Best 220 quotes in «cheese quotes» category

When Miss Petitfour made a fancy salad, Minky watched the way the lettuce leaves bent under the slight weight of the Parmesan; when Miss Petitfour had cheese toast for tea, Minky noticed how the cheddar melted into every little crevice and crater of the toast. She licked her whiskers greedily when Miss Petitfour lowered her hand to feed her snippets and smidgens, pinches and wedges, slices and crumbs. Minky loved all cheese--Swiss cheese, Edam cheese, Gruyere and Roquefort, Brie cheese and blue cheese, mozzarella and Parmesan, hard cheese, crumbly cheese, creamy cheese, lumpy cheese. Minky even had a cheese calendar that she kept with, which Miss Petitfour had given to her for Christmas. Each month there was a big picture of a different kind of cheese in a mouthwatering pose: blue cheese cavorting with pears, cheddar laughing with apples, Gruyere lounging with grapes, Edam joking with parsley.

With many turns and holes Life is much like a swiss cheese: Emmental, dear, what's on!

Age is not important unless you're a cheese.

A hexagonal piece of cheese is a lot better than a square piece of cheese.

all i want...is mac and cheese

As an impoverished student I used to spend days out in Selfridges, nibbling on samples of free cheese and dousing myself with scent in the perfume department.

Believe it or not, my best meal is to go to the store and buy a DiGiorno pizza, come home, add some fresh Parmesan cheese, and just hang with my family!

But a little milk, butter and cheese are acceptable because no harm is done in obtaining them.

But I love fish, cheese and meat, and I eat everything, but only in small quantities if it's rich.

When the waiter brought the cheese-board, there was a large carrot carved in the shape of a mermaid sitting between the Dolcelatte and the Pecorino. Teo could have sworn that the carrot-mermaid flexed her tail and plunged her little hand inside a smelly Gorgonzola. 'Tyromancy, ye know,' remarked the mermaid. 'The Ancient Art of Divination by Cheese.' Then she pulled her tiny hand out and inspected the green cheese-mold on her tiny fingers. 'Lackaday!' she moaned. 'Stinking! It goes poorly for Venice and Teodora, it do!

9p.m. My flat. Feel very strange and empty. Is all very well thinking everything is going to be different when you come back but then it is all the same. Suppose I have to make it different. But what am I going to do with my life? I know. Will eat some cheese.

A good, stinky French cheese or a good Stilton. These are things I really, really love. Dessert I can obviously live without.

...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.

A lot of people don't know if Denmark is a country or a cheese.

A maggot must be born i' the rotten cheese to like it.

A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.

A whole new thing. A forging of the humble parts of bread and cheese into a greater whole. I call it...a cheese-trap.

Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this?

Cheese steaks are the gastronomic icons of this ethnic city.

Cheese and salt meat, should be sparingly eat.

Cheese, in any form, is my guilty pleasure. I would rather have a cheese platter for dinner than any meal. There's nothing better!

Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality.

Cheese is one of my great weaknesses, I could eat the stuff by the pound.

Cheese and jam are really nice. Cheese and apple as well. Cheese and grapes are good.

Cheese has always been a food that both sophisticated and simple humans love.

Cheese for dessert is rather like Paradise Lost in that everyone thinks he ought to like it, but still you don't notice too many people actually curling up with it.

Cheeses crusty, got all musty, got damp on the stone of a peach.

Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up!

Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.

Denmark is charging a fat food tax on cheese, meat, and oil. Here, we call that the Denny's Grand Slam breakfast.

Epicurus recommends bread and cheese as the staple, and his emphasis is more on avoiding pain than on seeking pleasure, insofar as pleasure-seeking tends to be followed by painful after-effects.

God defend me from that Welsh fairy, Lest he transform me to a piece of cheese!

Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.

Fondue is not a good date food. You end up with cheese dripping down your face.

"Forget Barbie, f-ck Nicki she's fake. She's on a diet", but my pockets eating cheese cake.

For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.

Forty-seven is nothing at all, nor is any age unless you're a cheese.

Good cheese needs good companions.

Heroes like you always have a weak spot. We just have to find it, and then we can kill you. Won't that be lovely? Have a cheese 'n' Wiener!

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life.

I ALWAYS put ketchup on my mac and cheese. Always.

I am not a Jew for Jesus but I am definitely a Jew for Christmas. Christmas is one of the best things you Christians have given us, along with mac and cheese, Bono, croquet and politeness.

I can describe to you the taste of government cheese.

I cannot get into cottage cheese, and I've tried a lot. Yogurt is hard for me to eat, too. I have to hold my nose to get it down. There's something wrong with that.

I can safely say that other than macaroni and cheese, there's no processed food in my life. There's no inorganic food in my life these days. There's no junk food. There's not a lot of sugar. There's no soy. I mean, really everything that's going into my body is pretty pure.

Comedy is like expensive cheese. Well, it's like cheese, in general. Everybody likes what they like, and everything they don't like, they think is the worst.

I don't do much cooking, but one of my favorite dishes to eat is my wife's macaroni and cheese.

I don't eat celery. I eat raw milk, cheeses.

I don't diet. There's going to be barbecues and macaroni and cheese - but I'll have broccoli and salad the next day.