Best 411 quotes in «ass quotes» category

Imma violate yall asses like Chris Stokes.

I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass.

I'm not in a recession. I'm doing very, very well. I'm doing incredibly well. I just want to be honest. I really am kicking ass.

I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped!

I'm the one usually wearing the dress, which is what I would've preferred, but they wouldn't let me. It's been 15 years since I did that and my ass isn't as good as it used to be.

I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.

In football you can make it if you've got the 'I'm-going-to-get-up-off-the-ground-and-kick-your-ass' attitude.

In Hitchcock's movies you can see the storyboards and that's cool. It's nice to see a filmmaker be that prepared. Most filmmakers today have their heads up their ass, they're not nearly that prepared. He obviously had a right to say this is what I want and this is how we're doing it, because he was ready. Some filmmakers show up on the set and they don't know what they're doing. So then everyone has ideas and that makes a bad situation too. Be a director who's completely in control and yet no one knows it.

Instead of walking like you're limping, talking yang about me why don't you take your monkey ass and get a college degree?

Investing is where you find a few great companies and then sit on your ass.

I put on the boots and kicked some monster ass.

I refuse to go out with a man whose ass is smaller than mine.

I really enjoy theater. I just went to see 'Death of a Salesman,' and it knocked me on my ass.

I really don't know whether any place contains more pianists than Paris, or whether you can find more asses and virtuosos anywhere.

Is there anything so grave and serious as an ass?

I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over there and grab those signs and smash them over their heads and shove them up their asses. But...I'm a loving, spiritual person.

I seen her on the ave, spotted her more than once. Ass so fat that you could see it from the front.

I started running ultras to become a better person. I thought if you could run 100 miles you'd be in this Zen state. You'd be the Buddha, bringing peace and a smile to the world. It didn't work in my case. I'm the same old punk-ass as before, but there's always hope.

It is not the lefty ass-kissers you have to agitate, but the objective left-wing...

It is idle to play the lyre for an ass.

It is in that moment, when you really lay down your cards and see the relationship for what it was, that you'll find the freedom to kick it in the ass and let it go.

It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.

Is your head up your ass so far that you can't pull it out?

I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass, ... It's the first time I got dumped in my life.

It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you.

It's about getting off your ass and maximizing all the opportunities that life has to offer.

It's a pain in the ass, show business. And the only time that I really enjoy it is when I'm in front of an audience and they're reacting to me.

It was the kind of experience, Molly said, that would grow calluses on an angel's ass.

It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport security.

It's difficult to put your own bare ass out on the limb every time you sit down to write a poem. But that's really sort of the ideal. Because if we don't discover something about ourselves and our world in the making of a poem, chances are it's not going to be a very good poem. So what I'm saying is that a lot of our best poets could be better poets if they wrote less and risked more in what they do.

It's possible that I shall make an ass of myself. But in that case one can always get out of it with a little dialectic. I have, of course, so worded my proposition as to be right either way.

It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.

Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe my ass.

I want to dance, I want her ass. Why is she ignoring me?

I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.

I would sooner die of a taipan bite then tell my dad that I got bitten by a taipan. Because my nose would bleed from his kicking my ass.

Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.

I've done tangos with men who thought my ass was a squeaky toy.

I would kick this bad world's ass if I could just get on my feet

Joan of Arc should be played as a "pain in the ass" and how do I know she was a "pain in the ass"? ... because they burn her at the end.

Just because we are wearing lipstick doesn't mean we can't kick your ass!

Just because I'm not coordinated doesn't mean I can't kick your ass.

Life is hard to bear: but do not affect to be so delicate! We are all of us fine sumpter asses and assesses.

Just relax and breathe through your ass.

Kemo Sabe, kiss my ass.

Kiss is the number-one American band in gold-record sales. In the world, only the Beatles and the Stones are ahead of us. Every other band should be wiping my ass. The line forms over there to the left.

Leave the ass burdened with laws behind in the valley. But your conscience, let it ascend with Isaac into the mountain.

Meditation... dissolves the mind. It erases itself. Throws the ego out on its big brittle ass.

LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!!!

Looks like the good Lord got your ass and face mixed up.