Best 411 quotes in «ass quotes» category

Creative work, summarized: In the time you set aside each day to work your ass off, ignore anything that makes you consider stopping.

Cyclists are a pain in the ass.

Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!

Develop a built-in bullshit detector.

Go against me nowwww I dare you Bambi

Don't be a jerk to other comics and don't let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your ass off you're going to get somewhere.

Do your homework and know your business better than anyone. Otherwise, someone who knows more and works harder will kick your ass.

Each nation knowing it has the only true religion and the only sane system of government, each despising all the others, each an ass and not suspecting it.

Every bad decision I've made has been based on money. I grew up in the projects and you don't turn down money there. You take it, because you never know when it's all going to end. I made Cop III because they offered me $15 million. That $15 million was worth having Roger Ebert's thumb up my ass.

Every man who has declared that some other man is an ass or a scoundrel, gets angry when the other man conclusively shows that the assertion was erroneous.

FEMA I always thought was a bone here in your ass.

Fortunately, I knew the cardinal rule of getting on with one's fellow cooks. It applies in any kitchen and can be summed up in two short words: bust ass.

Freud's fanciful pseudo-explanations (precisely because they are brilliant) perform a disservice. Now any ass has these pictures available to use in "explaining" symptoms of an illness.

Get your assets working for you so that your "ass" isn't working for someone else.

Donald Trump is attacking President Obama's background. And I said, 'Wait a minute, Trump also is from a mixed background. He's half jack and half ass.'

Don't blow smoke up my ass. You'll ruin my autopsy

Even a kick in the ass is good when you're facing the right direction.

Every time I sit down with him, I know why he is who he is, and that's really cool. It's a great feeling. It sucks because I'm so not an ass-kisser, but he's George Lucas.

F-ck you, p-ssy ass haters you should do you.

"Fussy eater" is a euphemism for "big pain in the ass.

Gettin at Weezy you comin through me-zy & I won't hesitate to do anyone greasy

Girl, don't make me put my foot in your ass.

God, I've frozen my ass off painting snow scenes!

Have I played the part well? Then applaud as I exit.

He was a hot, hot former priest and she wanted to pull a Thorn Birds on his ass.

Hierarchy is an organization with its face toward the CEO and its ass toward the customer.

He who repeats what he does not understand is no better than an ass that is loaded with books.

Honestly when you do it black and white, you really have to work your ass off. Because if you make it, make it good. Otherwise, don't pretend.

History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass.

How much further can your head get up your ass that you're actually judging someone as a person based on their sexuality before you even have a conversation with them?

How do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?

How's this for a headline? 'French fries'.

I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face.

I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It's a pain in the ass.

I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for president, so I went along with them.

How would you like to bite that in the ass, develop lock jaw and be dragged to death?

I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it.

I am the best damn ass-kicker in the whole U.S. Army!

I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me, I must scratch.

I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.

I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.

I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too.

I don't know about you, but I love showing my ass to a crew of 300 that I've been working with.

I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass.

I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions.

I don't know anything about you, so when you randomly come up and grab my ass, this isn't a friend doing it. It's like, "Who the f### is doing...? I was not expecting that.

I don't know where there can be so many pianists as in Paris, so many asses and so many virtuosi.

I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass.

I don't think that there's that much difference between a photograph of a fist up someone's ass and a photograph of carnations in a bowl.

I don't necessarily think of myself as a feminist, but I'm a whole person. I'm not just breasts or ass or thighs - I'm a whole being! And it just seems like women aren't necessarily striving to be the whole of themselves.