Best 1733 quotes in «golf quotes» category

Hurry up Gene, I got a date tonight.

I admire the way golfers handle themselves. But tennis players are a lot younger, as a rule. There aren't many teenagers on the golf tour.

I also play a little bit of Tiger Woods once in awhile. Get on the golf course there, and pretend that I'm beating him.

I always knew I wanted to play golf and go to college. I try hard to be a positive role model, especially on the golf course. I try to carry myself well, and don't do anything outrageous. I try to play the game like a gentleman and give everyone respect. That's how the game should be played.

I always putted without a glove but I have no idea why - I saw others doing it and copied them.

I always said that if they have a golf course like this in heaven, I want to be the head pro.

I always said you have to be really smart or really dumb to play this game well. I just don't know where I fit in.

I always think under par. You have to believe in yourself.

I always thought of myself as some sort of athlete until I started playing golf a couple years ago.

I always think before an important shot: What is the worst that can happen on this shot? I can whiff it, shank it, or hit it out-of-bounds. But even if one of those bad things happens, I've got a little money in the bank, my wife still loves me, and my dog won't bite me when I come home.

I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I'd played golf I would have been skint.

I always worry when someone's a good golfer. It's like you shouldn't have time to be good at anything. You should just be a politician and you shouldn't have time to practice golf.

I am about as relaxed a guy as it gets. I like sitting on my couch, watching shows, sitting by the fire pit. I like to play golf, but I don't have a chance to play it often. Playstation. Xbox, but I'm about as boring a guy as you'll ever meet. I could sit on this couch from the time the day starts to the time the day ends.

I am absolutely delighted to have come second. Who cares about winning when you can be second? I love being runner-up.

I am against making golf courses obsolete, going to the national Open and playing half the holes with a one-iron.

I am a guy who likes to do what I am doing with passion, whether it's a soccer match with friends or golf.

I am always working out, whether I am on vacation or at home. When in La Jolla, I like to surf, play tennis, and golf - but surfing is definitely my favorite.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

I am a proud product of Irish golf and the Golfing Union of Ireland and am hugely honoured to have come from very rich Irish sporting roots I am also a proud Ulsterman who grew up in Northern Ireland. That is my background and always will be.

I am decidedly unfriendly during a golf game, from the first hole to the last.

I am relying on the theory that playing golf is just like riding a bike and that I haven't forgotten how.

I am tired of all these golfers who are happy with second place. The only one who will like you if you come in second place is your wife and your dog. And that is only if you have a good wife and a good dog.

I am the toughest golfer mentally.

I am so pleased with my golf course. I am to say that it's the best I've ever seen it - without equivocation.

I am very proud of the fact I do not cheat when I'm playing golf.

I am very lucky because when I come back home, I have a completely normal life. I can relax, playing golf, fishing - doing what I want. I know when I finish a tournament, I am going to relax at home.

I asked my priest if it was a sin to play golf on Sunday. And he said, "It's a sin for you to play anytime.

I am very pleased with my synthetic golf green from Southwest Greens. It reacts like a championship golf green, so I can practice my short game whenever I'm at home. I couldn't believe that a synthetic green could be this perfect.

I assume my stance, and take back the club, low, slowly; at the top, my eyes fog over, and my joints dip and swirl like barn swallows, I swing. There is a fruitless commotion of dust and rubber at my feet. "Smothered it," I say promptly. After enough lessons the terminology becomes second nature.

I am what I am. I love golf, I love my life, I love my family and friends.

I believe that my creative mind is my greatest weapon.

I believe in destiny...what's going to be is going to be. If I'm going to win, I'm going to win...I don't give a damn what the other guy shoots. I'm going to win if it's my turn.

I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.

I bleed all the time. I play golf and stuff, so there's always something, nicks and stuff, here and there.

I bought my first electric car in 1970. Its top speed was 15 mph and it had just a 15 mile range - it was essentially a golf cart with a windshield wiper and a horn.

I can beat any two players in this tournament by myself. If I need any help, I'll let you know.

I call my putter 'Sweet Charity' because it covers such a multitude of sins from tee to green.

I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's all that golf is - then you are officially fat.

I can sum it up like this: Thank God for the game of golf.

I can honestly say in my entire career, I've never gone around a golf course and not mis-hit a shot, but today I never missed a shot. I hit every driver perfect, every iron perfect. I'm in awe of myself.

I can play the game only one way. I must play every shot for all there is in it. I cannot play safe.

I can remember running around at the age of 3, wanting to play golf, cricket and football. I was always active, one way or another, driving my parents mad.

I can't afford to be a member of a golf course.

I can't exactly describe it, but as I looked at the putt, the hole looked as big as a wash tub, I suddenly became convinced I couldn't miss. All I tried to do was keep the sensation by not questioning it.

I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.

I can't just wake up and watch TV and do nothing. I need a day off working out, seeing the wife, play a little golf, see my kids.

I cannot deny that on a breezy summer's day, Fishers Island is one of the most idyllic places possible for a round of golf.

I can only tell you one thing that I do know for sure, I am a dreamer. There are not many people that will recognize or want to recognize the fact that they are dreamers in their own life ... I continue to get up in the morning,enthusiastically, and go pick up a golf club with a thought that I can somewhere find that secret to making the cut. That's just an example, but it applies to other things in life, too, and that's the way I live and the way I think and the way I feel.

I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.

I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We'd be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can't wait.