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    I am not young but I feel young. The day I feel old, I will go to bed and stay there. J'aime la vie! I feel that to live is a wonderful thing.

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    I am really chained to my computer these days so I work in my bedroom, which is a room I have worked in for years and years. It is just as much an office as a bedroom, and during the day, my bed is rather like an extension of my desk.

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    I am skilled now, at casting iron To make a hardened bed for my heavy world

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    I am thankful that thus far today I have not had any unkind thoughts or said any harsh words or done anything that I regret. However, now I need to get out of bed and so things may become more difficult.

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    I am too sick to be out of bed, too crazy to sleep, and am surrounded by horrors.

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    I am very grateful to God everyday that my eyes flutter open and I can jump out of that bed!

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    I begin my day online and end my day online. I like to prepare myself for the next day and have a sense of closure before I go to bed.

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    I believe every day when I wake up and go to bed and during my dreaming time there's some moment of truth that's in front of me that will always be in front of me until the end of days.

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    I believe in a higher power and I believe in good and bad, right and wrong. You sleep in the bed you make.

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    I broke down. I hid under the bed because I was afraid that somebody was going to come for me. I don’t know who that someone was but I was just so scared. Not a single person at any level of government took any note of me. No one checked to see if I had a place to live or food to eat, and at 14, I found myself basically on my own.

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    I can assure you that next to my bed, there is always a copy of the Dharmapada which I read from every night.

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    I can imagine myself on my death-bed, spent utterly with lust to touch the next world, like a boy asking for his first kiss from a woman.

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    I can remember hearing the theme tune to Dallas when I was supposed to be in bed. I would sneak down and try to watch it through the banisters. My mum loved that show.

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    I can take hardship. I can sleep on the cold floor anytime. I can also sleep on a feather bed.

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    I can't imagine not having a reason to get out of bed at night.

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    I can't leave the house without making sure all the beds are made right, so they are neat and fresh when I come in at night.

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    I can tweet before going to bed at midnight or 1 and know that they're up and at 'em, and they're going to have to respond.

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    I could die in this bed with him right now, wrapped in his arms and I would never know that I had died.

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    I carried my Oscar to bed with me. My first and only three-way happened that night.

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    I could be with a woman in a bed, for weeks even, and it would seem to me like three seconds. Or 300 years.

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    I caught my wife in bed with my best friend the other day. I was crushed. They could have waited till I'd got out.

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    I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun.

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    I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

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    I crocheted a blanket larger than a king-size bed. I just kept going.

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    I deciced if I were ever to get into booze and women, my line would be, 'Excuse me, madam, but I would really love to bed and muss you. . . . Are you perchance free this evening?

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    I'd basically described myself: a quiet, studious bookworm who would go to bed at a decent hour. A non-partier who wouldn't bring a parade of boys through our room, or make it the floor headquarters for beer pong.

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    I daresay I was the worst bed partner in five continents.

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    I definitely try and wash my face twice a day, and I never go to bed with my makeup on. I mostly just wash my face and try to not touch my face because that's when you get pimples.

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    I didn't finish my dress until about three days before my wedding - I had the flu and was stitching it from my bed. And the tulle came back from India all brown. We had to wash it for hours, but that didn't dissuade me from wearing it.

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    I'd have liked to have gone to bed with Jean Harlow. She was a beautiful broad. The fellow who married her was impotent and he killed himself. I would have done the same thing.

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    I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.

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    I didn't say I would start a yard." "You didn't have to. I'll come back next year and you'll have a nest of horses outside your window and Puck Connolly in your bed and I'll buy from you instead of Malvern. That's your future for you.

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    I didn’t say, You are such a stuffy asshole. And he didn’t say, If you ever burn one of my quarter-of-a-million dollar rugs again I’ll take it out of your hide, and I didn’t say, Oh, honey, wouldn’t you like to? And he didn’t say Grow up, Ms. Lane, I don’t take little girls to my bed, and I didn’t say I wouldn’t go there if it was the only safe place from the Lord Master in all of Dublin.

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    I do it for the love. Bunk bed flow, always one level above.

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    I'd never expected my first time to be in a cabin in the woods, but I realized the place didn't matter. The person did. With someone you loved, you could be anywhere, and it would be incredible. Being in the most luxurious bed in the world wouldn't matter if you were with someone you didn't love.

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    I do have odd habits. I check under my bed every night for the bogeyman. That's just a little thing, though.

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    I don't dare start thinking in the morning. I don't dare start thinking in the morning. If I thought thoughts in bed, Them thoughts would bust my head-- So I don't dare start thinking in the morning.

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    I don't care about the fact that a dogs place is not in a bed - the closer they are to me, the more beautiful it is.

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    I don't feel like I'm taking pictures, I feel like I'm just gathering them in. They're all out there. I know where they'll be; I just have to get out of bed early enough to bring them home. Like lost kittens.

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    I don't have dinner parties - I eat my dinner in bed.

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    I don't go to bed every night worried about getting back into baseball.

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    I don't have a bucket list because it is my dedication to live every day of my life there. I don't have a bucket list because I'm doing it that day. I don't want to go to bed and say, 'Oh, I wish I had done this.

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    I don't know about carry out, but you can carry me off to bed.

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    I don't know any kid that's not afraid at some point going to bed with the lights off, totally. That's why they make nightlights.

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    I don't lack for bed partners, so I don't need to scrounge for unwilling scraps.-Spade

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    I don't know very much but what I do know I know better than anybody, and I don't want to argue about it…My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

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    I don't leave London, really, and I don't do theatre, because I want to put the kids to bed.

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    I don't like futons. They can't commit. I'm a bed! I'm a couch! I'm a bed! I'm a couch!

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    I don't like waking up. I feel like staying in bed usually, but I can't because I've got two kids standing next to my bed, just eager to live another day.

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    I don't like sleeping in a bed.