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    I quickly discovered that trying to go play golf while living in Manhattan was about as easy as trying to grab a taxi while standing out in front of Saks Fifth Avenue in the freezing rain on the last shopping day before Christmas.

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    I realized that the secret to golf isn't how low you shoot when it's going good, it's how to make your bad rounds better.

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    I realize that's why we play golf, to hit the ball into the hole. But it is a strange feeling when you hit the shot and it actually goes in.

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    I really enjoy what little time I have at home. The golf course and practice facilities are perfect and so close to home!

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    I really stay busy [in retirement]. I often have to cancel my golf games on the weekends to go play in tennis tournaments.

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    I receive huge support from Irish and British sports fans alike and it is greatly appreciated. Likewise I feel I have a great affinity with the American sports fans. I play most of my golf in the U.S. nowadays and I am incredibly proud to have won the U.S. Open and U.S. PGA Championship in the last two years.

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    I remember one afternoon when we were out on a golf course somewhere, and Lauren Bacall, James Garner, and Jack Lemmon were sitting there in deck chairs when I went off to do another scene. And I said something like, "Hey, where have you guys been?" And they said, "Oh, we were down at the clubhouse. We saw your scene!" And Jack Lemmon looked at James Garner, and James Garner looked back at me, and then they both looked back at me and said in unison, "You bet your ass it is!" So I've been up there with the greats. I've had my fleeting moments with theatrical genius.

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    Irish gardens beat all for horror. With 19 gardeners, Lord Talbot of Malahide has produced an affair exactly like a suburban golf course.

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    I run like an electric golf cart. Now I look at eating as a way to feed my body and keep me younger. It's not about starving your body, but treating your body like a Ferrari. You don't put in the crappiest gas you can find. You use supreme. In the long term, you'll run clean

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    I screwed up. It's all on me. I know that...All these hiccups I have, they must be for a reason. All this is just a test. I just don't know what the test is yet.

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    I see no reason that a golf course cannot be played in 18 birdies. Just because no one has ever done that doesn't mean it can't be done.

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    I see things written about the golf swing that I can't believe will work except by accident .

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    I shot a wild elephant in Africa thirty yards from me, and it didn't hit the ground until it was right at my feet. I wasn't a bit scared. But a four foot putt scares me to death.

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    I sit at home and read books. I watch movies. I watch television. I go and play golf. I don't go to nightclubs. I don't go out to dinner that often. I'm not a big party guy.

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    Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

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    I sort of play golf because a lot of my friends are into it, but I'm awful - my handicap is about six or seven thousand.

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    I spent a weekend in the White House with President Clinton, back in '99, I guess. We played golf and just hung out and talked on many subjects. I saw him several times subsequently in L.A. He's the smartest man I ever met, a great politician. Everybody was star struck around him.

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    I spent hours as a kid on the putting green of the local golf course imagining I was sinking a putt to win the Masters.

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    I spend time with my family. I have got two daughters who are too young to know their Dad's a footballer. They just want to play with their Dad. I like to play golf, too, but apart from that, that's me, I'm afraid.

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    I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked.

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    I still enjoy what I do. I haven't been playing much golf and none since I dislocated my shoulder, but I come to the office every day.

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    I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day.

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    I still have a Lydia Ko-signed golf ball in my sock drawer that I'll keep for a while.

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    I still recall the day when I became known not just as Gay Brewer, but 'Gay Brewer, winner of the 1967 Masters.' The reality of the title – the biggest thrill I've had in golf – is something that can never be taken away.

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    I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a different direction.

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    I take golf trips with my brother or with friends. We usually go to Pebble or Bandon Dunes. One year we went to Hawaii.

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    I suppose I could think of a lot of things to say about the fact that I still play. But I don't really need to. I can tell you this, that I enjoy it. I still enjoy it. I like to get out in the air and I like to walk and I like to do the things that are involved in playing golf.

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    I tell people that stand-up's like golf: you gotta do it every day to get it down - or at least three times a week to get it down.

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    It doesn't happen all the time, but when I'm playing well it's as if my eyes change. I can feel it. I just feel like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde-a transformation happens, I'm a totally different human being. I don't hear anybody, I don't see anybody, nothing bothers me, nothing is going to interfere with what I'm about to do.

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    It does look like a very good exercise. But what is the little white ball for?

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    I tend to do golf charity things because it's much safer and you don't get much chance of a broken arm or leg.

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    It goes without saying that it is no good having a perfect setup, perfect grip and perfect golf swing if the whole thing is misaligned. It sounds obvious but many players simply do not spend enough time getting themselves on target.

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    I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

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    I think golfers get over-concerned about results. Enjoy the process: enjoy the opportunity to play.

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    I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.

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    I think dates considered super corny and cheesy - whether it's going bowling or miniature golf or something where you can be competitive and just have fun with each other - those always make the most memorable dates!

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    I think it's more than whether or not you win or lose. It's having that opportunity on that final round, final nine, to come down the stretch with a chance to win.

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    I think I fail a bit less than everyone else.

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    I think if you are going to base your whole life on what you do on the golf course, you are up for a lot of ups and downs.

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    I think I've heard somebody say that I was a well-dressed golfer. I guess that has something to do with the fact that a lot of people who play golf don't dress very well.

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    I think O.J. protests too much. Not only did he say he didn't carve the holiday turkey, but he was in the back yard practicing his golf swing the whole time.

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    I think I was given a gift to play golf and to be mentally strong

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    I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.

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    I think people like players they can relate to. It seems as if people think they know me. I just think I'm an ordinary Joe who plays golf very, very well.

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    I think the hardest part about Golf is being committed to your wife

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    I think that (Alister) MacKenzie and I managed to work as a completely sympathetic team. Of course there was never any question that he was the architect and I was the advisor and consultant. No man learns to design a golf course simply by playing golf, no matter how well. But it happened that both of us were extravagant admirers of the Old Course at St Andrews and we both desired as much as possible to simulate seaside conditions insofar as the differences in turf and terrain would allow.

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    I think the best thing is being able to play golf competitively for a living. Ever since I was a little boy, that's something I've always wanted to do, and now I get a chance to live out my dreams.

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    I think Tahoe is one of the hidden gems in the country, and I've played a lot of golf around the country. You can't beat the smells and the clean air and just the way it makes you feel.

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    I think that Pebble Beach is my favorite golf course to go to. I think Augusta is my favorite place to go play golf.

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    I think the golf swing is all about rotation, all about trying to keep the club on plane.