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    I believe that my creative mind is my greatest weapon.

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    I bought my first electric car in 1970. Its top speed was 15 mph and it had just a 15 mile range - it was essentially a golf cart with a windshield wiper and a horn.

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    I bleed all the time. I play golf and stuff, so there's always something, nicks and stuff, here and there.

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    I call my putter 'Sweet Charity' because it covers such a multitude of sins from tee to green.

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    I can beat any two players in this tournament by myself. If I need any help, I'll let you know.

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    I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's all that golf is - then you are officially fat.

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    I can honestly say in my entire career, I've never gone around a golf course and not mis-hit a shot, but today I never missed a shot. I hit every driver perfect, every iron perfect. I'm in awe of myself.

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    I cannot deny that on a breezy summer's day, Fishers Island is one of the most idyllic places possible for a round of golf.

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    I can only tell you one thing that I do know for sure, I am a dreamer. There are not many people that will recognize or want to recognize the fact that they are dreamers in their own life ... I continue to get up in the morning,enthusiastically, and go pick up a golf club with a thought that I can somewhere find that secret to making the cut. That's just an example, but it applies to other things in life, too, and that's the way I live and the way I think and the way I feel.

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    I can play the game only one way. I must play every shot for all there is in it. I cannot play safe.

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    I can remember running around at the age of 3, wanting to play golf, cricket and football. I was always active, one way or another, driving my parents mad.

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    I can sum it up like this: Thank God for the game of golf.

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    I can't afford to be a member of a golf course.

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    I can't exactly describe it, but as I looked at the putt, the hole looked as big as a wash tub, I suddenly became convinced I couldn't miss. All I tried to do was keep the sensation by not questioning it.

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    I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.

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    I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.

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    I can't just wake up and watch TV and do nothing. I need a day off working out, seeing the wife, play a little golf, see my kids.

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    I can't see anyone coming out, because the players feel it is no one's business. We all stick together. We're a very tight group. It would be too hard for just one person to do, too stressful. And why should it make a difference? The LPGA is about golf.

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    I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We'd be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can't wait.

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    I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Thera-Band for general stretching.

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    I challenge myself everywhere, onstage, on the golf course. Hey, isn't that the point of it all? To keep getting better? Otherwise why do it?

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    I could not wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again.

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    I certainly don't think adrenalin coursing through your veins, is going to help with the fine motor skills of golf.

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    I could go away five or six weeks in a row and never touch a club. I would just look at them and say, 'I just don't want to; it's not that important.' And it wasn't that important. Golf - I don't want to answer loosely - I pay a lot of attention to it, but I don't ever really think about it.

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    I couldn't care less who I'm paired with. There's nobody I've ever played better or worse with, thank goodness. You don't want any factor to be outside your control. What if Arnie's Army had bothered me? What id I'd said, "Oh geez, I'm paired with Palmer," I'd never had beaten him.

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    I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria around it off the golf course.

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    I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.

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    I did 'Formula 51' because I got to run around Liverpool in a kilt, with golf clubs.

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    I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.

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    I did not see the sense in chasing a little white ball around a field.

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    I didn't get playing professional golf until I was 25 years old. And I always said that if I could make it work, I would play as long as I could walk.

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    I didn't realize at the moment exactly what I had done...I only realized the enormity of it when I walked into the press room and got a long standing ovation.It wasn't until I came out of my daze that I began to appreciate my accomplishment.

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    I didn't miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole.

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    I didn't want to change the name on the towels.

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    I do a lot of running, and I do it every day. I run on a track, I run hills and I work the stair-stepper extremely hard. I do some type of cardio every day. In addition, I have a passion for golf, and that helps me stay fit, too.

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    I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me.

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    I'd like to design something like a city or a museum. I want to do something hands on rather than just play golf which is the sport of the religious right.

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    I'd love to do a golf movie. I turned down Don Johnson's role in 'Tin Cup.' I regret that.

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    I don't believe in taking much of a divot, especially with the longer irons. You want to barely comb the grass through impact. It's the only way to catch the ball on the second groove up from the bottom of the clubface. That's where you want to make contact: on the second groove.

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    I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf.

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    I do not look back at what might have been. If I did that, playing golf would drive me crazy.

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    I don't believe there is anything like a natural golf swing. A golf swing is an unnatural thing, and it has to be developed.

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    I do not trust doctors. They are like golfers. Every one has a different answer to your problems.

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    I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.

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    I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.

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    I don't have anything good to say. World Golf Championships, I mean that suggests they're going to be played everywhere, and they tend to not be played in very many places.

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    I don't go out and get arrested anymore. The most extravagant thing I do these days is play golf. I'm like an old man.

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    I don't have a life, I really don't. I'm as close to a nun as you can be without the little hat. I'm a golf nun.

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    I don't have a lot of hobbies. I don't play golf. I don't have any children. Things that occupy people's time. I just try to take jobs.

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    I don’t like going to the mall. I'm not really like the other girls. I just like to go out on the golf course and play. Golf is fun and feels really good.