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    (Howard) Dean is a raving nut bag...a raving, sinister, demagogic nutbag...I and a few other people saw that he should be destroyed.

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    How old do you have to get before wisdom descends like a plastic bag over your head and you learn to keep your big mouth shut? Maybe never. Maybe you get more frivolous with age.

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    How you going to stop me, cupcake? Hit me with your book bag?" "If I have to.

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    Humans will never be hampered as smooth bag. They just dragged and dropped upon his head and empty heart

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    I ain't mad ma, see you on ya bummy swag I'm in that money green Jag, lot of money bags

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    I always have a Sharpie, because usually when someone asks me for an autograph, they don't have a pen. I carry one in my purse, as well as in my tennis bag.

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    I always used to travel without a passport case, and because of it I think I'm four passports in. I bought this small Tumi case to protect my new one, and it works really well, not just for protecting it but also for keeping credit cards and small stuff. I just throw it in my bag when I'm traveling, as opposed to stuffed in my pocket.

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    I am definitely not a light packer. My thought is you never know what the weather will be like or what you will feel like wearing that day, so I always have multiple bags with me - even for a two-day trip.

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    I am attracted to generic or 'industrial' colours; paper bag brown, file cabinet gray, industrial green, that kind of thing.

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    I am a gypsy. I havent' had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go.

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    I can't multiply myself out of a paper bag. But when it comes to roots, I'm your man.

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    I am not man or beast; I am bibliosexual, and a seedy bibliosexual who haunts the streets, laden with carrier bags held by blistered fingers, stooping under the weight of the rucksack that has brought on sciatica and a Dickensian demeanour.

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    I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I eat.

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    I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable.

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    I can tell you one thing: It doesn't matter what the American people think. There's going to be an awful lot more body bags.

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    I don't get enough sleep so I always have undereye bags.

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    I collect lucky pennies that I find on the ground. I keep them in a Ziploc bag.

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    I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off.

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    I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress.

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    I don't go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.

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    I'd get a shell, they weighed about 80 pounds I think, but when I was 19 or 20 that was nothing. I'd take a shell and a bag of powder, I'd put it in the hoist and then I would send it up to the gun.

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    I didn't cry much after I was 35, but staggered stony-faced into middle age, a handkerchief still in my bag just in case.

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    I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.

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    I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

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    I don't like waiting in airports for my bags. Even worse, I don't like waiting in airports when my bags are lost.

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    I don't like to go into subways, because I always see them [ mice]. They are like my naguales [kindred animal spirits]. They follow me. I have literally stepped off of a plane in Phoenix and gotten my bag and stepped out on the curb and they'll be a big desert rat walking right in front of me.

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    I don't put cash in my Louis Vuitton wallet. I have it thrown around my bag - jut a whole bunch of hundreds, maybe $5,000.

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    I don't understand why people whose entire lives or their corporate success depends on communication, and yet they are led on occasion by CEOs who cannot talk their way out of a paper bag and don't care to.

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    I don't use a wallet. My money is just free-flowing in my bag.

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    I drink just as much tea when I'm in Los Angeles as I do when I'm in London. I take my tea bags with me wherever I go.

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    I don't want to look at myself - ever. All I see is that my face is a problem. It's asymmetrical. I get terrible bags under my eyes.

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    I don't want to play out of another man's bag.

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    I do yoga and weights, mainly. I still box. I box once a week, but I don't get punched in the face anymore. I just hit the bags now. I'm done with that competitive side of it.

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    I dumped out the bag and found what had been inside was a bunched-up police uniform, complete with the vest. "Where did you get this?" Boo asked. "It's Callum's," he said. "What's he wearing?" "At the moment, not much of anything. Put it on." I noticed Book perk up a bit at this piece of information.

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    I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain weight. I still look OK as long as I'm dressed.

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    I do shadow boxing and use a heavy bag, but I don't spar with anyone.

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    I'd want to have the power of mind control. If I had that one skill you'd always see at the bank loading up bags full of cash.

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    I eat eight bags of chips in one sitting, and then nothing for a day or two. I learned that my body thought it was starving, so it would hold on to fat.

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    I enjoy the preparatory elements of travel - packing my bags and choosing my outfits - but my favourite part is getting there.

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    I faced the gaudy sunflower on her canvas bag -- it looked hand-painted and at last my eyes fell into hers. I said, 'Thanks for the card.' Her smile put the sunflower to shame. She walked off.

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    If I don't go to the gym and work out, I look like a bag of bones. I go three times a week usually and it's nearly all weights work to help with definition.

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    If I'd learnt one thing from travelling, it was that the way to get things done was to go ahead and do them. Don't talk about going to Borneo. Book a ticket, get a visa, pack a bag, and it just happens.

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    I find that the sensation of myself as an ego inside a bag of skin is really a hallucination.

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    If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones.

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    If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.

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    I had to beat the bags, big time, I had to get out into the den and start screaming and move it through my body.

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    If only shame were a reliable engine for behavior modification. All it does is make me feel bad, which inspires me to bust open a bag of cheese popcorn, which then makes me feel crappy about my weight.

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    If we have any hope of finding ways for seven billion people to live well on planet with finite resources, we have to learn to use our resources efficiently. Plastic bags are neither efficient nor environmentally friendly.

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    If one man offers you democracy and another offers you a bag of grain, at what stage of starvation do you prefer the grain to the vote?

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    If we are in a supermarket when someone drops a bag of groceries on the floor and we don't help that person pick things up, what difference does it make how deeply we know we're a being of God?.

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