Best 411 quotes in «ass quotes» category

Bad as I wanna be. She aint bad, she a sad little wannabe.

Basically, that's why I wrote: to save my ass, to save my ass from the madhouse, from the streets, from myself.

Being on "SNL" was a goal that I had when I was younger. When I got fired, I just felt really mad and I felt really grossed out by the system and grossed out by myself and it just sort of knocked me on my ass.

Be loud, be pretty and keep their black-hatin' asses in their chairs

Bend over to the front touch toes Back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)

Be proud of who you are.

Bite your teeth into the ass of life.

Boys don't make passes at female smart asses.

By outward show let's not be cheated; An ass should like an ass be treated.

Can an ass be tragic?--To perish under a burden that one can neither bear nor cast off? The case of the philosopher.

Coach Bryant, before you start hugging me, you ought to know that my boys are fixing to get after y'all's ass.

Creative work, summarized: In the time you set aside each day to work your ass off, ignore anything that makes you consider stopping.

Develop a built-in bullshit detector.

Don't blow smoke up my ass. You'll ruin my autopsy

Do your homework and know your business better than anyone. Otherwise, someone who knows more and works harder will kick your ass.

Burn the Louvre, and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names.

But my thoughts ran a wool-gathering; and I did like the countryman, who looked for his ass while he was mounted on his back.

Change doesn't begin when we get knocked on our ass. It begins the moment we decide to get back up on our own feet

Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.

Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ.

Cyclists are a pain in the ass.

Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!

Donald Trump is attacking President Obama's background. And I said, 'Wait a minute, Trump also is from a mixed background. He's half jack and half ass.'

Don't be a jerk to other comics and don't let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your ass off you're going to get somewhere.

Each nation knowing it has the only true religion and the only sane system of government, each despising all the others, each an ass and not suspecting it.

Every bad decision I've made has been based on money. I grew up in the projects and you don't turn down money there. You take it, because you never know when it's all going to end. I made Cop III because they offered me $15 million. That $15 million was worth having Roger Ebert's thumb up my ass.

Every time I sit down with him, I know why he is who he is, and that's really cool. It's a great feeling. It sucks because I'm so not an ass-kisser, but he's George Lucas.

F-ck you, p-ssy ass haters you should do you.

FEMA I always thought was a bone here in your ass.

Freud's fanciful pseudo-explanations (precisely because they are brilliant) perform a disservice. Now any ass has these pictures available to use in "explaining" symptoms of an illness.

Every man who has declared that some other man is an ass or a scoundrel, gets angry when the other man conclusively shows that the assertion was erroneous.

"Fussy eater" is a euphemism for "big pain in the ass.

Gettin at Weezy you comin through me-zy & I won't hesitate to do anyone greasy

Get your assets working for you so that your "ass" isn't working for someone else.

Girl, don't make me put my foot in your ass.

Go against me nowwww I dare you Bambi

God, I've frozen my ass off painting snow scenes!

Have I played the part well? Then applaud as I exit.

Fortunately, I knew the cardinal rule of getting on with one's fellow cooks. It applies in any kitchen and can be summed up in two short words: bust ass.

He who repeats what he does not understand is no better than an ass that is loaded with books.

Even a kick in the ass is good when you're facing the right direction.

He was a hot, hot former priest and she wanted to pull a Thorn Birds on his ass.

Hierarchy is an organization with its face toward the CEO and its ass toward the customer.

How much further can your head get up your ass that you're actually judging someone as a person based on their sexuality before you even have a conversation with them?

Honestly when you do it black and white, you really have to work your ass off. Because if you make it, make it good. Otherwise, don't pretend.

How do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?

How's this for a headline? 'French fries'.

How would you like to bite that in the ass, develop lock jaw and be dragged to death?

I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It's a pain in the ass.

I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for president, so I went along with them.