Best 411 quotes in «ass quotes» category

Songs are puzzles - you get an intro, or maybe an end, but you gotta fill in the rest. Sometimes they come easy and sometimes they're a pain in the ass.

Soon as we get the ass, we start callin em hoes.

So put a quarter in your ass Cuz ya played ya'self

Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.

Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.

That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song.

Terror is the desire to save your own ass, but horror is rooted in sympathy.

That all you got, George?

That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!

The art and act of writing - speaking just for myself - involves getting your proverbial ass in the proverbial chair.

The ass will carry his load, but not a double load; ride not a free horse to death.

The ass bears the load, but not the overload.

The books are to remind us what asses and fools we are.

The Backstreet Boys can sing their asses off. I'm not so sure about those other boy bands. But Backstreet Boys have my ultimate respect.

The best piece of business advice probably came from my mother, and she always just tells me to, you know, commit to it 100%. And to stay focused, and don't be lazy. I was never taught to really be lazy. If you're going to take on a project, do it 100%. Don't half - ass anything.

The biggest sin is sitting on your ass.

The Devil is an Ass , I do acknowledge it.

The Carpetbaggers was the first big money I made. Money gave me a lot of freedom, but no matter how much you make there's always somebody chasing your ass for more.

The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass

The difference between western and eastern intellectuals is that the former have not been kicked in the ass enough.

The feeble howl with the wolves, bray with the asses, and bleat with the sheep.

The furrier gets the skins of more foxes than asses.

The Germans have a word for it: Sitzfleisch. Staying power. Winning by sticking your ass to the seat and not leaving until after it's over.

The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad.

The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his ass.

The Grammys make me hate music, and certainly everyone in the ass-licking music industry.

The next time somebody announces that he plans to get Medieval on your ass, tell him you're going to get Renaissance on his gonads.

The jawbone of an ass is just as dangerous a weapon today as in Sampson's time.

The idea of let's all share the pain equally, or let's freeze salaries altogether - it's ass-backwards. It's absolutely ass-backwards.

The law is an ass, an idiot.

The next person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ass.

There is often times when I'm in a bar or after a show, and a woman just grabs my head and shoves it into her cleavage, or grabs my ass, or something like that which - don't get me wrong. I'm not complaining, but it's just interesting. It's just interesting that that occurs.

There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

There isn’t anything good to say about Kick-Ass 2, the even more witless, mirthless follow-up to Kick-Ass.

There's an upside to the digital thing from my point of view because I find that I have access to all this wacky, weird-ass dance-music stuff that I just can't go into a shop and buy on vinyl.

There's gonna be haters, but don't let them affect you, don't let them take away a part of you.

There's a tremendous bias against taking risks. Everyone is trying to optimize their ass-covering.

There's one thing you're [John Cena] better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was.

There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.

There's this cornucopia of potential, and it can't be realized until someone works their ass off for it. Even on a Nickelodeon sitcom.

The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass!

There will always be haters out there, but my haters motivate me to push harder and kick more ass.

The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here!

The secret to writing a screenplay is keeping your ass in the chair.

The Senate decided they will be smoke-free. They ordained that all public areas in the Senate are now smoke-free. However, the senators themselves will still be allowed to blow smoke up each other's asses.

The world is so ass-backwards it almost makes you wish you were dyslexic.

The simple fact is this: when you goto Alaska, you get your ass kicked.

The thirst for knowledge is like a piece of ass you know you shouldn't chase; in the end, you chase it just the same.

They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind.

The Wright Amendment is a pain in the ass, but not every pain in the ass is a constitutional infringement.