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    Excessive golfing dwarfs the intellect. Nor is this to be wondered at when you consider that the more fatuously vacant the mind is, the better for play. It has been observed that absolute idiots play the steadiest.

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    Extremely large greens breed slovenly play. When any green ceases to command respect, it loses its value as a test of that rarest of all strokes, the shot home.

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    Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.

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    Faldo has lost a lot of respect from players because of what he said.

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    Fear comes in two packages fear of failure, and sometimes, fear of success.

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    Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club.

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    Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour.

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    Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt.

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    First and fore-most, you must have confidence. Your second mental problem is concentration. Think the shot through in advance before you address the ball. Draw a mental image of where you want it to go and then eliminate everything else from your mind, except how you are going to get the ball into that preferred spot.

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    Fitness plays such an important role in my life, and an integral part of my golf structure, that I think I might be quite good at teaching others the benefits of sport and fitness.

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    First time I met Jack [Nicholas ] I had heard about his golf and prowess - I was playing in the Ohio amateur.

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    Focus on remedies, not faults.

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    Folks have a common misconception that Mississippi is strictly a rural, outdoors state. While we are famous for our hunting, sport fishing and year-round golf, we also have leading manufacturers like Peavey Electronics and Viking Range Corp.

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    Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown.

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    For as long as I could remember, he had never worn a single piece of clothing that could be considered casual. Khaki shorts and golf shirts, to Umberto, were the garments of men who have no virtues left, not even shame.

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    For example, in my district there are visitors from all over the world who are drawn to our beautiful beaches, recreational lakes, habitat wildlife preserves and golf courses.

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    Forget the last shot. It takes so long to accept that you can't always replicate your swing. The only thing you can control is your attitude toward the next shot.

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    For Donald Trump's business partners around the world, including the developers of this luxury golf course in Dubai, what some in the U.S. may see as a conflict of interest is, for them, money in the bank.

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    Forget your opponents; always play against par.

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    For years, I never thought I needed a short game. Finally I just decided to do something about it. I needed to get up and down from tough spots on the par-5s for my birdies. So I went to Phil [Rogers]. He's the best. For the last couple weeks, Phil has been staying at my house and we've been practicing in the evening.

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    For sure, with golf it's not a physically demanding sport like tennis. That's what makes tennis great - you combine both things. It's a very mental sport and at the same time can be dramatically physical. But I do admire the mentality of sport more than the physicality because physical performance is much easier to practice than mental performance.

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    Forty percent of the United States drains into the Mississippi. It's agriculture. It's golf courses. It's domestic runoff from our lawns and roads. Ultimately, where does it go? Downstream into the gulf.

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    For many years I had an impression of my golf swing, which was that I vividly resembled Tom Weiskopf in the takeaway and Dave Marr on the downswing. Unfortunately, there came a day when I was invited to have my golf swing filmed via a video camera. Something I will never do again. When it was played back, what I saw - what you would have seen - was not Weiskopf and Marr but a man simultaneously climbing into a sweater and falling out of a tree.

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    For one thing, I like to walk when I play golf. Now I don't walk the whole way, but I try not to be the driver when in a cart.

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    Forty-one rules aren't so many - St. Benedict had 73 to keep the brethren on the straight and narrow.

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    Fox News reported Thursday that Bill Clinton can't get into any of New York's better golf and country clubs. Not one member has been willing to sponsor him. So it's official, he really is America's first black president.

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    From Here to Eternity' happens to be fourteen-carat entertainment. The main trouble is that it is too entertaining for a film in which love affairs flounder, one sweet guy is beaten to death, and a man of high principles is mistaken for a saboteur and killed on a golf course.

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    From the beginning it was drilled into me that a golf course was a place where character fully reveals itself -- both its strengths and its flaws. As a result, I learned early not only to fix my ball marks but also to congratulate an opponent on a good shot, avoid walking ahead of a player preparing to shoot, remain perfectly still when someone else was playing, and a score of other small courtesies that revealed, in my father's mind, one's abiding respect for the game.

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    George W. Bush loves golf because it's like the election--low score wins.

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    Give me a man with big hands and big feet and no brains and I'll make a golfer out of him.

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    Germany needs to have a handicap, like in golf. They ought to start each match with two goals in advance to their opposition.

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    Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.

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    G is for Green, that's constructed to roll in every direction away from the hole.

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    Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

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    Going to the golf course every day for work? That's a good job.

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    Goaltending is to hockey like putting is to golf. It really has no relationship to the rest of the game.

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    God said to Faldo, as He once said to Nicklaus, "You will have the skills like no other." Then he whispered to Ballesteros, as he whispered to Palmer, "But they will love you more.

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    Golf and dating don't mix.

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    Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.

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    Golf - a young man's vice and an old man's penance.

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    Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built.

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    Golf gives no margin: either you win or you fail. You cannot hedge; you cannot bluff; you cannot give a stop order. One chance is given you, and you hit or miss. There is nothing more rigid in life. And it is this ultra and extreme rigidity that makes golf so intensely interesting.

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    Golf is about knowledge, and studying another player - more than listening to a teacher - is the best way to get it.

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    Golf is a game, and talk and discussion is all to the interests of the game. Anything that keeps the game alive and prevents us being bored with it is an advantage. Anything that makes us think about it, talk about it, and dream about it is all to the good and prevents the game becoming dead.

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    Golf is a game of endless failure and frustration.

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    Golf is a game of precision, not strength.

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    Golf is a lot like sex. It's something you can enjoy all your life. And if you remain an amateur, you get to pick your own playing partners.

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    Golf is an indispensable adjunct to high civilisation.

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    Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.

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    [Golf]is deceptively simple, endlessly complicated. A child can play it well, and a grown man can never master it. Any single round of it is full of unexpected triumphs and perfect shots that end in disaster. It is almost a science, yet it is a puzzle without an answer. It is gratifying and tantalizing, precise and unpredictable. It requires complete concentration and total relaxation. It satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time, rewarding and maddening. And it is without doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.