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    A whole new thing. A forging of the humble parts of bread and cheese into a greater whole. I call it...a cheese-trap.

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    Believe it or not, my best meal is to go to the store and buy a DiGiorno pizza, come home, add some fresh Parmesan cheese, and just hang with my family!

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    Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this?

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    Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality.

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    But a little milk, butter and cheese are acceptable because no harm is done in obtaining them.

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    But I love fish, cheese and meat, and I eat everything, but only in small quantities if it's rich.

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    Cheese and jam are really nice. Cheese and apple as well. Cheese and grapes are good.

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    Cheese has always been a food that both sophisticated and simple humans love.

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    Cheese and salt meat, should be sparingly eat.

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    Cheese, in any form, is my guilty pleasure. I would rather have a cheese platter for dinner than any meal. There's nothing better!

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    Cheese steaks are the gastronomic icons of this ethnic city.

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    Cheese is one of my great weaknesses, I could eat the stuff by the pound.

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    Cheese for dessert is rather like Paradise Lost in that everyone thinks he ought to like it, but still you don't notice too many people actually curling up with it.

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    Cheeses crusty, got all musty, got damp on the stone of a peach.

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    Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.

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    Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up!

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    Comedy is like expensive cheese. Well, it's like cheese, in general. Everybody likes what they like, and everything they don't like, they think is the worst.

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    Denmark is charging a fat food tax on cheese, meat, and oil. Here, we call that the Denny's Grand Slam breakfast.

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    Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.

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    Epicurus recommends bread and cheese as the staple, and his emphasis is more on avoiding pain than on seeking pleasure, insofar as pleasure-seeking tends to be followed by painful after-effects.

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    Fondue is not a good date food. You end up with cheese dripping down your face.

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    I ALWAYS put ketchup on my mac and cheese. Always.

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    "Forget Barbie, f-ck Nicki she's fake. She's on a diet", but my pockets eating cheese cake.

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    Forty-seven is nothing at all, nor is any age unless you're a cheese.

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    Good cheese needs good companions.

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    Heroes like you always have a weak spot. We just have to find it, and then we can kill you. Won't that be lovely? Have a cheese 'n' Wiener!

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    He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life.

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    For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.

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    God defend me from that Welsh fairy, Lest he transform me to a piece of cheese!

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    He is the cheese to my macaroni.

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    I always wanted to open a delicatessen in Jerusalem and call it 'Cheeses of Nazareth'.

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    I don't eat celery. I eat raw milk, cheeses.

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    I am not a Jew for Jesus but I am definitely a Jew for Christmas. Christmas is one of the best things you Christians have given us, along with mac and cheese, Bono, croquet and politeness.

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    I can describe to you the taste of government cheese.

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    I cannot get into cottage cheese, and I've tried a lot. Yogurt is hard for me to eat, too. I have to hold my nose to get it down. There's something wrong with that.

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    I can safely say that other than macaroni and cheese, there's no processed food in my life. There's no inorganic food in my life these days. There's no junk food. There's not a lot of sugar. There's no soy. I mean, really everything that's going into my body is pretty pure.

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    I don't do much cooking, but one of my favorite dishes to eat is my wife's macaroni and cheese.

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    I don't have much patience for people who are self-conscious about the act of eating, and it irritates me when someone denies themselves the pleasure of a bloody hunk of steak or a pungent French cheese because of some outdated nonsense about what's appropriate or attractive.

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    I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

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    I don't diet. There's going to be barbecues and macaroni and cheese - but I'll have broccoli and salad the next day.

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    I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.

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    I don't say that bodies like flint, which are commonly called inanimate, have perceptions and appetition; rather they have something of that sort in them, as worms are in cheese.

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    I eat junk food, cheesecake, cheese, pizza - but just lower amounts of it.

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    I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.

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    If you're associated with the Philadelphia media or town, you look for negatives. I don't know if there's something about their upbringing or they have too many hoagies, or too much cream cheese.

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    If it's not too late, make it a cheese-burger

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    If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat.

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    I had rather live with cheese and garlic in a windmill.

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    I grew up eating hamburger helper, macaroni and cheese, and drinking lots of milk, and looked at lots of cows; but I feel like a New Yorker now, I've lived here for sixteen years.

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    I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it with cheese.