Best 411 quotes in «ass quotes» category

If you don't have a flag sticking out of your ass, you must be a communist.

If you fall on concrete, that's yo ass fault

If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you.

If you’re afraid to defend your convictions because you might get your ass kicked for it, you’re not really fit to advocate for them.

If you really want to make a change, just get up off your ass and do it.

If you're getting paid more than me, I'm definitely more excited about this ass whoopin I'm gonna put down on you.

If you're going to do something, strive to do it better than anyone else. Do it all the way. If you're going to half-ass it, why bother?

If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass.

If you're not in the arena also getting your ass kicked, I'm not interested in your feedback.

If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

I had $60,000 for my first movie. I was 33 before I made any money off of movies. I worked my ass off for free. To get that I'm "enemy number one" among young kids is a little absurd.

I had no administrative function at the New Yorker. I am what we used to call in construction back in Kansas City where I grew up "a dog-ass subcontractor.

I make an ass clap like tap shoes.

I had rather ride on an ass that carries me than a horse that throws me.

I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking, which is, if you ask for it, then I have to let you have it.

I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.

I just look at a bagel and my ass gets bigger!

I lay in bed and watched moments break into phenomenal particles of panic and could actually see the divine crack of God’s ass as he completely turned his back on me.

I listen to a lot of different kind of music. A lot of weird-ass music, like weird-ass, old Portishead.

I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass.

I'm an ass-kicking fat kid.

I'm a woman in a man's job and I don't have the luxury of being an ass.

I hope you're all Republicans.

I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.

I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to go wipe my ass right now.'

I learnt very early in life that whenever there is a choice between peace of mind and piece of ass, go for the former.

I like to stay at home and sit on my ass.

I love the French language... it's a delightful language, especially to curse with. It's like whopping your ass with silk.

I'm ambidextrous, I slap ass with both hands.

I'm a perfectionist. It's a big pain in the ass and it takes a lot of my time, but it really is going well and I have to do my own things.

I'm definitely a nerd. I'm a cool-ass nerd, but I am definitely a nerd.

I mean, even in these snow pants,check out my ass.

I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?

I'm here to chew gum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of gum.

I'm just living my life. I'm incredibly disciplined and I work incredibly hard. I show up for things on time, I do my homework, and I work my ass off. I've had a lot of luck, but I work really, really hard.

I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.

I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass.

I'm the one usually wearing the dress, which is what I would've preferred, but they wouldn't let me. It's been 15 years since I did that and my ass isn't as good as it used to be.

Imma violate yall asses like Chris Stokes.

I'm not in a recession. I'm doing very, very well. I'm doing incredibly well. I just want to be honest. I really am kicking ass.

I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped!

In football you can make it if you've got the 'I'm-going-to-get-up-off-the-ground-and-kick-your-ass' attitude.

Instead of walking like you're limping, talking yang about me why don't you take your monkey ass and get a college degree?

In Hitchcock's movies you can see the storyboards and that's cool. It's nice to see a filmmaker be that prepared. Most filmmakers today have their heads up their ass, they're not nearly that prepared. He obviously had a right to say this is what I want and this is how we're doing it, because he was ready. Some filmmakers show up on the set and they don't know what they're doing. So then everyone has ideas and that makes a bad situation too. Be a director who's completely in control and yet no one knows it.

I really don't know whether any place contains more pianists than Paris, or whether you can find more asses and virtuosos anywhere.

Investing is where you find a few great companies and then sit on your ass.

I really enjoy theater. I just went to see 'Death of a Salesman,' and it knocked me on my ass.

I put on the boots and kicked some monster ass.