Best 45 quotes in «ex boyfriend quotes» category

Like a phoenix rising through the fire, my Robbie, my Tesoro rises forward, and I hope and pray that he can take him out.

But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name.

And if I'm being honest, I don't think I have an ex-boyfriend who would have something mean to say about me.

Because my hands are rough and wrinkley, they are my least favourite feature. An ex-boyfriend used to call them 'Freddy Kreuger' fingers.

But if there was a protocol for how to say goodbye to your newly ex-boyfriend's brother, right after you kissed him and probably sent your ex into the arms of his willing ex-girlfriend, I didn't know what it was.

I am a dreamer but when I wake, you can't break my spirit, it's my dreams you take

Do not judge men by mere appearances; for the light laughter that bubbles on the lip often mantles over the depths of sadness, and the serious look may be the sober veil that covers a divine peace and joy.

Everybody knows I have the ratchetest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend.

Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be.

Forever always seems to be around when it begins, but forever never seems to be around when it ends

For me, once I've worked on something and it's finished, it's like an ex-boyfriend: you don't go back to them.

I can't figure it out yet, just how to make it perfect for you, but I'm closer than I was yesterday

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.

In my twenties, my dad was paying half my rent and my ex boyfriend was paying the other half. I wasn't in a good place!

I don't like when performers rag on their ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend in absentia. If they're not there, it just feels rude... I'm never going to say anything personal about myself on stage. That's my new goal.

I know. Life is so unfair. I'm still not going to pee on Karou's ex-boyfriend for you." "What? I wasn't even going to ask you to." In her most reasonable tone, Zuzana explained explained, "I just want you to pee in a balloon so I can drop it on him.

I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage.

I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'

It's amazing, the look in your eyes, like you could save me, but you won't even try

I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if a boy hurts me, I don't write a song about it. They don't deserve it!

I seldom think about my limitations, and they never make me sad. Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times; but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers.

I've surfed once in the gulf. I wouldn't really call it surfing. It was like an ex-boyfriend pushing me into the waves or something. That was my limited experience.

It doesn't take a miracle or a natural disaster to live in the world that you're after, the change is gonna happen to you

me: just don't ask about his forty-three ex-boyfriends, okay? or ask him about why he's carrying around an axe. mom:... me: i'm kidding about the axe part.

I would be heavenly if baby you'd just rescue me now

On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone.

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.

My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up. We all know the old adage "If you set someone free, and he never comes back, then he was never yours." I understand the main fear with setting dogs loose is they could get hit by a car, but so could an ex boyfriend. That's just a chance you have to take.

One of my mother's friends said to me, 'Your ex-boyfriends didn't stand a chance with you and your mother.' And I think I probably was unfair to them because she was the first person and the last person I called about every single thing. Sorry, ex-boyfriends.

My boyfriends have all been as stoical as queen's guards. They'd been patient, committed, and dispassionate, and I'd had to really debase myself to extract any emotion, either grin or grimace, from them.

Rose, nothing in this world could make me hate you." "Not even trying to bring my ex-boyfriend back from the dead?

When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’.

The phone rang, picked up, and the same male voice announced, “Chris Powers." "Hey there, Chris. Are you aware it's a felony to make threats over the phone?" To give Powers his fair due, he got over his shock within a split second. “Try it, asshole. I dare you. My lawyers will have you for lunch.” He clicked off again. I did what any red-blooded American male would do. I called my big, ex-cop ex-boyfriend.

There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.

We're waiting for something to change into something worth waiting for

Sooner or later we'll be looking back on everything and we'll laugh about it like we knew what all was happening

You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli

You've been here before, you already know how it goes, you chose this, you know, it's supposed to be over

You never date someone's ex-boyfriend. Period. That's not even the unspoken rule - that's the spoken rule.

You started like a saint and now you've finished like a thief

Every time I thought to, I wrote about you.

Gone are the summer days and my mind along with them. No longer will I indulge in hopes of getting you back. It is hope that makes these chains heavier and autumnal nights longer. I will merely serve as a memory to you: the lover that recited love poems. I must go now and I urge you not to look back.

To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.

How? How will it help to tell you that I see his face every time I close my eyes? That I wake up and cry when he's not there? That the memories are so strong I can't separate hers from mine anymore?

I poured some coffee into a mug that read: “I’m not gay, but my ex-boyfriend is,” compliments of Peyton