Best 411 quotes in «ass quotes» category

I would sooner die of a taipan bite then tell my dad that I got bitten by a taipan. Because my nose would bleed from his kicking my ass.

Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe my ass.

Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.

Joan of Arc should be played as a "pain in the ass" and how do I know she was a "pain in the ass"? ... because they burn her at the end.

Just because we are wearing lipstick doesn't mean we can't kick your ass!

Just because I'm not coordinated doesn't mean I can't kick your ass.

Just relax and breathe through your ass.

Kemo Sabe, kiss my ass.

Kiss is the number-one American band in gold-record sales. In the world, only the Beatles and the Stones are ahead of us. Every other band should be wiping my ass. The line forms over there to the left.

Leave the ass burdened with laws behind in the valley. But your conscience, let it ascend with Isaac into the mountain.

Life is hard to bear: but do not affect to be so delicate! We are all of us fine sumpter asses and assesses.

Louis CK went from a writer/comedian to winning Emmys for his own show because he works his ass off.

LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!!!

Looks like the good Lord got your ass and face mixed up.

making a noise in this world making a noise in this world you can bet your ass, I won't go quietly making a noise in this world.

Methought I was enamour'd of an ass.

Meditation... dissolves the mind. It erases itself. Throws the ego out on its big brittle ass.

M is for Marx And clashing of classes And movement of masses And massing of asses.

Most chick-singers say "If you hurt me, I'll die"... I say, if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.

Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time things would turn out differently. Yes they would. This time he would get his ass kicked by a woman.

Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless.

Murder shoots, I give your ass good seats

Most of the actors that I've had the pleasure to work with are very easy to get along with. And whether they're getting paid or not getting paid doesn't necessarily make a difference. Most people are easy to work with and easy to get along with, but we mostly hear about the assholes who are really a pain in the ass, and we've all had our share of working with them.

Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.

My acting wasn't the best. But damn, my ass looked tight.

My back is too long or something because my ass is constantly hanging out.

My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back.

My ass is big because a lot of people have to kiss it.

My grandmother used to discipline me, I mean, beat my ass, and I deserved them, too.

My family and my friends-they keep me grounded. Especially my mom, because she would kick my ass if I was to change.

My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.

My main competitor is myself.

My name is Reggie. I'm about kicking ass, I'm about taking names, and we're about making games.

Never ASSUME, because when you ASSUME, you make an ASS of U and ME.

My very first friend was my stand-in, who's a very dear friend to this day, and she kind of saved my ass. She told me where to stand and where the camera was and where to look. I thought, "If I don't enjoy this, then there's absolutely no point in being an actor.

My sense is that file sharing started in predominantly white, middle- and upper-middle-cl ass young people who were native-born, who felt they were entitled to have something for free, because that's what they were used to.

None but an ass pays a compliment and asks a favour at the same time. There are many asses.

Never use jargon words like 'reconceptualize', 'demassification', 'attitudinally', 'judgmentally'. They are hallmarks of a pretentious ass.

Nothing is more humbling than getting your ass kicked.

No true reform has ever come to pass Unchallenged by a liar and an ass.

Novels are written, not wished into existence. You have to sit your ass in the chair or nothing gets done.

Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare.

Now all my niggas gettin buck Overbite

On solemn asses fall plush sinecures, So keep a straight face and sit tight on yours.

Obstinacy and dogmatism are the surest signs of stupidity. Is there anything more confident, resolute, disdainful, grave and serious than an ass?

[On being overweight:] If I tried to haul ass, I would have to make two trips.

[On refusing to be silenced:] I do not pretend to be John the Baptist rebuking the Pharisees. I do not claim to be Nathan upbraiding David. I aspire only to be Balaam's ass, castigating his master.

Our countrymen have all the folly of the ass and all the passiveness of the sheep.

Oppressive bastards, think they own the place. I told them that karma's going to kick their asses.