Best 528 quotes in «legs quotes» category

You're not allowed to have legs and not use them. Dance.

Your ideas have legs and just as they run through your head, they could be running through someone else's head and it's just a matter of who gets to the finish line first. Nothing is new under the sun so act on your ideas.

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having your gangrenous leg sawed off, watching your home burn down or learning how to be intimate with your cellmate, but, in the big scheme of things, soon.

A girl is grown up when she stops counting on her fingers and starts counting on her legs.

According to The New York Times, the mob has now gotten into Medicare fraud. But the good news is, when they do break your legs there's a good chance you're covered.

A dedication is a wooden leg.

After I broke my leg I had to go back and do one of the remakes of 'The Magnificent Seven' and ended up on a horse that pitched me off and broke my leg again... I rode horses pretty well. I just didn't like doing it.

A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

A gourmet can tell from the flavor whether a woodcock's leg is the one on which the bird is accustomed to roost.

A horse stumbles that hath foure legges. [A horse stumbles that has four legs.]

A liberal will cut off your leg so he can hand you a crutch.

A man that has lost moral sense is like a man in battle with both of his legs shot off: he has nothing to stand on.

All his life he [the American] jumps into the train after it has started and jumps out before it has stopped; and he never once gets left behind, or breaks a leg.

A man can spend several hours sitting cross-legged in the same position if he knows that noting prevents him from changing it; but if he knows that he has to sit with his legs crossed like that, he will get cramps, his legs will twitch and strain towards where he would like to stretch them.

A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.

All you have to do is open your heart, just like you opened your legs.

Ambition is, of all other, the most contrary humor to solitude; and glory and repose are so inconsistent that they cannot possibly inhabit one and the same place; and for so much as I understand, those have only their arms and legs disengaged from the crowd, their mind and intention remain engaged behind more than ever.

... and that's why I kicked your leg out of your leg!

And of Kanye's [West]? I have to say [I love] his heart. And I've always loved his legs.

Anything good has a magical power! Say something good; it travels around the world without legs; do something good, it flies around the world without wings! Everything good has a mystical power!

Anomalocaridids seemed to lack front limbs, being an arthropod - being a joint-legged animal - and not having legs, it's kind of embarrassing.

And we don't often get any wading birds in the River Ankh, mainly because the pollution would eat their legs away and anyway, it's easier for them to walk on the surface.

A pair of legs engineered to defy the laws of physics and a mindset to master the most epic of splits.

A pitcher is only as good as his legs.

As a precaution, we’re making machines extremely heavy with very tiny legs.

A pound of Alaskan king crab legs and buffalo shrimp = happy Travie.

As a matter of fact I could beat you two with both my arms and my legs tied. I'll roll down this ramp and score myself a 7-10 idiot split!

As I was sitting in my chair, I knew the bottom wasn't there, Nor legs nor back, but I just sat, Ignoring little things like that.

As if she had summoned them, a flurry of stones flew out of the darkness, striking his mail, pinging off his helm. One hit his unprotected leg and he yelped and clutched it. That was a mistake. The second barrage was entirely directed at his legs.

As I run, I wonder how many of these people helped buy my leg. I wonder about the deep, wide abyss between good intentions and concrete action, and how many of them leapt across it.

A sparrow lay dead on the backseat. She had found her way through a hole in the windscreen, tempted by some seat-sponge for her nest. She never found her way out. No one noticed her panicked car-window appeals. She died on the backseat, with her legs in the air. Like a joke.

As my Lord says, my Lord's leg is not a side of beef. Thank you, my Lord, for instructing me.

As powerful as our legs are, as magnificent as our lungs and arms and muscles are, nothing matters more than the mind.

A thong. God bless the thong. He hooked his fingers in the silk sides and tugged, rolling the silk down her legs until it hit the floor, his favorite place for panties.

A sympathetic person is placed in the dilemma of a swimmer among drowning men, who all catch at him, and if he gives so much as a leg or a finger, they will drown him.

But remember that forgiveness too is a power. To beg for it is a power, and to withhold or bestow it is a power, perhaps the greatest. Maybe none of this is about control. Maybe it isn't really about who can own whom, who can do what to whom and get away with it, even as far as death. Maybe it isn't about who can sit and who has to kneel or stand or lie down, legs spread open. Maybe it's about who can do what to whom and be forgiven for it. Never tell me it amounts to the same thing.

A Vampire!" I stammered. Then I noticed her legs. Below the cheerleader skirt, her left leg was brown and shaggy with a donkey's hoof. Her right leg was shaped like a human leg was it was made of bronze. "Uhh, a vampire with-" "Don't mention the legs!" Tammi snapped. "It's rude to make fun.

Better balance, less pain and less restless leg syndrome.

Big deal... the only cats that don't have three legs are the ones with two through zero legs.

A traveller at Sparta, standing long upon one leg, said to a Lacedaemonian, "I do not believe you can do as much." "True," said he, "but every goose can.

A woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinter legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to see it done at all.

Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat legs too. That I know.

Baseball is a kind of collective chess with arms and legs in full play under sunlight.

but as God said, crossing his legs, I see where I have made plenty of poets but not so very much poetry.

Calling a tail a leg does not make it a leg.

By no longer operating out of a place of fear. So if you see me on a carpet with my arms and legs out glistening, or my midriff exposed, it's a reminder to myself and the world that I know I'm beautiful.

Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.

Certes, they been lye to hounds, for an hound when he cometh by the roses, or by other bushes, though he may nat pisse, yet wole he heve up his leg and make a countenance to pisse.

Close your legs to married men.