Best 411 quotes in «ass quotes» category

None but an ass pays a compliment and asks a favour at the same time. There are many asses.

Nothing is more humbling than getting your ass kicked.

No true reform has ever come to pass Unchallenged by a liar and an ass.

Novels are written, not wished into existence. You have to sit your ass in the chair or nothing gets done.

Now all my niggas gettin buck Overbite

Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare.

Obstinacy and dogmatism are the surest signs of stupidity. Is there anything more confident, resolute, disdainful, grave and serious than an ass?

Oppressive bastards, think they own the place. I told them that karma's going to kick their asses.

On solemn asses fall plush sinecures, So keep a straight face and sit tight on yours.

[On being overweight:] If I tried to haul ass, I would have to make two trips.

[On refusing to be silenced:] I do not pretend to be John the Baptist rebuking the Pharisees. I do not claim to be Nathan upbraiding David. I aspire only to be Balaam's ass, castigating his master.

Our countrymen have all the folly of the ass and all the passiveness of the sheep.

Patience is a flatterer, sir, and an ass, sir.

People are all the same. We need a personal reason to get our asses off the couch.

Patience is the virtue of an ass, who treads beneath his burden and complains not.

Please, I need you to save my ass.

People in college, if you're getting recognized for getting good grades, you're finally famous. If you get recognized for playing the drums, if you're being recognized for making good ass beats, good ass raps, good ass interviews like this one, you're finally famous.

Periodically I just notch up. And everyone among my colleagues thinks that Perfidia - in its accessibility, its big throbbing heart - will be the biggest notch up yet. We'll see what happens. It's on my ass.

Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice.

Pick something you love and work your ass off, no matter what people say.

Political cartoons are the ass-end of the artform

Pompous asses knows how to put the moan in sanctimonious.

Potential is synonymous with getting your ass kicked.

Some age. Others mature.

Put your trust in the Lord....your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.

Soderquist's Paradox: There are more horses' asses than horses.

Pretty much any given day, barring some major distraction, I get melodies coming to me. Lyrics don't come quite as easily. So I've been inventing little projects and challenges to sort of kick my ass with the lyrics.

Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass.

Some in management positions operate as if they are in a tree of monkeys. They make sure that everyone at the top of the tree looking down sees only smiles. But all too often, those at the bottom looking up see only asses.

Sometimes, for principle, your gonna have to kick some ass.

Songs are puzzles - you get an intro, or maybe an end, but you gotta fill in the rest. Sometimes they come easy and sometimes they're a pain in the ass.

So put a quarter in your ass Cuz ya played ya'self

Sometimes when we get our ass kicked and we're down, sometimes we stay down, and sometimes we get depressed and sometimes we don't know how to handle it, and sometimes we don't know what's going on, and sometimes we feel like it's not worth going on.

Soon as we get the ass, we start callin em hoes.

Terror is the desire to save your own ass, but horror is rooted in sympathy.

Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.

Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.

That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song.

That all you got, George?

That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!

The Backstreet Boys can sing their asses off. I'm not so sure about those other boy bands. But Backstreet Boys have my ultimate respect.

The art and act of writing - speaking just for myself - involves getting your proverbial ass in the proverbial chair.

The ass will carry his load, but not a double load; ride not a free horse to death.

The ass bears the load, but not the overload.

The biggest sin is sitting on your ass.

The best piece of business advice probably came from my mother, and she always just tells me to, you know, commit to it 100%. And to stay focused, and don't be lazy. I was never taught to really be lazy. If you're going to take on a project, do it 100%. Don't half - ass anything.

The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass

The books are to remind us what asses and fools we are.

The Carpetbaggers was the first big money I made. Money gave me a lot of freedom, but no matter how much you make there's always somebody chasing your ass for more.

The Grammys make me hate music, and certainly everyone in the ass-licking music industry.