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    One of the big changes in the Congress since I first came to Washington is that all of these folks go home every weekend. They used to play golf together; their families got to know each other, go to dinner at each other's homes at weekends - and these would be people who were political adversaries.

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    One of the reasons people love sports is because it's non-political. And to the degree that Donald Trump puts sports organizations like golf tournaments in difficult positions, they won't want anything to do with him, i think all of this is evidence that Donald Trump is finding it a lot harder to be a candidate than he probably anticipated.

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    One of these days I'm going to write a book on drops. That ought to sell. The shot's become more popular than putting.

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    One of the reasons why I, 'a medical man' decided to give up medicine was a firm conviction of the extraordinary influence on health of pleasurable excitement, especially when combined with fresh air and exercise. How frequently have I, with great difficulty, persuaded patients who were never off my doorsteps to take up golf, and how rarely, if ever, I have seen them in my consulting room again.

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    One of the reserves came up to me and said 'I'm finding it a bit hard, it's the first time I've ever been dropped'. So I told him to do what Nick Faldo does and work at his game. Next thing I know he's doing exactly what Faldo does, he's taken up golf.

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    One of the things that my parents have taught me is never listen to other people's expectations. You should live your own life and live up to your own expectations, and those are the only things I really care about it.

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    One reason golf is such an exasperating game is that a thing we learned is so easily forgotten, and we find ourselves struggling year after year with faults we had discovered and corrected time and again.

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    One thing both men have in common is a love of golf and a shared knowledge of the word "mulligan," which means a do-over to replace a lousy shot.

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    One thing I've learned over time is, if you hit a golf ball into water, it won't float.

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    One thing that golf teaches you is humility.

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    One travels like a golf ball, hopping from green to green.

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    [On golf:] ... though aware I could never be more than a humble potterer, it was impossible to repress the wild upsurgings of hope known to all middle-aged beginners.

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    Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.

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    On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.

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    On stage, I'm this figure, this actor, who does things that people aren't used to seeing and I relish in that reaction. In real life, though, I play golf, I shop and I walk around with no makeup on and my hair in a ponytail. I may not be the typical middle-aged Joe, but I'm closer to normal than you think.

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    On the course, what is feared is like a magnet. Water, bunkers, trees, ravines, high grass - whatever you fear turns magnetic.

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    On the golf course, a man may be the dogged victim of inexorable fate, be struck down by an appalling stroke of tragedy, become the hero of unbelievable melodrama, or the clown in a side-splitting comedy.

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    On the Old Course at St. Andrews: This is the origin of the game, golf in its purest form, and it's still played that way on a course seemingly untouched by time. Every time I play here, it reminds me that this is still a game.

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    On the value of blind shots to golf course design.

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    Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.

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    Out-of-control emotions can make smart people stupid.

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    Over the first three rounds you're playing the course. In the final round, if you're in contention, you're playing the man.

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    Painting is like Golf, the fewer the strokes I take, the better the picture.

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    Over the years I've studied the habits of golfers. I know what to look for. Watch their eyes. Fear shows up when there is an enlargement of the pupils. Big pupils lead to big scores.

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    Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.

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    People always say golfers don't smile. But there is so much psychology in golf so we have to be a bit robotic.

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    Pebble is a piece of sacred ground. They say it's the greatest meeting of land and water in the world. This course was heaven designed - just the way it fits on the land.

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    Pawn endings are to Chess what putting is to golf

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    People have kind of latched on with my personality and how I play golf and how I carry myself. It seems like every town we go to, I'm experiencing newer things with these types of fans.

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    People are more likely to help other people who look exactly like them. They will hang out at the bar and on the golf course with them.

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    People are going to paying attention to him whether they love him or hate him. So I think Tiger is a huge focus point on a stage that is as little as golf.

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    People started coining the phrase, 'Bubba Golf,' whatever you want to call it, which I like. 'Bubba Golf' is going to be fun. I mean, why do what everybody else does? That's boring.

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    People like Donald Trump can take all the money that's made from a TV show, from selling neckties made in China, running golf courses, and wipe out that income for tax purposes with depreciation. Only a narrow segment of people qualify for this.

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    Perhaps the most important thing I can tell you about equipment is to experiment and keep an open mind.

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    People who watch their weight, golf scores, and fuel bills seem to shun quantitative evaluation of their investment management skills although it involves the most important client in the world-themselves.

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    Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.

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    Pete Dye introduced me to golf course design back in the 1960's. He came to my hometown Columbus, Ohio to work on The Golf Club.

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    Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake.

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    Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.

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    Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.

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    Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.

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    Playing from deep grass is a fact of life in professional golf.

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    Playing with your spouse on the golf course runs almost as great a marital risk as getting caught playing with someone else's anywhere else.

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    "Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf

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    Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.

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    Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.

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    President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.

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    Practice puts brains in your muscles.

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    Prayer never works for me on the golf course. That may have something to do with my being a terrible putter.

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    President Clinton and President Obama played a round of golf over the weekend. President Clinton asked Obama what his handicap was, and Obama said, 'Joe Biden.'