Best 120 quotes in «beard quotes» category

I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.

I like having a beard. My beard changes my face shape and allows me to see in it family members who I love and can't see otherwise.

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'

I'm obsessed with beards. First of all, beards make you look like more of an animal. Second, I kind of like biting beards; it's a pastime of mine. And when I make out with a dude who has a beard - who are the only kinds of dudes I make out with - then my glitter gets stuck in their beards, and then no other chick will make out with them for at least three days.

I remember when I first got married, there was a certain amount of internet traffic on the subject of, "Who is this beard who is allegedly married to Ira Glass? Obviously, he's gay.

Is that a beard, or is Niedermayer eating a muskrat?

I like Fidel Castro and his beard.

I'm going to go with ZZ Top -- they're my faves . . . because of the whole thing that they do with the guitars and the old Father Time beards.

I'm obsessed with beards. First of all, beards make you look like more of an animal. Second, I kind of like biting beards; it's a pastime of mine.

I myself had to grow a longer beard and Afghan clothes. I was in danger of being kidnapped by smugglers, though I didn't know it at the time.

i thrive best hermit style. with a beard and a pipe.

I see the beard and cloak, but I don't yet see a philosopher. -Video barbam et pallium; philosophum nondum video

It is almost impossible to carry the torch of truth through a crowd without singeing somebody's beard.

I try not to underestimate my opponents, no matter how ridiculous their beards.

I was at Live Aid the original, looking like Rolf Harris for some reason. I had a really long beard that day for some reason.

Legends grow beards, and twenty-three years is plenty of time to grow a long one.

It's hell with that big beard and stuff. That's the one bit I don't like. Either you take out at lunch or you don't eat. So I opted not to eat, 'cause having to put it on twice is horrific.

I think my beard (in 'Drag Me To Hell') is getting a better IMDb rating than I am.

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.

My beard grows down to my toes, I never wears no clothes, I wraps my hair Around my bare, And down the road I goes.

My beard towards heaven, I feel my nape support / The back of my head, I grow the breast of a harpy / And my brush as it drips continually / Upon my face, makes it a gorgeous floor.

My father and I had a good relationship, it was very relaxed. He had a lot of humour. He looked a little bit like me, although he had no beard. He had the appearance of a very elegant British-looking man.

Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning

Nonbeing must in some sense be, otherwise what is it that there is not? This tangled doctrine might be nicknamed Plato's beard; historically it has proved tough, frequently dulling the edge of Occam's razor.

Notwithstanding my experiments with electricity the thunderbolt continues to fall under our noses and beards; and as for the tyrant, there are a million of us still engaged at snatching away his sceptre.

Once I graduated that's when I grew my 'infamous' beard. I trim it every once in awhile but that's about it.

Peter Beard is one of those people I've known a long time. We have an affinity. We share certain values.

QUINCE Francis Flute, the bellows-mender. FLUTE Here, Peter Quince. QUINCE Flute, you must take Thisby on you. FLUTE What is Thisby? a wandering knight? QUINCE It is the lady that Pyramus must love. FLUTE Nay, faith, let me not play a woman; I have a beard coming.

Over his own dark Cealdish beard. "Nothing like your marvelous facebear.

Reptilian green the wrinkled throat, Green as a bough of yew the beard; He bent his head, and so I smote

Jargon is part ceremonial robe, part false beard.

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

See the gold sunshine patching, And streaming and streaking across The gray-green oaks; and catching, By its soft brown beard, the moss.

Santa Jr. I was a cop. Yes, I was officially Santa. But a younger Santa. He goes young, clean-shaven, to how we imagine Santa with all the white hair and beard and "Ho ho ho." Kind of funny.

Someone got killed up here.... It was outside. A tall man. He had one leg longer’n the other. And a beard. He was probably a hunter." "How’d you know all that?" "I just trod on ‘im.

Some artists are bound to an image: Bob Marley has dreadlocks, Matisyahu has a beard. But that's a reminder that the whole thing is not about style. It's about music.

Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.

The beard must not be plucked. Ye shall not deface the figure of your beard.

The beard, being a half-mask, should be forbidden by the police - It is, moreover, as a sexual symbol in the middle of the face, obscene: that is why it pleases women.

Sometimes I have a beard, sometimes I don't, and I'm not very good at maintaining it. I've got an agreement with my life coach and guru that I don't touch it from now on.

There he is, tall, tanned, Italian, sophisticated. So what do you do?" I said, "Er, leap on him and snog him within an inch of his life? Taking care not to strangle myself on his false beard, or disturb his banana.

The establishment will irritate you - pull your beard, flick your face - to make you fight. Because once they've got you violent, then they know how to handle you. The only thing they don't know how to handle is non-violence and humor.

There are days when I think: what if I just checked out? What if I grew a beard and went off to live somewhere remote? I have often wondered about the freedom that would bring.

There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.

The idea that God's mercy is connected to whether or not I shave is ludicrous and I need to just trust myself, and that, you know, if I'm deserving of God's mercy, I'll get it, regardless of, you know, my beard.

Tim [Omundson] is just so wonderfully delicious. He has the sexiest beard on television. He's such a fabulous actor, and a great character.

Trust the man who hesitates in his speech and is quick and steady in action, but beware of long arguments and long beards.

This music has been around since before the beard on Moses. I happed to do it very well and I happen to have a lot of groovy songs that I know people are going to dig. I know more about it than you do.

Tradition wears a snowy beard, romance is always young.

When you are kissing a guy with a beard, it's different.