Best 120 quotes in «beard quotes» category

Charles Beard warned us that governments-inc luding the government of the United States-are not neutral, that they represent the dominant economic interests, and that their Constitutions are intended to serve these interests.

Dishonor is like the Aaron's Beard in the hedgerows; it can only poison if it be plucked.

Do not pluck the beard of a dead lion. [Lat., Noli Barbam vellere mortuo leoni.]

Everybody knows it. Wizards are supposed to have beards. It's common knowledge.

For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be, and it was damn close to an old man with a beard.

Give me women, wine and snuff Until I cry out 'hold, enough!' You may do so san objection Till the day of resurrection; For bless my beard then aye shall be My beloved Trinity.

Good bread is the most fundamentally satisfying of all foods; and good bread with fresh butter, the greatest of feasts.

Growing a beard is a habit most natural, Scriptural, manly and beneficial.

Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro.

Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird.

He's got himself, and he's got a beard. That's all Chris Jericho needs.

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions.

How many cowards whose hearts are all as false As stairs of sand, wear yet upon their chins The beards of Hercules and frowning Mars, Who inward searched, have livers white as milk!

Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.

Generally, women can't do this, but men retain the ancient ability to leave a family and a past. They just unhook themselves, like removing a fake beard, and skulk discreetly back into society, changed men. Unrecognizable.

I feel I am a little bit older. Reckon I will start growing a beard next week.

I don't like gourmet cooking or 'this' cooking or 'that' cooking. I like good cooking.

If I have one more facelift I'll have a beard!

If I wasn't in broadcasting I would like to grow a gigantic beard; and I would like to open a motorcycle garage somewhere in the desert in Nevada and I would disappear and work on bikes, make them really fast. I would love to just race motorcycles for a living if I could do it, but I'm just not that good at it so this is what I'm doing.

If I were a woman I would kiss as many of you as had beards that pleased me, complexions that liked me and breaths that I defied not

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.

If Richard Branson had worn a pair of steel-rimmed glasses, a double-breasted suit and shaved off his beard, I would have taken him seriously. As it was I couldn't . . .

If the beard gives a modifier to seduction, I'm guessing it's not a positive one.

If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be depressed, I've no doubt; but already should be faded, fatalistic and aged.

I don't know what it is on an elemental level, but a beard in general evokes hedonism. It's a more lush personal grooming style. It's more comfortable and cozy; it's less sharp and angular and businesslike. I feel like a beard is more Hobbit-like, even though Hobbits themselves are clean-shaven.

If you had half as much brains as you have beard, you would have looked before you leaped.

I hadn't intended to end up there. I meant to be a serious actor with a beard who wore a lot of black and wanted to share his misery with you.

If you have any shame, forbear to pluck the beard of a dead lion.

I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that indeed I am a man.

I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.

If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beards?

I like having a beard. My beard changes my face shape and allows me to see in it family members who I love and can't see otherwise.

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'

I like Fidel Castro and his beard.

I'm going to go with ZZ Top -- they're my faves . . . because of the whole thing that they do with the guitars and the old Father Time beards.

I myself had to grow a longer beard and Afghan clothes. I was in danger of being kidnapped by smugglers, though I didn't know it at the time.

I'm obsessed with beards. First of all, beards make you look like more of an animal. Second, I kind of like biting beards; it's a pastime of mine. And when I make out with a dude who has a beard - who are the only kinds of dudes I make out with - then my glitter gets stuck in their beards, and then no other chick will make out with them for at least three days.

I'm obsessed with beards. First of all, beards make you look like more of an animal. Second, I kind of like biting beards; it's a pastime of mine.

I see the beard and cloak, but I don't yet see a philosopher. -Video barbam et pallium; philosophum nondum video

I remember when I first got married, there was a certain amount of internet traffic on the subject of, "Who is this beard who is allegedly married to Ira Glass? Obviously, he's gay.

Is that a beard, or is Niedermayer eating a muskrat?

It is almost impossible to carry the torch of truth through a crowd without singeing somebody's beard.

Jargon is part ceremonial robe, part false beard.

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.

My beard grows down to my toes, I never wears no clothes, I wraps my hair Around my bare, And down the road I goes.

Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning

I think my beard (in 'Drag Me To Hell') is getting a better IMDb rating than I am.

i thrive best hermit style. with a beard and a pipe.