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    I wasn’t sure if I was charmed by his reluctance to share a bed with a girl or insulted that, apparently, I wasn’t hot enough for him to charge the mattress like a bull.

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    I was out of my bed in one second, trembling with excitement, and I dashed to the door and into the adjoining room, where I could watch the streets below from the windows.

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    I was passionate about soccer. I still am. Odd, though - playing soccer always made me much more anxious than playing tennis. On soccer days, I'd be out of bed by 6 in the morning, all nervous. But I was always calm when it was time for a tennis match. I still don't know why.

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    I was photographing every meal I ate, every person I met, every waiter or waitress who served me, every bed I slept in, every toilet I used.

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    I was scared of the dark. Ohhhh, I'd do anything not to have to sleep on my own. I'd get in bed and cover myself with dolls and teddy bears.

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    I watch so much television. My DVR is full. I love putting my kids to bed, so I can sit on the couch with my wife and we can dissect The Affair, The Americans, House of Cards, or whatever it is. I'm so lucky.

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    I went to an amazing school in Brooklyn called St. Anne's that's a really kind of creative hot bed.

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    I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.

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    I wish I could just fling myself into bed with you, but I can’t. I don’t want to be used that way and I don’t want to use you! Can’t you understand that?

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    I won't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

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    I would climb on roofs and jump off using my parents' bed sheet, hoping it would open like a parachute. I was always getting hurt, breaking a leg, you know, bruising, cracking my head open.

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    I would have it inscribed on the curtains of your bed and the walls of your chamber: "If you do not rise early you can make progress in nothing.

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    I would never do a role where I'm naked in bed with a chick having sex.

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    I wouldn't know a space-time continuum or warp core breach if they got into bed with me.

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    I would suggest the widow do things the husband used to do, so he seems to be there with you. You will feel like just going to bed. It's so wonderful, going to bed.

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    I write in bed, too. I find it very comforting. I want to sort of, like, crawl in a fetal position if I have to.

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    I yield to nobody in my admiration for God, but he's no good in bed.

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    Jane Austen: Getting into her books is like getting in bed with a cadaver. Something vital is lacking; namely, life.

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    Later in the evening when you lie awake in bed with the echoes from the amplifiers ringing in your head.

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    Last night, we were all watching Harry Potter in bed, and I thought, 'This isn't something you have when you're single, that's for sure.'

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    Jealousy is love bed of burning snarl.

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    Jordan doesn't really care about the blood," Simon said now. "His whole thing is about me being comfortable with what I am. Get in touch with your inner vampire, blah, blah." Clary slid in next to him onto the bed and hugged a pillow. "Is your inner vampire different from your...outer vampire?" "Definitely. He wants me to wear midriff-baring shirts and a fedora. I'm fighting it." Clary smiled faintly. "So your inner vampire is Magnus?

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    Late to bed, late to rise, makes a man unhealthy, poor, and stupid.

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    Laurels grow in the Bay of Biscay, I hope a bed of them may be found in the Mediterranean.

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    ... laughter is lovelier than tears in bed.

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    Lean too much upon the approval of people, and it becomes a bed of thorns.

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    Life excites me-just little, normal, everyday things. Getting out of bed. Getting dressed. Making food. I find it all exciting.

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    Lettuce, greens and celery, though much eaten, are worse than cabbage, being equally indigestible without the addition of condiments. Besides, the lettuce contains narcotic properties. It is said of Galen, that he used to obtain from a head of it, eaten on going to bed, all the good effects of a dose of opium.

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    Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.

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    Life is a ladder, it's not a bed

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    Life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed by a desire to change his bed.

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    Life is always either; a tight -rope or a feather-bed . — Give me the tightrope.

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    Life is always going to be a series of ouch-making moments, and the question was, was I going to go all fetal position, or was I going to woman up? I went into fetal position on the bed to think about this. Fetal position turned out to be very comfortable.

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    Life is a sandwich of activity between two periods of bed-wetting.

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    Life, is easy. And if yours isn't, quit whining. Oh, wait. unless you're just a head amd then, you do have it pretty rough. I don't know how you roll out of bed every morning.

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    Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.

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    Life Lesson 3: You can't rush grief. It has its own timetable. All you can do is make sure there are lots of soft places around - beds, pillows, arms, laps.

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    Like, I'm hyper-conscious about going to bed on time, and doing my seven-step skin care routine at night.

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    Like Paul Kraston said, all I ask in life is a water bed, a TV and a typewriter. Well, I'll just have an ordinary bed, a TV and a guitar.

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    Listen, Bernie Sanders talks about how Washington is corrupt, both parties are in bed with the lobbyists and special interests. I think he's exactly right.

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    Look, when do the really interesting things happen? Not when you've brushed your teeth and put on your pyjamas and are cozy in bed. They happen when you are cold and uncomfortable and hungry and don't have a roof over your head for the night.

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    Look guys, if you're just going to stare at me, I'm going to bed!

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    Love is a fever which marriage puts to bed and cures.

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    Mama, Mama, put me to bed I won’t make it home, I’m already half-dead I met an Invalid, and fell for his art He showed me his smile, and went straight for my heart.

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    Love wants to enjoy in other ways the human being whom it has enjoyed in bed; it looks forward to having breakfast.

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    Lying in bed, you know, you don't seem so tall.

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    Madelyne, we're married now. 'Tis a usual occurrence to bed one's wife on the wedding night.

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    Making your bed every morning is correlated with better productivity, a greater sense of well-being, and stronger skills at sticking with a budget.

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    Luxury lives in the finer details. It's a cloth napkin at a dinner table. It's a mint on your pillow before bed.

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    Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia.