Best 411 quotes in «ass quotes» category

The Devil is an Ass , I do acknowledge it.

The difference between western and eastern intellectuals is that the former have not been kicked in the ass enough.

The feeble howl with the wolves, bray with the asses, and bleat with the sheep.

The furrier gets the skins of more foxes than asses.

The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad.

The Germans have a word for it: Sitzfleisch. Staying power. Winning by sticking your ass to the seat and not leaving until after it's over.

The Grammys make me hate music, and certainly everyone in the ass-licking music industry.

The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his ass.

The idea of let's all share the pain equally, or let's freeze salaries altogether - it's ass-backwards. It's absolutely ass-backwards.

The law is an ass, an idiot.

The jawbone of an ass is just as dangerous a weapon today as in Sampson's time.

There's gonna be haters, but don't let them affect you, don't let them take away a part of you.

The next person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ass.

There isn’t anything good to say about Kick-Ass 2, the even more witless, mirthless follow-up to Kick-Ass.

There's a tremendous bias against taking risks. Everyone is trying to optimize their ass-covering.

There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.

The next time somebody announces that he plans to get Medieval on your ass, tell him you're going to get Renaissance on his gonads.

There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

There is often times when I'm in a bar or after a show, and a woman just grabs my head and shoves it into her cleavage, or grabs my ass, or something like that which - don't get me wrong. I'm not complaining, but it's just interesting. It's just interesting that that occurs.

There's an upside to the digital thing from my point of view because I find that I have access to all this wacky, weird-ass dance-music stuff that I just can't go into a shop and buy on vinyl.

There's one thing you're [John Cena] better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was.

There's this cornucopia of potential, and it can't be realized until someone works their ass off for it. Even on a Nickelodeon sitcom.

The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass!

There will always be haters out there, but my haters motivate me to push harder and kick more ass.

The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here!

The simple fact is this: when you goto Alaska, you get your ass kicked.

The secret to writing a screenplay is keeping your ass in the chair.

The Senate decided they will be smoke-free. They ordained that all public areas in the Senate are now smoke-free. However, the senators themselves will still be allowed to blow smoke up each other's asses.

To be engrossed by something outside ourselves is a powerful antidote for the rational mind, the mind that so frequently has its head up its own ass.

They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind.

The thirst for knowledge is like a piece of ass you know you shouldn't chase; in the end, you chase it just the same.

The world is so ass-backwards it almost makes you wish you were dyslexic.

The Wright Amendment is a pain in the ass, but not every pain in the ass is a constitutional infringement.

They call me Seymour Butts, cause I get more ass than most.

This dance isn't just about shaking your waist and your ass.

Those back-to-back experiences confirmed what I already knew: That I was a shitty-ass employee and I'd better start my own business.

To be a feminist is to be alive.

To some its Hump Day. To us, it's Wednesday's getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asked Friday to switch places.

We were the only band in history that was directed by an ass.

Underneath the forms of fiction and poetry, you can bet your ass the ground comes from someone's actual life experience.

We don't know our ass from a hole in the ground.

Weightless is a great equalizer.

VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.

We intentionally didn't want to release anything when we were very young, I suppose, because we had a lot of foresight. Stuff can come back to bite you in the ass. Know what I mean?

What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.

What convinces is not necessarily true-it is merely convincing: a note for asses.

"What was that technique you were using on those bastards?" "An ancient form called kicking ass.

What do you say when someone takes on a really bad ass, murdering sucker for you? There just aren't words for that.

What's so wonderful about business is that every time I start thinking I'm special, I get knocked on my ass.

When making your ass, always draw the shape of Africa. Or as Latrice would say, the homeland.