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    There is nothing worse than giving the longest of legs to the smallest of ideas.

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    There’s always a choice. That’s God’s way, always will be. Your will is still free. Do as you will. There’s no set of leg-irons on you. But... this is what God wants of you.

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    The road to Lourdes is littered with crutches, but not one wooden leg.

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    The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one leg. The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't take it too seriously.

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    The secret of a long marriage is shaving your legs every day . . . because it shows you still care.

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    There were people thrice her size on the Trenton platform and she looked admiringly at one of them, a woman in a very short skirt. She thought nothing of slender legs shown off in miniskirts--it was safe and easy, after all, to display legs of which the world approved--but the fat woman's act was about the quiet conviction that one shared only with oneself, a sense of rightness that others failed to see.

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    The scale relates to everything. The thickness of a pipe, the thickness of a leg of the furniture. Even color could have a scale.

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    The simplest way to do something cool is the cross-turn. Like in the '80s - Michael Jackson did it. You jump and cross your legs together at the same time, and then spin out of it. That's it.

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    The stage is life, music, beautiful girls, legs, breasts, not talk or intellectualism or dried-up academics.

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    The sisters worked from dawn to dusk. One of them was an idiot; she started shaving her legs and marrying tax inspectors, so she was no good.

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    The sensation inside me grows warmer and spreads out from my chest down through my body out along my arms and legs to the tips of my being. Instead of satisfying me the kisses have the opposite effect of making my need greater.

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    The strange thing about Roman soldiers in the comics was the amount of trouble they took over their armor and their helmets, and then, after all that, they left their legs bare. It didn't make any sense at all. Weatherwise or otherwise.

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    The sun had become a light yellow yolk and was walking with red legs across the sky.

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    The temptation to vivify the tale and make it walk abroad on its own legs is hard to deny.

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    The vote on the Peacekeeper is also a vote on Geneva. Rejecting the Peacekeeper will knock the legs out from under the negotiating table. (On importance of the MX missile)

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    the women's movement, not only here in the U.S., but worldwide, is bigger and stronger than ever before and in places where it has never been. It has arms. It has legs. And most importantly, it has heads.

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    The thing about legs is you're born with them. Anybody can go out and buy boobs. But you're either blessed with attractive legs or you're not. That's what makes them so sexy.

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    The thing about breaking up when you get older, you just don't have the steam anymore. "Oh, that's it. I can't start shaving my legs above the knee again.

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    The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

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    They've maintained their unbeaten record between the legs.

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    The yellowfly is almost too small to see, but if you leave its egg in your skin, you will lose an arm or leg before it hatches - if it does not kill you.

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    Thinking of getting into the leg-breaking business, so I can profitably sell crutches later.

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    Time is a great conference planning our end, and youth is only the past putting a leg forward.

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    Three million frogs' legs are served in Paris - daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs.

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    To hell with housework, our top priority has always been between our legs.

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    To say a sheep has 5 legs doesn't make it so.

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    They're very tenacious. They're dedicated. Once a woman decides she's going to do something, she'll probably stick to it. The only problem with women is if there's anything wrong with them, they won't tell you. They'll get out there and run on one leg. They don't moan and groan like a lot of men do.

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    To be pessimist is to amputate one's own legs and arms! Only an optimist man has the ability to move!

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    To me, smoking pot meant sitting with a newspaper on my legs, rolling the seeds down, pulling the twigs out and finally producing a perfectly cylindrical, absolutely wonderful joint that you either locked at both ends or pinched off, or pinched at one end and left open at the other.

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    To succeed at re-engineering, you have to be a missionary, a motivator, and a leg breaker.

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    To suppose that man without language taught himself to speak, seems to me as absurd as it would be to suppose that without legs he could teach himself to walk. Language, therefore, must have been the immediate gift of God.

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    Try taking a stand on just one leg. You need to see both sides.

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    Visiting Anderson Silva. He's doing AMAZING! Leg is healing fast and will be walking without crutches in 30 days.

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    Vlad's heart sank into his stomach, then squeezed its way down his leg and popped out of the hole in his shoe, where it struck the floor and broke.

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    Was it that you wanted to pull my leg by transporting me to the frozen Himalayan heights of 'mahatmaship' and claiming for yourself absolution from having to follow my precepts?

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    Valor is strength, not of legs and arms, but of heart and soul; it consists not in the worth of our horse or our weapons, but in our own.

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    We can try to kill all that is native, string it up by its hind legs for all to see, but spirit howls and wildness endures.

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    Water creates a neurosis in golfers. The very thought of this harmless fluid robs them of their normal powers of rational thought, turns their legs to jelly, and produces a palsy of the upper limbs.

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    We can see a man smiling without legs or without hands, but we can't see a man smiling without hope!

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    We discovered that we have a fun chemistry physically. Cameron [Diaz] has really long legs and a short torso, and I have a really long torso and shorter legs.

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    We''d like to be welcomed with open arms and open legs

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    We can't control what the ratings will be. It's like, if you're going to go skiing, do you hope you'll have a good day of skiing? Yes. Do you hope you won't break your leg? Yes.

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    We seldom break our leg so long as life continues a toilsome upward climb. The danger comes when we begin to take things easily and choose the convenient paths.

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    We don't move with our legs and arms, but with courage and will power.

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    Well, I am a giant pansy and freak out if seaweed touches my leg in the ocean.

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    What a fool I was to come to Hollywood where they only understand platinum blondes and where legs are more important than talent.

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    We've been there and come back. When you fall in the pit, people are supposed to help you up. But you have to get up on your own. We'll take your arms, but you have to get your legs underneath you and stand.

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    What I ask for the Negro is not benevolence, not pity, not sympathy, but simply justice. ... All I ask is, give him a chance to stand on his own legs! Let him alone! ... Your interference is doing him positive injury.

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    What kind of life a dog . . . acquires. I have sometimes tried to imagine by kneeling or lying full length on the ground and looking up. The world then becomes strangely incomplete; one sees little but legs.

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    We teach girls shame; close your legs, cover yourself, we make them feel as though by being born female they're already guilty of something.