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    Apparently, a cleaner at Tate Britain... threw out a bag of rubbish, accidentally we are told, that was part of an exhibition supposedly emphasizing 'the finite existence of art'... The cleaner evidently had no time to question the relationship of his or her being to the rubbish bag, and reached the right conclusion.

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    As for environmentalism, I'm only an environmentalist by accident. I live in New York, so I bike, and the closest grocery store to me sells organic produce. I also shop with a book bag because I ride a bike, and it's hard to carry the paper or plastic bags.

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    As I handed her the bag, the old scars on my wrist throbbed with buried memories.

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    April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.

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    A Southern accent is not a club in my bag.

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    A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.

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    At 3, I played an innocent game of doctor, minus the stethoscope and medicine bag.

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    As she brought prospective buyers through, the realtor said it was an oil stain, but it was me, seeping out of the bag.

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    A writer is like a bag lady going through life with a sack and a pointed stick collecting stuff.

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    A woman can carry a bag, but it is the shoe that carries the woman.

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    A snake bite emergency kit is a body bag.

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    Because I have some amazing shoes and bags and stories that need to be appreciated.

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    Being an unpublished novelist has about as much social acceptability as being a shopping bag lady.

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    Being in Birmingham, I thought I was going to be a gangster or a bag-runner or a thief. I heard music and I was determined to get out of there.

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    Bring a raincoat, definitely ... or at Least a little umbrella that can fit in your bag, because it always does rain.

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    But I'm stubborn as those garbage bags that time cannot decay, I'm junk but I'm still holding up this little wild bouquet: Democracy is coming to the U.S.A.

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    Boys are like purses. You're always gonna have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and you know you'll always kind of like. That's your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don't want to be seen with

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    Catching flies is better training than hitting the speed bag

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    Clean, tasty, real foods do not come processed in boxes or bags; they come from the earth, the sea, the field, or the farm.

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    Brian seemed to be in a state of confusion. I thought of packing my bags and going home. The squad seemed to me to be rudderless.

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    Coffee it is best to buy by the bag, as it improves by keeping. Let it hang in the bag, in a dry place, and it loses its rank smell and taste.

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    Compared to Imelda Marcos, Marie Antoinette was a bag lady.

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    Couture is more your own world, they come and buy head-to-toe ­ - they buy the jewelry, bags, coats, dresses, bodies underneath.... But couture is not dead ­ - it's taken another shape.

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    Couture was only for rich people. Givenchy was for rich people. A bag cost 5,000 euro; a coat cost 10,000 euro. In the beginning, I couldn't react. I was just working like a machine, because I wanted to make the house happy.

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    CSNY is a little like putting seven pounds of stuff in a three pound bag.

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    Damn these human beings; if I had invented them I would go hide my head in a bag.

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    Cut down on your use of plastic shopping bags because many end up in the ocean.

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    Buy a nickel bag, smoke a little lye, get high tonight, get high tonight.

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    Doing crime films...maybe it's to some extent a matter of taste. Certainly my first novel had a criminal element and was about the similarity of criminals and artists. Pretextually, it was sort of a money bag thriller. But it was aggressively not what it seemed to be. It was kind of Duchamps.

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    Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD

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    Doorbells are like a magic game, Or the grab-bag at a fair -- You never know when you hear one ring Who may be waiting there.

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    Do you have a sleeping bag?” I stared at him. “No. I lost it in the great salt-dip of ’06.

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    Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting throught the wind, wanting to start again. Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin, like a house of cards, one blow from caving in.

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    Do you want to live happily? Travel with two bags, one for giving, the other for receiving.

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    Dude, got eyes? I'm collecting evidence." [...] "In Ziploc bags." "I think they're Glad." "They look impartial to me.

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    Did you say something Macey?' I asked, but she cut me a look that could kill. She reached into her bag, ripped off a sliver of Evapopaper, and scribbled: 'Can we study tonight? (Tell anyone, and I'll kill you in you sleep!)

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    Elvis Costello had a brand new bag. He was a musician, but he knew all about the attitude part of it.

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    'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

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    Doctors don’t seem to realize that most of us are perfectly content not having to visualize ourselves as animated bags of skin filled with obscene glop.

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    Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.

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    Evening bags should be just big enough for my phone, lipstick, house key, and credit card.

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    Everybody's talking about the President, we all chipped in for a bag of cement.

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    Every man carries two bags about him, one in front and one behind, and both are full of faults. The bag in front contains his neighbors' faults, the one behind his own. Hence it is that men do not see their own faults, but never fail to see those of others.

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    Every man has a bag hanging before him, in which he puts his neighbour's faults, and another behind him in which he stows his own.

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    Everything good in there, T? Niko quipped. You need backup or anything? Bag of marshmallows to roast over that little campfire you just started?

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    Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous.

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    Father' is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand.

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    For six years, I kept my five Olympic medals wrapped in a plastic bread bag beneath my bed.

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    Everton are literally a bag of Revells.

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    God has matured. He is not the impulsive, bowelless being of the Testaments - the vehement glorymonger, with His bag of cheap carny tricks and his booming voice - the fiery huckster with his burning bushes and his wonder wands. Nowadays God knows what He wants and He knows who He wants.