Best 411 quotes in «ass quotes» category

My family and my friends-they keep me grounded. Especially my mom, because she would kick my ass if I was to change.

My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.

My grandmother used to discipline me, I mean, beat my ass, and I deserved them, too.

My main competitor is myself.

My name is Reggie. I'm about kicking ass, I'm about taking names, and we're about making games.

My sense is that file sharing started in predominantly white, middle- and upper-middle-cl ass young people who were native-born, who felt they were entitled to have something for free, because that's what they were used to.

My very first friend was my stand-in, who's a very dear friend to this day, and she kind of saved my ass. She told me where to stand and where the camera was and where to look. I thought, "If I don't enjoy this, then there's absolutely no point in being an actor.

Nothing is more humbling than getting your ass kicked.

None but an ass pays a compliment and asks a favour at the same time. There are many asses.

Never ASSUME, because when you ASSUME, you make an ASS of U and ME.

Never use jargon words like 'reconceptualize', 'demassification', 'attitudinally', 'judgmentally'. They are hallmarks of a pretentious ass.

No true reform has ever come to pass Unchallenged by a liar and an ass.

Now all my niggas gettin buck Overbite

Novels are written, not wished into existence. You have to sit your ass in the chair or nothing gets done.

Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare.

[On refusing to be silenced:] I do not pretend to be John the Baptist rebuking the Pharisees. I do not claim to be Nathan upbraiding David. I aspire only to be Balaam's ass, castigating his master.

Obstinacy and dogmatism are the surest signs of stupidity. Is there anything more confident, resolute, disdainful, grave and serious than an ass?

[On being overweight:] If I tried to haul ass, I would have to make two trips.

On solemn asses fall plush sinecures, So keep a straight face and sit tight on yours.

Our countrymen have all the folly of the ass and all the passiveness of the sheep.

Oppressive bastards, think they own the place. I told them that karma's going to kick their asses.

People are all the same. We need a personal reason to get our asses off the couch.

Patience is a flatterer, sir, and an ass, sir.

Patience is the virtue of an ass, who treads beneath his burden and complains not.

People in college, if you're getting recognized for getting good grades, you're finally famous. If you get recognized for playing the drums, if you're being recognized for making good ass beats, good ass raps, good ass interviews like this one, you're finally famous.

Potential is synonymous with getting your ass kicked.

Periodically I just notch up. And everyone among my colleagues thinks that Perfidia - in its accessibility, its big throbbing heart - will be the biggest notch up yet. We'll see what happens. It's on my ass.

Pick something you love and work your ass off, no matter what people say.

Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice.

Pompous asses knows how to put the moan in sanctimonious.

Please, I need you to save my ass.

Political cartoons are the ass-end of the artform

Pretty much any given day, barring some major distraction, I get melodies coming to me. Lyrics don't come quite as easily. So I've been inventing little projects and challenges to sort of kick my ass with the lyrics.

Some in management positions operate as if they are in a tree of monkeys. They make sure that everyone at the top of the tree looking down sees only smiles. But all too often, those at the bottom looking up see only asses.

Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass.

Soderquist's Paradox: There are more horses' asses than horses.

Some age. Others mature.

Put your trust in the Lord....your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.

Sometimes, for principle, your gonna have to kick some ass.

So put a quarter in your ass Cuz ya played ya'self

Sometimes when we get our ass kicked and we're down, sometimes we stay down, and sometimes we get depressed and sometimes we don't know how to handle it, and sometimes we don't know what's going on, and sometimes we feel like it's not worth going on.

Songs are puzzles - you get an intro, or maybe an end, but you gotta fill in the rest. Sometimes they come easy and sometimes they're a pain in the ass.

Soon as we get the ass, we start callin em hoes.

Terror is the desire to save your own ass, but horror is rooted in sympathy.

Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.

Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.

That all you got, George?

The Grammys make me hate music, and certainly everyone in the ass-licking music industry.

That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song.

The art and act of writing - speaking just for myself - involves getting your proverbial ass in the proverbial chair.