Best 528 quotes in «legs quotes» category

Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.

The brain says “it is impossible” and the legs respond “let’s sit down”. The brain says “it is possible” and the legs respond “let’s go to work”. Don’t blame the legs, blame the head.

Sometimes war takes an arm, or an eye, or it takes two legs from us, but above all the war takes our belief in humanity away from us!

Thoughts are powerful, one thinking for something makes big changes... you try... Imagine this say "I want to fuck", then imaginate a girl. A woman which is 18 years old, blonde hair, white skin, big ass, big boobs, long legs, and likes to play with dicks... Think few times on such type of stuff and look the magic!

To stand strongly, we need three legs: Two legs and a work that will keep us busy!

You're not allowed to have legs and not use them. Dance.

Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.

When the brain thinks positively, the hands work positively, the legs run positively and the individual becomes a positive wholesome entity.

You can tell a rider's fitness by the shape of his ass and the veins in his legs.

You may have access to the best information; you may build up the most positive attitude but, to get the wisest experience, your hands and legs must work!

When the positive mind takes the lead, the legs are safe to follow without any shaking!

You have the legs and other also have it; they have the brain and you have it! Stop thinking you can't transact the business that others can. If you do, you are raising your inflation rate!

Your ideas have legs and just as they run through your head, they could be running through someone else's head and it's just a matter of who gets to the finish line first. Nothing is new under the sun so act on your ideas.

According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having your gangrenous leg sawed off, watching your home burn down or learning how to be intimate with your cellmate, but, in the big scheme of things, soon.

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

According to The New York Times, the mob has now gotten into Medicare fraud. But the good news is, when they do break your legs there's a good chance you're covered.

After I broke my leg I had to go back and do one of the remakes of 'The Magnificent Seven' and ended up on a horse that pitched me off and broke my leg again... I rode horses pretty well. I just didn't like doing it.

A dedication is a wooden leg.

A girl is grown up when she stops counting on her fingers and starts counting on her legs.

A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

A horse stumbles that hath foure legges. [A horse stumbles that has four legs.]

A gourmet can tell from the flavor whether a woodcock's leg is the one on which the bird is accustomed to roost.

A man that has lost moral sense is like a man in battle with both of his legs shot off: he has nothing to stand on.

A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.

All his life he [the American] jumps into the train after it has started and jumps out before it has stopped; and he never once gets left behind, or breaks a leg.

Ambition is, of all other, the most contrary humor to solitude; and glory and repose are so inconsistent that they cannot possibly inhabit one and the same place; and for so much as I understand, those have only their arms and legs disengaged from the crowd, their mind and intention remain engaged behind more than ever.

A liberal will cut off your leg so he can hand you a crutch.

All you have to do is open your heart, just like you opened your legs.

A man can spend several hours sitting cross-legged in the same position if he knows that noting prevents him from changing it; but if he knows that he has to sit with his legs crossed like that, he will get cramps, his legs will twitch and strain towards where he would like to stretch them.

Anything good has a magical power! Say something good; it travels around the world without legs; do something good, it flies around the world without wings! Everything good has a mystical power!

And of Kanye's [West]? I have to say [I love] his heart. And I've always loved his legs.

... and that's why I kicked your leg out of your leg!

And we don't often get any wading birds in the River Ankh, mainly because the pollution would eat their legs away and anyway, it's easier for them to walk on the surface.

A pair of legs engineered to defy the laws of physics and a mindset to master the most epic of splits.

Anomalocaridids seemed to lack front limbs, being an arthropod - being a joint-legged animal - and not having legs, it's kind of embarrassing.

As I run, I wonder how many of these people helped buy my leg. I wonder about the deep, wide abyss between good intentions and concrete action, and how many of them leapt across it.

A pound of Alaskan king crab legs and buffalo shrimp = happy Travie.

As a matter of fact I could beat you two with both my arms and my legs tied. I'll roll down this ramp and score myself a 7-10 idiot split!

As a precaution, we’re making machines extremely heavy with very tiny legs.

As I was sitting in my chair, I knew the bottom wasn't there, Nor legs nor back, but I just sat, Ignoring little things like that.

As my Lord says, my Lord's leg is not a side of beef. Thank you, my Lord, for instructing me.

A sparrow lay dead on the backseat. She had found her way through a hole in the windscreen, tempted by some seat-sponge for her nest. She never found her way out. No one noticed her panicked car-window appeals. She died on the backseat, with her legs in the air. Like a joke.

A pitcher is only as good as his legs.

As if she had summoned them, a flurry of stones flew out of the darkness, striking his mail, pinging off his helm. One hit his unprotected leg and he yelped and clutched it. That was a mistake. The second barrage was entirely directed at his legs.

As powerful as our legs are, as magnificent as our lungs and arms and muscles are, nothing matters more than the mind.

Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat legs too. That I know.

A thong. God bless the thong. He hooked his fingers in the silk sides and tugged, rolling the silk down her legs until it hit the floor, his favorite place for panties.

A Vampire!" I stammered. Then I noticed her legs. Below the cheerleader skirt, her left leg was brown and shaggy with a donkey's hoof. Her right leg was shaped like a human leg was it was made of bronze. "Uhh, a vampire with-" "Don't mention the legs!" Tammi snapped. "It's rude to make fun.

A woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinter legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to see it done at all.

Baseball is a kind of collective chess with arms and legs in full play under sunlight.