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    ...if ever the sun rises upon Barbecue, its flavor vanishes like Cinderella's silks, and it becomes cold baked beef - staler in the chill dawn than illicit love.

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    If I can't have too many truffles, I'll do without truffles.

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    If I had one piece of advice for people - if they are cooking from the Alinea cookbook, the Betty Crocker cookbook or the back of the box - read through the entire recipe first before reaching for any ingredients, and then read again and execute the directions.

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    I find cooking to be the one thing that relaxes me. I don't get to do it often . . .

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    If it is true, as used to be said, that oversalting means the cook is in love, at least one cook at Le Cirque must be head over heels.

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    If I were an opera singer, I"d have sung you an aria. If I were an artist, I would have painted your portrait. But cooking is what I'm best at.

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    If I were a headmaster, I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead and my pupils would study a subject that affected all of them.

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    If I were to tell you that I'm the one who does all the cooking, you'd interpret it as me trying to be some kind of role model. And if I were to say that my husband does all the cooking, you'd say: "Ah, so that's how it is with family ministers.

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    If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.

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    If penicillin can cure those that are ill, Spanish sherry can bring the dead back to life.

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    If pale beans bubble for you in a red earthenware pot, you can often decline the dinners of sumptuous hosts.

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    If the English can survive their food, they can survive anything.

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    If the Devil's in yer pants make cheese with him.

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    If there is anything we are serious about, it is neither religion nor learning, but food.

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    If thou rise with an Appetite, thou art sure never to sit down without one.

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    If we do not permit the earth to produce beauty and joy, it will in the end not produce food, either.

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    If we breathe the scent of goodly grass, the fragrance of spices, the aroma of good fruits, we pronounce a blessing over the pleasure.

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    If you could make a pudding wi' thinking o' the batter, it 'ud be easy getting dinner.

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    If you are a chef, no matter how good a chef you are, it's not good cooking for yourself; the joy is in cooking for others - it's the same with music.

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    If you're cooking food, you don't have to count calories.

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    If you go off the edge, it's not cooking anymore, so you have to push it to the limit... What are the limits?

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    If you're afraid of butter, use cream.

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    If you're given champagne at lunch, there's a catch somewhere.

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    If you're cooking for someone important - whether it's your boss or a date - never try a new recipe and a new ingredient at the same time.

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    If you think well, you cook well.

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    If you're preparing a dinner for friends or a holiday dinner, make sure to only prepare recipes you are comfortable with and have cooked before. Cooking for others is not the time to try out a recipe for the first time. You end up spending all your time in the kitchen instead of enjoying your company.

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    If your version of pub food is microwaving a pie and some baked beans, then yeah, it's really complicated cooking. But if it's just about getting the best out of simple ingredients, then it's not.

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    If you're not the one cooking, stay out of the way and compliment the chef.

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    If you want to think about cooking, and it's a high-five, laid back motion, then flip burgers and dress Caesar salad, don't try to pitch in the premier league of restaurant. Build up to it, by all means.

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    If you watch cooking shows on cable, they have lots of British people. Because when you think good cooking, you immediately think Britain.

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    I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.

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    I give myself different roles. I think in different ways on different days. Sometimes I think of it as cooking - different flavors and different ingredients. Sometimes I think of it like orchestrating a piece of music with all the different instruments.

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    I get quite lazy about cooking because when I come back from work it is the last thing I want to do, really is spend loads of time cooking.

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    I got into cooking out of self-defense.

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    I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.

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    I guess cows aren't into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them.

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    I grew up in France, my first language was French, and I tend to gravitate towards French cooking.

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    I grew up watching my mom in the kitchen, that's how I know anything about cooking. I've always wanted to go to a culinary class actually.

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    I have a Kenwood charcoal grill. In our house, if anybody is cooking, it's me. I love making burgers. I love making pork tenderloin. Lamb chops I do on the grill a lot. But you just can't beat brats.

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    I had rather munch a crust of brown bread and an onion in a corner, without any more ado, or ceremony, than feed upon turkey at another man's table.

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    I hate cooking. But I do make the candied yams every year at Thanksgiving. And they're awesome! You could definitely get diabetes and cavities from them, but they're delicious!

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    I have a good collection of cookery books. This is not so much because I like cooking, but because I like eating.

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    I have always felt cookbooks were fiction and the most beautiful words in the English language were 'room service.

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    I have a lot of cooking tools. In fact I have a whole drawer full of knives. Cooking tools, especially cutlery, are my toys.

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    I have always maintained that there is nothing wrong with nursery food now that we are grown up and can have a glass of wine with it.

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    I have more eating memories than cooking memories and many memories of being in the kitchen - I was always attracted to the kitchen - but nobody ever wanted me to touch anything.

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    I have a scar on my right arm from my ex-husband. He was cooking and he had a hot pot and he turned around and went right into my arm.

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    I have known many meat eaters to be far more nonviolent than vegetarians.

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    I have lots of older siblings, and as they started to leave the house, I went from cooking once a week to twice, three times, and so on. After a while, it was just like making the bed.

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    I have never cared very deeply about the actual taste of my work. Let its essential odor satisfy my mind and senses, and I am content. I rarely judge by the grosser test of actual gustation ... in cooking, to create a masterpiece for the nose alone - that is exquisite, that is Art!