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    Too often we only identify the crucial points in our lives in retrospect. At the time we are too absorbed in the fetid detail of the moment to spot where it is leading us. But not this time. I was experiencing one of my dad’s deafening moments. If my life could be understood as a meal of many courses (and let’s be honest, much of it actually was), then I had finished the starters and I was limbering up for the main event. So far, of course, I had made a stinking mess of it. I had spilled the wine. I had dropped my cutlery on the floor and sprayed the fine white linen with sauce. I had even spat out some of my food because I didn’t like the taste of it. “But it doesn’t matter because, look, here come the waiters. They are scraping away the debris with their little horn and steel blades, pulled with studied grace from the hidden pockets of their white aprons. They are laying new tablecloths, arranging new cutlery, placing before me great domed wine glasses, newly polished to a sparkle. There are more dishes to come, more flavors to try, and this time I will not spill or spit or drop or splash. I will not push the plate away from me, the food only half eaten. I am ready for everything they are preparing to serve me. Be in no doubt; it will all be fine.” (pp.115-6)

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    Turning a corner, she encountered the smell of fried chicken. One of the test kitchens had been working on a new product for a fast-food client, developing a proprietary sauce for a new kind of sandwich to compete with one KFC had recently brought to market. It had no bun, but rather two pressed chicken segments deep-fried in a shortening of processed lard and beef fat, wrapped around thick shingled bacon and a slice of provolone, and smothered in this hydrogenated oil-based sauce.

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    Does Being Happy simply Create More Time, in the way that Being Sad, as we all know, slows time and thickens it, like cornstarch in a sauce?).

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    What are you making?" he asked me. "Eggplant with a pomegranate walnut sauce." It was nice to be able to answer at least something with certainty. I turned the eggplant over in the pan. The sauce was just a mixture of pomegranate juice, good red wine vinegar, garlic, red pepper flakes, and salt. Nothing else. It was hard for me to resist embellishing recipes that called for so little, but the complexity of the juice transformed what would otherwise be the world's most basic support ingredients into a symphony of flavor.

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    Among the classic tastes: bread sauce, Nuits St Georges Les Perdrix 1962, Worcestershire sauce, Toblerone and Bovril.

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    An ounce of sauce covers a multitude of sins.

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    Concocting a good guest list is like seasoning a gourmet sauce. Too many similar ingredients and it's bland. Too much variety in the seasoning and the result may be overpowering.

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    Danger is to adventure what garlic is to spaghetti sauce. Without it, you just end up with stewed tomatoes.

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    Experience has taught me that you feel better on a flight if you avoid chicken fat in plastic sauce.

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    Fish must swim thrice--once is the water, a second time in the sauce, and a third time in wine in the stomach.

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    For honesty coupled to beauty, is to have honey a sauce to sugar.

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    Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass until he can't come anymore.

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    Hunger is the best sauce in the world.

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    Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.

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    I originate from a family where sauce is viewed as a refreshment.

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    I don't have any secret sauce and I'm no smarter than anyone else. I will say I have surrounded myself with unbelievable talent that has made my job easier.

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    If you're craving oatmeal cookies, apple sauce won't do.

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    If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

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    I love disco and we sample it a lot for Duck Sauce. For me, that sound is kind of a new manifestation.

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    I didn't have a sweet tooth, but I liked butter, and I liked sauces, and I liked wine and curry and cheeses.

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    If you want to sell a steak, you can't just have the sizzle, you gotta have sauce.

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    I have a zillion bottles of hot sauce. I love Trader Joe's jalapeno. The whole right side of my fridge is filled with hot sauce.

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    I'm away so much I've had to learn to cook, and I find it relaxing after filming. I make stews and liver and bacon, and an Italian mate taught me how to make a mean puttanesca sauce.

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    I'm layering away: sauce, noodles, I belong to you, cheese, sauce, my heart is yours, noodles, cheese, I hear your soul in your music, cheese, cheese, CHEESE.

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    Shrimps ought to stay small and curled up in their cocktail sauce, if you ask me.

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    It is better to remain silent than to speak the truth ill-humoredly, and spoil an excellent dish by covering it with bad sauce.

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    I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce....I thought he was missing.

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    My favorite thing to cook is anything that comes out okay. I'm very fond of certain pastas and sauces that I can just about cook from scratch. So those are what I like to cook, as well as roasted potatoes and chicken. Anything that tastes alright.

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    My repertoire is small, but I can make a pretty tasty pasta sauce from scratch.

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    Simple diet is best: for many dishes bring many diseases, and rich sauces are worse than even heaping several meats upon each other.

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    I saw the young man over there with eggs Benedict, with hollandaise sauce. And I was going to suggest to you that you serve your eggs with hollandaise sauce in hubcaps. Because there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.

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    Mentioning violence to Bruce was like mentioning chocolate sauce to a six-year-old.

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    Rumors are the sauce of a dry life.

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    Sauces in cookery are like the first rudiments of grammar - the foundation of all languages.

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    Show me a sexual practice that involves ice cubes and hot sauce, and I will show you a sexual practice that would be improved without them.

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    Smother me in your hot sauce woman until smoke comes from your thighs.

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    Spoon the sauce over the ice cream. It will harden. This is what you have been working for.

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    Woe to the cook whose sauce has no sting.

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    Their best and most wholesome feeding is upon one dish and no more and the same plaine and simple: for surely this hudling of many meats one upon another of divers tastes is pestiferous. But sundrie sauces are more dangerous than that.

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    The limitation in our ability to perceive broad distinctions in scope can be applied to our moral and temporal responses.... We agonize over a dinner menu, or have engine trouble on the way to work; and for seconds or minutes our cosmos shrinks to a miniscule volume of being, an epic of cheese sauces or tragedy of fanbelts.

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    There is no perfect spaghetti sauce. There are perfect spaghetti sauces.

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    The steak ain't right without the A-1 So I stay dipped in sauce and they come

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    The subtle sauce of malice is often indulged in by maidens of uncertain age, over their tea.

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    Whatever dressing one gives to mushrooms, to whatever sauces our Apiciuses put them, they are not really good but to be sent back to the dungheap where they are born.

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    Where I'm from we don't trust paper. Wealth is what's here on the premises. If I open a cupboard and see, say, thirty cans of tomato sauce and a five-pound bag of rice, I get a little thrill of well-being - much more so than if I take a look at the quarterly dividend report from my mutual fund.

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    Standing in the corridor was a large plastic bin on wheels. He looked inside. Empty tins of dog food. That explained the spaghetti with meat sauce. Oh well, he'd eaten worse.

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    Studies find top 3 most stressful moments in people's lives: death, divorce, and properly pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce.

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    Sweet meat must have sour sauce.

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    The truth sticks in our throats with all the sauces it is served with: it will never go down until we take it without any sauce at all.

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    They kept saying 'It's sushi-grade!' And I'm like... 'Put some soy sauce on this. Get me some rice. And cook it. And then get me out of here.