Best 411 quotes in «ass quotes» category

I seen her on the ave, spotted her more than once. Ass so fat that you could see it from the front.

I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over there and grab those signs and smash them over their heads and shove them up their asses. But...I'm a loving, spiritual person.

I started running ultras to become a better person. I thought if you could run 100 miles you'd be in this Zen state. You'd be the Buddha, bringing peace and a smile to the world. It didn't work in my case. I'm the same old punk-ass as before, but there's always hope.

Is there anything so grave and serious as an ass?

Is your head up your ass so far that you can't pull it out?

It is idle to play the lyre for an ass.

I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass, ... It's the first time I got dumped in my life.

It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you.

It is in that moment, when you really lay down your cards and see the relationship for what it was, that you'll find the freedom to kick it in the ass and let it go.

It is not the lefty ass-kissers you have to agitate, but the objective left-wing...

It's a pain in the ass, show business. And the only time that I really enjoy it is when I'm in front of an audience and they're reacting to me.

It's difficult to put your own bare ass out on the limb every time you sit down to write a poem. But that's really sort of the ideal. Because if we don't discover something about ourselves and our world in the making of a poem, chances are it's not going to be a very good poem. So what I'm saying is that a lot of our best poets could be better poets if they wrote less and risked more in what they do.

It's about getting off your ass and maximizing all the opportunities that life has to offer.

It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.

It's possible that I shall make an ass of myself. But in that case one can always get out of it with a little dialectic. I have, of course, so worded my proposition as to be right either way.

It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.

I've done tangos with men who thought my ass was a squeaky toy.

I want to dance, I want her ass. Why is she ignoring me?

It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport security.

I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.

Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe my ass.

Just relax and breathe through your ass.

Kemo Sabe, kiss my ass.

Kiss is the number-one American band in gold-record sales. In the world, only the Beatles and the Stones are ahead of us. Every other band should be wiping my ass. The line forms over there to the left.

It was the kind of experience, Molly said, that would grow calluses on an angel's ass.

I would kick this bad world's ass if I could just get on my feet

I would sooner die of a taipan bite then tell my dad that I got bitten by a taipan. Because my nose would bleed from his kicking my ass.

Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.

Joan of Arc should be played as a "pain in the ass" and how do I know she was a "pain in the ass"? ... because they burn her at the end.

Just because we are wearing lipstick doesn't mean we can't kick your ass!

Just because I'm not coordinated doesn't mean I can't kick your ass.

Life is hard to bear: but do not affect to be so delicate! We are all of us fine sumpter asses and assesses.

Looks like the good Lord got your ass and face mixed up.

Leave the ass burdened with laws behind in the valley. But your conscience, let it ascend with Isaac into the mountain.

making a noise in this world making a noise in this world you can bet your ass, I won't go quietly making a noise in this world.

Louis CK went from a writer/comedian to winning Emmys for his own show because he works his ass off.

M is for Marx And clashing of classes And movement of masses And massing of asses.

Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time things would turn out differently. Yes they would. This time he would get his ass kicked by a woman.

Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless.

Most chick-singers say "If you hurt me, I'll die"... I say, if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.

LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!!!

Meditation... dissolves the mind. It erases itself. Throws the ego out on its big brittle ass.

Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Murder shoots, I give your ass good seats

My acting wasn't the best. But damn, my ass looked tight.

Most of the actors that I've had the pleasure to work with are very easy to get along with. And whether they're getting paid or not getting paid doesn't necessarily make a difference. Most people are easy to work with and easy to get along with, but we mostly hear about the assholes who are really a pain in the ass, and we've all had our share of working with them.

My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back.

My ass is big because a lot of people have to kiss it.

My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.

My back is too long or something because my ass is constantly hanging out.