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    There isn’t anything good to say about Kick-Ass 2, the even more witless, mirthless follow-up to Kick-Ass.

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    There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

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    There's gonna be haters, but don't let them affect you, don't let them take away a part of you.

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    There's an upside to the digital thing from my point of view because I find that I have access to all this wacky, weird-ass dance-music stuff that I just can't go into a shop and buy on vinyl.

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    There's one thing you're [John Cena] better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was.

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    There is often times when I'm in a bar or after a show, and a woman just grabs my head and shoves it into her cleavage, or grabs my ass, or something like that which - don't get me wrong. I'm not complaining, but it's just interesting. It's just interesting that that occurs.

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    There's a tremendous bias against taking risks. Everyone is trying to optimize their ass-covering.

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    There will always be haters out there, but my haters motivate me to push harder and kick more ass.

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    The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass!

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    There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.

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    The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here!

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    There's this cornucopia of potential, and it can't be realized until someone works their ass off for it. Even on a Nickelodeon sitcom.

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    The simple fact is this: when you goto Alaska, you get your ass kicked.

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    The secret to writing a screenplay is keeping your ass in the chair.

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    The world is so ass-backwards it almost makes you wish you were dyslexic.

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    The thirst for knowledge is like a piece of ass you know you shouldn't chase; in the end, you chase it just the same.

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    They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind.

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    The Senate decided they will be smoke-free. They ordained that all public areas in the Senate are now smoke-free. However, the senators themselves will still be allowed to blow smoke up each other's asses.

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    The Wright Amendment is a pain in the ass, but not every pain in the ass is a constitutional infringement.

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    They call me Seymour Butts, cause I get more ass than most.

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    To be engrossed by something outside ourselves is a powerful antidote for the rational mind, the mind that so frequently has its head up its own ass.

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    Those back-to-back experiences confirmed what I already knew: That I was a shitty-ass employee and I'd better start my own business.

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    Underneath the forms of fiction and poetry, you can bet your ass the ground comes from someone's actual life experience.

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    To be a feminist is to be alive.

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    VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.

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    This dance isn't just about shaking your waist and your ass.

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    To some its Hump Day. To us, it's Wednesday's getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asked Friday to switch places.

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    We intentionally didn't want to release anything when we were very young, I suppose, because we had a lot of foresight. Stuff can come back to bite you in the ass. Know what I mean?

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    We were the only band in history that was directed by an ass.

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    What convinces is not necessarily true-it is merely convincing: a note for asses.

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    Weightless is a great equalizer.

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    We don't know our ass from a hole in the ground.

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    What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.

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    What do you say when someone takes on a really bad ass, murdering sucker for you? There just aren't words for that.

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    When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!

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    What's so wonderful about business is that every time I start thinking I'm special, I get knocked on my ass.

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    When finding the right angle for a shot...'Move your ass.'

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    When making your ass, always draw the shape of Africa. Or as Latrice would say, the homeland.

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    "What was that technique you were using on those bastards?" "An ancient form called kicking ass.

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    Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass.

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    When somebody is determined to whup your ass, without regard to any concern for what is fair, you must recognize that the only alternative is to whup his ass by whatever means or methods are available.

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    When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way.

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    Why should I resent it when an ass kicks me?

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    Who knows himself a braggart, Let him fear this; for it will come to pass That every braggart will be found an ass.

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    Why you got your ass on your shoulders?

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    Women have been kicking ass for centuries.

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    Without numerical fluency, in the part of life most of us inhibit, you are like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

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    writing = ass + chair

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    Yes... a bulletproof vest.

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    Yo Premier, why these rappers so soft? They corny ass raps be makin me doze off.