Best 411 quotes in «ass quotes» category

Meditation... dissolves the mind. It erases itself. Throws the ego out on its big brittle ass.

Methought I was enamour'd of an ass.

M is for Marx And clashing of classes And movement of masses And massing of asses.

Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time things would turn out differently. Yes they would. This time he would get his ass kicked by a woman.

Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless.

Most chick-singers say "If you hurt me, I'll die"... I say, if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.

Most of the actors that I've had the pleasure to work with are very easy to get along with. And whether they're getting paid or not getting paid doesn't necessarily make a difference. Most people are easy to work with and easy to get along with, but we mostly hear about the assholes who are really a pain in the ass, and we've all had our share of working with them.

Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Murder shoots, I give your ass good seats

My acting wasn't the best. But damn, my ass looked tight.

My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back.

My ass is big because a lot of people have to kiss it.

My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.

My grandmother used to discipline me, I mean, beat my ass, and I deserved them, too.

My family and my friends-they keep me grounded. Especially my mom, because she would kick my ass if I was to change.

My back is too long or something because my ass is constantly hanging out.

My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.

My sense is that file sharing started in predominantly white, middle- and upper-middle-cl ass young people who were native-born, who felt they were entitled to have something for free, because that's what they were used to.

My main competitor is myself.

My name is Reggie. I'm about kicking ass, I'm about taking names, and we're about making games.

Never ASSUME, because when you ASSUME, you make an ASS of U and ME.

My very first friend was my stand-in, who's a very dear friend to this day, and she kind of saved my ass. She told me where to stand and where the camera was and where to look. I thought, "If I don't enjoy this, then there's absolutely no point in being an actor.

Never use jargon words like 'reconceptualize', 'demassification', 'attitudinally', 'judgmentally'. They are hallmarks of a pretentious ass.

Nothing is more humbling than getting your ass kicked.

None but an ass pays a compliment and asks a favour at the same time. There are many asses.

Now all my niggas gettin buck Overbite

No true reform has ever come to pass Unchallenged by a liar and an ass.

Novels are written, not wished into existence. You have to sit your ass in the chair or nothing gets done.

People are all the same. We need a personal reason to get our asses off the couch.

Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare.

[On being overweight:] If I tried to haul ass, I would have to make two trips.

[On refusing to be silenced:] I do not pretend to be John the Baptist rebuking the Pharisees. I do not claim to be Nathan upbraiding David. I aspire only to be Balaam's ass, castigating his master.

Oppressive bastards, think they own the place. I told them that karma's going to kick their asses.

Patience is a flatterer, sir, and an ass, sir.

Obstinacy and dogmatism are the surest signs of stupidity. Is there anything more confident, resolute, disdainful, grave and serious than an ass?

On solemn asses fall plush sinecures, So keep a straight face and sit tight on yours.

Our countrymen have all the folly of the ass and all the passiveness of the sheep.

Patience is the virtue of an ass, who treads beneath his burden and complains not.

Political cartoons are the ass-end of the artform

People in college, if you're getting recognized for getting good grades, you're finally famous. If you get recognized for playing the drums, if you're being recognized for making good ass beats, good ass raps, good ass interviews like this one, you're finally famous.

Periodically I just notch up. And everyone among my colleagues thinks that Perfidia - in its accessibility, its big throbbing heart - will be the biggest notch up yet. We'll see what happens. It's on my ass.

Pick something you love and work your ass off, no matter what people say.

Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice.

Pompous asses knows how to put the moan in sanctimonious.

Please, I need you to save my ass.

Potential is synonymous with getting your ass kicked.

Pretty much any given day, barring some major distraction, I get melodies coming to me. Lyrics don't come quite as easily. So I've been inventing little projects and challenges to sort of kick my ass with the lyrics.

Put your trust in the Lord....your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.

Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass.

Soderquist's Paradox: There are more horses' asses than horses.