Best 220 quotes in «cheese quotes» category

One can unite the French only under the threat of danger. One cannot simply bring together a nation that produces 265 kinds of cheese.

One of the many advantages of having a boyfriend who is half French is that his culinary repertoire extends beyond mac and cheese. Plus, there’s the kissing.

Orion nodded, then asked, “Dwarf cheese?” “Cheese made by dwarfs.” “Oh,” said Orion, relieved. “They make it. It’s not actually . . .” “No. What a horrible thought.” “Exactly.

Our brains are not capable of comprehending the infinite so, instead, we ignore it and eat cheese on toast.

People love my collard greens. They love my macaroni and cheese. They love the gumbo. They love my Jamaican jerk or my Jamaican curry chicken. They love the jerk, though. And they love my Mexican food.

Pasta with melted cheese is the one thing I could eat over and over again.

Photography is like making cheese. It takes a hell of a lot of milk to make a small amount of cheese just like it takes a hell of a lot of photos to get a good one.

Psychiatry in this place is like serving an in-flight meal in the middle of a plane crash. If I wanted to make you well, as a doctor, I should be giving you a parachute, not a cheese-and-pickle sandwich.

Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.

Smell the cheese often so you know when it is getting old.

Sometimes it's good just to be seduced by the particular cheeses spread out in front of you on a cheese counter.

Southern barbecue is the closest thing we have in the US to Europe’s wines or cheeses; drive a hundred miles and the barbecue changes.

Only thing I am testing positive for is Pasta or Cheese.

Phoenix is great. I love Phoenix, .. I love Scottsdale. I love the James Hotel. I have a Kathy Griffin suite. I love -what's that place called? AZ 88. I had never had a cheese crisp, so I went to - oh, can't remember. We went to the State Fair, where I was all about the deep-fried Twinkie. I ate every deep-fried thing - oh, it was heavenly. I ate until I got sick.

St. Louis has a lot of weird food customs that you don't see other places - and a lot of great ethnic neighborhoods. There's a German neighborhood. A great old school Italian neighborhood, with toasted ravioli, which seems to be a St. Louis tradition. And they love provolone cheese in St. Louis.

The advantage of the cauliflower is that if all else fails, you can always cover it with melted cheese and eat it.

Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss

The after-party is always at a restaurant, and for me, the fun starts when I get a cheese platter. That's as f-ed up as I get.

The best of all physiciansIs apple pie and cheese!

The food was interesting. My background is Russian, so cheese and potatoes are my love. There was plenty of that. And fried cheese! It is really, really, really good. And really, really, really bad for you. It's like an artery on a plate

The French - cheese-eating surrender monkeys. The Germans - schnitzel snarfing stormtrooper spawn.

Tacos." "Tacos?" I echoed. This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese." "I know what a taco is!

The misers cheese is wholesomest

The cheese and wine party has the form of friendship without the warmth and devotion. It is a device either for getting rid of social obligations hurriedly en mass, or for making overtures towards more serious social relationships, as in the etiquette of whoring.

There've been times when I've bought a whole pound of cheese and walked down the street and eaten it in one go.

They shot me. (Talon) No, bud. They turned you into Swiss cheese. (Nick)

The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese.

The real question is should we trust people who don't like cheese?

There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.

The sandwich he made was bologna and cheese, his favorite. All the sandwiches he made were his favorites; that was one of the advantages of being single.

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

To a mouse, cheese is cheese. That is why mouse traps are effective.

This concept could easily have gone awry. Stories about love tend to go that way sometimes. They wander into the realm of cheese and never return, which I think is a shame, because there is a way to write about romantic love without breaking out the Velveeta.

To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.

Under Hitler or Stalin a Góral [Tatra-highlander] could choose to produce oscypek [smoked cheese] however he preferred. Nowadays the EU official is watching him.

To help my muscles rebuild after I work out, I have a small serving of cottage cheese.

The widespread belief that Yuppies as a class would perish from Brie-cheese poisoning turned out to be over-optimistic.

'Vegetarian' is a slippery word. I don't eat cheese, I don't eat duck - the point is I'm vegan.

Well my favorite is really really sharp, extra sharp, aged cheddar cheese.

Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.

We get a lot of cheese, no mice with that.

Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy.

Worry is today's mouse eating tomorrow's cheese.

You can't make cheese from rats. ... It's hard enough just milking the little beggars.

You don't make a friend," Jacob said with a scowl. "It's not like they come with directions like you'd find on a box of macaroni and cheese.

You look at our borders, they're like swiss cheese, everybody pours in.

Your test had cheese meteor questions?" - Bex to Liz.

A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with no heart.

...‘All this suffering,’ I said, ‘and nothing but greed and violence to build on when the war is over.’ ‘Have another soda-mint,’ said Charles. I had one. Then I said, ‘Why are we here? That’s what I don’t understand. Why be here at all when it all has to be so beastly?’ ‘I suppose we just came, like mould on cheese.’ ‘Then why do we want to be happy? Mould on cheese doesn’t want to be happy.’ ...

A long time ago people believed that the world is flat and the moon is made of green cheese. Some still do, to this day. The man on the moon is looking down and laughing.