Best 411 quotes in «ass quotes» category

You can't say asses in church unless you are speaking of donkeys.

A fire lit under my ass? Yeah, that's true. No time to waste.

You said that you are smart, didn't you? 2112@1%, 2%1%2! 1(81%1@4 25 71@14 2)812) 2)85 6911(2) 1@52@51@ 2#11( 1(1% 511(2% So try to solve this, if you solve it... You are one smart ass!

Accumulating injuries are the price we pay for the thrill of not having sat around on our asses.

Achieving meaningful goals requires that you commit your entire ass, not just one cheek.

A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. As a journalist you are expected to know the difference.

Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars

After all we'd been through, we still couldn't take our heads from out of our asses or our hands from around each other's throats.

After watching mulattas shake it, I can totally understand why Brazil is devoted to my favorite body part, the ass.

All of us are subjected to somebody else's power at some point. So once in a while you kiss ass. So what? Either you make your peace with that early, or you end up living your life as a crank and a misfit.

A good lead-off hitter is a pain in the ass to pitchers.

A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass.

A lion may die of an ass's kick.

All I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante.

All my compatriots are asses compared to me.

All women are NATURALLY, bad ass!

A man searching for enlightenment is like a man sitting on an Ass in search of an Ass

A lot of social media saved my ass, so I'm totally for it.

A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles.

An ass is beautiful to an ass, and a pig is beautiful to a pig.

A man sufficiently gifted with humor is in small danger of succumbing to flattering delusions about himself, because he cannot help perceiving what a pompous ass he would become if he did.

Anyone can see that an ass laden with books remains a donkey. A human being laden with the undigested results of a tussle with thoughts and books, however, still passes for wise.

And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?

A pat on the back is six inches away from a kick up the ass.

As for my own truncated secondary education, my head was in the clouds as my mom would say, or if you asked my father, up my ass.

A person whodoes not regard music as a marvelous creation of God, must be a clodhopper indeed and does not deserve to be called a human being; he should be permitted to hear nothing but the braying of asses and the grunting of hogs.

Art is a finger up the bourgeoisie ass.

As an artist, that's our job - to be with you in times of celebration and when the world is kicking your ass.

As far as guitar goes, it's weird to have such a challenging activity in my life for so long - I love it. It kicks my ass every day.

Apuleius married a rich widow, then wrote _The Golden Ass_.

As I grow older, I put all life's bulls**t aside. I think the process of the laying off of the bulls**t starts around 40. Before that, most men have their heads stuck in their ass. After 40, you see things differently. You've found yourself. You're accepting yourself and what you got from life.

ASS, n. A public singer with a good voice but no ear.

Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you

A vile beastly rottenheaded foolbegotten brazenthroated pernicous piggish screaming, tearing, roaring, perplexing, splitmecrackle crashmecriggle insane ass of a woman is practising howling below-stairs with a brute of a singingmaster so horribly, that my head is nearly off.

At a certain age, you have to choose between your face and your ass.

A stubborn ass needs a stubborn driver

A synopsis of every story we do: someone gets over their own stupid ass.

Bend over to the front touch toes Back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)

Bad as I wanna be. She aint bad, she a sad little wannabe.

Be proud of who you are.

Basically, that's why I wrote: to save my ass, to save my ass from the madhouse, from the streets, from myself.

Being on "SNL" was a goal that I had when I was younger. When I got fired, I just felt really mad and I felt really grossed out by the system and grossed out by myself and it just sort of knocked me on my ass.

Be loud, be pretty and keep their black-hatin' asses in their chairs

Bite your teeth into the ass of life.

Boys don't make passes at female smart asses.

But my thoughts ran a wool-gathering; and I did like the countryman, who looked for his ass while he was mounted on his back.

Burn the Louvre, and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names.

Can an ass be tragic?--To perish under a burden that one can neither bear nor cast off? The case of the philosopher.

By outward show let's not be cheated; An ass should like an ass be treated.

Change doesn't begin when we get knocked on our ass. It begins the moment we decide to get back up on our own feet