Best 411 quotes in «ass quotes» category

After watching mulattas shake it, I can totally understand why Brazil is devoted to my favorite body part, the ass.

A good lead-off hitter is a pain in the ass to pitchers.

A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass.

A lion may die of an ass's kick.

All I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante.

All my compatriots are asses compared to me.

All of us are subjected to somebody else's power at some point. So once in a while you kiss ass. So what? Either you make your peace with that early, or you end up living your life as a crank and a misfit.

All women are NATURALLY, bad ass!

A person whodoes not regard music as a marvelous creation of God, must be a clodhopper indeed and does not deserve to be called a human being; he should be permitted to hear nothing but the braying of asses and the grunting of hogs.

An ass is beautiful to an ass, and a pig is beautiful to a pig.

And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?

A pat on the back is six inches away from a kick up the ass.

A lot of social media saved my ass, so I'm totally for it.

A man searching for enlightenment is like a man sitting on an Ass in search of an Ass

A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles.

A man sufficiently gifted with humor is in small danger of succumbing to flattering delusions about himself, because he cannot help perceiving what a pompous ass he would become if he did.

Anyone can see that an ass laden with books remains a donkey. A human being laden with the undigested results of a tussle with thoughts and books, however, still passes for wise.

Apuleius married a rich widow, then wrote _The Golden Ass_.

Art is a finger up the bourgeoisie ass.

A stubborn ass needs a stubborn driver

As an artist, that's our job - to be with you in times of celebration and when the world is kicking your ass.

As far as guitar goes, it's weird to have such a challenging activity in my life for so long - I love it. It kicks my ass every day.

As I grow older, I put all life's bulls**t aside. I think the process of the laying off of the bulls**t starts around 40. Before that, most men have their heads stuck in their ass. After 40, you see things differently. You've found yourself. You're accepting yourself and what you got from life.

Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you

A synopsis of every story we do: someone gets over their own stupid ass.

At a certain age, you have to choose between your face and your ass.

As for my own truncated secondary education, my head was in the clouds as my mom would say, or if you asked my father, up my ass.

ASS, n. A public singer with a good voice but no ear.

Bad as I wanna be. She aint bad, she a sad little wannabe.

A vile beastly rottenheaded foolbegotten brazenthroated pernicous piggish screaming, tearing, roaring, perplexing, splitmecrackle crashmecriggle insane ass of a woman is practising howling below-stairs with a brute of a singingmaster so horribly, that my head is nearly off.

Burn the Louvre, and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names.

Being on "SNL" was a goal that I had when I was younger. When I got fired, I just felt really mad and I felt really grossed out by the system and grossed out by myself and it just sort of knocked me on my ass.

Be loud, be pretty and keep their black-hatin' asses in their chairs

Boys don't make passes at female smart asses.

Basically, that's why I wrote: to save my ass, to save my ass from the madhouse, from the streets, from myself.

Bend over to the front touch toes Back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)

Be proud of who you are.

Bite your teeth into the ass of life.

Coach Bryant, before you start hugging me, you ought to know that my boys are fixing to get after y'all's ass.

Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ.

But my thoughts ran a wool-gathering; and I did like the countryman, who looked for his ass while he was mounted on his back.

By outward show let's not be cheated; An ass should like an ass be treated.

Can an ass be tragic?--To perish under a burden that one can neither bear nor cast off? The case of the philosopher.

Change doesn't begin when we get knocked on our ass. It begins the moment we decide to get back up on our own feet

Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.

Creative work, summarized: In the time you set aside each day to work your ass off, ignore anything that makes you consider stopping.

Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!

Cyclists are a pain in the ass.

Develop a built-in bullshit detector.

Donald Trump is attacking President Obama's background. And I said, 'Wait a minute, Trump also is from a mixed background. He's half jack and half ass.'