Best 20 quotes in «diarrhea quotes» category

You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool.

Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.

You're going to have an upset stomach. If you eat spicy stiff because you're upset, then you'll get diarrhea.

After several extreme very high altitude night shifts, returning to sea level and exposure to increased oxygen and bright sunlight would bring on intestinal pains and diarrhea after eating the first large meal.

This emotion I'm feeling now, this is love, right?

Chauncy made a huge effort to control himself. “I had lunch at Maisie’s Diner.” “And?” “And what? It was the most revolting lunch it has been my misfortune to consume.” “And after?” “Diarrhea, of course.

You're an island of reality in an ocean of diarrhea.

Dad climbs down from the table and sits on his cart. “Olmo, men don’t have periods.” “Eh? The brown spots I have in my underpants … Azzy told me I should get a tampon and—” Azalea plays innocent. “I never said such a thing.

Blood is thicker than water, and so is diarrhea

It was the kind of storm that suggests the whole sky has swallowed a diuretic.

It becomes evident that Olmo hasn't really been spotting his underwear, at least not with blood. Azzy has messed with his gullibility. Dad shoots Azzy a we'll-talk-about-this-later look. "Olmo, diarrhea and periods are very different things." Azzy smiles maliciously. "Diarrhea is hereditary; it runs in your jeans.

Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.

The golden rules of eating from the unlimited food buffet: 1. Eat the hot food, as it is the least likely to food poison you. 2. Avoid the cold food, as it may have bacterial contamination. 3. Wash your hands after eating, as they may have bacterial contamination from the handles of the food ladles.

This was Jonan's boat. She had helped Nan Seller dose his entire crew against the annual diarrhea outbreak known as the "winter runs

Free food samples today, free diarrhea tomorrow!

there was nothing wrong: just a touch of the back-door trots - not the flux, for there was no sign of blood, no spotting in the mustard. 'I know how to take care o' myself: not the first time I've had a run of the squitters and collywobbles.

Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea.

Asking a sociologist to solve a problem is like prescribing an enema for diarrhea.

Austerity causes constipation; excess, diarrhea.

If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.