Best 78 quotes in «pregnant quotes» category

I have some advice: Unless she is pregnant or handicapped, don't give up a seat to a woman unless you KNOW she is well over 60. Trust me on this, even if I am a liberal.

I advise that pregnant women do not come to my concerts.

If I want to wear a long flowing dress, someone will say I'm pregnant.

I have been pregnant in so many movies it's ridiculous.

Everything psychic is pregnant with the future.

How can you be a physics major and be shocked when you get pregnant from having sex?

I could not understand why Meryl Streep, for example, is allowed to work while pregnant and I'm not.

I'd already put on a bit of weight before I got pregnant.

I didn't binge when I was pregnant.

I get pregnant pretty easily, but I have a hard time keeping them.

Obviously when you're pregnant everything changes, you have another body to take care of.

I looooove cookbooks. I cook a lot when I'm pregnant.

I'm not being like, 'Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl.

Lies were like having a pregnant rabbit. One day you had one, but before you knew it, there were rabbits all over the place.

My mom was onstage when she was pregnant with me.

I'm definitely not getting married. In this business, you're either getting married or they want you to be pregnant. I'm not getting married until I'm forty. If ever.

I'm not a great pregnant woman.

I'm pregnant with triplets now and I feel really good.

Less depends upon the choice of words than upon this, that their introduction shall be justified by pregnant theorems.

The king was pregnant.

People in magazines are 50% bimbo and 50% pregnant women.

The present is saturated with the past and pregnant with the future.

When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch.

The Universe is either expressing a miracle or is pregnant with the next one.

When I first got pregnant, I freaked out. Then I had to remind myself: I'm turning 30

When someone has a weight problem when they're pregnant, they will struggle before, during and after to lose weight.

The universe is pregnant with signs that recall the presence of the Creator.

Alaine frowned at him for a moment. "Are you asking me if I need feminine products?" "I'm telling you to plan ahead," Nova said with a deliberate look at her. "Anything you think you're gonna need, I'll pick up." "Wow"-Alaine pulled back in surprise- "I'm sort of impressed right now. You ARE a progressive gangster." "Just text me," Nova said as he threw up his hand. "I'm leaving." "She's not going to need feminine products," Tino said with a bark of laughter. "I guarantee you she's pregnant after last night.

Women won't have total equality until men can get pregnant.

You act like getting pregnant is a disease you can catch from public toilets.

You came into this world pregnant with unlimited potential.

You do get the pregnant mush-brain... you know what it's like? It's like getting stoned.

A day of birth is a joyful day.

A child is conceived in a womb of a woman, miraculously, in sacred moment of conception.

And the baby?" The words are anguished, breathless. "The baby's fine, Mr. Grey." "Oh, thank God." The words are litany... a prayer, "Oh, thank God.

Birth is the greatest miracle.

As a practicing OB-GYN for the past twenty-five years, I’ve heard the concerns of thousands of pregnant women, not to mention having dealt with the personal challenges of my own three pregnancies. Still, I must admit: even I learned a few things reading PREGNANCY, OMG!!”

As a young sixteen-year-old girl, Camila “Cami” Alderson should’ve been worrying about finding the right dress for the junior prom and goofing off with friends. The possibility of being pregnant should’ve been the last thing on her mind but the scary thought was always there.

He turned around, suddenly concerned. "Are you pregnant? Are you gay? I'd rather you were gay than pregnant. Unless you're pregnant. Then we'll deal. Whatever it is, we'll deal. Are you pregnant?

Feel free to look around, but being as though there aren't any people eighteen or older here, stay off the bed. I'm not allowed to get pregnant this weekend.

From upstairs Molly shouted down, “You try carrying a baby for nine months while chemicals and hormones run through your body making you nutso and fat and swollen and then push an eight-pound lump of squalling human out through an opening big enough to fit a straw in and see if you don’t react from time to time. Until then, shut your trap.

Her body accepted my brutal seed and took it to swell within, just as the patient earth accepts a falling fruit into its tender soil to cradle and nourish it to grow. Came a time, just springtime last, our infant child pushed through the fragile barrier of her womb. Her legs branched out, just as the wood branches out from these eternal trees around us; but she was not hardy as they. My wife groaned with blood and ceased to breathe. Aye!, a scornful eve that bred the kind of pain only a god can withstand.

Can I go back and be pregnant again just so I can have the information in this book to guide me? Maybe I can convince my husband to have #7… PREGNANCY, OMG! is equal parts informative, beautiful, and everything every mother must know.” —

Don't abort the dreams your heart is pregnant with.

Every birth comes out of labour pains. The most difficult task is not about being pregnant with visions; it’s about delivering an impact that inspires lives.

I imagine you dream of me on the nights I dream of you. I'm always so confused by the platonic way we enjoy each other’s company. We talk about so many things that I can't recall when I wake up. How did you get me pregnant last night? We never touch in my dreams.

If men could become pregnant - or be legally raped, or understand the unsubtle differences between 'yes' and 'no', i am certain you would soon see them change their tune about abortion and the treatment and trivialization of the suffering of rape victims.

I have an idea," Annabelle said, "Let's go to the kitchen and peek in the larder. I bet there's still some gooseberry cake left from dessert. Not to mention the strawberry jam trifle." Lillian lifted her head and blotted her wet nose on her sleeve. "Do you really think a plate of sweets will make me feel better?" Annabelle smiled. "It can't hurt, can it?" Lillian considered the point. "Let's go," she said, and allowed her friend to pull her up from the bench.

I want you to know that you were wanted. I decided: I wanted you. Yi Ba thought that only men could do what they wanted, but he was wrong. I stood with my toes in the ocean, euphoric at how far I had come, and two months later, when I gave birth to you, I would feel accomplished, tougher than any man.

I'm going to get even, I swear I will. Mark my words, I'm a pregnant cranky woman with insomnia. I have time to plot my revenge.