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You said that you are smart, didn't you? 2112@1%, 2%1%2! 1(81%1@4 25 71@14 2)812) 2)85 6911(2) 1@52@51@ 2#11( 1(1% 511(2% So try to solve this, if you solve it... You are one smart ass!

A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. As a journalist you are expected to know the difference.

Accumulating injuries are the price we pay for the thrill of not having sat around on our asses.

Achieving meaningful goals requires that you commit your entire ass, not just one cheek.

A fire lit under my ass? Yeah, that's true. No time to waste.

After all we'd been through, we still couldn't take our heads from out of our asses or our hands from around each other's throats.

Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars

A good lead-off hitter is a pain in the ass to pitchers.

After watching mulattas shake it, I can totally understand why Brazil is devoted to my favorite body part, the ass.

All I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante.

A lion may die of an ass's kick.

A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass.

All my compatriots are asses compared to me.

All of us are subjected to somebody else's power at some point. So once in a while you kiss ass. So what? Either you make your peace with that early, or you end up living your life as a crank and a misfit.

And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?

All women are NATURALLY, bad ass!

A man searching for enlightenment is like a man sitting on an Ass in search of an Ass

An ass is beautiful to an ass, and a pig is beautiful to a pig.

A lot of social media saved my ass, so I'm totally for it.

A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles.

Anyone can see that an ass laden with books remains a donkey. A human being laden with the undigested results of a tussle with thoughts and books, however, still passes for wise.

Art is a finger up the bourgeoisie ass.

A pat on the back is six inches away from a kick up the ass.

A person whodoes not regard music as a marvelous creation of God, must be a clodhopper indeed and does not deserve to be called a human being; he should be permitted to hear nothing but the braying of asses and the grunting of hogs.

Apuleius married a rich widow, then wrote _The Golden Ass_.

As an artist, that's our job - to be with you in times of celebration and when the world is kicking your ass.

As far as guitar goes, it's weird to have such a challenging activity in my life for so long - I love it. It kicks my ass every day.

As I grow older, I put all life's bulls**t aside. I think the process of the laying off of the bulls**t starts around 40. Before that, most men have their heads stuck in their ass. After 40, you see things differently. You've found yourself. You're accepting yourself and what you got from life.

Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you

ASS, n. A public singer with a good voice but no ear.

A stubborn ass needs a stubborn driver

A synopsis of every story we do: someone gets over their own stupid ass.

At a certain age, you have to choose between your face and your ass.

A vile beastly rottenheaded foolbegotten brazenthroated pernicous piggish screaming, tearing, roaring, perplexing, splitmecrackle crashmecriggle insane ass of a woman is practising howling below-stairs with a brute of a singingmaster so horribly, that my head is nearly off.

A man sufficiently gifted with humor is in small danger of succumbing to flattering delusions about himself, because he cannot help perceiving what a pompous ass he would become if he did.

Bad as I wanna be. She aint bad, she a sad little wannabe.

Basically, that's why I wrote: to save my ass, to save my ass from the madhouse, from the streets, from myself.

Being on "SNL" was a goal that I had when I was younger. When I got fired, I just felt really mad and I felt really grossed out by the system and grossed out by myself and it just sort of knocked me on my ass.

Be loud, be pretty and keep their black-hatin' asses in their chairs

Bend over to the front touch toes Back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)

Burn the Louvre, and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names.

As for my own truncated secondary education, my head was in the clouds as my mom would say, or if you asked my father, up my ass.

Bite your teeth into the ass of life.

But my thoughts ran a wool-gathering; and I did like the countryman, who looked for his ass while he was mounted on his back.

Boys don't make passes at female smart asses.

Creative work, summarized: In the time you set aside each day to work your ass off, ignore anything that makes you consider stopping.

Cyclists are a pain in the ass.

Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!

Be proud of who you are.

By outward show let's not be cheated; An ass should like an ass be treated.