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    Having a great golf swing helps under pressure, but golf is a game about scoring. It's like an artist who can get a two-inch brush at Wal-Mart for 20 cents or a fine camel-hair brush from an art store for 20 dollars. The brush doesn't matter - how the finished painting looks is what matters.

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    Having played the Old Course many times since my first visit in 1981, I am now of the opinion it is one of the best and most beautiful tests of links golf anywhere in the world.

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    Having nerves and feeling the pressure just gets you focused and gets your concentration level where it needs to be. I harness that nervous energy into a positive way.

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    Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

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    He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.

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    He hits the ball a long way and he knows how to win.

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    He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

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    He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's getting his power from. He's young and has great elasticity.

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    He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot.

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    He may have gone to bed three hours ago, but he knows who he is playing. You can rest assured that he hasn't slept a wink.

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    Here's a simple way to abolish golf's elitist and exclusionary image and make it a truly all-American sport: ditch that fifties-Republican-martini-drinker's green Brooks Brothers-style sport jacket and make the winner of the Masters slip on something in, say, black leather with plenty of metal studs.

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    Here were decent godless people; Their only monument the asphalt road And a thousand lost golf balls.

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    He's been a top player for the last 10 years, and we all work on our swings, we all change things. We keep working and then we're trying to get better, and sometimes you get worse trying to get better. You've just got to give it some time, be patient for it to turn around, and when it does turn around, you feel like you can start winning again.

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    He's got an overall flair for the game. It looks to me like he really loves what he does and he can't wait to get up in the morning, go hit some balls and go play.

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    He's going to be around a long, long time, if his body holds up. That's always a concern with a lot of players because of how much they play. A lot of guys can't handle it. But it looks like Tiger Woods can.

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    He's hit it fat.... It will probably be short.... It just hit the front edge of the green.... It's got no chance.... It's rolling toward the cup.... Well I'll be damned!

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    He's tough (Tiger Woods). I wish I was that tough when I was his age.

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    He's in the mold of a Tom Watson, in that he'll hit the ball in the trees and undaunted go it there, flail it out and make something out of it.

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    He [the golfer] must have the courage to keep trying in the face of ill luck or disappointment, and timidity to appreciate and appraise the dangers of each stroke, and to curb the desire to take chances beyond reasonable hope of success.

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    He used to be fairly indecisive, but now he's not so certain.

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    Hey, guess what? Turns out the free market? Not so free. Wall Street was hit hard Monday when Lehman Brothers filed for bankruptcy, Merrill Lynch was sold to Bank of America, and insurance giant AIG neared a collapse of its own. Basically, if your commercials air during golf tournaments, you're done.

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    Hey, is this room out of bounds?

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    His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays.

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    His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

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    His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.

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    Hit it hard. It will land somewhere.

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    How about that amigo? I just come over to see my friends and I win ze bloody championship.

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    "Hit it with the back of your left hand" was the first swing thought I ever heard, brusquely bu not unlovingly put to me by the aunt-in-law who had moments before placed a golf club in my virgin grip. I was twenty-five, and had spent my youth in a cloisterd precinct of teh middle class where golf was a rumoured something, like champagne breakfasts and divorce, that the rich did.

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    How can you get tired of playing golf?

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    Hitting a golf ball and putting have nothing in common. They're two different games. You work all your life to perfect a repeating swing that will get you to the greens, and then you have to try to do something that is totally unrelated. There shouldn't be any cups, just flag sticks. And then the man who hit the most fairways and greens and got closest to the pins would be the tournament winner.

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    How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It's simple - I missed a four foot putt for an eleven.

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    How do you combat a man with a firearm? You don't combat him with a golf club, baseball bat or a knife. You combat him with another firearm.

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    How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

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    Hurry up Gene, I got a date tonight.

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    How much golf I actually play depends on whom you ask. My wife says I'm out there every day. If you ask me, the cricket is getting in the way of the golf.

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    I always said that if they have a golf course like this in heaven, I want to be the head pro.

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    I admire the way golfers handle themselves. But tennis players are a lot younger, as a rule. There aren't many teenagers on the golf tour.

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    I also play a little bit of Tiger Woods once in awhile. Get on the golf course there, and pretend that I'm beating him.

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    I always putted without a glove but I have no idea why - I saw others doing it and copied them.

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    I always thought of myself as some sort of athlete until I started playing golf a couple years ago.

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    I always knew I wanted to play golf and go to college. I try hard to be a positive role model, especially on the golf course. I try to carry myself well, and don't do anything outrageous. I try to play the game like a gentleman and give everyone respect. That's how the game should be played.

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    I always think under par. You have to believe in yourself.

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    I always think before an important shot: What is the worst that can happen on this shot? I can whiff it, shank it, or hit it out-of-bounds. But even if one of those bad things happens, I've got a little money in the bank, my wife still loves me, and my dog won't bite me when I come home.

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    I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I'd played golf I would have been skint.

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    I always worry when someone's a good golfer. It's like you shouldn't have time to be good at anything. You should just be a politician and you shouldn't have time to practice golf.

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    I am about as relaxed a guy as it gets. I like sitting on my couch, watching shows, sitting by the fire pit. I like to play golf, but I don't have a chance to play it often. Playstation. Xbox, but I'm about as boring a guy as you'll ever meet. I could sit on this couch from the time the day starts to the time the day ends.

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    I am absolutely delighted to have come second. Who cares about winning when you can be second? I love being runner-up.

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    I am against making golf courses obsolete, going to the national Open and playing half the holes with a one-iron.

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    I am a guy who likes to do what I am doing with passion, whether it's a soccer match with friends or golf.

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    I am always working out, whether I am on vacation or at home. When in La Jolla, I like to surf, play tennis, and golf - but surfing is definitely my favorite.