bed.

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    The bed is a metaphysical piece of furniture.

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    The bed must be a beautiful place, not only because you make love there but because you dream there as well.

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    The best thing about lying in bed late is that you learn to distinguish between first things and trivia, for whatever presses on you has to prove its importance before it makes you move.

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    The best thing about the bedroom was the bed. I liked to stay in bed for hours, even during the day with covers pulled up to my chin. It was good in there, nothing ever occurred in there, no people, nothing.

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    The best time to practice mental rehearsal is at night in bed, just before you fall asleep. The last thing you do before you doze off is to imagine yourself performing at your best the following day. You will be amazed at how often the upcoming event or experience happens exactly as you imagined it.

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    The Bible, which ranges over a period of four thousand years, records but one instance of a death-bed conversion (the thief on the cross) - one that none may despair, and but one that none may presume.

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    The blues is like this. You lay down some night and you turn from one side of the bed to the other: all night long. It's not too cold in that bed, and it ain't too hot. But what's the matter? The blues has got you.

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    The best thoughts most often come in the morning after waking, while still in bed or while walking.

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    The best way not to find the bed too cold is to go to bed colder than the bed is.

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    The books housed in one's first adult bookshelf are the geological bed of who we wish to become

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    The Bristol Channel was always my guide, and I was always able to draw an imaginary line from my bed to our house over in Wales. It was a great comfort.

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    The cat jumps up on the bed and tries to get onto my head. It's his way of telling whether or not i'm dead. If i'm not, he wants to be scratched; if i am - he'll think of something

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    The beginning of love is all about the butterflies, but the end of it is when you can't get out of bed in the morning.

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    The configuration of the ocean-floor is of great interest to seismologists studying the movements of the Earth's crust. Oceanographers are also able to explain certain peculiarities of ocean currents by the contour of the ocean-bed. But enormous areas are still unexplored.

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    The children were nestled all snug in their beds,while visions of sugar plums danced in their heads.

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    The cool kindliness of sheets, that soon smooth away trouble; and the rough male kiss of blankets.

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    The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.

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    The danger of parachuting young enthusiastic scientists into a flower bed of selected data and fully bloomed conceptions should be underestimated.