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    It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there. Out of nowhere comes this speeding camouflaged golf cart and this guy starts yelling at me, 'What do you think you're doing!' The guy wrote my name down and began to follow me before I got really scared and took off as fast as I could.

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    I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting.

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    I understand golf is a game, and I've never treated it as anything else. Family is something that's very special, and so they all contributed to the room. They all contributed to what my life was, my career was.

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    I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing.

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    I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on the scorecard.

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    I used to read every golf magazine front to back; I was addicted to Golf Channel, read Rotella, read every golf book.

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    I used to think that elder love, if it even existed, was confined to rocking chairs or golf carts, that it had to be a dull business because of the physical limitations of age.

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    I've always said, the harder the golf course, the better I play.

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    I've always said the players don't build up rivalries themselves, people from the outside build up the rivalries. I just want to play good golf. I want to try and keep winning golf tournaments.

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    I've always said as a political scientist that "culture" is what we use when we can't explain things. I think it's more about accessibility. Part of the problem is that this is an expensive game [golf]. I know in a couple of places where there are black members, and they come from pretty much the same socioeconomic level that the white members come from.

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    I've been around golf my whole life. My father did it all the time, and I resented him for it. But a couple years ago I picked up a golf club and I understood the physics of it. If anyone knows anything about golf, it's that once you hit a few shots, you'll become addicted.

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    I've been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it's just part of the game. You're going to hit bad shots, you're going to be in bad spots, and each course, when you learn it, you learn where not to go.

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    I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.

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    I've been playing golf as long as I've been dancing, since I was 13 or 14. I play off six. I like to get out on a golf course as often as I can.

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    I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

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    I've come to realize that I perform best when I'm letting my subconscious mind hit the ball and my conscious mind is otherwise occupied.

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    I've drawn a lot of inspiration from people who have supported me, golfers who have helped me. If it wasn't for the game of golf I'd probably be mowing the greens back in Latrobe.

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    I've got a great life. It's a shame the work gets in the way of the golf, really.

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    I've gotten rid of the yips four times but they hang in there. You know those two-foot downhill putts with a break? I'd rather see a rattlesnake.

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    I've got the drinkers and the smokers and the eaters on my side.

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    I've got two girls. I like to play golf. Apart from that there's not a lot goes on in my life. So I am boring, aren't I?

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    I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.

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    I've had a lot of majors where I didn't play well until the last round. Keep yourself in contention; that's the name of the game. I usually ended up shooting a good round and all of a sudden, somehow, I won.

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    I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.

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    I've had the luxury of playing golf around the world, and I've spent a lot of time evaluating how to play all kinds of courses.

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    I've heard people say my swing's not perfect, and I know that. But golf's a natural sport, very sensitive. It's played a lot by feel. I don't care if my swing is too flat. If it works, I don't have to change it.

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    I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get.

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    I've lost balls in every hazard and on every course I've tried. But when I lose a ball in the ball washer, it's time to take stock.

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    I've learned a lot about my game every time I play golf in a men's event.

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    I've not given up hope the belly-putter will be banned. The R and A and the USGA are looking at it right now.

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    I've never set up any golf course that would favor anybody. I try to make it exactly the opposite, which is what we did at Valhalla when we modernized it to accommodate the lengths players are hitting it today.

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    I've taken up golf in the past five or six years, and most of the time there aren't too many people out there that can drive a ball further than I can.

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    I've played golf with three U.S presidents.

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    I've played such good golf, and it was hard coming up and it wasn't easy in any matches or any shots. It means a lot. I think hopefully it will mean a lot to New Zealand because I'm the next winner of the U.S. Amateur after Danny Lee.

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    I've seen lifelong friends drift apart over golf just because one could play better, but the other counted better.

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    I've said many times before that Pebble Beach is a wonderful thinking-man's golf course. That is why it is such a great U.S. Open venue.

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    I've stayed buddies with my old buddy Jackie Slater. I talk to Jackie Slater. I play golf with Marcus Allen a lot. I play golf with Marshall Faulk a lot. My buddy Craig Young, he lives up in New Mexico. I still talk to a lot of the guys.

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    I've spent more time playing golf than anything else the last 18 years. Just wanted to be an 80s-shooter. Got there, too.

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    I've wanted to design golf courses ever since I was a kid. I suppose it comes from the way I've played the game. To find the proper way to play any hole, I've always begun by asking myself what the architect has tried to do with it.

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    I want to be best golfer in the world. But I feel like golf is not everything in my life, but I want to keep doing it, keep working hard, do the best I can on the tour and give back to the tour.

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    I want to keep playing good golf.

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    I want to be what I've always wanted to be: dominant.

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    I want to build a course my mum can enjoy.

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    I want to play golf, practice and not do much else. I don't drink, I don't smoke and I hate going places where you have to yell at someone who is about a foot away from you.

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    I was a little stunned that we didn't get a coloring book with this menu.

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    I was a hotshot as a junior. When I was 18, I really got into fiddling around. I completely lost interest in golf, and I guess all I could think about was going to college, getting married and having babies.

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    I was a pitcher, and my dad played in college. The hardest day of my life was telling him I was going to quit to focus more on golf. But with golf, I felt like the game can't be perfected, and that motivated me.

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    I was detained a couple of times but that was for not handing in homework because I was playing golf or not present because I was playing golf. There was a theme evolving.

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    I was asked by a golfer how to lower his scores. I replied start playing 9 holes instead of 18. I worked for me, it cut my scores in half.

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    I was from North Carolina, so as a youngster all of my mind games about golf were always, If I make this I win The Masters, if I hole this par putt I win The Masters. So it was a great thrill to play there.