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    Among the classic tastes: bread sauce, Nuits St Georges Les Perdrix 1962, Worcestershire sauce, Toblerone and Bovril.

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    Danger is to adventure what garlic is to spaghetti sauce. Without it, you just end up with stewed tomatoes.

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    Concocting a good guest list is like seasoning a gourmet sauce. Too many similar ingredients and it's bland. Too much variety in the seasoning and the result may be overpowering.

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    Fish must swim thrice--once is the water, a second time in the sauce, and a third time in wine in the stomach.

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    For honesty coupled to beauty, is to have honey a sauce to sugar.

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    An ounce of sauce covers a multitude of sins.

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    Does Being Happy simply Create More Time, in the way that Being Sad, as we all know, slows time and thickens it, like cornstarch in a sauce?).

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    Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass until he can't come anymore.

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    Experience has taught me that you feel better on a flight if you avoid chicken fat in plastic sauce.

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    Hunger is the best sauce in the world.

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    I didn't have a sweet tooth, but I liked butter, and I liked sauces, and I liked wine and curry and cheeses.

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    I'm layering away: sauce, noodles, I belong to you, cheese, sauce, my heart is yours, noodles, cheese, I hear your soul in your music, cheese, cheese, CHEESE.

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    Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.

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    I don't have any secret sauce and I'm no smarter than anyone else. I will say I have surrounded myself with unbelievable talent that has made my job easier.

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    If you're craving oatmeal cookies, apple sauce won't do.

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    If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

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    If you want to sell a steak, you can't just have the sizzle, you gotta have sauce.

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    I have a zillion bottles of hot sauce. I love Trader Joe's jalapeno. The whole right side of my fridge is filled with hot sauce.

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    I love disco and we sample it a lot for Duck Sauce. For me, that sound is kind of a new manifestation.

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    I'm away so much I've had to learn to cook, and I find it relaxing after filming. I make stews and liver and bacon, and an Italian mate taught me how to make a mean puttanesca sauce.

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    I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce....I thought he was missing.

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    I saw the young man over there with eggs Benedict, with hollandaise sauce. And I was going to suggest to you that you serve your eggs with hollandaise sauce in hubcaps. Because there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.

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    I originate from a family where sauce is viewed as a refreshment.

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    Mentioning violence to Bruce was like mentioning chocolate sauce to a six-year-old.

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    My favorite thing to cook is anything that comes out okay. I'm very fond of certain pastas and sauces that I can just about cook from scratch. So those are what I like to cook, as well as roasted potatoes and chicken. Anything that tastes alright.

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    My repertoire is small, but I can make a pretty tasty pasta sauce from scratch.

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    Sauces in cookery are like the first rudiments of grammar - the foundation of all languages.

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    It is better to remain silent than to speak the truth ill-humoredly, and spoil an excellent dish by covering it with bad sauce.

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    Rumors are the sauce of a dry life.

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    Show me a sexual practice that involves ice cubes and hot sauce, and I will show you a sexual practice that would be improved without them.

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    Simple diet is best: for many dishes bring many diseases, and rich sauces are worse than even heaping several meats upon each other.

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    Spoon the sauce over the ice cream. It will harden. This is what you have been working for.

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    Smother me in your hot sauce woman until smoke comes from your thighs.

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    Standing in the corridor was a large plastic bin on wheels. He looked inside. Empty tins of dog food. That explained the spaghetti with meat sauce. Oh well, he'd eaten worse.

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    Sweet meat must have sour sauce.

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    Shrimps ought to stay small and curled up in their cocktail sauce, if you ask me.

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    The limitation in our ability to perceive broad distinctions in scope can be applied to our moral and temporal responses.... We agonize over a dinner menu, or have engine trouble on the way to work; and for seconds or minutes our cosmos shrinks to a miniscule volume of being, an epic of cheese sauces or tragedy of fanbelts.

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    Studies find top 3 most stressful moments in people's lives: death, divorce, and properly pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce.

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    The steak ain't right without the A-1 So I stay dipped in sauce and they come

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    Their best and most wholesome feeding is upon one dish and no more and the same plaine and simple: for surely this hudling of many meats one upon another of divers tastes is pestiferous. But sundrie sauces are more dangerous than that.

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    The truth sticks in our throats with all the sauces it is served with: it will never go down until we take it without any sauce at all.

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    The subtle sauce of malice is often indulged in by maidens of uncertain age, over their tea.

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    There is no perfect spaghetti sauce. There are perfect spaghetti sauces.

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    They kept saying 'It's sushi-grade!' And I'm like... 'Put some soy sauce on this. Get me some rice. And cook it. And then get me out of here.

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    Whatever dressing one gives to mushrooms, to whatever sauces our Apiciuses put them, they are not really good but to be sent back to the dungheap where they are born.

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    Woe to the cook whose sauce has no sting.

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    Xedrix-"No, our motto is 'everything tastes better with hot sauce.

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    You are such an optimist. My Spidey-sense is tingling all over the place. (Tory) That’s from eating the ice cream. Relax. (Acheron) Relax. Trust me. It’ll be all right. Isn’t that how I ended up dead? (Danger) Stop feeding her anxiety. (Acheron) Anxiety. The Simi’s never eaten that before. Is that tasty? (Simi) Not really. (Danger) Oh. Maybe we should put barbecue sauce on it. Everything’s better with barbecue. (Simi)

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    You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!

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    Where I'm from we don't trust paper. Wealth is what's here on the premises. If I open a cupboard and see, say, thirty cans of tomato sauce and a five-pound bag of rice, I get a little thrill of well-being - much more so than if I take a look at the quarterly dividend report from my mutual fund.