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    Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter, and he SERIOUSLY loved peanut butter.

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    Without peanut butter, I might starve.

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    When I was 11 my friend's mom made a peanut butter sandwich. I ate the sandwich and was like, 'I'm never eating anything else again.' And I still eat peanut butter every day. I would put peanut butter on a steak.

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    When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly.

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    Withdrawal of US troops will become like salted peanuts to the American public: The more US troops come home, the more will be demanded.

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    His office was on the third floor of the Humanities & Social Sciences Building, just down the hall from the interview room. On the office door was a Peanuts cartoon of Lucy in the psychiatrist's booth with the little DOCTOR is IN sign. Professor Mitchell, a man on the cutting edge of humor.

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    Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.

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    Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.

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    Alecto… what do you think would happen if people found out about you? Your abilities, your life, Mearth’s super 8 films, those powers of yours… how would they react?” “I don’t know,” said Alecto, “but ordinary people like a show, especially when it’s a disturbing one. They enjoy seeing misery… probably because it allows them to pretend that they themselves are not so miserable, too. Also, they would probably find out about you, how you know about Personifications, how you saw the films… they would put us in cages and throw peanuts at us, I guess.” “All joking aside, Alecto.…” “Who is joking, Mandy Valems?

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    You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

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    Con questo non voglio dire che il depresso e insicuro Charlie Brown, l’egoista e sadica Lucy, l’eccentrico filosofo Linus e l’ossessivo Schroeder (che soddisfa le sue ambizioni beethoveniane con un pianoforte giocattolo e una sola ottava) non siano tutti avatar di Schultz. Ma il suo vero alter ego è chiaramente Snoopy: l’imbroglione proteiforme che fonda la propria libertà sulla certezza di essere in fondo adorabile, il trasformista che, per puro divertimento, può diventare un elicottero, un giocatore di hokey o il Grande Brachetto, e poi di nuovo, in un lampo, prima che il suo virtuosismo possa annoiarvi o sminuirvi, tornare a essere il cagnolino vivace che aspetta solo la cena.

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    I fail to see why you did not understand that groceryman, he did not call it 'ground ground nuts,' he called it ground ground-nuts which is the only really SENSible thing to call it. Peanuts grow in the GROUND and are therefore GROUND-nuts, and after you take them out of the ground you grind them up and you have ground ground-nuts, which is a much more accurate name than peanut butter, you just don't understand English.

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    I love those dark moments in Peanuts. I love that they're in there, that Charles Schulz put the sad lonely bits of himself into the comic. I love the silliness too, the dancing Snoopy strips. The little boy Rerun drawing "basement" comics about Tarzan fighting Daffy Duck in a helicopter. Those are the bits that keep me reading. The funny parts! The fun parts. The silly bits that don't make any sense. And when I get to the sad lonely Peppermint Patty standing in a field wondering why nobody shook hands and said "good game," well, it works because that's not all she was. I try to think that way about everything. That's the kind of person I want to be.

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    But it makes an immigrant laugh to hear the fears of the nationalist, scared of infection, penetration, miscegenation, when this is small fry, peanuts, compared to what the immigrant fears - dissolution, disappearance.

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    NOTE-Always remove the brown hull from the peanuts even though the recipe does not say so.

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    Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

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    Aint nuttin' but a peanut.

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    I`m like a peanut butter sandwich.

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    Clary wondered what exactly peanut-fish-olive-tomato soup tasted like.

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    Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys.

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    I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

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    I literally went from being unable to play my rent to being on a plane the next day, being paid peanuts.

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    Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels... Chocolate. So afraid to be alone.

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    Every character I've had in my act - none of them have a similar creation story. I actually thought up Peanut and designed him in my head. I described him to a woman that was making soft puppets and she drew up some sketches. And the character came to be just because he popped into my head.

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    I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda girl

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    I've always wanted to like, swim in a swimming pool filled with peanut butter

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    In 1976, Jimmy Carter - peanut farmer; carried his own suitcase, imagine that - somewhat tapped America's durable but shallow reservoir of populism. By 1980, ordinariness in high office had lost its allure.

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    I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!

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    I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches.

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    Peanut Butter Wolf is my relaxing music, my lunch music, my chilling music.

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    I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter.

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    No more rhymes now I mean it!” “Anybody want a peanut?” “AAHH!

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    My sweat smells like peanut-butter.

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    The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.

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    Publicity is like eating peanuts. Once you start you can’t stop.

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    The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.

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    Q: What's the difference between a tweaker and an elephant? A: The elephant will eat all your peanut butter.

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    She was kind of girl who'd eat all your cashews and leave you with nothing but peanuts and filberts.