Best 411 quotes in «ass quotes» category

Underneath the forms of fiction and poetry, you can bet your ass the ground comes from someone's actual life experience.

VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.

Weightless is a great equalizer.

We don't know our ass from a hole in the ground.

We intentionally didn't want to release anything when we were very young, I suppose, because we had a lot of foresight. Stuff can come back to bite you in the ass. Know what I mean?

We were the only band in history that was directed by an ass.

What convinces is not necessarily true-it is merely convincing: a note for asses.

When somebody is determined to whup your ass, without regard to any concern for what is fair, you must recognize that the only alternative is to whup his ass by whatever means or methods are available.

What do you say when someone takes on a really bad ass, murdering sucker for you? There just aren't words for that.

What's so wonderful about business is that every time I start thinking I'm special, I get knocked on my ass.

When finding the right angle for a shot...'Move your ass.'

What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.

"What was that technique you were using on those bastards?" "An ancient form called kicking ass.

When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!

When making your ass, always draw the shape of Africa. Or as Latrice would say, the homeland.

Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass.

When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way.

Who knows himself a braggart, Let him fear this; for it will come to pass That every braggart will be found an ass.

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?

Why should I resent it when an ass kicks me?

Without numerical fluency, in the part of life most of us inhibit, you are like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

Why you got your ass on your shoulders?

Women have been kicking ass for centuries.

Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.

You can stay and die or you can walk your ugly ass back through that gate. It's your call, pal.

writing = ass + chair

Yo Premier, why these rappers so soft? They corny ass raps be makin me doze off.

You beef wit me, I'm-a even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally.

Yes... a bulletproof vest.

You can't help noticing an amazing ass. Pretty naked ladies will always get my attention. Revealingly dressed good-looking women will always get my attention, at least for a moment.

You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!

You could smell my ass from mars.

You can't spell bass without ass

You can't tell somebody to kiss your ass on a scooter!

You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?

You move on. It's work. Yeah, I'm privileged and paid handsomely and it's not exactly being in a coal mine, but you still work your ass off and you work as hard as you possibly can and you hope that people connect to it and enjoy it.

You don't need a bus pass, for me to bust yo ass, nigga.

You dull ass will not mend his pace with beating.

You gonna do somethin'? or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?

You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There is no alarm clock on that one, you are up, you are shaking, you are in a karate stance.....the day has begun.

You're beautifully and wonderfully made.

You punch like you take it up the ass.

You're born absolutely free except for laws of nature, if you drink you get drunk, that's a law, if you get old you die, that's a law too; if you sit on a tack you will bleed from the ass, these are the only laws that you're born with.

You really have to humble yourself and take your ass whippings to understand that you can learn something from somebody

You're kind of a smart ass when you're not flat on your face.

You think that you can hide; you think you can lay low? I'll roll up on your ass like Hawaii 5-0!

You're suppose to sit on your ass and nod at stupid things.

Amphora,” he murmured against the wide, sweet curve of her lips. His hands slid over the wide, sweet curve of her hips, cupping smoothness cool and solid, timeless and graceful as the swell of ancient pottery, promising abundance. “Like a Grecian vase. God, you’ve got the most beautiful arse!” “Jug-butt, huh?

You've got to remain humble because you never know when somebody will hand you your ass.

You were an ass long before I made one outta ya!