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    When we get there, if we don't find any life on Mars, from that point on there will be life on Mars because we'll bring it there, whether it's germs and leftover urine bags, whatever it is.

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    When you are in a creative or appreciative zone, you literally have no access to your inner lizard, to that fear-based, non creative, shrieking little beasty who's so afraid you're going to be a bag lady.

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    When you consider all the writers who never even had a machine. Who would have given an eyeball for a good typewriter. Any typewriter. All the ones who wrote on a matchbook covers. Paper bags. Toilet paper. Who had their writing destroyed by their jailers. Who persisted beyond all odds.

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    When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate.

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    When you go watch "The Lord Of The Rings," you don't just buy a bag of popcorn, and go sit in the movie theater to watch where covetous people in our hearts deceive us, and then walk out the theater. That's the message that may be in that movie.

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    When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love.

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    Who wants a bag of bones?” he said, with absolute sincerity. “I don’t want to hurt myself on the sharp edges of the woman I’m bedding.

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    When you make the schedule, you're not planning on playing deep into every single week, or at least I haven't in the past. I'm not physically or mentally ready to pick up my bags and go to Monte Carlo. I definitely have to look at what's best for my chances at (at the French Open).

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    Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog.

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    Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

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    Why stay with him, he uses you just like a human punching bag?

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    William untucked the covers and stood, making a mental list of everything he'd need for the coming trip. A few blades, serrated and non serrated. A vial of acid. A bone saw. A spiked paddle. A cat-o'-nine-tails. And a bag of Gummy Bears.

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    With camera phones and, you know, iPad's and cameras at stoplights, it's like I just want to drive around with a bag on my head because I just feel like everyone's watching.

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    Without [hatred] Michelle Malkin would just be a big mashed up bag of meat with lipstick on it.

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    Wisdom is like a goatskin bag; every man carries his own.

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    Women do well in their thirties. They put their bags down and say, 'This is who I am - like it or lump it.' There is a more relaxed quality, which I like.

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    Women? Well, they are gods. They will always fascinate me. As for rope, I always have it with me. Even when I forget my film, the rope is always in my bag. Since I can't tie their hearts up, I tie their bodies up instead.

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    Women when they marry buy a cat in the bag.

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    You can't bring a duffel bag that says 'I Heart Cheese' on it, that's just offensive.

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    You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool.

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    You got a bag of pot, there's someone who wants to buy it from you. So in a weird way, marijuana has [become] and is becoming the new currency of the world.

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    You have to develop a style that suits you and pursue it, not just develop a bag of tricks.

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    You keep seeing your picture on posters that you are missing but you're not. That'd be weird, right? Or say you look down at the sidewalk and earthworms are spelling your name. Or you open a peanut bag and the 'hello' is written in your writing on the inside of the shell. Would that weird ya?

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    You know I ain’t got no brand new bag.

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    You'll see a consistent, like the tea, the tea bags you saw there-you'll see a consistent-did you see the cafeteria? I mean the diner?

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    You punch me, I punch back. I do not believe it's good for one's self-respect to be a punching bag.

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    Your confidence is the 15th club in your bag. You'd like it to be a thick headed driver. But it sometimes seems like a pretty weak little stick.

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    Your fuselage shouldn't open more easily than your pretzel bag.

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    Women don't have dicks and they don't want dicks. That amateur psychology crap that women want penises. And they certainly don't want testicles. Because you know no women in her right mind is going to carry around a bag that she can't put stuff in.

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    You know how you finish a bag of chips and you hate yourself? You know you’ve done nothing good for yourself. That’s the same feeling, and you know it is, after some digital binge. You feel wasted and hollow and diminished.

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    You take all the offensive linemen and put them in a burlap bag, and then you take a baseball bat and beat on the bag. You’re sacking them. You’re bagging them. And that’s what you’re doing with a quarterback.

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    You might as well ask why a middle-aged man with no criminal record might put a paper bag over his head and rob a bank. I acted out of personal desperation.

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    All the expensive cars, clothes, shoes, bags, jewelries, and other accessories can never make one very refined and sophisticated. Refinement and sophistication can only come from a very enlightened mind.

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    You rock so, you rock so, you dip so, you dip so, you skank so, you skank so, and don't be no drag! You come so, you come so, for reggae is another bag!

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    ...Human beings, little bags of thinking water held up briefly by fragile accumulations of calcium...

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    Anything which you have in profusion is poison

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    Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are self-sustaining.

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    I’m the book lady. With the bag. I’ve secured Botha The book and the bag.

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    A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.

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    His face looked almost as gray as his suit, and the pouches beneath his eyes looked like little bags for holding all the sadness that his head couldn't hold.

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    A bubble is only called that after it bursts, after the insiders get out, leaving the pension funds and small investors, Canadians and other naïve investors holding the bag.

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    Adrian sifted through the bags and pulled out a slice of coconut cream. "If I were a dragon, this is what I'd go for." I didn't argue, mainly because that statement had no logical argument.

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    A colorful Chanel bag is a way to mix up anything.

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    A bag of bones can slip through small cracks in a crowd effortlessly.

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    A good name is better than bags of gold.

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    A kind word is no substitute for a piece of herring or a bag of oats.

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    A little superstition is a good thing to keep in one's bag of precautions.

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    All the birds love Touche Eclat. It's a (concealer) pen that gets rid of eye bags. But I'm quite happy otherwise. I train a lot.

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    A human being is primarily a bag for putting food into.