Best 411 quotes in «ass quotes» category

Every time I sit down with him, I know why he is who he is, and that's really cool. It's a great feeling. It sucks because I'm so not an ass-kisser, but he's George Lucas.

F-ck you, p-ssy ass haters you should do you.

FEMA I always thought was a bone here in your ass.

Freud's fanciful pseudo-explanations (precisely because they are brilliant) perform a disservice. Now any ass has these pictures available to use in "explaining" symptoms of an illness.

"Fussy eater" is a euphemism for "big pain in the ass.

Gettin at Weezy you comin through me-zy & I won't hesitate to do anyone greasy

Get your assets working for you so that your "ass" isn't working for someone else.

Girl, don't make me put my foot in your ass.

Go against me nowwww I dare you Bambi

God, I've frozen my ass off painting snow scenes!

Have I played the part well? Then applaud as I exit.

He was a hot, hot former priest and she wanted to pull a Thorn Birds on his ass.

He who repeats what he does not understand is no better than an ass that is loaded with books.

Hierarchy is an organization with its face toward the CEO and its ass toward the customer.

History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass.

Honestly when you do it black and white, you really have to work your ass off. Because if you make it, make it good. Otherwise, don't pretend.

How do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?

How much further can your head get up your ass that you're actually judging someone as a person based on their sexuality before you even have a conversation with them?

How's this for a headline? 'French fries'.

How would you like to bite that in the ass, develop lock jaw and be dragged to death?

I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It's a pain in the ass.

I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for president, so I went along with them.

I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face.

I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it.

I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me, I must scratch.

I am the best damn ass-kicker in the whole U.S. Army!

I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.

I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.

I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too.

I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass.

I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions.

I don't know anything about you, so when you randomly come up and grab my ass, this isn't a friend doing it. It's like, "Who the f### is doing...? I was not expecting that.

I don't know about you, but I love showing my ass to a crew of 300 that I've been working with.

I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass.

I don't know where there can be so many pianists as in Paris, so many asses and so many virtuosi.

I don't necessarily think of myself as a feminist, but I'm a whole person. I'm not just breasts or ass or thighs - I'm a whole being! And it just seems like women aren't necessarily striving to be the whole of themselves.

I don't think that there's that much difference between a photograph of a fist up someone's ass and a photograph of carnations in a bowl.

I don't want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can't kick it.

If anybody is getting their ass handed to them, it's not Al [Pachino]. It's coming [toward you]. I'm psychotic.

If a woman has a good ass the rest of her wil be nicely configured too, except for maybe the face. The face is always on its own.

If Britney Spears would paint her ass green, I'm sure you would spot green asses all over L.A., as soon as the word was out.

I feel like the traditional patron system meant that you would kiss the ass of one rich person and then hide all of the financial goings-on of your work, and you could pretend you were pure.

I feel more confident in being able to be funny if I'm comfortable with the people I'm around. When you're friends with them, it just makes it all the better. Plus, shooting a movie, you're sitting on your ass for hours at a time, so if you have somebody there to mess around with and have fun, then it's great.

I feel more productive, mostly because I feel like my ass is on the line. Before I had kids, I would sit around, drink, I don't even know what I did with myself.

If I didn't kick his ass every day? he wouldn't be worth anything.

If I go out with a jacket and a pair of trousers that my wife doesn't like, you can bet your ass it ain't in my wardrobe the following day. I say that it gets lost in the sky.

I figured I would have to tell someone to kiss my ass before it was all over, and I have -- twice.

If I were 50 years younger, I would kick your ass

If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time.

If only all our conflicts could be resolved with a few grunts and a smack in the ass.