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    We don’t have to do a bunch of things to figure out how to win the Ryder Cup. Just go play golf. ... I’m a little bit too casual probably about a lot of things, but you can’t force good play. Good play comes from good hard work and actually being prepared to play, not being forced to play.

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    We find things where we look for them, which is why I never look for a golf ball out of bounds.

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    We have a lot of fun every year, and I really enjoy being part of junior golf and the development of these players.

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    We have an architect in the audience who designed one of clubhouses at one of the golf courses. It's a beautiful facility. It immediately was put to use. And Donald Trump wouldn't pay what the man needed to be paid.

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    We just became very good friends [with Dwight Eisenhower], we played golf, we played heart exhibitions. Then his doctor said he should not play golf anymore.

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    We know that golf is an ancient game with great history and tradition, but our golf is only 10 years old so don't judge us too harshly.

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    We like to hunt and golf and drive around lost, and scratch and spit, and a whole lot of other disgusting stuff.

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    We live in a highly competitive society, each of us trying to outdo the other in wealth, in popularity or social prestige, in dress, in scholastic grades or golf scores. One is often tempted to say that conflict, rather than cooperation, is the great governing principle of human life.

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    Well, I think that Augusta is not the same golf course that I grew up on. Bobby Jones' philosophy was giving you space off the tee; if you put it in the right side of the fairway, you ended up getting the right angle to the green.

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    Well, a funny thing, there are three that I like all for the same reason, golf, fishing, and shooting, and I do because first, they take you into the fields. There is mild exercise, the kind that an older individual probably should have. And on top of it, it induces you to take at any one time 2 or 3 hours, if you can, where you are thinking of the bird or that ball or the wily trout. Now, to my mind it is a very healthful, beneficial kind of thing, and I do it whenever I get a chance, as you well know.

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    Well, I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.

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    We were always taught to swing slow with good tempo. But you have to have some acceleration throughout the swing. I think that's where a lot of women go wrong. They should try to whack it a few times and see what happens.

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    We've got to abide by the rules. We have to protect it. The game of golf at a professional level is so clean. We are our own judge, jury and executioner. If we don't do what we think is right, the game might get away from us.

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    We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

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    We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.

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    We went around and looked and talked to a lot of foundations with those charities and decided upon the Childrens Hospital. They had a golf tournament at the time, but it was a small event that didnt raise a significant amount of money.

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    What about the golf courses?What about the huge foreign bank loans?What about the condos and the apartments that they sell, the promoting and the trademarks?[ Jason] Chaffetz should be investigating the president-elect's impeding violation of the constitution, not this poor government official who is just trying to do his job. And Mr. Chaffetz has endorsed that unconstitutional plan.

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    What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee.

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    What's the longest walk in golf? It's from the practice tee to the first tee. I don't care if it's 10 yards. It's the longest walk in golf. Winners take their swing with them. Losers don't.

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    What did I want with prestige? The British Open paid the winner $600 in American money. A man would have to be two hundred years old at that rate to retire from golf.

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    Whatever happens on the golf course is OK, because if I put the ball in trouble I know that I have the skills to get it out of trouble and back into play.

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    What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico. Another thing to consider is that all three of those destinations are good places to play golf. So there's possibly some connection between aliens and golf.

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    What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive: the white ball sailing up into the sky, reaching its apex, falling and finally dropping to the turf, just the way I planned it.

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    What separates great players from the good ones is not so much ability as brain power and emotional equilibrium.

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    What's nice about our tour is you can't remember your bad shots.

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    What makes a great golf course is continuity and variety: right-to-left holes, left-to-right holes.

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    What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.

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    What's disappointing about @usopengolf is the fans not being about to walk around the course/get close enough to most of the greens to cheer. Fans are having a hard time walking the course. They can barely see anything from outside the ropes. I would be pissed if I paid a lot of money for tickets and could barely see the top players hit golf shots.

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    What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?

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    When a putter is waiting his turn to hole out a putt of one or two feet in length, on which the match hangs at the last hole, it is of vital importance that he think of nothing. At this supreme moment he ought to fill his mind with vacancy. He must not even allow himself the consolation of religion.

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    Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.

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    Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.

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    When five up express, as is polite, regret at laying a stymie, but rejoice in your heart.

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    When I am working it is up early and coffee and 15 hours of being on the set. When I am not working, it is up late and coffee, golf or softball and hopefully a ball game on the television.

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    When I have a match to play, I begin to relax as soon as I wake up. Everything I do, I do slow and easy. That goes for stroking the razor, getting dressed, and eating my breakfast. I'm practically in slow motion. By the time I'm ready to tee off, I'm so used to taking my time that it's impossible to hurry my swing.

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    When I first came on tour, I was playing for money. Now I'm playing to win golf tournaments and the money is more than I ever dreamed I could make.

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    When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

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    When I got to the first tee on the first day, to hear the cheers, it was like all the oxygen got sucked out. It was hard to pull the club back.

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    When I married Wilnelia, one of the first things I wanted to know about Puerto Rico was the quality of the golf courses.

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    When I'm in this state, everything is pure, vividly clear. I'm in a cocoon of concentration.

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    When I'm playing well, I don't even take aim.

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    When I heard the draw I was out on the golf course. I had an eight-iron in one hand and my mobile in the other. When we came out with United, my club went further than the ball.

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    When I'm not acting, I try to be normal, play golf, play hockey. It's funny because you're in this little bubble when you're working - you don't read books, you don't really keep up with the news, you're just living that life.

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    When I play my best golf, I feel as if I'm in a fog, standing back watching the earth in orbit with a golf club in my hands.

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    When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.

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    When I used to play golf. It's a terrible miserable game. It's incredibly frustrating. In 18 holes you make 150 horrible shots off in the woods, in the water...You make one good shot and it brings you back the next time. With writing a long book there has to be at least one bit that has some magic in it that you can go back to.

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    When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.

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    When I swing at a golf ball right, my mind is blank and my body is loose as a goose.

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    When I want a long ball, I spin my hips faster.

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    When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.