Best 452 quotes in «please quotes» category

I am dying. Please ... bring me a toothpick.

I am just stupefied here. The left has officially stamped it now: Oil is a villain. Now, please ask yourselves: When did this start?

I am not afraid of the pen, or the scaffold, or the sword. I will tell the truth wherever I please.

I am unwilling to be wholly good—and please don't regard me as wholly evil!

I am very anxious to please the public, particularly as it lives and lets live.

I believe that man to be wretched whom none can please.

I cannot contain this. Please, can we all have something sexual together? You're both beautiful, even just a hug.'

I can't please everyone. That's not in my J.D., you know, not in my job description.

I can't please everybody and I don't try to. If I can please myself that's enough. For the rest, I just hope for the best.

I'd like a hamburger and a coke, please.' 'Sir, we don't serve negroes here.' 'Ma'am, I don't eat negroes. I'd like a hamburger and a coke.

I drifted into photography like one drifts into prostitution. First I did it to please myself, then I did it to please my friends, and eventually I did it for the money.

I don't try to please when I play. I try to cure.

I don't think you can ever please all audiences.

If his Majesty is resolved to have my head, he may make a whistle of my arse if he pleases.

I enjoy books as misers enjoy treasures, because I know I can enjoy them whenever I please.

If it does not glorify Christ, let it not console or please you.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.

If the world was made for us, then it BELONGS to us and we can do what we damn well please with it.

If Thou canst do something with us and through us, then please, God, do something without us! Bypass us and take up a people who now know Thee not!

If we displease God, does it matter whom we please? If we please Him, does it matter whom we displease?

If words are to change their meanings, as assuredly they are, let each user of language make such changes as please himself, put up his own suggestions, and let the best win.

If you can surf your life rather than plant your feet, you will be happier.

If you are to stay in the good graces of the powerful, you had best, however unobtrusively, please the servants of the powerful.

If you like it, let it be, and if you don't please do the same.

If you care, do something. If you don't care, please stay out of the way of those who do.

If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.

If you please man and never please God, you have nothing; if you please God and man forsakes you, you have everything.

If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

If you pitch your movie to someone and they say, "Oh, please, don't make that. No one would see it." Do it! Because that means you may have something that's not the norm.

If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat.

If you think I'm afraid of the steel cage...YOU'RE RIGHT! Please God, don't make me go into the cage!

If you study the Talmud you please God even more than you do by praying or fasting.

If you want to know how to please a woman, just talk to a neuroscience major from Columbia.

If you want to defend torture, well then go ahead. But please spare me any sermons about the law ever again.

If you will relax and allow Law of Attraction to do the organization, the managing, then you can spend your time doing the things that please you.

I have no interest in being wrong, so if I am, please correct me. I don't want to be wrong. There's nothing in it for you or for me to be wrong.

I have always said, in my own rise in the leadership, please don't ever ask anybody to vote for me because I'm a woman.

I had hoped you would protest, but please don't argue.

I have grounded my preaching upon the literal word; he that pleases may follow me; he that will not may stay.

I hope you feel better today. Please ring me at work if you are dead.

I highly recommend getting older! There's less tendency to people-please.

I'm afraid that's inappropriate behavior for the schoolyard," Xavier teased. "I know my charm is hard to resist, but please tray and control yourself.

I just wanted to live. I never wanted to hurt anyone. Please understand.

I'll have that one, please.

I'm after a snake and please God I'll scotch it.

I need something to compare this to. Could I please have a microsecond?

I'm not going to change my ways just to please you, or appease you.

I'm ready for another adventure now, take me far away please! Ok one more... But then you have to read to me!

I'm sorry, could you please tell me what the definition of the word "is" is?