Best 220 quotes in «cheese quotes» category

Psychiatry in this place is like serving an in-flight meal in the middle of a plane crash. If I wanted to make you well, as a doctor, I should be giving you a parachute, not a cheese-and-pickle sandwich.

Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.

Southern barbecue is the closest thing we have in the US to Europe’s wines or cheeses; drive a hundred miles and the barbecue changes.

Smell the cheese often so you know when it is getting old.

Sometimes it's good just to be seduced by the particular cheeses spread out in front of you on a cheese counter.

St. Louis has a lot of weird food customs that you don't see other places - and a lot of great ethnic neighborhoods. There's a German neighborhood. A great old school Italian neighborhood, with toasted ravioli, which seems to be a St. Louis tradition. And they love provolone cheese in St. Louis.

The best of all physiciansIs apple pie and cheese!

Tacos." "Tacos?" I echoed. This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese." "I know what a taco is!

The after-party is always at a restaurant, and for me, the fun starts when I get a cheese platter. That's as f-ed up as I get.

Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss

The advantage of the cauliflower is that if all else fails, you can always cover it with melted cheese and eat it.

The cheese and wine party has the form of friendship without the warmth and devotion. It is a device either for getting rid of social obligations hurriedly en mass, or for making overtures towards more serious social relationships, as in the etiquette of whoring.

The misers cheese is wholesomest

The French - cheese-eating surrender monkeys. The Germans - schnitzel snarfing stormtrooper spawn.

The food was interesting. My background is Russian, so cheese and potatoes are my love. There was plenty of that. And fried cheese! It is really, really, really good. And really, really, really bad for you. It's like an artery on a plate

There've been times when I've bought a whole pound of cheese and walked down the street and eaten it in one go.

The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese.

The real question is should we trust people who don't like cheese?

There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.

The sandwich he made was bologna and cheese, his favorite. All the sandwiches he made were his favorites; that was one of the advantages of being single.

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

To a mouse, cheese is cheese. That is why mouse traps are effective.

The widespread belief that Yuppies as a class would perish from Brie-cheese poisoning turned out to be over-optimistic.

They shot me. (Talon) No, bud. They turned you into Swiss cheese. (Nick)

This concept could easily have gone awry. Stories about love tend to go that way sometimes. They wander into the realm of cheese and never return, which I think is a shame, because there is a way to write about romantic love without breaking out the Velveeta.

We did talk about cheese on our first date.

To help my muscles rebuild after I work out, I have a small serving of cottage cheese.

Under Hitler or Stalin a Góral [Tatra-highlander] could choose to produce oscypek [smoked cheese] however he preferred. Nowadays the EU official is watching him.

'Vegetarian' is a slippery word. I don't eat cheese, I don't eat duck - the point is I'm vegan.

To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.

Well my favorite is really really sharp, extra sharp, aged cheddar cheese.

We get a lot of cheese, no mice with that.

Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.

What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?

What if I couldn't read? I wouldn't be able to text my friends movie times or even order cheese biscuits from Red Lobster!

When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.

When I get home after being away for work, my wife always stuffs the fridge with loads of what she calls 'nibbles' - all the great things you can eat straight from the fridge, like chunks of cheese, slices of ham, bowls of hummus.

Worry is today's mouse eating tomorrow's cheese.

Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy.

Why do you look like cheese, Beka?" Nestor asked me quietly. "We've got help." I was too flummoxed to tell him I hadn't expected help to come so fast. Miracles aren't for the likes of me, didn't Nestor know that? Only the nobility gets them.

Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the cheese.

You can't bring a duffel bag that says 'I Heart Cheese' on it, that's just offensive.

You can't make cheese from rats. ... It's hard enough just milking the little beggars.

You can't possibly fathom the ins and outs of a prepubescent beauty treatment until you've felt the strange but exhilarating tingle of a cottage-cheese-and-Pop-Rocks facial.

A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with no heart.

Your test had cheese meteor questions?" - Bex to Liz.

You don't make a friend," Jacob said with a scowl. "It's not like they come with directions like you'd find on a box of macaroni and cheese.

You look at our borders, they're like swiss cheese, everybody pours in.

Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese