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    My faith has no bed to sleep upon but omnipotence.

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    My favorite color is purple. I have a huge velvet purple comforter on my bed.

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    My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.

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    My heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least.

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    My kids can't watch ('Howard the Duck'). By the time I get in bed with the duck, they are, like, 'Turn it off, mom. You in bed with a duck is just pretty much a deal breaker.'

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    My love's manners in bed are not to be discussed by me

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    My mind is not a bed to be made and remade.

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    My misdeeds are accidental happenings and merely the result of having been in the wrong bar or bed at the wrong time, say most days between midday and midnight.

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    My mom worked in restaurants for 60 years, and what I learned from her is a lot. But if I had to boil it down, take your work very seriously, but don't take yourself too seriously. Work harder than everyone else and never complain about it. Don't go to bed if you're not proud of the product of your day; stay awake until you are.

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    My only solution for the problem of habitual accidents is to stay in bed all day. Even then, there is always the chance that you will fall out.

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    My only objection to the arrangements there is the two-in-a-bed system. It is bad. But let your words and conduct be perfectly pure - such as your mother might know without bringing a blush to your cheek. If not already mentioned, do not tell your mother of the doubling in bed.

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    My own preference is for mixed (beds) where there are ...groups of larger shrubs on corners and elsewhere to give shape to the views and to create surprises.

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    My own experience is that a certain kind of genius among students is best brought out in bed.

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    My own remedy is always to eat, just before I step into bed, a hot roasted onion, if I have a cold.

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    My parents always worked through their arguments and never went to bed angry. They may not have agreed with one another, but they didn't let that disagreement stop them from laying with one another in peace at night.

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    My pets are very supportive, as they curl up in their beds underneath my desk.

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    My talk show takes place in bed, in Italy.

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    Naptime,ʺ said Christian, leading her toward the bed. ʺI still need a shower.ʺ ʺSleep first. Shower later.ʺ He pulled back the covers. ʺIʹll sleep with you.ʺ ʺSleep or sleep?ʺ she asked dryly, sliding gratefully into bed. ʺReal sleep. You need it.ʺ He crawled in beside her, spooning against her and resting his face on her shoulder. ʺOf course, afterward, if you want to conduct any official Council business...ʺ ʺI swear, if you say ‘Little Dragomirs,ʹ you can sleep in the hall.

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    My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of the door because you won’t get in.

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    Nearly every night before I go to bed I ask myself, "Have I vibrated in tune with the Infinite today, or have I failed?

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    Never get out of bed before noon.

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    Neither my place, nor aught I heard of business, Hath raised me from my bed; nor doth the general care Take hold on me; for my particular grief Is of so floodgate and o'erbearing nature That it engluts and swallows other sorrows, And it is still itself.

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    Never trust a woman who doesn’t like to eat. She is probably lousy in bed.

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    Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.

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    Nicely done, brother," said Gabriel from the bed, blinking sleepy green eyes at Gideon. Gideon threw a scone at him.

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    Nickel for my thoughts, dimes in my bed. Quarters of the kush shape the lines in my head.

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    No civilized person ever goes to bed the same day he gets up.

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    Nick, fetch my car, fetch my clothes, sweep the chimney, make my bed, watch my psychopath, fetch my slippers.

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    Nobody minded what you did in bed or what you said about God, a very civilized attitude in 1948.

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    No 'Glory shall be your reward' for me. Oh, no, for me, it is, 'Stop whining' and 'Go to bed'.

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    No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it.

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    No. I don't go through your things. I just come once in a while to make sure you're in one piece. I like knowing you're safe, asleep in your bed. I haven't stolen anything.

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    No man ever repented of being a Christian on his death bed.

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    No matter whose bed you die in the bed will be yours for your voyage onto the surgical andiron of God.

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    Nothing one does in bed is immoral if it helps to perpetuate love.

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    No murmur arose from its bed, and so gently it wandered along, that the pearly pebbles upon which we loved to gaze, far down within its bosom, stirred not at all, but lay in a motionless content, each in its own old station, shining on gloriously forever.

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    Nora: "How do you feel?" Nick: "Terrible. I must've gone to bed sober.

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    Nothing exists in this world but me and my bed…” (p. 141).

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    Oh lovers! be careful in those dangerous first days! once you've brought breakfast in bed you'll have to bring it forever, unless you want to be accused of lovelessness and betrayal.

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    Oh, it's nice to get up in the mornin', But it's nicer to lie in bed.

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    Of course I'm going to be labeled as a sex symbol. I made my bed, and I'm sleeping in it.

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    Old persons are sometimes as unwilling to die as tired-out children are to say good night and go to bed.

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    Old April wanes, and her last dewy morn Her death-bed steeps in tears; to hail the May New blooming blossoms neath the sun are born, And all poor April's charms are swept away.

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    O Love, O great god Love, what have I done, That thou shouldst hunger so after my death? My heart is harmless as my life's first day: Seek out some false fair woman, and plague her Till her tears even as my tears fill her bed.

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    Once, the parental bed collapsed because all the children sat on it at once.

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    Once I went to bed in Orlando and I woke up in Atlanta. I have no idea how that happened.

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    Once I'm already in my room, I still have to open a door to get into my bed. It's like a giant box. It's like the boy in a bubble.

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    Once various forms were signed, I was separated from my free will, led down the corridors into a room which was now to be the boundary of my existence, told to surrender my clothes, handed that comic invention, the hospital gown, and sent to bed in broad daylight like a child being stripped of her privileges.

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    One doth but break-fast here, another dine; he that lives longest does but suppe; we must all goe to bed in another World.

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    One cannot see callers, answer the telephone, go to luncheons or dinners, visit the dentist or shoemaker, address charitable organizations in or from a bed; therefore a bed, in my experience, is simply bristling with ideas.