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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
A coward never forgives.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
A dwarf who brings a standard along with him to measure his own size, take my word, is a dwarf in more articles than one.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
A good simile,--as concise as a king's declaration of love.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
A large volume of adventures may be grasped within this little span of life, by him who interests his heart in everything.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Alas! if the principles of contentment are not within us, the height of station and worldly grandeur will as soon add a cubit to a man's stature as to his happiness.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
All womankind, from the highest to the lowest love jokes; the difficulty is to know how they choose to have them cut; and there is no knowing that, but by trying, as we do with our artillery in the field, by raising or letting down their breeches, till we hit the mark.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Almost one half of our time is spent in telling and hearing evil of one another ... and every hour brings forth something strange and terrible to fill up our discourse and our astonishment.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Always carry it in thy mind, and act upon it, as a sure maxim: "That women are timid:" And 'tis well they are--else there would beno dealing with them.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
A man's body and his mind, with the utmost reverence to both I speak it, are exactly like a jerkin and a jerkin's lining; rumple the one, you rumple the other.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
A man who values a good night's rest will not lie down with enmity in his heart, if he can help it.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
An actor should be able to create the universe in the palm of his hand.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
An atheist is more reclaimable than a papist, as ignorance is sooner cured than superstition.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
An English man does not travel to see English men.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
An interesting difference between new and experienced stage managers is that the new stage manager thinks of running the show as the most difficult and most demanding part of the job, whereas the experienced stage manager thinks of it as the most relaxing part. Perhaps the reason is that experienced stage managers have built up work habits that make then so thoroughly prepared for the production phase that they [can] sit back during performances to watch that preparation pay off.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
An inward sincerity will of course influence the outward deportment; but where the one is wanting, there is great reason to suspect the absence of the other.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Any one may do a casual act of good-nature; but a continuation of them shows it a part of the temperament.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
As monarchs have a right to call in the specie of a state, and raise its value, by their own impression; so are there certain prerogative geniuses, who are above plagiaries, who cannot be said to steal, but, from their improvement of a thought, rather to borrow it, and repay the commonwealth of letters with interest again; and may wore properly be said to adopt, than to kidnap a sentiment, by leaving it heir to their own fame.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Beauty has so many charms, one knows not how to speak against it; and when it happens that a graceful figure is the habitation of a virtuous soul, when the beauty of the face speaks out the modesty and humility of the mind, and the justness of the proportion raises our thoughts up to the heart and wisdom of the great Creator, something may be allowed it,--and something to the embellishments which set it off; and yet, when the whole apology is read, it will be found at last that beauty, like truth, never is so glorious as when it goes the plainest.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Before an affliction is digested, consolation ever comes too soon; and after it is digested, it comes too late.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
But mark, madam, we live amongst riddles and mysteries--the most obvious things, which come in our way, have dark sides, which thequickest sight cannot penetrate into; and even the clearest and most exalted understandings amongst us find ourselves puzzled and at a loss in almost every cranny of nature's works.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
But this is neither here nor there why do I mention it? Ask my pen, it governs me, I govern not it.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Chance is the providence of adventurers.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Certainly it was ordained as a scourge upon the pride of human wisdom, that the wisest of us all, should thus outwit ourselves, and eternally forego our purposes in the intemperate act of pursuing them.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Conversation is a traffick; and if you enter into it, without some stock of knowledge, to ballance the account perpetually betwixtyou,--the trade drops at once: and this is the reasonwhy travellers have so little [good] conversation with natives,--owing to their [the natives'] suspicionthat there is nothing to be extracted from the conversationworth the trouble of their bad language.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Courtship consists in a number of quiet attentions, not so pointed as to alarm, nor so vague as not to be understood.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Dear sensibility! Source inexhausted of all that's precious in our joys, or costly in our sorrows! Eternal fountain of our feelings! 'tis here I trace thee and this is thy divinity which stirs within me...All comes from thee, great-great SENSORIUM of the world!
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Death opens the gate of fame, and shuts the gate of envy after it; it unlooses the chain of the captive, and puts the bondsman's task into another man's hand.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Did ever woman, since the creation of the world, interrupt a man with such a silly question?
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Digressions, incontestably, are the sunshine, the life, the soul of reading! Take them out and one cold eternal winter would reign in every page. Restore them to the writer - he steps forth like a bridegroom, bids them all-hail, brings in variety and forbids the appetite to fail.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Digressions incontestably are the sunshine; they are the life, the soul of reading.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Disguise thyself as thou wilt, still, Slavery," said I, "still thou art a bitter draught.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Endless is the search of truth.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Every obstruction of the course of justice,--is a door opened to betray society, and bereave us of those blessings which it has inview.... It is a strange way of doing honour to God, to screen actions which are a disgrace to humanity.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Every thing in this world, said my father, is big with jest,--and has wit in it, and instruction too,--if we can but find it out.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
First, whenever a man talks loudly against religion, always suspect that it is not his reason, but his passions, which have got the better of his creed. A bad life and a good belief are disagreeable and troublesome neighbors, and where they separate, depend upon it, 'Tis for no other cause but quietness sake.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
For I begin with writing the first sentence, — and trusting to Almighty God for the second.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Freethinkers are generally those who never think at all.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
God tempers the wind to the shorn lamb.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Go, poor devil, get thee gone! Why should I hurt thee? This world surely is wide enough to hold both thee and me.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Great is the power of Eloquence; but never is it so great as when it pleads along with nature, and the culprit is a child strayed from his duty, and returned to it again with tears.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Hail! the small courtesies of life, for smooth do ye make the road of it, like grace and beauty, which beget inclinations to love at first sight; it is ye who open the door and let the stranger in.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Heat is in proportion to the want of true knowledge.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
Heaven be their resource who have no other but the charity of the world, the stock of which, I fear, is no way sufficient for the many great claims which are hourly made upon it.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
How frequently is the honesty and integrity of a man disposed of by a smile or shrug! How many good and generous actions have been sunk into oblivion by a distrustful look, or stamped With the imputation of proceeding from bad motives, by a mysterious and seasonable whisper!
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
How many thousands of [lives] are there every year that comes cast away, (in all civilized countries at least)--and consider'd asnothing but common air, in competition of an hypothesis.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
I am persuaded ... that both man and woman bear pain or sorrow, (and, for aught I know, pleasure too) best in a horizontal position.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
I am persuaded that every time a man smiles - but much more so when he laughs - it adds something to this fragment of life.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
I am positive I have a soul; nor can all the books with which materialists have pestered the world ever convince me to the contrary.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
I am sick as a horse.
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By AnonymLaurence Sterne
I begin with writing the first sentence—and trusting to Almighty God for the second.
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