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There is an innate gratification in falling from grace. The supreme pleasure of love is illicit love, a feeling that you are doing wrong. Spanking girls and being a girl receiving a spanking captures that feeling, that beyond the pleasure enhanced by the pain is a sense that you are being just a little bit wicked.

Three year in prison and a dick is just another thing to put up your ass.

What the hell was that?” he asked no-one in particular. “Did they ram us?” “Uh – negative, sir.” Marnetti offered, reading an instrumental assessment from his display, “It seems we were hit by some kind of pulse wave generated by their jump.” “Their jump? – You mean by arriving they nearly killed us?” Marnetti nodded, continuing, “Range 0.5 kilometers, Captain. Holding steady. No recognized weapons activity.” “Damage report.” He ordered, feeling his way back into his seat, eyes glued to the viewscreen. “Shield 2 down, 1 is buckling.” Pluddeman choked. “Power stable, all systems holding steady,” Marnetti added, now rubbing some bruises. “Any communications?” “Nothing, sir. Static on all frequencies.” “What are they doing?” “Nothing, sir. Waiting maybe.” “Waiting, my ass!” Dayne barked. “They must be sizing us up!

When the world kicks your ass, don't step in line. book: stuff i think about

Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass.

Wolfgang Amadé Mozart takes pity on Leutgeb, ass, ox, and simpleton, at Vienna, March 27, 1783.

Would you like me to spank you?" he asked. He was very polite and I wasn't sure what to say. I shrugged and took a breath. "If you like," I replied. "There's a good girl. Now, come here, take your knickers down and bend over my knee." And that's what I did.

Yes, the hermitage is underground--miles beneath the surface of Antarctica. And yes, Ike refers to it as unten--literally 'under' or 'below.' But, hello, it's 'hyperborean'--of or relating to the arctic, frigid, very cold. The opposite of infernally hot. Well, what if it's WAY underground down near the inner core of the earth, where it's like 10,000 degrees? Well, what if it's up your ass where it's like 10,000,000 degrees? Well, what if you're a cocksucking dwarf racist retard midget dickwad? Well, what if you're a fucking scatological-bakery urinal-cake-boss motherfucking fist-fucked cow-pie anal-fissureman motherfucker?

You ain't born for this shit, get your ass together and make things happen for you.

And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?

A pat on the back is six inches away from a kick up the ass.

A person whodoes not regard music as a marvelous creation of God, must be a clodhopper indeed and does not deserve to be called a human being; he should be permitted to hear nothing but the braying of asses and the grunting of hogs.

Apuleius married a rich widow, then wrote _The Golden Ass_.

Art is a finger up the bourgeoisie ass.

As an artist, that's our job - to be with you in times of celebration and when the world is kicking your ass.

As far as guitar goes, it's weird to have such a challenging activity in my life for so long - I love it. It kicks my ass every day.

As I grow older, I put all life's bulls**t aside. I think the process of the laying off of the bulls**t starts around 40. Before that, most men have their heads stuck in their ass. After 40, you see things differently. You've found yourself. You're accepting yourself and what you got from life.

Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you

A synopsis of every story we do: someone gets over their own stupid ass.

At a certain age, you have to choose between your face and your ass.

A vile beastly rottenheaded foolbegotten brazenthroated pernicous piggish screaming, tearing, roaring, perplexing, splitmecrackle crashmecriggle insane ass of a woman is practising howling below-stairs with a brute of a singingmaster so horribly, that my head is nearly off.

Bad as I wanna be. She aint bad, she a sad little wannabe.

Basically, that's why I wrote: to save my ass, to save my ass from the madhouse, from the streets, from myself.

There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.

There is nothing to compare with that moment when you are bent over his knee and feel the material chaff against your bottom as he pulls your panties down. At that second, round cheeks revealed, plump and quivering, it is like jumping out of an airplane, pulling the ripcord and waiting for the parachute to open.

Tiger resists. "WAIT. We're ALL friends HERE. What is it you wanna talk about? SEX? The new DILDO my mom bought me? Or the HAIR on my sister's ASS-

When his hand came down across my bottom the first time I thought I was going to die. But the pain passed, transmuted as if my some alchemical wizardry, and for a moment I experienced a surreal satisfaction in being bent over in this way without rights or choices, past or future. In pain you are living in the present and as the pain passes there is pleasure from having endured the pain.

You can't say asses in church unless you are speaking of donkeys.

You said that you are smart, didn't you? 2112@1%, 2%1%2! 1(81%1@4 25 71@14 2)812) 2)85 6911(2) 1@52@51@ 2#11( 1(1% 511(2% So try to solve this, if you solve it... You are one smart ass!

A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. As a journalist you are expected to know the difference.

Accumulating injuries are the price we pay for the thrill of not having sat around on our asses.

Achieving meaningful goals requires that you commit your entire ass, not just one cheek.

Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars

A fire lit under my ass? Yeah, that's true. No time to waste.

After all we'd been through, we still couldn't take our heads from out of our asses or our hands from around each other's throats.

After watching mulattas shake it, I can totally understand why Brazil is devoted to my favorite body part, the ass.

A good lead-off hitter is a pain in the ass to pitchers.

A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass.

A lion may die of an ass's kick.

All I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante.

All my compatriots are asses compared to me.

All of us are subjected to somebody else's power at some point. So once in a while you kiss ass. So what? Either you make your peace with that early, or you end up living your life as a crank and a misfit.

All women are NATURALLY, bad ass!

A lot of social media saved my ass, so I'm totally for it.

A man searching for enlightenment is like a man sitting on an Ass in search of an Ass

A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles.

A man sufficiently gifted with humor is in small danger of succumbing to flattering delusions about himself, because he cannot help perceiving what a pompous ass he would become if he did.

An ass is beautiful to an ass, and a pig is beautiful to a pig.

Anyone can see that an ass laden with books remains a donkey. A human being laden with the undigested results of a tussle with thoughts and books, however, still passes for wise.

As for my own truncated secondary education, my head was in the clouds as my mom would say, or if you asked my father, up my ass.