Best 411 quotes in «ass quotes» category

If I were 50 years younger, I would kick your ass

If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time.

If only all our conflicts could be resolved with a few grunts and a smack in the ass.

If something's bugging my ass on any particular day, I'm probably going to say something about it, but I'm not going to go on a tirade.

If the law supposes that,' said Mr Bumble...' the law is an ass - an idiot.

If you don't have a flag sticking out of your ass, you must be a communist.

If you’re afraid to defend your convictions because you might get your ass kicked for it, you’re not really fit to advocate for them.

If you really want to make a change, just get up off your ass and do it.

If you're going to do something, strive to do it better than anyone else. Do it all the way. If you're going to half-ass it, why bother?

If we do a sequel, I want to beat somebody's ass!

If you buy something because it's undervalued, then you have to think about selling it when it approaches your calculation of its intrinsic value. That's hard. But if you buy a few great companies, then you can sit on your ass. That's a good thing.

If you fall on concrete, that's yo ass fault

If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you.

If you're getting paid more than me, I'm definitely more excited about this ass whoopin I'm gonna put down on you.

If you're not in the arena also getting your ass kicked, I'm not interested in your feedback.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

I had $60,000 for my first movie. I was 33 before I made any money off of movies. I worked my ass off for free. To get that I'm "enemy number one" among young kids is a little absurd.

I had no administrative function at the New Yorker. I am what we used to call in construction back in Kansas City where I grew up "a dog-ass subcontractor.

I had rather ride on an ass that carries me than a horse that throws me.

I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking, which is, if you ask for it, then I have to let you have it.

I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.

If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses.

I hope you're all Republicans.

I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.

I just look at a bagel and my ass gets bigger!

I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to go wipe my ass right now.'

I learnt very early in life that whenever there is a choice between peace of mind and piece of ass, go for the former.

I like to stay at home and sit on my ass.

I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass.

I make an ass clap like tap shoes.

I'm an ass-kicking fat kid.

I'm definitely a nerd. I'm a cool-ass nerd, but I am definitely a nerd.

If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass.

I lay in bed and watched moments break into phenomenal particles of panic and could actually see the divine crack of God’s ass as he completely turned his back on me.

I listen to a lot of different kind of music. A lot of weird-ass music, like weird-ass, old Portishead.

I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

I love the French language... it's a delightful language, especially to curse with. It's like whopping your ass with silk.

I'm ambidextrous, I slap ass with both hands.

I'm a perfectionist. It's a big pain in the ass and it takes a lot of my time, but it really is going well and I have to do my own things.

I'm a woman in a man's job and I don't have the luxury of being an ass.

I mean, even in these snow pants,check out my ass.

I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?

I'm here to chew gum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of gum.

I'm just living my life. I'm incredibly disciplined and I work incredibly hard. I show up for things on time, I do my homework, and I work my ass off. I've had a lot of luck, but I work really, really hard.

Imma violate yall asses like Chris Stokes.

I'm not in a recession. I'm doing very, very well. I'm doing incredibly well. I just want to be honest. I really am kicking ass.

I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped!

I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.

In football you can make it if you've got the 'I'm-going-to-get-up-off-the-ground-and-kick-your-ass' attitude.

In Hitchcock's movies you can see the storyboards and that's cool. It's nice to see a filmmaker be that prepared. Most filmmakers today have their heads up their ass, they're not nearly that prepared. He obviously had a right to say this is what I want and this is how we're doing it, because he was ready. Some filmmakers show up on the set and they don't know what they're doing. So then everyone has ideas and that makes a bad situation too. Be a director who's completely in control and yet no one knows it.