Best 36 quotes of Nicki Elson on MyQuotes

Chapter 1: I suggest you icksnay on the artalecsmay.

Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality?

Free drinks have no carbs.

Given his personality, I’d say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime.

He’d only ever seen her twice, only talked to her once, but as he now gazed upon her, he realized that he’d missed her all day long.

He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he’d dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first night he’d seen her.

He’s so outta my league, we’re not even playing the same sport… He’s professional soccer in Europe and I’m intramural badminton in the States.

How do you possibly manage to turn talk of an angel into something perverted?

I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.

I bring the girl to a museum, try to show her a little culture, and she turns a Chihuly into a giant phallus.

If you’re going to be a dickhead, at least have the courtesy of doing it while I have a drink in my hand so I can throw it in your face!

I’m glad she’s so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord.

I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.

In truth, Liesel was a prisoner too, just held by different kinds of bonds.

In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?

In you, she saw hope.”“You mean she saw his next meal.

It’s complicated. He’s not…' Human? 'He’s playing hard to get.

It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.

I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you.

My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?

Never mess with a girl wearing spiked heels.

No amount of wavy blond hair nor evenings spent with her plump lips applying just the right amount of pressure to his various pleasure points could make up for the rotting carcass of a soul that resided beneath all that beauty.

Nobody knew exactly how the zombification process worked, and there were as many different strains as theories.

Oh.” It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning — none of which merely meant oh.

She didn’t dare expose her heart the way she’d exposed her body.

She’d treasured every minute, but being with him was beginning to inspire more conflict within her than serenity.

She stared stupidly into his eyes, thinking about how very much she’d like to make that noise again…with him.

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.

The candle’s flame washed her in a sensual bath of pulsating light, and Hans became entranced by the soft glow upon her skin.

The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.

What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won’t quit? Think about the primary function of an ass—I’d think that’s the sort of thing you might want to quit.

What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.

Where did you think playing with angels was going to get you?

You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don’t go nutty on me.

You have a travel vibrator, so I assume you call this one your house vibrator. Store one in your dashboard for a car vibrator too? What about your desk at work? And do they each have their own name, or is it like George Foreman’s kids – Vibrizzio one, Vibrizzio two…

You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor.